Morgana O’Reilly (far left) in a scene from The White Lotus
Morgana O’Reilly (far left) in a scene from The White Lotus

Pop CultureApril 7, 2025

Our wildest predictions for tonight’s The White Lotus finale

Morgana O’Reilly (far left) in a scene from The White Lotus
Morgana O’Reilly (far left) in a scene from The White Lotus

The Spinoff’s resident White Lotus geeks guess who’ll cark it in season three’s finale. (Legal disclaimer: Contains spoilers for the first seven episodes.)

After eight weeks of analysing the theme song, drooling over the scenery and wondering how twisted the storylines can get, season three of The White Lotus concludes tonight. Created and written by Mike White, The White Lotus is HBO’s award-winning social satire that follows the lives of the wealthy guests visiting a luxury hotel and the hotel staff forced to cater to their every demand.

Set in Thailand, this season began with gunshots echoing through the resort and a body floating in a pond – but who is the victim, and who’s responsible for their death? We’ll find out in tonight’s extended 90 minute episode, which has been described by the show’s stars as “mouth-agape shocking”. The White Lotus nerds at The Spinoff have also had our mouths agape, studying the evidence and debating every clue to come up with our own list of highly reliable and completely accurate predictions about who’s going to cark it. Place your bets, start your engines, good luck to one and all. 

Saxon, Piper and Lochlan

Murdered: Greg, by Belinda

Dead: Piper

My guess is that Belinda gets her revenge on Greg, because why else is she there? The only other drama Belinda has had all season is finding that massive lizard hiding in her hotel room. Piper’s accidental death involves Saxon’s smoothie maker and the poisonous fruit that Pam mentioned in episode one, because that smoothie maker has featured in so many scenes that it may as well be on the cast list. Maybe dodgy old Tim seeks spiritual enlightenment/refuge from prosecution by joining the monastery, and everyone else lives happily ever after? Seems likely. / Tara Ward 

Murdered: Pam, accidentally killed by a Russian

Dead: One of the poolside dwellers, hopefully not Chelsea, but maybe Chelsea

There has been a conspicuous lack of swimming this season, despite Mike White’s signature slo-mo shots of the sea sloshing and breaking into sinister droplets. All of this obviously points to another drowning as well as murder by gunshot wound. And where the bloody hell is Pam? I suspect that Pam is going to return from her days off totally disillusioned and possibly still high and is going to find herself in a crossfire between Gaitok (poor, lovely man) and the Russians and may just find herself very unwell / dead. As for the drowning: I think one of the poolside dwellers might be in for an accident. I hope it’s not Chelsea. But I do wonder if there might be a Saxon-attempt-at-saviour moment in which he proves his soul isn’t completely made of smoothies. / Claire Mabey

Rick and Chelsea

Murdered: Greg, by Belinda or Jaclyn, by Kate

Dead: Saxon

I need Belinda to kill Greg because I haven’t forgiven him for what he did to Tanya, and I haven’t forgiven Tanya for what she did to Belinda. Yeah, it’s the most obvious choice and thus the one Mike White probably won’t go for, but it would personally make me very happy. 

Otherwise, that trio of white ladies is begging for a murder to happen. Obviously, Jaclyn is the most murderable one among them due to her late night sins and the fact that she is a television star, and Kate should be the one to do it because she is an established Trump supporter (sure, you’ve heard of Chekhov’s gun, but have you considered Chekhov’s pro-Trumper?) – and then Laurie will finally be free of both of them. Meanwhile, reeling from the discovery that the family business is up in flames, both of his siblings want to move to Thailand to be away from him and the shame of hooking up with his brother, Saxon will meet a watery death, perhaps accidentally tripped up over the side of a boat by Chelsea. Also, Jim is definitely Rick’s dad. / Lyric Waiwiri-Smith

