Even Taylor Swift got in on Auckland’s Limes.
Even Taylor Swift got in on Auckland’s Limes.

Pop CultureNovember 9, 2018

FAKE NEWS: The Lime-ing Taylor Swift was Jono and Ben’s final jape

Even Taylor Swift got in on Auckland’s Limes.
Even Taylor Swift got in on Auckland’s Limes.

Ahead of her stadium gig in Auckland, New Zealand, the pop star took a pay-per-minute electric scooter for a ride along Mission Bay, according to Ben Prince-Saxon. We talked to Ben to find out more about this epochal moment. 

EVEN MORE CRUCIAL UPDATE, ONE WEEK LATER: Confirming prank suspicions, it was revealed on the final episode of Jono and Ben last night that the so-called “Taylor Swift” was in fact a hired lookalike and so-called Starbucks employee Ben Prince-Saxton was a plant. “It’s fair to say that there is a lot of soul-searching going on at The Spinoff’s headquarters this morning,” said the The Spinoff’s Managing Editor Duncan Greive. “We are assessing all our systems and checks to ensure that such an incident will never again blight our otherwise spotless reputation for hard news coverage.”

“It’s important to note that this was no accident. It was a very deliberate attempt to bait other media into publishing a false story, by a direct competitor – Jono and Ben. The scourge of fake news is a plague on our times, and media organisations must band together to fight its propagation – not engineer elaborate stunts designed to take in credulous opponents. If Jono and Ben had not just announced its permanent closure, The Spinoff would be complaining to the Commerce Commission, and demanding its cancellation.”

CRUCIAL UPDATE, 7.37pm: A high-level human has contacted The Spinoff to say: “I just met Taylor Swift and she has never heard of a Lime Scooter. She’s been sleeping all afternoon.” The Spinoff is unable to confirm whether this individual was Edward Snowden but our team of researchers note with a whiff of desperation that 11.30am was not this afternoon. More as it comes to hand.

ALSO UPDATE, 6am: We’re not saying this is irrefutable proof a pop star Limed along Tamaki Drive yesterday, but here’s the state of play mid-Mt-Smart-concert. Draw your own conclusions.

Ben Prince-Saxon was early for work at Mission Bay this morning when he announced that he’d seen Taylor Swift riding a Lime scooter. He posted the photos to Twitter with the caption “Wtf just saw @taylorswift13 on a Lime Scootering through Misson Bay?! Tf hahaha buzzy shit”. He then began his shift at Starbucks, and she continued on her way.

Was it really her? Was she headed to Mt Smart for her concert tonight at the whopper Lime price of $12.90? Was she trying to sample the delights of Mission Bay Oporto? Was she trying to make a point about the fear-mongering over the new shareable transport option on the streets of Auckland? Was she trying to get a Ms Cracker shot at the fountain? Undaunted by the doubters, Ben spoke to The Spinoff in an exclusive interview, to take on the crucial questions.

Her journey?

Is this picture real, what’s going on?

Yeah, I didn’t believe it at first myself, but I was like “woah! Sheeet!”

Talk me through it, when did you first see her?

About 11:30am this morning.

And what were you doing?

I was just chilling before work. I had 30 minutes before work in Mission Bay.

Where do you work in Mission Bay?

Starbucks.

Holy shit! So talk me through it.

What do you want to know?

She just Limes past you?

Yeah.

(Snort laugh.) I’m not entirely sure this is real?

Why not?

Do you have any more photos than those two?

Nah, I don’t sorry, obviously Limes are pretty fast. The first shot I took because it looked a little like her from that distance, it was like “ehhhmm ok.” Then as she got a little bit closer I was like: “oh shit it’s actually her.” Then I took the photo, because it looks more like her.

Who do you think the guy is behind her?

No idea, probably just someone watching her back.  

Could you see her expression? Was she having a nice time on the Lime?

She was smiling, enjoying the breeze.

And you didn’t think to talk to her?

I have respect for people when they are famous. It’s not every day she comes to New Zealand and I was just letting her enjoying her time here.

Did anyone else notice her? Was there anyone else around you?

Nah, it was pretty quiet.

When did you tweet out the picture?

Basically as soon as I took them.

Did you watch where she was going? Or did you just take the photos and move on?

I took the photos then watched her continue across the path.

How fast would you say she was going?

20 km.

That’s pretty fast.

Yeah they go pretty quick.

I’ve never been on one, have you been on a Lime yourself?

No. Too expensive.

I’m assuming you’ve had lots of calls from people since you tweeted that?

