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The World Circle Drawing Championship Trophy.  Image: Jason Stretch
The World Circle Drawing Championship Trophy. Image: Jason Stretch

Pop CultureJune 10, 2023

Sport, culture or cult? The World Circle Drawing Champs are bound for Aotearoa

The World Circle Drawing Championship Trophy.  Image: Jason Stretch
The World Circle Drawing Championship Trophy. Image: Jason Stretch

As arcane as it is engrossing, competitive circle drawing has built a global fandom that borders on obsessive. And its global showpiece is about to be staged in Wellington. 

Le cercle, ça tourne. Almost everyone has heard the aphorism, but few could immediately pinpoint its origin. The words were first spoken by Guillaume Rondhomme on November 10, 1799. While the cinders of the French Revolution still glowed, Monsieur Rondhomme gathered compatriots to mark victory through the truest symbol of revolution: the circle. It was not the first example of competitive circle drawing documented by historians, but it remains the most famous. Tourists to this day crowd in human circumference around the pegged out Parisian relics of 18th and 19th century contests just off the Place de la Concorde.

The essence of the sport, for the uninitiated, is simple, if anything but straightforward. Draw a circle, by hand, as swiftly and smoothly as you can. According to a strict set of criteria, which have varied over time but are these days standardised under FICA rules, points are awarded for (a) technical ability, (b) artistic merit, and (c) speed. (Pace is important but not the be all and end all; 12 seconds is considered swift.) Competitions, including the World Circle Drawing Championship (WDDC) typically proceed as a round robin followed by a series of knockout rounds that lead to the top of the curve: the grand final.

Like a Zorb – Le cercle, ça tourne – bouncing from hill to valley, the pursuit rose and fell and then rose again. After half a dozen efforts to standardise the rules, including one aborted effort to merge with Gaelic football confederations, the World Circle Drawing Championship (originally the World Circle Drawing Cup) was inaugurated in 1976. Several decades on, following a concerted effort by local organisers and a disappointing lack of governmental support, the pinnacle of circle drawing is coming to Wellington. All irises will be on the Dom Polski Club in Newtown, where a who’s who of international competitive circle drawing will round on one another on Friday June 16 as part of the Loemis Festival.

It might be the first time the event has been held in New Zealand, but we are no strangers to the sport. Graeme “360” Powell dominated the amateur era of the sport from the late 1970s to the late 1980s. Boasting eight world titles, or “big hoops” as they were then known, Powell’s success was such that he withdrew from domestic tournaments to encourage young New Zealander circlers to taste success. Were it not for a fear of flying that limited his attendance in his later years (“if it isn’t moving on wheels, it doesn’t make sense to me,” Powell is reported as saying), the record would no doubt have swollen further. At some point he presumably died, as we all will, most likely.

Another factor may have dimmed Powell’s enthusiasm for the global leagues. A series of scandals involving doping rings, debate about whether it is “really a sport”, underhand tactics (a number of participants have been barred from official competition after being exposed as using orbital magnets or global positioning systems) have rocked circle drawing circles. A year-long committee of inquiry led by the European Union in consultation with the Court of Arbitration for sport led to an overhaul of the Fédération Internationale de Cercle Association, the expulsion of several nasty bastards and a standardisation of stationery.

The 2023 championships will be hosted by Lance McMahon. Credited with transforming the sport in the early 1990s, McMahon is best known by most for refusing to circle-draw unless Hootie & the Blowfish are playing on the stereo or, though it is “not as good”, on headphones, but it is his blend of pace and cadence on the home arc, the final 90 degrees, that once had purists gushing. Leading the judging panel is Toni Hardling, the nine-time intercontinental champion who shocked the circle word by coming first and second (right and left hand) in the St Petersburg Invitational.

One of the many selling points of the sport is its accessibility. Anyone can take part in the competition this coming Friday. Bowl up with your own drawing implements and sporting attire if you like. Alternatively, organisers have boxes of the stuff for people of all size and grips.

Live Music comes from Dayle Jellyman and Mike Jensen, with Rob Sarkies on lighting, and Duncan Sarkies heads up Geometric Shapes Research and Consultancy. More details are here.

Le cercle, ça tourne!

