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MediaJune 20, 2016

The great KFC beanie giveaway of 2016 – a Spinoff oral history

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It was the competition that captivated a nation. The busy working world of New Zealand ground to a halt as one tweet, featuring three identical, nondescript beanies, received 6,800 retweets and a bountiful supply of favourites. This is the oral history of the greatest online giveaway in New Zealand history, as told by key players.

@kfcnz (KFC social media person): I don’t know the exact time these beanies came into the world. They were originally for promo guys. I was hunting through the props cupboard for something else and came across them. We [@kfcnz and his social media colleague] took a photo of someone wearing it and thought it would be funny to just post it as a silly photo. But people really responded so we decided to give them away.

@kfcnz: We thought only a few people would respond to it. A usual giveaway gets about 100 to 200 retweets so we figured it would get about that. Suddenly we had guys from Six60 and Homebrew asking where they could get a beanie from. But it’s a not-happening-again kinda deal. We were not expecting this and were obviously very excited. We’re still trying to figure out what it all means.

@DevTroy (beanie winner): I entered pretty early on. I am in a slack team with @Naly_D (the guy who pushed every day for hot and spicy to come back) so after he mentioned it, I retweeted.

@insopherable (beanie winner): I retweeted the day before when it was under 1k retweets.

Overnight, the tweet went from a few hundred retweets to a few thousand. New Zealanders were clamouring for KFC beanies. Any and all queries were redirected to the official terms and conditions page which stated that the winners would be drawn no later than 11am on Thursday 16 June. New Zealand waited. The world waited. As the seconds ticked down, a nation held its breath. Then in a controversial move that will go down alongside the Waitangi dildo throw in NZ history, the deadline was extended to 4pm.

@kfcnz: It’s not something we took lightly. We just didn’t have time to organise the New Zealand entries from the overseas ones. Once we cut out the retweets from America, Sweden, China, there were just over one fifth (1200) left, which makes it not seem as impressive but it’s the truth. I would’ve loved to have announced the winner at 11am but we literally couldn’t. I spent the entire day sorting through all the entries to only keep the eligible ones. It was a painful process.

@DevTroy: No comment

@insopherable: No comment.

As 4pm drew near, the nation once again stood still. At 3:58pm an image was posted of a beanie filled with tweets. Some insisted that not all tweets were accounted for within the red polyester folds.

Then the winners were announced, and all of them were reasonably well-known tweeters. Conspiracy theories began to emerge that the winners might have been hand-picked because of their Twitter presence.

@kfcnz: It’s always in the back of your head, that you could just give it to an influencer – but whoever won, I promise it was pure coincidence. I would know because I had to sort through them all.

@DevTroy: This would rank right up there. Definitely top 5 [moments].This would be the second biggest prize I’ve won. During YouTube’s launch week I won a competition for a brand new ipod nano (the first version just after they were launched).

@insopherable: I won a discman from Meadowfresh as a child which is objectively a better prize but this one feels bigger.

@DevTroy: I love KFC. I probably have KFC 2-3 times a month. 

@insopherable: I had Burger King for lunch today and McDonalds yesterday. Sorry KFC.

@kfcnz: They’re all adults, they can make their own decisions. I mean it stings but we’ll get over it.

@kfcnz wasn’t the only one stung by the announcement. Lifelong KFC consumers were left fuming.

@kfcnz: There were a few complaints, most of them jokingly though. We did have some loyal Twitter followers who were a little disappointed.

For the thousands (read: hundreds) of New Zealanders left scratching their bare heads, thoughts of obtaining a KFC beanie turned to questionable methods.

@kfcnz: We already know there are companies out there selling KFC merchandise. I think it’s great to let them show their love. We certainly discourage [making KFC beanies] but we don’t have hard and fast security in place to combat it.

@insopherable: I was going to give it to my best friend but once I won I realised I really want to wear this beanie every day of my life. I thought about putting it on TradeMe just to see how much it would go for. But I would sell it for $80.

@DevTroy: The only offer I would accept would be a house in Auckland

@insopherable: If they start giving them away every week I’d feel pretty hard done by.

@kfcnz: We’re certainly looking to get a few more made. It’s early days for the KFC fashion line. I myself do not own a KFC beanie. I can’t hold on to all the glory, it must be shared. Actually, if I’d known the hype it would create I would’ve kept one for myself. Now I only hope I can live up to those beanie giveaway tweets. It’s a heavy burden.