You’re actually my first because I’ve only just finished my shift.

Did you go and tell everyone at work?

Yeah.

What were people’s reactions?

No one believed me to be honest. “You’re talking shit, shut up.”

Then did you show them the photos?

Yeah and then they were like, “wooooaahh that’s crazy.”

Is that the most famous person you’ve ever seen?

Hell yeah.

Are you going to the show tonight?

Nah. I’m not a big fan of her, but if you see someone of her calibre you’re like “woah!”

So what’s your full name?

Ben Prince-Saxon.

That’s actually your real name?!

Yeah.

Wow, that’s an incredible name.

[Silence.]

Is there anything else you want to add about your experience? It’s quite an amazing story, Taylor Swift on a Lime!

Not really.

Author’s note: it is possible this is all an elaborate Jono and Ben prank, in which case we consider ourselves owned. 

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DELANEY DAVIDSON (PHOTO: SUPPLIED)
DELANEY DAVIDSON (PHOTO: SUPPLIED)

PartnersNovember 9, 2018

Delaney Davidson, musician/travelling salesman: ‘It’s my job and I take it seriously’

DELANEY DAVIDSON (PHOTO: SUPPLIED)
DELANEY DAVIDSON (PHOTO: SUPPLIED)

Delaney Davidson, whose album release tour starts today, talks to Henry Oliver about storytelling, collaborating and his new album Shining Day.

Delaney Davidson sees himself as a travelling salesman. He has slicked back hair and a couple of days’ stubble. Suit, tie, hat when he’s performing. Clean shirt tucked into clean jeans when he’s not. He has the soft gruffness of someone who drinks whisky alone in cheap motel rooms, away from friends or family. He drinks coffee like he’s a Jim Jarmusch movie. “It’s kind of what musicians do, isn’t it?” he says over a cup in downtown Auckland, a couple of weeks before the release of his new album, Shining Day, and his six-month tour of Europe, much of it with Marlon Williams. “Going round selling records to people, con people into coming to your show. Move on to the next town.”

He’s worn a hat since he was young, he said. “A guy next door died and threw away all his clothes, so I climbed into the skip and fished out his hat and his tie.”

Another old hat of his, now retired, was in the Volume exhibition at the Auckland Museum. He said he was given it by a friend who worked in Amsterdam and worked at the morgue. Davidson wore it to Disneyland; people thought he was an Indiana Jones fan. And he had an old tie too, black with flowers on it, which was his favourite. He got a lot of compliments for it, he said. “My grandfather got married in this tie,” he’d tell people. “My father got married in this tie. And I got married in this tie.”

I smiled as he spoke, softly and sentimentally, with constant eye-contact.

“It was such a nice story,” he continued, breaking into a wry smile, sensing he had me in his grasp. “It doesn’t matter if it’s true or not, if it’s a nice story, people like it. You can tell them it’s not true and they’ll still enjoy the fact that it’s a nice story.”

Davidson is a storyteller and a mythmaker, a singer and a one-man-band, a producer and a ringleader. And he’s a worker. After three months of touring, he stayed in Europe to complete his next project – Ship of Dreams, the second instalment of his Magic Lightbox films – before he’d even toured the album in New Zealand. When he’s not making or touring his own music, he’s producing, writing or recording with other artists like Marlon Williams, Tami Nelson, SJD, Bruce Russell and Barry Saunders.

“It’s my job and I take it seriously,” he said. “I see everybody as having a job. If they do a nine-to-five job, they have a 40 hour week and they have a certain amount of stuff they have to do. Why should I be any different? I don’t believe so much in waiting for things to happen. You’ve got to push, you’ve got to work. You’ve got to put in the time, basically. I’ve never worked so hard in my life. I’ve fantasised about getting a job stocking shelves at a supermarket. It’d feel like a holiday.”

Delaney Davidson is one of those artists who seem to just appear one day, out of nowhere, fully formed. You’d never heard of him until you had, and then there he was, everywhere – making albums every year, always on tour, winning awards (Arts Laureate 2015, New Zealand Music Awards Country Album of the Year 2013, and three years in a row, the New Zealand Country Music Song Of The Year).

He grew up in Christchurch, moving to Melbourne after he was expelled from school. There he focused on art (painting, drawing, printmaking) and played drums in bands with names like Doghouse and Brass Bed before moving back to Christchurch. He didn’t even start singing until he was 28. He hadn’t written a song before either. “I didn’t know why you would,” he said. “That was a moment of realising, fuck, there’s no one to sing anymore, you’re going to have to do it yourself. I remember talking to people and asking, ‘How do you do it?’ I was just really scared of the exposure. I put together this band for some guy’s birthday party and we played a bunch of Hank Williams songs and I started writing from there.”

