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BooksDecember 22, 2023

The Friday Poem: ‘To My Grandson, born in 2022’ by Lynn Jenner

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A new poem by Lynn Jenner.

To My Grandson, born in 2022

Please think of this letter as a genuine record
with biases caused by gender, ethnicity and class

This summer, just after your first birthday, it is suddenly clear that we are someway into an apocalypse. Even people who usually talk only about sport say the climate has turned on us and the coming famines will lead to revolutions and chaos. Millions of people, they say, will come to countries like ours to get away from the floods and the fires and the rising seas but now those things have started to happen here too

The plain truth is that you will not have the same life that we have had, and we are partly the cause of that. We still buy plastic containers and impossibly cheap clothes exactly because they are so cheap. The signs of the apocalypse were right there in front of us, but we looked inwards and wondered if we were happy enough. Even when someone held our head between their hands and forced us to look, our eyes slid away to the side. We lived our life, we hummed our songs, danced around the kitchen in the evenings after work and looked forward to our overseas holidays

We have seen great sweeps of consciousness and fashion. The circles of orange and brown that made up the décor of our childhood have been exciting, and then embarrassing, and now there are knock-off versions of our mothers’ sofas in department stores

The nineteen fifties in New Zealand did not look stylish to us. They looked like fear and shame. An unmarried mother must be a slut. An illegitimate baby must be given up for adoption. Boys and girls of seventeen must marry if the girl was pregnant, otherwise what would people say? Mothers cooked and cleaned and took the children to kindergarten. Men stopped at pubs on the way home from work and arrived home red-faced and tetchy

The nineteen fifties reeked of fat lamb roasts on Sundays. The nineteen fifties sounded like lawnmowers droning on a Sunday morning. The nineteen fifties squeezed your creamy breasts into points and held you there, facing the front

We were going to change all that. How, otherwise, would our lives be different from our parents? Guitar music, long hair, flared trousers and the oral contraceptive would transform everything dull and dutiful into swirls of red and yellow and purple. Each of us was epic and unique. Violence and war would be replaced by peace. Capitalism be replaced by love, and a generous spirit really would change the whole world. It would be that way because we wanted it so

Then we got jobs, which became careers. To our surprise, we soon had houses, mortgages, cars, children and even lawnmowers. We bought private medical insurance in case our children needed little operations. We chose who to protect and it was us

While we were busy working and raising your parents, a few decades went by in which everything that cared for people was sold or neglected. We voted against all this but that made no difference because all the politicians had the same ideas

Some people became wealthy just by owning a house. Others became poorer and sicker, but the wealthy people refused to pay taxes to keep hospitals running and they refused to stop buying Ford Rangers and boats

We wanted to pay more taxes so that people on benefits could live better but that was not what the country voted for. We did not have a boat, but we bought your parents Nike trainers because we could

We built more and bigger roads for the Toyota Land Cruisers towing boats and the lines of trucks taking pine logs to the ports. The land left behind was covered in slash. Knots of tree branches crashed down rivers during the big storms. Dairy farms overran the plains and the rivers died from nitrogen
run-off. The storms grew and there were more floods than there used to be. People climbed into the roof cavities of their houses and waited to be rescued. People died in the water. These things started to happen in posh suburbs. That’s when you were born

Please think of my letter as a blessing

There was never a simpler past. We were always people of the most ordinary sort and we wanted to be comfortable. In that way we became much like our parents and their parents. A few of us worked together to protect the earth and all the people but we never learned how to stop a few men taking everything. These are not simple things. Perhaps you will see them in your life

May it be so

 

The Friday Poem is edited by Chris Tse. Submissions are currently closed.

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BooksDecember 22, 2023

The Unity Books bestseller chart for 2023

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Image: Tina Tiller

The only published and available best-selling indie book chart in New Zealand is the top 10 sales list recorded every week at Unity Books’ stores in High St, Auckland, and Willis St, Wellington. This final edition of 2023 edition features the top 10 sales of the year.

AUCKLAND

1 Atomic Habits by James Clear (Penguin Random House, $40)

Actually mildly surprised that this one beat out the rest of the top five on this list. But then, looking back, Atomic Habits haunted the bestseller lists all year, hanging low but steady. Clear’s formula is basically to improve your life through a series of mini-hacks. Something must be working.

2 Small Things Like These by Claire Keegan (Faber & Faber, $25)

No surprises here. Keegan is the master of the deep cut, the perfect prose, the transportive read that will leave you changed. This is the perfect Christmas book, too: short, Yuletide setting, and bursting with hope.

3 Birnam Wood by Eleanor Catton (Victoria University Press, $38)

Wa-hey! Welcome Catton, first Aotearoa title of the bestsellers of 2023. Naturally, this hefty thriller from the youngest ever Booker Prize winner shot up the charts when it was released in February this year. The stark black and white cover, the promise of billionaire-related hijinks, radical gardening and reliably excellent writing clearly pleased Unity’s punters. Fun fact: Birnam Wood was the most-borrowed book across Wellington City Libraries in 2023. If you want to know more about this rip-roaring tale of environmental crime and other mischiefs, then our review is here, and an in-depth interview with Catton is here.

4 The Creative Act: A Way of Being by Rick Rubin (Canongate, $50)

Another in the self-help vein of books, Rick Rubin’s creative how-to was super popular in Auckland this year. The Spinoff’s Sam Brooks gave it a hoon and wasn’t super convinced, however: “I put down the book feeling a little bit better about my own creativity, but with very few specific thoughts on the creative act. And that’s from someone who was taking notes!”

