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(Photo: Mariana’s Kitchen).
(Photo: Mariana’s Kitchen).

KaiApril 5, 2025

The perfect Argentinian empanadas can be found on Petone’s waterfront

(Photo: Mariana’s Kitchen).
(Photo: Mariana’s Kitchen).

Out of the little playground kiosk at Petone beach, Mariana’s Kitchen is serving up perfect, authentic empanadas.

It was a perfect Wellington day: the sun was shining and the wind was blowing. In its gust the word “OPEN” flashed on a red and yellow banner on the Petone foreshore. From my spot in a zooming car on Waione Street it seemed like a desolate spot to eat, the kiosk by the playground – a small and architecturally quirky building built in 1971 that someone has decided should be all grey. And yet, people filled up the wooden bench and the little metal tables. A handful lined up at the little window, ordering coffee and pointing to savoury treats inside the pie warmer. Corflute signs leaned against the building, identifying the little eatery as Mariana’s Kitchen, a spot to get Argentinian street food.

We stood nervously in line, listening in on the three people in front of us who all ordered empanadas. We had arrived at 2pm, after the lunch rush, and could see stocks were running low. The menu, with many Argentinian favourites and causes of national pride like choripan, chimichurri chicken salad and milanesa sandwiches, looked good, but we’d come for the empanadas, the perfect warm pouches of meat or vegetarian filling which are a staple in Argentina and most other Latin American countries. 

A photo of a quirky little building with lots of external beams. outside people are sitting on the bench and lining up at the window
Mariana’s Kitchen by the playground. (Photo: Mariana’s Kitchen).

They are the perfect size to hold in your hand and in essence are pastry with a savoury filling – a pie shaped like a giant dumpling. They are constructed from one circular piece of pastry, folded in half and sealed up. They can be a snack, a meal or an appetiser. You do not need a plate or any cutlery to eat them. I do not believe any new ideas, influences or innovations are needed in empanada world. Perfection was found centuries ago and should not be messed with. 

Empanadas were brought to the Americas by the Spanish colonisers, who may have copied this food format from the middle east. Now, each region has their own version with different pastries and fillings. Mariana’s is clear that their empanadas are Argentinian. In the pie warmer on Sunday afternoon, there was just one beef, one chicken and one cheese, spinach and mushroom empanada left.

I was surprised not to see the usual vegetarian option, which is corn and my favorite, after beef of course. The ingredients to make a corn empanada are not expensive and it’s not tricky (creamed corn, fresh or frozen corn kernels, onion, seasonings and cheese sauce). The problem I suspect is the market. In my experience New Zealanders have yet to learn the many ways that corn can be eaten off the cob and in empanadas. When I have made corn empanadas for friends, they have been initially reluctant, but then won over at the first bite. In any case, none of my three warm paper bags (yes, we bought all the remaining empanadas) contained any corn. Nor did they contain any misc salty goop. Empanadas are pie-filler-free zones. Sure, there is the odd empanada that is disappointing for not having enough filling, but at least it is empty rather than filled with a creepy sludge. 

First things first, the beef – the most common, beloved and important of the empanadas. The mince mix was made correctly. It had a good amount of slowly cooked onions and was therefore juicy. The meat was seasoned, but not too much. A crucial ingredient, too often left out of empanadas found far from their original home, aji molido (dried capsicum), was present in good quantities. Good, good, great. I believe there was also a touch of cumin, which is important. In my books, informed by empanadas in Buenos Aires, a beef empanada is best when it has boiled egg and olives. However, these polarising ingredients were sadly missing. Because some freaks hate eggs and olives, some empanaderias in the homeland make two different beef fillings, with and without them. I will forgive Mariana’s Kitchen for not having this option because everything else was perfect. Also because in some whacky regions people add other stuff like peas, carrot, potato or raisins and no way do I want to find them in my beef.

The next most important thing is the pastry. Empanada pastry is not like Edmonds, nor is it filo or short. It is thin and firm, but not crumbly. Mariana’s empanadas have it just right, are cooked to perfection and have even been lovingly brushed with egg white for a glossy golden finish. It was especially satisfying to notice the repulga – a technique of sealing the pastry, where the edges are crimped and folded together in a decorative pattern. Different patterns are used to indicate different fillings. Along the edge of the beef empanada was the traditional pattern, made by pressing the thumb down in lots of little folds, which ends up looking like a twisted braid. The chicken empanada had a press-and-fold technique on the side, while the vegetarian was sealed similarly, but along its top. Very beautiful and practical.

two rows of empanadas showing the different ways to seal the edges of the pastry
Seal technique = filling.