Soon he moved to Switzerland, where he lived for seven years, performing with bands, theatre troupes and performance artists, and learnt to write songs. “I realised you’ve just got to put in the time to this songwriting thing. You sit at a table with a pen and paper – not even an instrument – and just write songs.”

He spent three years touring as a member of Dead Brothers, a country-folk-punk band, before starting to hone his craft on his own. By the time he moved back to New Zealand, he was not just Delaney Davidson, but ‘Delaney Davidson’. “I had a really heavy influence from European folk music, really heavy influence from the whole blues trash scene I was hanging out with in Switzerland, so when I came back here and brought all these ideas I had about music back with me, that translated pretty heavily into that Lyttelton Americana thing – the sound of those records me and Marlon did, producing Tami. It was this older idea about what music was – going back to analogue, getting into tape machines again, dragging out shitty old amps.”

The Lyttelton scene he came back to was a loose-knit network of musicians that tightened into a scene after the Christchurch earthquakes in 2011. “That’s when it really came into perspective,” he said. “It got rid of all the venues. You had to have a permit to get through the tunnel to get to Lyttelton. So all the people who lived in Lyttelton were just always around. The Eastern, Adam McGrath. Marlon was there, Hannah [Aldous Harding] was there, I was there. Ben Evans had a studio. We had this idea to make this album of songs written about the earthquake that we’d sell to provide relief for earthquake victims that weren’t able to go through the normal channels. That gelled it all together somehow, that’s when it became a scene.”

Davidson, who comes from multiple generations of teachers, became not just a producer, but a mentor figure, pushing his contemporaries to play more, to write more, to do more. “When I first met him I was definitely in awe of him,” Williams told me last year. “I was a big fan of his music and just getting to be around him and absorbing his energy and drive… He definitely challenged that part of me that was superstitious about writing. He’s so disciplined, he likes to write every day, he instilled a lot of the ideas of craftsmanship, as opposed to just inspiration or whatever. Just literally being around someone who’s that restless and hungry to create and do good things and to do good work was the number one thing that you take away from being around Delaney. It can be overwhelming because he’s so driven you can end up feeling a little bit like you can’t keep up with yourself, let alone him.”

Now, years later, Aldous Harding, Marlon Williams and Nadia Reid are each touring the world on the back of acclaimed second albums, and Davidson is spending most Lyttelton winters in European summers. “The funny thing now is that the sign of its success is almost its demise,” he said. “It was such a fruitful time that everybody’s gone now, doing the projects that had their roots in that time. But I’ve always been half somewhere and half somewhere else.”

MARLON WILLIAMS AND DELANEY DAVIDSON, 2013 (PHOTO: SUPPLIED)

Shining Day, Davidson’s ninth album, is both a progression on his previous work and a kind of boiling down of his disparate influences into both their darkest and lightest essences, from sweet singer-songwriting to primitive rock. He told me it feels both bleaker and happier than anything he’s made before, though it resonates with an optimistic kind of existentialism, encapsulated by the title song: “The message there is that it’s always a good day, just make it a good day. Just do it. Here it is.”

‘Shining Day’ is both the beating heart and a musical highlight of the album. Inspired in part by Nick Cave’s recent album Skeleton Tree, Davidson felt free to break with the conventions of songwriting he’d learnt from artists like Hank Williams, whose songs were built on pared-down, highly-structured memorable stories. “I felt like I didn’t care about rhyme scheme, I didn’t care about repeating lines. This is what I wanted to say and I don’t give a fuck if it’s correct or wrong, I just want to say this. Just let me say it. That felt really nice.”

The song was one of six written in a three-day songwriting session he had with Sean Donnelly (SJD). He’d invited Donnelly to Christchurch for what he called a ‘synthesiser seminar’ and two hours before Donnelly was due to leave for the airport, the two decided to write one more. They both played on the same drum kit, recording it on an iPhone and then cutting it into loops. On the album, you can hear the lo-fi drum recording behind a seemingly simple piano line that shoots off in different directions, subtle guitar accompaniment and Davidson becoming, compelling the listener – this is it, this is the time, there is no better, “this is your shining day”.

