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OPINIONSocietyMarch 11, 2023

It’s time for Air NZ to update its uniforms

Image: Archi Banal
Image: Archi Banal

The koru paisley print, the pussy-bow blouses and that questionable waistcoat have represented our national carrier for 12 long years. A refresh is long overdue – but what should it look like?

This story was first published on Stuff.

It has been a long time since I’ve properly looked at Air New Zealand’s crew uniforms. But last week, on a flight to Wellington, I was bored and people watching – and a crew member’s waistcoat caught my eye.

The waistcoat, with its checkerboard pattern on the back featuring various “NZ” motifs and the Australian saying “gidday”, is truly corny. It is the worst part of the Trelise Cooper uniforms that have been in rotation since 2011 – with their koru paisley print, pussy-bow blouses, sheath dresses with draping at the waist, pinstripe suit and pencil skirts and “twilight pink”, “godzone green” and “sky blue” colour palette.

That pink, and the instantly recognisable pattern, have now represented New Zealand and our national carrier for 12 extremely long years.

As I sat there eating my complimentary OSM bar and watching the crew make their way through the cabin, I became convinced that the current uniforms have done their job for over a decade, but it’s time to move on – to something that really does reflect Aotearoa today.

The current Air NZ uniforms came into rotation in 2011, following the Zambesi uniforms that staff had worn from 2005. Both have been described as “controversial”: Zambesi’s was considered drab by some, likened to the Thunderbirds and, according to reports, did not flatter fuller figures, while Cooper’s koru pattern was criticised as being disrespectful to Māori. Some took offence at its distinctive, and distinctly non-NZ, bright shade of pink.

‘Twilight pink’ pussy-bow blouses in that instantly recognisable pattern (Photo: Getty Images)

In 2018, plans were afoot for new uniforms. The airline planned to ask designers to submit proposals for a fresh take, and there were rumours within the industry of a collaborative approach featuring elements created by different designers with a focus on sustainability.

The following year, the decision had been delayed – and then the pandemic hit. Priorities rightly shifted due to closed borders and grounded flights.

The airline reported three years of losses (it’s since rebounded back to $213 million profitability), and like many businesses at the time, restructured due to the unprecedented times.

Today they’re facing the problem of too many passengers, and not enough planes or crew to fly them, so refreshing uniforms is probably not at the top of the priority list (yes, it would also be a huge cost, but so are the extravagant safety videos they’ve done over the years). But I’m here to plant the seed of change.

The main requirement of an airline uniform is in its function (and safety), but snazzy options have always been used as another marketing tool, ideal for branding and grabbing headlines – and attention while crew are actually at work. Working with a fashion designer is a way to get press, and to show pride in the country they’re representing in the air.

Since the 1960s high-fashion names like Dior, Balenciaga and Christian Lacroix (Air France), and Chanel and Pierre Cardin (Olympic Airlines) have designed uniforms for high-profile airlines. Pierre Balmain designed a uniform for Singapore Airlines in 1968 that’s still in use today; a rare example of a uniform with staying power.

Singapore Airlines’ Pierre Balmain-designed uniform dates back to 1968 (Photo: Getty Images)

Martin Grant created Qantas’s uniforms in 2018, replacing the famous boomerang dress designed by Peter Morrissey that had been in place for 11 years. Air NZ has had everyone from Nina Ricci to Thornton Hall and Barbara Lee design uniforms in the past.

More recently, contemporary designers have been tasked with creating uniforms that are in step with modern times.

The late Vivienne Westwood designed Virgin Atlantic’s vibrant uniforms, which offered a gender neutral update of their uniform policy last year to allow all staff to choose what they wanted to wear, “no matter their gender, gender identity or gender expression” (they also implemented optional pronoun badges).

In January, British Airways revealed their first new uniforms in 20 years, designed by Savile Row-trained designer Ozwald Boateng. “Designing this uniform was a vast and painstaking undertaking and it went far beyond clothes. It was about creating an energetic shift internally,” he said in a statement, also commenting on how they reflect “what it meant to be British today”.