I wasn’t sure if I would like the cheese, spinach and mushroom empanada as it is not a traditional flavour and I can be a bit of a stickler. In Argentina the only vegetarian options I’ve seen are corn, cheese and onion or chicken. When I bit in I was pleasantly surprised – there was so much cheese! It was great value for $7.50. The spinach was fresh, wilted baby leaves and the mushrooms were sliced thinly and had been pan-fried. Yum! The chicken was wolfed down before I had a chance to inspect it, but reportedly it was “good” and “yellow” (cumin?) with the chicken cubed along with some veges and onion. The wolfer said, “it’s nice to have a slightly different pie now and then”.

Mariana’s Kitchen is a lockdown baby. After a lockdown in 2020, Mariana’s husband, Ignacio, turned a horse float into a food trailer. At first, they would park up in Eastbourne to sell empanadas, alfajores, choripan, mate cocido and cakes. In 2021 they set up shop in many markets like Newtown Fair and CubaDupa and grew their customer base, then in June of that same year, they moved into the Petone kiosk, which allowed them to make barista coffee and more food. In January 2024, Mariana opened a second, bigger location, an eatery on Queens Drive near the Lower Hutt Library. You can still find Mariana’s Kitchen at festivals and fairs, and best of all you can still find the tall, grey-haired Mariana in Mariana’s Kitchen. If she is not there, it’s because she’s at the other location or at home doing the admin. It’s likely that the smile behind the counter belongs to one of her daughters.

photo of a golden-brown empanada on a green plate.
A photo of the beef empanada before we go. (Photo: Mariana’s Kitchen).

Mariana’s Kitchen has a little, sweet feeling. It’s not trying to be too flash, or too big, or too trendy. Both its locations are modest – one is by a beach and playground and the other is in a park alongside the library. This is food that sees its place as being in the community. It’s food that has retained family at its heart. Mariana makes good authentic food without being fussy about it. On the shelf visible from the window there’s pottles of dulce de leche and yerba mate and dulce de batata. Underneath little glass bell jars are alfajores de maizena, homemade national biscuits which are basically a crumbly dulce de leche sandwich. These, along with empanadas, are the things that Argentinians miss most from home. You will like them.

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Illustration of a cow with a "1" ribbon, surrounded by various chocolate milk bottles, all against a sunburst background. Bottles feature different brands and labels, highlighting a variety in chocolate milk products.
Oat milk? Coconut milk? Cows milk? (Design: Liam Rātana).

KaiApril 4, 2025

Every chocolate milk in New Zealand, ranked from worst to best

Illustration of a cow with a "1" ribbon, surrounded by various chocolate milk bottles, all against a sunburst background. Bottles feature different brands and labels, highlighting a variety in chocolate milk products.
Oat milk? Coconut milk? Cows milk? (Design: Liam Rātana).

A comprehensive ranking of every chocolate milk widely available in this fine dairy-loving land.

Few beverages inspire as much unhinged passion as chocolate milk. It’s nostalgic and comforting, a treat you can chug after the gym or while hiding in your car outside the supermarket. In Aotearoa, our shelves are packed with contenders: dairy staples, protein shakes, oat imposters and premium collabs designed to make you feel fancy while slurping sugar.

To separate the delicious from the undrinkable, we gathered every chocolate milk we could find and judged each one according to a strict criteria: Taste (40%), texture and mouthfeel (20%), drinkability (15%), packaging and presentation (10%), value (10%), and availability (5%). We did the work so you don’t have to, although we do recommend trying the top three for yourself (and steering clear of the bottom two like your life depends on it).

16. Tararua Dairy Co. Protein Hit

 $4.50 for a 600ml bottle.

Their dips are good but their protein chocolate milk? The world wouldn’t be any worse off without it. Unfortunately, it tastes like an expired chocolate protein shake – which, if we’re being honest, aren’t great even when they’re fresh. While the texture is nice and it’s high in protein (42g in a bottle), that’s about all this milk has going for it. The bottle also looks like a massive turd?

15. Bickfords Iced Chocolate Almond Milk

$4.15 for a 500ml bottle.

Going by the packaging alone, I had mixed expectations for this dairy alternative chocolate milk. Would it be a decadent, velvety dream of milk I could swim in, or would it be an offensive example of why chocolate milk should be left to dairy milk. Unfortunately, it was the latter. It had an unpleasant, slightly bitter dark chocolate flavour. The consistency was watery and it tasted like a weak and cold marae milo the morning after. I probably shouldn’t have even included it tbh but here we are.

