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SportsMay 23, 2016

Super Rugby Power Rankings: We’re Sorry, Andy Ellis

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The Crusaders legend’s 150th game celebrations have been cut short by a controversial power ranking decision by Scotty Stevenson.

1. Highlanders
Rd 13: BYE
Last week: 1 (N/C)
I thought long and hard about this ranking for the Highlanders and then came to this conclusion: they spent their fortnight before the bye beating up on the Chiefs and the Crusaders and, while both of those teams enjoyed adequate victories in the rain over the weekend, neither win was nearly as convincing as the Highlanders’ last two. Also, Highlanders fans have become very touchy. I do not want to poke the bear.

2. Crusaders
Rd 13: 29-10 v Waratahs
Last week: 2 (N/C)
The Crusaders just love handing it to the Waratahs in Christchurch and it was another serving of see you later on Friday night, in conditions that genuinely sucked. The Crusaders brought a whole lot of anger to this match courtesy of their loss to the Landers, and a bit of extra motivation, too, courtesy of Andy Ellis reaching 150 games for the franchise. The Crusaders’ set piece was an absolute weapon in the wet – they stole six lineouts off the Waratahs and won every scrum they fed. They were also quite happy to dish possession up for the visitors, kicking a season-high 48 times and forcing the opposition to run it back at them. The Crusaders still seem to me to be a team that is quite happy to hold a gun to the head of the opposition, but refuses pull the trigger.

3. Chiefs
Rd 13: 36-15 v Rebels
Last week: 3 (N/C)
The Chiefs came out of the blocks like a boy racer on Te Rapa Straight, and scored three excellent first half tries on a slick and greasy Waikato Stadium field, effectively ending the contest before the break. There were moments of sensational Chiefs creativity in this match, Aaron Cruden reviving his role as master puppeteer, Damian McKenzie doing outrageous shit, and the two big men of the team, Brodie Retallick and Dominic Bird, directing the attack in midfield. There was some sloppiness, but you could forgive them that considering the conditions. Crucially, this was one of the Chiefs’ best defensive efforts of the season, missing just 11 tackles. Losing Michael Leitch for two months is the worst news for Hamilton since the Hillcrest Tavern was demolished.

Seta Tamanivalu successfully levitates 30cm above the Waikato Stadium turf.  (Photo by Phil Walter/Getty Images)
Seta Tamanivalu successfully levitates 30cm above the Waikato Stadium turf. (Photo by Phil Walter/Getty Images)

4. Lions
Rd 13: 52-24 v Jaguares
Last week: 4 (N/C)
Are you not entertained? The Lions have now beaten more defenders than any other team, made the third most metres with ball in hand, scored the second most tries (and Lionel Mapoe leads the individual try scorer table) and are second on the overall table behind the Chiefs. I’ll give you a chance to re-read that last sentence, before digesting this one: if they beat the Bulls this week, they will almost guarantee themselves a home quarterfinal.

5. Sharks
Rd 13: 53-0 v Kings
Last week: 5 (N/C)
Okay, they were playing the Kings, but… actually, no, that’s about it really. The Sharks don’t play again until July 3, which is ludicrous. They are hoping the Lions lose to the Bulls this weekend.

6. Hurricanes
Rd 13: BYE
Last week: 6 (N/C)
I know what you are thinking: who would schedule byes for both the Hurricanes and the Highlanders the week before they were due to play each other in a repeat of the 2015 Grand Final at Westpac Stadium? A God Damn Genius, that’s who. The Hurricanes won’t be favourites, but my goodness they’ll be coming in hot.

7. Brumbies
Rd 13: BYE
Last week: 7 (N/C)
The Brumbies sat back, turned on the television, cracked a beer and watched the Waratahs hand them a key to the conference. Not a bad week, all things considered.

8. Bulls
Rd 13: 17-13 v Stormers
Last week: 12 (up 4)
What a difference a week makes for the Bulls. Last week they were getting their ass handed to them for the second straight week in Australia, and this week they are grinding out a four-point win in Pretoria to go top of the conference. Say what you will about the Bulls attack, as long as it includes the phrase, “The Crusaders run more metres between their changing room and the field than the Bulls ran in this match.” You have to love a team whose 10, 12 and 13 combine for three (3) running metres.

9. Waratahs
Rd 13: 10-29 v Crusaders
Last week: 8 (down 1)
The Waratahs played like the Sydney Council had introduced lock-in laws on their attack. There was no lack of effort but you can’t have Bernard Foley top running for your team and expect to beat the Crusaders. So limited were the Tahs that Reece Robinson, the right wing, carried for exactly zero metres. The Crusaders out-thought them, out-jumped them, and out-kicked them. And now they have the Chiefs this Friday to look forward to. Oh no.

10. Blues
Rd 13: 17-13 v Force
Last week: 13 (up 3)
You know when you watch certain games and you look at the two fly halves and you think to yourself, well, this will be interesting, but then you get to the end of the game and you realise they never ran. Not once. Not one single time. Why? What the hell is going on? Also, the Blues just went to South Africa and Perth, won two games out of three, and everyone hates them. The Blues are the most picked on team in the history of Super Rugby. Stop the bullying.

