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Pop CultureDecember 25, 2023

All the New Zealand stand-up comedy specials you can watch right now

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Image: Archi Banal

Summer reissue: Can’t make it to the comedy festival? Here’s how to watch some of our best stand-up comedians without having to get off the couch. 

First published on May 13, 2023.

It’s New Zealand International Comedy Festival season, which is really great news for stand-up comedy fans who live in Auckland and Wellington. For the rest of Aotearoa, there’s a smattering of good options, or, if you’re lucky enough to live in Whanganui, they’ve gone completely rogue with a whole comedy gala of their own. But if you can’t make it to any of these shows across the country, thankfully there’s a plethora of local stand-up comedy specials available online – and most of them don’t cost a thing to watch. 

TVNZ+

Chris Parker: Back to School

Comedian Chris Parker returns to his old stomping ground, Christchurch Boys’ High School, to crack some jokes and shine a spotlight on all-male education in today’s society. It’s part stand-up special, part documentary and even has a sprinkling of tears among all the laughs. 

Laughs Unleashed

A great snappy line-up show where local comedians try out some of their newest material in front of a live audience. Features the likes of Courtney Dawson, Josh Thomson, Cori Gonzalez-Macuer and Brynley Stent – Dawson’s dating yarn in episode one is particularly good. 

The Snort: Live cast photographed for TVNZ

Snort: Live

If you can get over the fact that recording improv seems like an antithetical curse that may invert the whole universe, Snort: Live is a great opportunity to watch some of our best improvisers at work – especially after Snort announced they would be taking their final bow this year.

Stand Up Aotearoa

Settle in for an all-star stand-up comedy show, put together to celebrate the front-line workers who supported us during the Covid-19 lockdown. Features Justine Smith, Pax Assadi, Mel Bracewell and MC Urzila Carlson dressed up in a cat costume. 

ThreeNow

BestFoods Comedy Gala 2022

The comedy gala has something in common with its mayonnaise sponsor – gorge for too long and you might start feeling bad. Luckily, watching from home gives you the option to hit pause, hit the bog, stretch your legs, and not fret about the crowd camera filming you looking daft. 

Guy Montgomery by Name, Guy Montgomery by Nature

From the man who simply can’t resist putting his name twice in the title of all his productions comes this: “a new stand-up special about being Guy Montgomery in a world full of people who are not Guy Montgomery.” Features Guy Montgomery!

James Roque: Boy Mestizo

First read the backstory here, and then enjoy this synopsis from Roque himself. “Boy Mestizo is about my first trip back to the Philippines since moving to Aotearoa 20 years ago. It unpacks how I feel about myself as a Filipino person who grew up here, and my relationship with my Filipino-ness. Basically, it’s a show I wish my younger self could have seen.”

Rhys Darby: Mystic Time Bird

Filmed live in Galway, comedy stalwart and Our Flag Means Death star Rhys Darby “combines silly wonder, obscure observations and sound effects as he takes the audience on a fantastical journey into the world of mysticism, past lives… and birds.”

The Comedy Mixtape with Pax Assadi

A showcase combining “the freshest comedians on the block hitting the stage with some of comedy’s household names.” Hosted by Pax Assadi, featuring Tofiga Fepulea’i, David Correos, Kura Turuwhenua, Courtney Dawson and possibly the liveliest crowd in television history. 

Courtney Dawson in the Comedy Mixtape

Tony Lyall, live in Auckland

If you like his work on The Project, now you can enjoy Tony Lyall’s debut stand up comedy special. Filmed upstairs at The Classic Studio, Lyall covers everything: life, family, kids, and the things strangers yell at him when driving by in their cars. Also, the vaccine, AND pedophiles. 

Urzila Carlson: Token African

Recorded in August 2022, Urzila Carlson attempts to get to the bottom of what it means to be from South Africa in a one-hour special. “Why does being South African not register as African in most places? You’re thinking about it right now, aren’t you? Questioning it.” Laughing AND thinking? Wild. 

NZ On Screen

Pulp Comedy

So many nostalgic options to explore here. This episode from the year 2000 features a young Rhys Darby doing his very best T-rex impression. There’s the 2003 episode featuring then Taika Cohen as Gunter the German “joke” teller, complete with huge fake teeth. In 2004, a baby-faced Flight of the Conchords did a “creepily earnest” performance of ‘’If You’re Into It’. 

Disclaimer: The Spinoff does not endorse any Pulp Comedy content that has aged poorly since the early 2000s (which is… a fair bit of it). 