British Airways’ new Ozwald Boateng-designed uniform (Photo: Supplied)

That may seem a lofty goal for a humble work uniform, but how we dress – day to day, and in our working lives – is a means of self-expression and showcase of identity. And whether we like it or not, national carriers are a showcase of us on a local and global stage – and that includes the uniforms.

In 2018 when Air NZ was set to update their look, then general manager global brand and content marketing Jodi Williams said that the customer-facing uniforms were “a visual representation of New Zealand on the world stage” and needed to “capture the New Zealand spirit”.

Post the worst of the pandemic, as Aotearoa has changed dramatically and reopens to the world, it’s time for our own to reflect who we are now – not who we were in 2011.

Finding the right name today will be tricky, and I’m not convinced that some of our “young” designers are up to the task of creating something that could flatter many bodies and complexions, but there are plenty of options to explore that would represent the best of us on the world stage.

Juliette Hogan, with her penchant for casual tailoring and painterly prints, and a broad customer base, would be an obvious and clever choice. Brands like Paris Georgia, Maggie Marilyn and Wynn Hamlyn would be wild cards, but interesting – and represent NZ fashion’s “new” generation. A cabin bag set from someone like Yu Mei or Deadly Ponies would be undeniably chic. Designer Kiri Nathan would bring an essential te ao Māori perspective.

It’s time for Air NZ to update its uniforms. And it’s time for us all to say goodbye to that hideous waistcoat.

This car belongs to 3Waters, a private plumbing and drainage company (Image: Archi Banal/Facebook)
This car belongs to 3Waters, a private plumbing and drainage company (Image: Archi Banal/Facebook)

SocietyMarch 10, 2023

No, the government has not rolled out Three Waters branded cars

This car belongs to 3Waters, a private plumbing and drainage company (Image: Archi Banal/Facebook)
This car belongs to 3Waters, a private plumbing and drainage company (Image: Archi Banal/Facebook)

It also hasn’t rolled out a Three Waters leak repair service, despite assertions by members of a local Facebook group.

The New Zealand Centre for Political Research (NZCPR) Facebook group lit up a couple of weeks ago after an eagle-eyed snapper captured a photo of a car with supposed Three Waters branding on it.

“How is this even possible?” the poster implored.

“Saw this today coming to fix a water leak on the footpath,” they went on. “Three Waters car and a ‘temp fix by Watercare’ stamp on the work done. The vehicle is branded Three Waters already”. If you look at the image the branding doesn’t say Three Waters, but 3Waters.

The car belongs to 3Waters Water & Drainage Services. It’s a private commercial business that specialises in small to medium plumbing projects, installation, maintenance and repairs. In an email to The Spinoff today, the company confirmed they have no affiliation with the New Zealand government’s Three Waters reform and “just happen to have a similar name”.

The NZCPR group hosts a range of anti-government and anti-Māori commentary. Recent posts have cast doubt on Niwa’s credibility and connected the tragic murder of a young man in Beach Haven to the award-winning work of poet Tusiata Avia.    

Comments on the 3Waters car post included: “That is so blatant. This government and its stealth has to go” and “New Zealand is done”. The thread descended into anti-Māori commentary and accusations of corruption.

Valiant attempts by some NZCPR members to disprove the claims by posting a link to the company’s website were largely ignored. A commenter who did respond suggested it was still somehow related to the government’s reform programme —  “a cousin, perhaps”— because they were doing repairs for Watercare, a council controlled organisation in Auckland.

A 3Waters spokesperson confirmed to The Spinoff that the company was founded four years ago and have been working as a Watercare sub-contractor for two years. The New Zealand Companies Office companies register lists their date of incorporation as December 6, 2018. Their domain name was registered on December 11, 2018. The government launched the Three Waters reform programme in July 2020. This information is all publicly available on the same internet that hosts Facebook.

 3Waters, the water and drainage services company, also said the stamp on the footpath is there “to show that a temporary reinstatement has been put in place after a repair work has been completed”.