14. Anchor CalciYum

$1.59 for a 250ml carton.

It might be our nation’s most well-known dairy brand with over 130 years of operations, but sadly, all that experience hasn’t enabled Anchor to perfect its below average chocolate milk. Put simply, the taste is uninspiring. While not the worst chocolate milk on the market, it is far from good. It has a sickeningly sweet chocolate milk powder taste and slightly watery consistency. I love their cream and regular cow’s milk but the chocolate flavour gets a fail from me. Perhaps there’s a reason it’s only sold in small cartons at a dirt cheap price.

A row of six assorted chocolate milk drinks in various packaging designs, including bottles and cartons, featuring brands like Dare, Bickford's, Anchor, Up&Go, Otis, and Sanitarium.
Not so good chocolate milk.

13. Up & Go Choc Ice

$4.95 for a 500ml bottle.

Yes, I acknowledge this is technically a protein drink. However, it is a chocolate flavoured milk readily available on the market, hence its inclusion. Perhaps it is lucky to be included though, because this shit is god awful. I mean, I couldn’t even finish a few sips. The packaging has never(?) been updated and that shade of blue is not appealing to me. The only kind thing I can say about this milk is that it is the best of the worst ones I tasted. I would not recommend.

12. Otis Oat Milk The Chocolate One

$5.99 for 1L carton.

I didn’t know this milk existed until I stumbled upon it by accident online. It’s only sold in 1L cartons at select Woolworths or in packs of six directly from the manufacturer. Oat milk is usually thick and sweet but this milk had a surprisingly loose consistency and lacked sweetness. It wasn’t nice to drink and had a weird taste, lacking severely in the chocolate department. Props for using 100% New Zealand oats, Fairtrade certified cocoa and being B-Corp certified, but that’s about all this chocolate milk has going for it.

11. Meadow Fresh Quick Brekkie Chocolate

$2.79 for a 250ml carton.

This is what Up & Go wishes it was. It is far better tasting and just as healthy. The milk has an enjoyable mouth feel and thickness. The drinkability of this protein chocolate milk is definitely above average. It is also good value. Being endorsed by New Zealand NBA star Steven Adams (who features prominently on the packaging) definitely adds to its allure. If you need a quick and healthier option for your kids (or you), this is the one I’d recommend. Only available in a 250ml carton.

10. Up & Go Protein Energize Choc Hit

$4.95 for a 500ml bottle.

This “energized” version of Up & Go is significantly better tasting than its non-energized predecessor, though still not amazing flavour wise. The high protein makes it slightly more appealing, but does give it a more protein shake like flavour. Having a slicker black bottle and design also makes this option slightly more attractive to my cis male millennial eyes. Otherwise, it has a great texture and amount of creaminess. But it’s still a long way from the best.

9. Puhoi Valley Real Chocolate

$4.39 for a 300ml bottle.

The first of the good chocolate milks. This one has a rich dark chocolatey taste and is just a bit creamier than the average chocolate milks. While the first couple of sips are great, it becomes cloying quite quickly after that. I would struggle to drink more than a few sips. Puhoi Valley had its Real Chocolate Milk on shelves well before 2014 – back then, it was a bit of a niche favourite, stocked in select supermarkets and known for its rich, dessert-like quality. Given this context, it was a trailblazer in the premium flavoured milk market. However, new competitors, its oversweetness and pricepoint see this milk near the lower end of the top 10 options.

8. Meadow Fresh Calci Strong Choc-o-Block

$6.95 for a 2L bottle.

Before running this test, I thought this milk would be in my top three, if not at number one. However, judging on the batch I had, it almost tastes like banana? The taste of the milk itself reminds me of the bags of Top Milk they used to sell in Kaitāia. This milk teeters on the edge of being sickeningly sweet but is just enough. It did have a slightly powdery aftertaste, which could relate to the fat content or type of cocoa powder it uses. That being said, I could skull two litres of this milk quite easily. It’s not the best, but it is pretty good.

Six bottles of chocolate milk are lined up. From left to right: Up&Go Protein, Puhoi Valley Real Chocolate, Calci Strong, Oak Plus Chocolate, and two glass bottles with indistinct labels, one being lighter in color.
Mid to good chocolate milk.

7. Oak Chocolate

$6.99 for a 500ml bottle.

This chocolate milk surprised me. Before this ranking, I could not remember ever trying it. Produced by Lactalis Australia, it features the iconic Oak branding we’ve become accustomed to seeing on cans of tinned fruit or baked beans. Despite looking like its branding hasn’t been updated since the 1980s, this milk slaps. It has a rich and strong milk chocolate flavour but is not overly sweet. My first sip was slightly grainy in the mouth and the texture could be slightly thicker and creamier, but it’s not far off. Would buy again.