UPDATE: The Spinoff team has received the following written statement from third beanie winner, @AMidnightVoyage.

Before I received my beanie this morning, my life sucked. Despite having a loving husband and excessively cute child (#blessed) there was a cold shiver echoing through my existence.

Then a charming courier knocked on my door and at my next meal, that cold shiver was gone! The KFC beanie has brought warmth and meaning into my life. I love my Eating Hat.

(If anyone wants to buy it off me, they’re welcome to make me an offer but they’ll have to fight @Megapope to the death in a Thunderdome constructed out of chicken.)

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MediaJune 19, 2016

The best of The Spinoff this week: Sunday 19 June edition

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Compiling the best reading of the week from your friendly local website.

Alex Casey and Hayden Donnell: This article about terrible millennials is quite sexist and dumb

“The article – written by the usually great feature writer Mike White – is mostly a collection of rheumy-eyed reminiscings for an imaginary bygone age, where men were men, women were nowhere, and every incredible achievement was met with a gruff snort or a brief nod. Back then people suffered silently through life before stoically dying of smallpox.”

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A WOMAN IN A STATE OF DEVILISH UNDRESS VS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN MEN WERE HUMBLE.

Duncan Greive: ‘Dealing with council, I’m in combat mode’ – The Coco’s Cantina sisters on doing business in Auckland City

Renee: Everyone is pro-business, everyone wants to be an international city, and everyone wants Auckland to be on the top liveable-city list. We hear all these buzzwords all the time.

But the coalface of when you enter anything to do with Council, you feel like you’re going into battle. And their default for the guy on the desk is to just say no straight away – they actually just say no before they’ve even heard what you want to do.”

Gary Steel: Flying Nun: In love with the sound of their own voice, more like

“Ironically, when Flying Nun was releasing its first singles (including the woeful Pin Group, led by Roy Montgomery, and dubbed ‘Roy Division’ for obvious reasons), the rest of the world had already moved on to synth-pop, electronic dance, reggae fusions and hip-hop. The label’s classic sound was determinedly retro, mired in electric folk tropes, and as cutting edge as a toddler’s plastic cutlery set.”

Alex Casey: Throwback Thursday: What qualities make up the typical lovely New Zealand girl (in 1969)?

“Deirdre from Waikato has a hell of an appetite, so finds herself swimming for an hour every lunchtime to keep herself thin. Someone should tell Deirdre about the newfangled foodie trend of lettuce salad. Wendy from Southland also loves playing tennis, because she finds it a fitting ‘opportunity for deportment.’ Deport me straight outta here.”

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The Spinoff: Announcing the winner of the Surrey Hotel writers residency award (with pizza allowances)

“Crime reporter Kelly Dennett is the winner of the inaugural Surrey Hotel Steve Braunias Memorial Writers Residency in Association with The Spinoff Award.”

Hayden Donnell: We found the Usain Bolt of world rugby, and he is a lowly touch judge

“As he ran, something strange happened. Houston transformed into a rocket. So-called professional athletes faded into a mist behind him, barely visible in his slipstream. ‘Speedster‘ Hallam Amos, burned into dust. Dane Coles, more like Lame Moles. Houston was a cheetah running down an arthritic house cat. Usain Bolt racing a sack of old bones.”

Don Rowe: Is Stephen Donald the Winston Churchill of New Zealand rugby?

 “On defense he remained tireless, charging the Welsh line deep into their 20th phase on attack. When Welsh captain Sam Warburton left the field shortly into the second half, Beaver remained at his post in a completely Alpha move that will likely see the Welsh captain emotionally and physically diminished in his third game of the week this Saturday.”

Anna Guenther and Jessica Venning-Bryan: The face of NZ’s brave business future in the world? Men, men and more men

“One of the most noxious forms of sexism, is denying there is a problem. Denying inequality is rife in New Zealand and the world, in the face of all the numbers, all the tumblrs, all the anecdotes and antidotes. Putting your head in the ground and denying is the biggest statement you could make to all women – saying ‘no, I don’t believe you’ – is in fact, another oppression.”

José Barbosa: The creator of Why Am I? on taking smart science to the idiot box – and succeeding

“The project became a passion project, really. Particularly for Irena and I, we wanted to do the study justice. We realised that we were making something that was quite special and we might not get the chance to work on something like that again. We didn’t want to just bash it out, we wanted to make it as good as we could.”