Taika as Gunther

Pulp Comedy Presents: Ewen Gilmour

Described as the late Ewen Gilmour’s “not-so-special”, the West Auckland comedian receives a coathanger to the city from Waitakere mayor Bob Harvey in this Pulp Comedy special. According to NZ On Screen, the 40-ish minute special includes topics such as “the love-making benefits of a goatee, flying high, stoned semen, westie Halloween and using the SPCA as a cattery.”

An Audience With the King

In the final performance of Mike King’s 2001 nationwide tour, King recounts “cultural subtleties” from his time on the road, giving a “non-PC bro-down on everything from westie pick-up lines, to sport and childbirth.” Caution: definitely refers to women as “bush pigs” in the first minute. 

Netflix

Urzila Carlson: Unqualified Loser

The only local comedian to have their name up in lights with a prestigious one-hour solo Netflix special, Urzila Carlson delivers her thoughts on recasting “The Biggest Loser,” sex tape regrets and boxed wine hangovers. 

Comedians of the World: Urzila Carlson and Cal Wilson

Both Urzila Carlson and Cal Wilson represent Australasia in Netflix’s Comedians of the World – a smorgasbord of 20-30 minutes stand-up sets from around the world. Alongside big names like Nicole Byer, Nish Kumar and Mae Martin, it’s not a bad showing from little old Godzone. 

Urzila Carlson: Unqualified Loser

Neon

Flight of the Conchords: Live in London

After a long hiatus, Bret and Jemaine returned to the stage in 2018 with an all-new comedy special, bringing back a few old favourites like ‘Hurt Feelings’ and ‘Bowie’ alongside new yarns about complimentary muffins and moving ditties about gender role reversal… reversal. 

Apple TV

Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Classic high-energy horniness from the Starstruck creator, BAFTA-nominee and Edinburgh Fringe winner. Explores love, obsession, self-esteem, life in the early 2000s, and the apps that just won’t leave her alone – including a truly perfect joke about period tracking. 

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Clockwise: Marvel Studios’ Echo, Doctor Who, Fast X, Broadchurch.
Clockwise: Marvel Studios’ Echo, Doctor Who, Fast X, Broadchurch.

Pop CultureDecember 25, 2023

New to streaming: What to watch on Netflix NZ, Neon and more this summer break

Clockwise: Marvel Studios’ Echo, Doctor Who, Fast X, Broadchurch.
Clockwise: Marvel Studios’ Echo, Doctor Who, Fast X, Broadchurch.

What are you going to be watching over the break? We round up everything coming to streaming services for the next three weeks, including Netflix, Amazon Prime, Disney+, Apple TV+, ThreeNow, Neon and TVNZ+.

The biggies

Boy Swallows Universe (on Netflix from January 11)

This limited series, based on Trent Dalton’s semi-autobiographical novel of the same name, follows a precocious boy and his selectively mute brother as they embark on a “suburban odyssey” of love and redemption after the Brisbane underworld tears their family apart. Fair warning: your tears may be jerked by this one. / Sam Brooks

Marvel Studios’ Echo (on Disney+ from January 10)

Once upon a time, a new Marvel Studios series would be something to celebrate. Now, however, it’s merely worth a shrug. That being said, I have to say I’m actually interested in this one: Maya Lopez (Alaqua Cox), pursued by Kingpin (Vincent D’Onofrio), is forced to flee New York for her hometown in Oklahoma, where she comes to terms with her past and reconnects with her Native American roots. Perhaps the reason I’m excited is that it sounds nothing like a Marvel show! / SB

Criminal Record (on AppleTV+ from January 10)

Does AppleTV+ have the best hit rate of any of the streaming services? I’d say so! In this eight episode crime thriller, two detectives (Peter Capaldi and Cush Jumbo) are drawn into a confrontation by an anonymous phone call regarding an old murder case. One detective is in the early stages of her career, the other is a well-connected veteran determined to protect his legacy. Thrilling! / SB

The notables

Berlin (on Netflix from December 29)

Did you know there is a character called Berlin, played by Pedro Alonso, in Netflix’s hit series Money Heist? Now there’s also a prequel series featuring that character, played once more by Alonso, and a gang of associates as they attempt an audacious heist: stealing $44m worth of jewels in one night. / SB

Broadchurch (all seasons on ThreeNow from January 2)

There’s never a bad time to binge watch Broadchurch, and now all three seasons are in the same place so you can do just that. In the first season, Detective Inspector Alec Hardy (David Tennant) and Detective Sergeant Ellie Miller (Olivia Colman, pre-Oscar) investigate the death of an 11 year old boy. The subsequent seasons follow the aftermath of Danny’s death, and the rippling impact it has on the town. It’s a show that pretty much everybody who has ever seen it loves, and everybody can’t be wrong, right? / SB