6. Lewis Road Creamery Fresh Chocolate Milk + Lewis Road Creamery Fresh Lactose Free Chocolate Milk

$4.85 for a 300ml bottle.

I think we all remember the hype this milk caught when it came out. The packaging, the collaboration, the taste. People were lining up outside supermarkets to buy this chocolate milk in bulk and reselling it on TradeMe for a ridiculous profit. If you had a bottle, you definitely put it on your socials. Its partnership with Whittaker’s chocolate was pure genius. The combination of the two premium New Zealand brands arguably revolutionised the premium flavoured milk industry. It is unsurprisingly very chocolatey and rich. While the taste and texture is amazing, it is far too rich to drink more than a few sips at a time. The Lewis Road Creamery Fresh Lactose Free Chocolate Milk tastes exactly the same, hence why I have combined the two.

5. Primo Chocolate Supremo

$4.99 for a 500ml bottle.

The Kiwi classic. The OG. If you have never tried Primo, then you probably aren’t a real New Zealander. When I think of chocolate milk, I think Primo. Was there another brand back in the day? Well I don’t remember it. This milk is chocolatey but not overly-indulgent. When you want chocolate milk, Primo never fails to hit the spot. Not too sweet and 4.5 star health rating?!? Primo is highly drinkable. I could skull a big bottle of this without issue.

4. Drink Da Milgy Chocolate Milk

$5.00 for a 450ml bottle.

At first sip, this milk tastes eerily similar to Primo. However, it’s more drinkable due to not being as sweet (despite weirdly having more sugar in it than Primo). Great consistency and texture in the mouth. Simple, modern packaging and design. The new kid on the block has been selling out in Woolworths across Auckland, which – alongside Sumthin Dumplin and Pho Kitchen – is the only place you can find it, if you’re lucky. I visited three different supermarkets and couldn’t find any available stock. This is expensive milk but it is worth forking out for, especially if you want to support New Zealand’s only fully Pasifika-owned milk company.

3. Little Island Creamy Chocolate

$4.70 for a 380ml bottle.

It’s creamy, it’s chocolatey, and it’s made from coconut milk. I accidentally stumbled across this milk late in the judging process and boy am I glad that I did. Probably the most delicious chocolate flavour out of all of the milks on this list. The fairly traded cocoa dances across the palate. You can taste the coconut flavour from the coconut cream, but it’s not overpowering. My only criticism is that the consistency is just a bit watery. Otherwise, this is elite chocolate milk.

Five bottles of chocolate milk are lined up. From left to right: Primo Chocolate Supremo, Milky, Little Island Creamy Chocolate, So Good Chocolate Oat, and Nippy's Iced Chocolate. Each bottle has a distinct design and packaging.
The best chocolate milks in the land.

2. So Good Chocolate Oat

$4.99 for a 1L carton.

Probably the biggest surprise of the ranking. Two alternative milks in the top three?!? Trust me, I am as shocked as you, but this is great chocolate milk. Oat milk is naturally sweet and creamy and this is no exception. It has a delicious chocolate flavour and is a dreamy thick and velvety consistency. The chocolate almost reminds me of Cadbury cocoa powder (yum) but is slightly stronger in cocoa taste. The carton also suggests heating it up in the microwave for an instant hot chocolate? Yes please. Also very competitively priced for how good it is.

1. Nippy’s Iced Chocolate

$4.49 for a 500ml carton.

Alic “Nippy” Knispel and his family started selling juice in Adelaide, Australia, in the 1960s. It isn’t clear exactly when the business ventured into flavoured milks, but we should all be forever grateful it did. This is god tier chocolate milk. If you have never skulled a big carton of Nippy’s in two gulps, I don’t know if we can be friends. Some of my fondest memories include going to the Kauriland Superette in Glen Eden and smashing a Big Ben’s steak and cheese alongside a large carton of chocolate Nippy’s. It’s everything you want in chocolate milk. The flavour perfectly traverses on the edge of being overly sweet. The texture has just the right amount of creaminess. Timeless branding featuring a Nippy’s chocolate milk in a glass with shaved chocolate, and chocolate blocks in the background all form part of the iconic Nippy’s brand. Once sold exclusively in the iconic cardboard cartons, you can now also purchase it in a plastic bottle – though it doesn’t quite hit the same. This is chocolate milk at its finest.