DELANEY DAVIDSON (PHOTOS: SUPPLIED)

While Davidson often operates as a lone traveller, the album is full of collaboration. ‘What Am I Doing Wrong’ features contributions from Neil Finn, who Davidson wrote to, asking if he could get some feedback on his ideas for songs from the album. “I have this theory about approaching people – if we all agree tacitly that we’re here for each other, to raise the game across the board of New Zealand music, and if there’s someone who has a missing piece of the puzzle, you’d like to know. Maybe Dave Dobbyn knows something you don’t about songwriting. Maybe the kid at the dairy knows something you don’t about synthesisers and drum machines. So feel free to approach anyone you want and ask for help.

“If you have someone else, they can take you outside of yourself. And you can’t ever do that for yourself. Even if you’ve produced other people’s albums, there’s no way you’d be able to take yourself beyond your own capabilities or see what’s outside of the boundaries you have of yourself. It’s physically impossible. Even if you did it, it’d just enlarge the boundaries so someone else can do that. They can see you from the outside, see what works and what it doesn’t.”

One of the many striking things about Davidson is his ability to exist simultaneously in different contexts, while never diluting what he does. He sells out indie venues in Auckland and plays to over 160 people in Featherston. He’s a finalist in the Silver Scrolls but wins at the Country Music Awards in Gore. “You can kind of half exist in these worlds but never fully in one,” he said. “That always used to be something I noticed on a much simpler level; too loud for the folk venue, too quiet for the rock venue. I can’t quite swallow it somehow. It’s how you might feel at high school almost – you can’t fit in, or you can’t be wholly one thing or another, or you don’t want to wear a t-shirt with writing on it, even if you see a Jack Daniels t-shirt on someone else, you never could wear one. It’s a strength in that you’ll never fit so you’re intrinsically yourself. But you don’t stand still for long enough to be one thing.”

That dichotomy is evident in the two albums he’s recorded since finishing Shining Day, one with The Warratahs’ Barry Saunders and one with The Dead C’s Bruce Russell.

He met Saunders at a songwriting camp in Wairarapa put on by his publisher Native Tongue. They spent an afternoon writing in the kitchen and got three songs out of it. So Saunders took a trip to Christchurch to continue the collaboration. “He’s just so straight,” Davidson said. “He doesn’t want to dress it up in fancy stuff. So me with this long trance-like attitude to songs, and him with this really cropped, straight attitude is this nice meeting where the best of both exist together. And it’s a side of Barry you don’t usually get to see. He’s got a darker side and he doesn’t always present it to people, especially when he’s performing. I saw it on that churches tour we did. I’d hear it at soundcheck, he’d be playing these old gospel songs and you look at his face when he’s performing, there are these wrestling forces going on. It’s amazing to watch.”

The album with Bruce Russell is a tribute to country rockabilly musician Charley Feathers, though from the sounds of it, it’s a pretty loose tribute: a side of three-minute improv pieces and one 20 minute piece. They were asked to both play a show, so Davidson said he’d do it if they could play together. Then, when Davidson’s Magic Lightbox show played at the Christchurch Art Gallery, they played again and recorded the improvised set. “It’s the least commercial thing I’ve ever done and the most commercial thing he’s ever done. It’s some weird meeting ground in the middle.”

Delaney Davidson on April 20, 2018 in Berlin, Germany (Photo: Jana Legler/Redferns)

If two albums weren’t enough, next year Davidson will also tour his new film Ship of Dreams, which he accompanies with live music. The film, which premiered at the Hawkes Bay Arts Festival in October, is directed by Miron Zownir, a Swiss avant-garde filmmaker, and features actors from Hamburg’s Thalia Theater. The narratives are all based on traditional fairy tales but distorted or flipped so the audience can see familiar narratives in a new light. 

For the first Magic Lightbox show, Davidson played 31 cities and towns around New Zealand in little over a month. He wants to do the same with Ship of Dreams. Put on a show and sell his wares. He wants to walk into town with a suitcase and a guitar and walk out the next day with a couple more dollars and a couple more fans than he had the day before. “All you need is a thousand fans,” he told me. “All they need to do is buy something once a year for 25 bucks. That’ll support you. That’s not that hard.”

Delaney Davidson Shining Day Tour:
Friday 9/11: Auckland, WineCellar
Saturday 10/11: Auckland, Wine Cellar.
Sunday 11/11: Leigh, Sawmill Cafe
Friday 16/11: Featherston, Kiwi Hall
Saturday 17/11: Wellington, Meow
Thursday 22/11: Christchurch Art Gallery
Friday 23/11: Oamaru, Grainstore Gallery
Saturday 24/11: Dunedin, Captain Cook Hotel

This piece, as well as Delaney Davidson’s ‘So Far Away’ from Shining Day, was made with support from NZ on Air.