5 Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin (Vintage, $26)

Frankly thought this one might have cracked the top three, so often have we typed it out here upon a Friday. “Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow,” wails Macbeth in Shakespeare’s play about the crummy inevitability of death. In Zevin’s hands, this sentiment is busted apart by the virtual dimensions of a gamer’s life wherein death is never really the end. It’s a charming friendship novel that we saw here again, and again, and again.

6 The Axeman’s Carnival by Catherine Chidgey (Te Herenga Waka, $35)

Welcome Chidgey, and Tama, Aotearoa’s most famous fictional magpie! The Axeman’s Carnival won this year’s big prize at the Ockham’s and found its way to readers all over Aotearoa and the world. There were a few excellent weeks there when both The Axeman’s Carnival and Chidgey’s next novel, Pet, were both on the bestseller charts. What a sparky year for one of our best writers.

7 Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus (Transworld, $26)

Fun fact: Bonnie Garmus’s dog is called 99. Lessons in Chemistry was a stonking global success and has since spawned an Apple TV series and over 6 million sales. If you’re looking for a sure-fire holiday read then we’d highly recommend this feel-good story about a woman socking it to the patriarchy in the 1960s.

8 The Seven Moons of Maali Almeida by Shehan Karunatilaka (Sort of Books UK, $37)

Karunatilaka’s epic multi-world novel won the Booker Prize in 2022 and in May of this year he appeared at the Auckland Writers Festival, which we suspect accounts for Seven Moons’ appearance on this list. “I found this book compulsive: a familiar and profoundly unsettling read,” wrote Himali McInnes, whose stunning review of Karunatilaka’s masterpiece can be read in full here.

9 Bunny by Mona Awad (Head of Zeus, $25)

A #BookTok phenomenon, Bunny was a staple of the Friday list in the first half of 2023. Since then, Awad has released another novel, a “gothic fairytale” called Rouge. Here’s the blurb: “For as long as she can remember, Belle has been insidiously obsessed with her skin and skincare videos. When her estranged mother Noelle mysteriously dies, Belle finds herself back in Southern California, dealing with her mother’s considerable debts and grappling with lingering questions about her death. The stakes escalate when a strange woman in red appears at the funeral, offering a tantalizing clue about her mother’s demise, followed by a cryptic video about a transformative spa experience. With the help of a pair of red shoes, Belle is lured into the barbed embrace of La Maison de Méduse, the same lavish, culty spa her mother to which her mother was devoted. There, Belle discovers the frightening secret behind her (and her mother’s) obsession with the mirror—and the great shimmering depths (and demons) that lurk on the other side of the glass.”

10 The Shards by Bret Easton Ellis (Allen & Unwin, $37)

“Hermetic, paranoid, sleek, dark — and with brief explosions of the sex and violence that have characterized Ellis’ oeuvre — The Shards is a stark reminder that the American Psycho author is a genre unto himself,” goes the NPR review of Ellis’s first novel in over a decade (Imperial Bedrooms was published in 2010, American Psycho, the most famous, in 1991). Clearly Auckland readers embraced this adrenaline-spiked rampage for these fairly bleak times.

WELLINGTON

1 Birnam Wood by Eleanor Catton (Te Herenga Waka University Press, $38)

2 The Creative Act: A Way of Being by Rick Rubin (Canongate, $50)

3 The Axeman’s Carnival by Catherine Chidgey (Te Herenga Waka University Press, $35)

4 Fungi of Aotearoa: A Curious Forager’s Field Guide by Liv Sisson (Penguin Books, $45)

Yes, excellent. Surely this glorious, shroom-filled guide is a shoo-in for the longlist in the illustrated nonfiction category at next year’s Ockham’s. With its electric blue cover, gorgeous photography, and wealth of well laid-out information, Sisson’s efforts made the ultimate nature book for 2023 and we are delighted to see that others think so too. For an edited excerpt, see here.

5 Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus (Transworld, $26)

6 Imagining Decolonisation by Rebecca Kiddle, Bianca Elkington, Moana Jackson, Ocean Ripeka Mercier, Mike Ross, Jennie Smeaton and Amanda Thomas (Bridget Williams Books, $18)

The little book that could. We know a few politicians who would be well-advised to spare a couple of hours imbibing the wisdoms of this book over their holiday break.

7 Bunny by Mona Awad (Head of Zeus, $25)

8 Did I Ever Tell You This? By Sam Neill (Text Publishing, $55)

Interesting: Neill’s memoir certainly made a splash when it first released, largely because the first page revealed that Neill is living with a rare blood cancer, but it was a slight surprise to find that this memoir from beloved New Zealand actor and Jurassic Park star beat out Spare by Prince Harry for a spot on the top 10 of the year. Nevertheless, well played, Wellington.

9 Demon Copperhead by Barbara Kingsolver (Faber, $28)

No surprises here. Kingsolver’s latest effort bloomed and flourished over the year as the novel scooped prize after prize and word of mouth grew. This hard-hitting retelling of Charles Dickens’ David Copperfield is masterful, moving and highly recommended.

10 Lioness by Emily Perkins (Bloomsbury, $37)

Hurrah! Lioness was one of the best Aotearoa novels of the year and one of Perkins’ best books. The story of Therese Thorn’s mid-life confrontation is as thought-provoking as it is entertaining. Plus Marian Keyes loved it:

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