Murdered: Chelsea, by Sritala’s bodyguards or Sritala herself

I don’t want it to be true, but I think Chelsea might be the victim. She’s too good and pure for this world. A potential scenario: it turns out that after Rick knocked him off his chair, Khun Jim had a heart attack and died. Sritala, mad with grief, shame at having been conned and crushing disappointment that she’s not really being courted by Hollywood, heads back to the White Lotus, bodyguards in tow, to seek vengeance on Rick. A shootout ensues and Chelsea is caught in the crossfire. Rick is heartbroken. / Alice Neville

Pam and Valentin

Murdered: Saxon, by Mook

Dead: Chelsea

Going for a multi-victim approach here just for the sake of it. No clue who will die but I refuse to believe that The White Lotus in Thailand starring one of the biggest pop stars in the country would end without giving her a Big Moment, either as victim or killer. So for that reason alone, I think Mook is right in the mix despite largely just being the cause of Gaitok’s dickmatisation thus far. And I just have a sinking feeling about lovely, sweet Chelsea. / Madeleine Chapman

Murdered: Belinda, by Gaitok

Dead: Parker Posey

Literally don’t have a clue but got to be in to win. / Calum Henderson

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Te Whare Tīwekaweka, Marlon Williams’ fourth album and first in te reo Māori, has finally arrived. (Photo: Steven Marr / Additional design: The Spinoff)
Te Whare Tīwekaweka, Marlon Williams’ fourth album and first in te reo Māori, has finally arrived. (Photo: Steven Marr / Additional design: The Spinoff)

Pop CultureApril 5, 2025

‘An absolute taniwha’: Marlon Williams on his first te reo Māori album

Te Whare Tīwekaweka, Marlon Williams’ fourth album and first in te reo Māori, has finally arrived. (Photo: Steven Marr / Additional design: The Spinoff)
Te Whare Tīwekaweka, Marlon Williams’ fourth album and first in te reo Māori, has finally arrived. (Photo: Steven Marr / Additional design: The Spinoff)

Lyric Waiwiri-Smith chats to Marlon Williams about the six-year journey to releasing Te Whare Tīwekaweka, his first album entirely in te reo Māori.

Singer-songwriter Marlon Williams (Ngāi Tahu, Ngāi Tai) remembers a childhood where speaking “household Māori” was as everyday as the waves which crash into the harbour of Ōhinehou. At kohanga reo, he would hear Hirini Melbourne’s melodic waiata float from the classrooms, and outside of kura, sing waiata under the sunshine at the Kai Tahu Hui-ā-Tau.

“It definitely ebbed away as I got older,” he tells The Spinoff of his journey to re-learning te reo Māori. “By the time I sort-of properly came back to it at high school, I was back at square one – well, square one point five.”

There were more ebbs and flows between Williams then and the 34-year-old now. As an adult, he took reo Māori classes under his mentor and collaborator Kommi Tamati (Kāi Tahu, Te-Āti-Awa) – a former Whakaata Māori presenter, rapper and lecturer in Māori and Indigenous Studies at the University of Canterbury – who helped shape some “pidgin Māori” Williams had been writing since 2019 into an album filled with entirely reo Māori waiata.

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Williams’ latest work, Te Whare Tīwekaweka (“the messy house” in reo Pākehā), is an album six years in the making and the result of a lifetime of learning. Across 14 tracks, Williams croons odes to whenua, moana, lovers, the language itself – the same subject matter of the Williams classics you know and love, but less country Elvis. And, guiding it all, a wise whakataukī shared by Melbourne, who remains a favourite artist of Williams’ and the album’s dedicatee: “if you can’t say it in four lines, forget about it!”

That sentiment lives in fifth track ‘Kōrero Māori’, which Williams describes as a “very tongue-in-cheek, playful idea of ‘stop talking bullshit and just run it straight’”. He recorded the song with singers from He Waka Kōtuia, Ōtepoti kapa haka roopu and whanaunga of Kommi, and dove back into his “warmest kapa haka memories” to create a waiata embodying the joy of, well, stopping the bullshit and running it straight. A pretty Māori sentiment in general, if you think about it.

