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Image: Tina Tiller

Pop CultureJuly 21, 2022

Ten of the greatest period moments on TV

Image: Tina Tiller
Image: Tina Tiller

Tara Ward rounds up the best period content on television today. 

All week we are examining our relationship with menstruation in Aotearoa. Read more Bleed Week content here.

Ever since Courteney Cox became the first person to utter the word “period” on American TV in 1985, our monthly cycles have held a weird place on television. Periods have been portrayed as an awkward mix of women in white togs running along the beach, or men doing weird stuff with sanitary pads, or blokes using tampons as cat toys. It’s no wonder we got steaming mad about the way periods were depicted on the telly.

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But more recently, television shows have embraced the flow and started normalising periods in refreshingly honest ways. Rather than shrouding menstruation in shame and secrecy, these shows are shattering period taboos by bringing bleeding into the light, one scene at a time. It’s powerful, it’s groundbreaking, and it’s about bloody time. Here’s ten of the best period moments to have ever graced our screens.

The bloody joy of On The Rag: Periods

The first episode of The Spinoff’s feminist doco series On The Rag covers everything from the Māori world view on periods to period TV ads. It also features Alex Casey, Leonie Hayden and Michelle A’Court using hand-knitted biscuit props to explain how the body works, which is the biological lesson we all need. On The Rag breaks down the stigmas around menstruating, and does it in a smart and sassy way that feels like having a natter with your best mates.

I May Destroy You’s period clot scene

Is period sex the last taboo on TV? Not any more. The period sex scene in Michaela Coel’s incredible comedy-drama I May Destroy You (available on Neon) shows the realities of periods without making a big deal of it, which is extraordinary in itself.  In one episode we see Arabella (played by Coel) put on a new sanitary pad, and later when Arabella tells her lover Biagio they can’t have sex because has her period, Biagio doesn’t think it’s a big deal. In the beautifully gentle scene that follows, Biagio becomes fascinated with a blood clot. That’s right, there’s a CLOT on your SCREEN, but there’s no shame here.

Fleabag’s menopause monologue

It’s rare that menopause gets a shout out on television, let alone in a positive light, which is why Kristin Scott Thomas’s soliloquy in the second season of Fleabag (available on Prime Video) is so remarkable. Scott Thomas plays Belinda, a 58 year old businesswoman who tells Fleabag (Phoebe Waller Bridge) about female pain and the power of menopause. Yes, your pelvic floor crumbles, but menopause also brings the freedom of no longer being “a machine with parts”. Women on our screens celebrating the ageing process? More, please.

Creamerie’s menstruation festival

Dark comedy Creamerie (available on TVNZ+) may be set in a dystopia where a viral plague has swept the earth and killed all the men, but a fun festival celebrating the “us in every uterus” should exist in every society. Creamerie’s slightly twisted SyncFest features a life-sized dancing moon cup, red flags everywhere and a ferris wheel representing our never ending menstrual cycle. It’s literally one hell of a ride.

This Funny Girls sketch

Laugh until your uterus wall burns at Funny Girls’ take on a young woman’s first trip to the tampon store or the terror of being arrested for the heinous crime of mentioning your lady business at work. Also, when will period headwear become trendy again? Asking for a friend.

Libra’s ‘Blood Normal’ ads 

Libra’s 2019 prime-time campaign wanted to normalise periods, but it seems nothing pisses people off like menstruating women living their best lives. For the first time on television, these ads poured red liquid (instead of the traditional blue Smurf blood) onto a sanitary pad, provoking over 600 complaints to Ad Standards in Australia and two to New Zealand’s Advertising Standards Authority. The New Zealand complaints were not upheld, probably because the complainants filled in the form with blue ink instead of red.   

Starstruck’s unfazed adult man

“You do know I’m an adult man, don’t you?” It’s one of the first signs that Tom might be the perfect guy in Starstruck (available on TVNZ+) after Jessie (Rose Matafeo) tells him they can’t get up to any funny business because she has her period. Wait, he’s not bothered by something natural that happens to 50% of the population? Love to see it.

 

About Bloody Time’s unflinching look at the impact of periods 

It’s not just the fictional TV world trying to normalise periods. As freelance researcher Rachel Judkin neared her 40th birthday, she made a short documentary about the shame and secrecy she felt about her periods every single month. After having so much of her life defined by an unwavering cycle of hormones and heartache, Rachel was determined to find something about the whole bloody mess to celebrate – and she did.

My Crazy Ex Girlfriends period sex song and dance

You don’t often hear people talk about period sex on an American sitcom, let alone making a song and dance about it, but that didn’t stop My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. This musical number about the ins and outs of period sex didn’t make it into the show itself, but creator Rachel Bloom instead released the catchy number online where it will last a lot longer than 5-7 days. 

Showy Ovaries and The Period Place podcasts

Sure, they’re not technically TV shows, but these period-related podcasts are still music to our ears. Showy Ovaries is a series in which comedian Penny Ashton delves into the mysteries of menopause, while the eight-episode The Period Place discusses periods through the lens of a variety of topics, including gender, te ao Māori, and period poverty. Wrap your ears around them immediately.


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Pop CultureJuly 21, 2022

Has The Block NZ redeemed itself?