Doctor Who: The Church on Ruby Road (on Disney+ from December 26)

It’s been a hard few years to be a Doctor Who fan. Several mediocre seasons made it seem as though the show was destined to be cancelled for the second time in its 60-year history. But now, with returning talent behind and in front of the camera in the form of writer Russell T. Davies and stars David Tennant and Catherine Tate, it’s starting to feel like Doctor Who has once more been saved from extinction. The uniquely British show has partnered with Disney+, bringing international production values to a programme that has historically been made on a shoestring budget. Hype for these three specials, celebrating six decades of the Time Lord, is at an all-time high. / Stewart Sowman-Lund

The films

Fast X (on Neon from January 1)

Is Fast X a good movie? Absolutely not! Is Fast X a great movie? Absolutely yes. If you’re on the internet in 2023, I doubt you need the premise of the Fast and Furious series summarised, but just in case, it’s essentially The Avengers, but with cars, Vin Diesel and occasionally Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson star. / SB

Good Grief (on Prime Video from January 5)

Dan Levy makes his directorial debut in this film about a man, played by Levy himself,  who joins his best friends (Ruth Negga and Himesh Patel) to Paris for a weekend getaway following the death of his parents. That sounds pretty heavy, but turns out it’s actually a romantic comedy! Why not! / SB

Many, many Mission: Impossible films (on Neon from December 26)

I do not exaggerate when I say one of the best things you could do with your Christmas break is to watch all six of the pre-Dead Reckoning Mission: Impossible films. They’re all really good, especially the series’ late pivot into a joyfully ridiculous, stunt-driven star vehicle. Do yourself a favour and give them all a watch, and we’ll see you all next year with more things coming to streaming! / SB

Netflix

December 25

Ricky Gervais: Armageddon

December 26

Thank You, I’m Sorry

December 27

Hell Camp: Teen Nightmare

December 28

Pokemon Concierge

December 29

Berlin

January 1

Fool Me Once

Bitconned

You Are What You Eat: A Twin Experiment

January 4

The Brothers Sun

Society of the Snow

January 5

Gyeongsang Creature: Part 2

Good Grief

January 7

Dual

Alice

January 10

The Trust: A Game of Greed

Break Point: Season 2

January 11

Boy Swallows Universe

Champion

Sonic Prime: Chapter 3

January 12

Love is Blind: Sweden

Lift

January 14

Minions: The Rise of Gru

Neon

December 26

The Black Demon

Hypnotic

Mission: Impossible

Mission: Impossible II

Mission: Impossible III

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

Mission: Impossible – Fallout

December 27

Blaze and the Monster Machines: Seasons 6-7

The Big Sick

Stuart Little 2

December 28

Shallow Grave

The Wedding Singer

Waterworld

December 29

sMothered: Seasons 3-4

December 30

Dr. Pimple Popper

Santiago of the Seas: Season 2a

High Society

December 31

Rush Hour

Rush Hour 2

January 3

Rugrats: Season 1

Belgravia: Season 1

January 5

Bump: Season 4

January 6

Nella the Princess Knight: Season 1-2

January 8

Ben 10 Ultimate Alien: Season 2

The Thing About Pam

January 11

Frank of Ireland

January 12

The Powerpuff Girls: Season 3

January 13

Steven Universe Future: Season 1

January 14

Quantum Leap: Season 2a

TVNZ+

N/A

ThreeNow

December 27

Bounty Hunters: Seasons 1-2

Lil Jon Wants To Do What?: Season 2

January 2

Broadchurch: Seasons 1-3

January 3

Code of a Killer

January 4

All That Glitters: Season 2

January 8

Alaskan Bush People

January 9

River

January 11

Informer 3838

January 14

The Bridge: Seasons 1-2

Prime Video

December 28

The Pope’s Exorcist

January 1

Marry My Husband

Wicker Park

West Side Story

Invaders from Mars

Once Bitten

The Long Riders

Mystic Pizza

Joy Ride

January 2

Bank of Dave

January 4

Barbarian

January 5

Foe

James May: Our Man in India

January 12

Role Play

Jesus Revolution

Disney+

December 26

The Church on Ruby Road

December 27

Raffa: Season 1

January 3

Ishura: Season 1

Truth and Lies: The Last Gangster

January 10

Marvel Studios’ Echo

Bob’s Burgers: Season 14

The Secret Life of Dancing Dogs: Season 1

January 11

Daughters of the Cult

Apple TV+

January 10

Criminal Record

AMC+/Acorn TV

December 25

The Madame Blanc Mysteries

January 8

Cheat

Shudder

January 1

Possession (1981)

Tower Block

Homebound

January 8

Swallowed

The Outwaters

Hayu

N/A