Marlon Williams leans against a railing in an editorial photo shoot
Marlon Williams: ‘By the time I sort-of properly came back to it at high school, I was back at square one – well, square one point five.’

Creating this album took a village, even if its origins mostly began with Williams working on it solo six years ago. It began with the third track ‘Aua Atua Rā’, a ballad of a hopeless death in the ocean, written when Covid-19 was nary a worry in our minds, and the idea of an artist creating a full body of work in Aotearoa’s indigenous language would still be seen as pretty radical for someone who had only used the occasional kupu here and there.

Te Whare Tīwekaweka has arrived in the era of the Treaty principles bill, some tense Māori-Crown relations and apparent backwards steps for te reo Māori, but making a statement wasn’t Williams’ objective, even if he says the album “was always going to be a big conversation piece against the backdrop of New Zealand politics and race relations.”

“It’s not an album of political songs, it’s an album of aroha and a whole bunch of subject matter, but it has a political element against the current backdrop,” Williams says. “I’m curious as to what some of these kōrero will be like [in response to the album] … It’s just another aspect that I’m not used to with putting music out, but we’ll just see. You just hope [people will] face it openly, and hope for some constructive conversations.”

Having to re-learn your own language already brings enough tense feelings into your life without having to think about the public reception to it. Williams says the emotions which have arisen on this journey sometimes takes you by surprise. “You think you’re all good with it. And then something really deep in you just jumps out and … it’s a hard thing to regulate.” His upcoming documentary Ngā Ao E Rua – Two Worlds, out on May 1, explores these emotions in depth.

‘You just hope [people will] face it openly, and hope for some constructive conversations.’ (Photo: Ian Laidlaw)
Sometimes, even the fact of his Māoriness still takes some of his peers by surprise. “It’s an interesting one,” he grins. “There’s going to be a lot of interesting conversations that come out of doing something like this that I’m just going to have to navigate and take in good spirit – when they’re meant in good spirit.”

“It would be very easy to get on the defence and get frustrated with some conversations … I think I’m just gonna try and pay attention to where the intentions are coming from.”

Really, whether Barry from down the pub “gets it” or not feels like a pretty small trade-off for the joy of reconnecting with a part of yourself that somehow already knows you better than you know it. Williams says through writing the album he fell in love with the performance of waiata, with the conveying of emotions through the language, with the “universality” in Māori expression through music. “It can be an absolute taniwha, or it can be a beautiful angel,” he says.

“It’s there in kapa haka, the outpouring of emotion is equal in every direction, and it feels sort-of universal and interpenetrable,” Williams says. “The fearlessness of going into emotional spaces with an open heart and with open hands is just something that resonates with me.”

It’s a joy he’s also been able to share with his bandmates The Yarra Benders, who are Pākehā and Australian, to “bring them into the fold and make it be accountable to all of my worlds”. His album also includes ‘Kāhore He Manu E’, a piano-heavy duet with Lorde, sprinkled with birdsong as Williams muses on taking flight.

The two have collaborated before, for Lorde’s own reo Māori EP Te Ao Mārama, and now Williams says she’s at a point in her language learning journey where she’s “running full speed … she’s a phonetic wizard, she’s always has just been so sound oriented that she just picked it up”.

Lately, Williams has been spinning Dam Native’s Kaupapa Driven Rhymes on vinyl, enjoying Byllie-jean’s Taite-nominated Filter, recently spent a few days at Te Matatini and has been reading na moteatea. And now that Te Whare Tīwekaweka is out and Ngā Ao E Rua – Two Worlds is also on its way, Williams will be brushing up on the tunes which started out as pidgin Māori, to now be sung for crowds in Tauranga, Rotorua, Wellington, Auckland and Christchurch, and others overseas. In terms of now singing what will be sets almost entirely filled with reo Māori, Williams says the task “makes me feel shy in some settings, and in others more proud.”

“I just take a lot of joy in the pure physics of the language,” Williams says. “You know, just the way it feels to be the mouthpiece.”