It all starts now (Image: Discovery / Design: Tina Tiller)
It all starts now (Image: Discovery / Design: Tina Tiller)

The long-running reality favourite has had a few renovations. And we’re not just talking about the theme song.

Aotearoa has been watching The Block NZ for 10 seasons now, so it’s high time they did something different with the show that isn’t just experimenting with apartments (gasp!) or letting the live auction crap itself (shock!). This season has welcomed back former contestants for a shot at redemption, but the format itself appears to have undergone a few licks of paint and a bit of a sand down. Here are 10 key takeaways from week one of The Block NZ: Redemption.  

We’re in Orewa now

Look, it’s still Auckland, but at least you can see a sliver of ocean that suggests a world exists beyond Auckland (unlikely). Mighty Orewa is not only the home of a shop called Charisma Fashions, it’s also home of Austin Powers impersonator, Orewa Walk of Fame custodian and Auckland mayoral candidate Gary Brown. If you wanted more “wow” factor than that, how about the fact that Edmund Hillary’s DAD planted some PINE TREES on the BEACH. If you’re not dabbing your tears with a fiver right now, can you really call yourself a true patriot? / Alex Casey

Big Bad Bonham is back, baby

The welcome return of Jason Bonham is no slight against last year’s judges (Anne-Marie, I love you like liquid nails loves a clean surface) but in a competition that rewards safe interior design, Bonham’s spicy commentary will be the spark that keeps The Block NZ flame burning. We could say he’s the colourful feature wall in an otherwise predictable guest bedroom, but given how much he loathes feature walls, we’d better not. / Tara Ward

There are way more candid moments

Nothing makes my heart sing louder than a reality contestant flubbing a line or saying something humiliating and saying “cut that out” on camera. Unfortunately those three words seem to guarantee that footage will make the final cut of The Block NZ: Redemption, as over the first three episodes we saw a range of classic bungles, including Stacy saying “get your G into A”, a contestant wearing a bedsheet in an extremely questionable fashion and Chloe and Ben proudly discussing “passing the bud”. I’ll take my chucklesome moments anywhere I can these days, and this season appears to already be jam-packed with them. / AC

But fewer episodes 

The Block NZ has gone rogue with the editing skill-saw and cut itself down from four episodes a week to three, and it might be the best reno it’s ever done. It means less Block bloat, fewer stupid challenges and less time watching paint dry, and I bloody love it. A room reveal in only three nights? Be still, my beating heart. / TW

The Villennials are back

Stacy and Adam were the villainous millennials of their season for no real reason other than the fact they mounted way, way, way too many scary hands on their lounge wall and it reminded me of that bit in Labyrinth that I have spent 25 years trying to forget. This time around they’re just as detail-driven and cutthroat as ever – Stacy even steamed the duvet cover, the pyjamas and the robes for crying out loud! Who said millennials were lazy? / AC

The Bank of Mark has closed

Mark Richardson has finally realised The Bank of Mark was a wokester socialist experiment that has no place in a show built on the glorious foundations of the free market, and he’s closed the lending loophole for good. This means contestants will no longer be able to dip into their auction reserves to pay for building work, and they’ll have to budget like they’ve never budgeted before. Have any of them budgeted before? Good luck to one and all. / TW

Team Blurple are challenge beasts

The week’s challenges began with Ben doing a massive manu into a pool of mud and ended with Chloe somehow winning the portrait challenge for her socially-distanced Mark Richardson masterpiece. A Frankenstein’s monster of Team Blue and Team Purple from the Hobsonville Point season, Team Blurple are proving themselves to be tough competitors when it comes to all mud and paint based challenges on the show. But popping a big mud manu doesn’t win you The Block NZ, or does it? We’ll have to wait and see. / AC 

Builder Marty is back 

Scottish Builder Marty last graced our screens in 2015, when he was almost deported from the country mid-season after some kind of immigration kerfuffle. His strong accent means we might struggle to understand anything he says, but nonetheless I would happily watch three episodes a week of Marty simply pointing at ceiling insulation while rolling his r’s incessantly. You want redemption, Aotearoa? This is what it looks like. / TW

Quinn and Ben are still great

The couple that have the most to prove this season are lovebirds Quinn and Ben, who made history as the first couple to announce their pregnancy on The Block NZ. That Block baby is now seven years old, the world has changed a hell of a lot, but thankfully good old Quinn still can’t choose a paint swatch to save her life. She painted several thousands scraps of wood various shades of Shrek green and my heart sang. Ben scratched the paint with too-rough sandpaper and I cheered. Their endlessly cute confusion feels like coming home. Also: they have a love story for the ages (met at a sandwich shop) and they seem to support each other through thick and thin (she gave him a 10 for his objectively terrible lizard art). The people’s prince and princess. / AC

And there’s a new theme song

Eagle-eared viewers may have noticed that the theme song changed subtly last year to an elongated (Taylor’s version), adding a whole extra “na na na na naaaaa” verse. This year, the whole soundscape of The Block NZ has been cut up and destroyed by DJ Sir-Vere [citation needed] as we welcome a BRAND NEW new theme song. I don’t know much about music, but I can safely say that the song sounds like someone playing the vinyl of the old theme song at half speed while rocking out with one of those groany back-scratcher $2 shop things. All I can say is, I hope the Silver Scrolls are listening carefully. / AC


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