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Mia Goth brandishes an axe in the film Pearl.
Lady in Red: Mia Goth in Pearl. (Photo: Supplied / Design: Archi Banal)

Pop CultureJune 9, 2023

How you can finally watch Pearl, the film NZ funded but couldn’t see

Mia Goth brandishes an axe in the film Pearl.
Lady in Red: Mia Goth in Pearl. (Photo: Supplied / Design: Archi Banal)

Why’d it take nearly a year for the critically-acclaimed slasher to make it here?

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A few weeks ago, a friend sent me a breathless late night message. Standing outside Auckland’s Capitol Theatre, where custom cocktails were being mixed and the lobby was dressed up especially for the night, he wrote: “Mia Goth is freaking amazing. No spoilers, but she does things in the last 10 minutes of this film that are just extraordinary.” To cap it off, he finished with: “She shoulda won all the awards.”

He’d just seen Pearl, the taxpayer-subsidised, Whanganui-shot feature film from Ti West, the follow-up and prequel to last year’s “Texas porno slasher” X. The story behind these two films is pretty crazy, and basically involves an entire American film crew getting stranded mid-pandemic near my home town, and deciding to shoot both movies back-to-back on shoestring budgets. (Producer Jacob Jaffke spoke to Alex Casey about how the whole saga unfolded here.)

I trust my friend’s opinion. When I receive a message like that, usually I drop everything I’m doing and head straight to the nearest cinema. But I couldn’t do that with Pearl – my friend had just seen the one and only Auckland screening. Despite almost universal praise for the film, as well as constant plaudits for the lead performance from Mia Goth, that night at the Capitol, plus similar one-night-only screenings in Wellington, Christchurch and Whanganui, were the only times anyone in Aotearoa has been able to take it in on the big screen.

We have reported on this anomaly before. Over 200 New Zealand crew members worked on Pearl, while nine of the main cast and 124 extras were also local. (Tandi Wright is in it, and she’s fantastic.) It also received $1.6 million in taxpayer money under the New Zealand Screen Production Grant. By paying your taxes, you helped Pearl get made.

Which makes it kind of bonkers that the movie didn’t get any kind of cinematic release here. While X did receive that honour – I went and saw it with the friend who texted me about Pearl – last year’s prequel never did. When it was released in cinemas overseas in September, critics went nuts for it. “A beautiful, sometimes moving, and delightfully unhinged journey,” raved a critic for We Got This Covered. Martin Scorsese loved it. “I was enthralled, then disturbed, then so unsettled that I had trouble getting to sleep. But I couldn’t stop watching,” Variety reported the veteran filmmaker as saying. He campaigned for it to receive an Academy Award.

This week, Pearl’s NZ immigration status changed. From Wednesday, it’s been available to rent through Neon for $7.99. So that’s exactly what I did. It turns out the critics were right. Pearl is even better than X. It’s a savage character portrait of a woman being pushed around, fraying at the edges, coming apart at the seams. Yes, there are bloody thrills and spills – if you’re a fan of what West did with X, you’ll know what you’re in for, and dig this even more. I’ll certainly never look at a pitchfork the same way again.

Mia Goth and Tandi Wright embrace in the film Pearl.
Mia Goth and Tandi Wright in Pearl. (Photo: Supplied)

But it’s Goth’s performance that elevates Pearl into rare cinematic territory. It ends not in a bloodbath, like X, but with an absolutely riveting 10-minute monologue. Mascara streams down her cheeks. Snot drips onto her chin. The camera doesn’t move. Goth’s Pearl is sad then angry, focused then manic, upset then unhinged. She admits to the bad things she’s done, then reveals why she’s done them, careering through so many emotions in one take my head was spinning by the end of it. It’s a mesmerising scene showcasing an actor at the peak of her powers.

In Pearl, Goth reeks of freaky, old school, off-kilter Hollywood charm. Scorsese was right: it’s a performance that’s pure cinema, one for the ages. Everything critics have said about it is true. “The visual flair soars on the big screen,” declared NME. Pearl should have been available in more theatres for longer than just one night. Watching it at home is not the same. But it’s better late than never.

(For the record, Mia Goth did win a couple of awards for Pearl, but she did not receive any Academy Award nominations. Like my friend said, she totally shoulda.)