11. Stormers
Rd 13: 13-17 v Bulls
Last week: 9 (down 2)
The Stormers are the yo-yo team of this year’s power rankings. I don’t know what to do with the Stormers. The June break can’t come fast enough for them. Only problem is, their best players will be slugging it out all month with the Springboks. So much quality in this team. So little intent.

12. Rebels
Rd 13: 15-36 v Chiefs
Last week: 10 (down 2)
The Rebels looked a little deflated on Saturday night, either because they were in Hamilton, or because they knew they had probably blown it the week before against the Brumbies. Whatever the reason, they showed glimpses of the kind of form that has seen them in the hunt for the conference this season, but only glimpses. Why Jack Debrezceni didn’t take on the line more is beyond me. That man is about 8 foot tall. He literally could have stepped over Brad Weber. Colby Fainga’a made a game high 16 tackles, but gets points deducted for chanelling early season Liam Gill and twice putting in shite grubber kicks.

13. Reds
Rd 13: 35-25 v Sunwolves
Last week: 17 (up 4)
19,000 people turned up at Suncorp Stadium to watch the Reds v Sunwolves, and there is still an argument against expansion into Japan? Please. Also, the Reds won the game, which just goes to reinforce the Power Rankings theory that they only win in Brisbane humidity. In fairness, this was an entertaining game. There, I said it.

Ayumu Goromaru is reunited with his son Akihito Yamada. (Photo by Jason O'Brien/Getty Images for Japan Sunwolves)
Ayumu Goromaru struggles to recognise 2015 Rugby World Cup teammate Akihito Yamada. (Photo by Jason O’Brien/Getty Images for Japan Sunwolves)

14. Sunwolves
Rd 13: 25-35 v Reds
Last week: 11 (down 3)
You have to hand it to the Moondogs, they really are the plucky little scrappers of this competition, and with a little more composure they could well have been celebrating their second win of the season against the Reds. I’m so on the Sunwolves bandwagon that I feel I am actually driving the thing. Imagine what this team could do with more than a week’s notice that they’re about to play Super Rugby.

15. Cheetahs
Rd 13: BYE
Last week: 14 (down 1)
If I were the Cheetahs I would be thinking the Stormers are absolutely fair game this coming week. But I am not the Cheetahs, so I have no idea what they are thinking. No one knows what they are thinking. Not even they know what they are thinking.

16. Force
Rd 13: 14-17 v Blues
Last week: 16 (N/C)
The Blues had to make 170 tackles against the Force. If you force 170 tackles on a team, and you are any other team but the Force, you probably win the game.

17. Jaguares
Rd 13: 24-52 v Lions
Last week: 15 (down 2)
Seriously, do these guys actually care anymore?

18. Kings
Rd 13: 0-53 v Sharks
Last week: 18 (N/C)
Seriously, does anyone actually care anymore?

Keep going!
steve

SportsMay 20, 2016

In the locker room with Steven Adams, the NBA’s most normal star

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Steven Adams was considered a risky choice when the Oklahoma City Thunder selected him with the 12th pick of the 2013 NBA draft. Now he’s a pivotal player in their ongoing Western Conference finals series against the Golden State Warriors. Ben Stanley drove seven hours for five minutes with New Zealand’s rising basketball superstar.

“Raindrop!” Steven Adams yells out, sinking another free throw.

The ball is thrown back to him. The seven-foot Kiwi steadies himself, bounces it a couple of times, brings up his hands, and focuses. The long black hair and droopy moustache are still. He shoots again.

“Closing time!”

He does it all again: “pretty swish!” And then again, but now it bounces off the rim.

“Oh, fuu … uudge monkey.”

Standing beside him at the free-throw line, Enes Kanter – the other half of the ‘Stache Brothers’ pairing – laughs. Nazr Mohammed, a serious 38-year-old NBA veteran, doesn’t.

Oklahoma City Thunder’s Big Men are in the midst of a free throw competition at their training facility in the city’s North Highland suburb. Adams is beating Kanter, easily.

“Money!”

A couple dozen reporters watch on blankly, and check their smartphones. Strangely, one of them is holding up an iPad to record the action. At the other end of the practice court, Russell Westbrook is running drills with a coach.

It’s the morning of Game 4 of the Thunder’s Western Conference semi-final series against the Spurs. They’d win 111-97, and Adams would deliver, up until that point, the best post-season performance of his career (16 points, and 11 rebounds).

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Adams would out-do that in the first game of the following series against the Golden State Warriors (16 points and 12 rebounds – that’s six double-doubles this post-season, if you’re counting), sending Kiwi sports media into overdrive about his every touch of the ball, US media mentions and quirky interview moments.

Adams sets to shoot again, and Kanter leans toward him and blows in his ear. He misses.

“That’s bullshit, bro!”

He gives the smirking Turk a shove. Even Mohammed cracks a smile this time.

Who can’t love Adams? Who can’t love a 22-year-old on top of the NBA world who acts like he’s just having a shoot around with his mates back in Roto-Vegas?

I travelled to Oklahoma City a fortnight ago to write a feature on Adams for the New Zealand Herald. It was an odd weekend, with odd outcomes.

I stood next to Shaquille O’Neal in the food line at the Chesapeake Energy Arena’s media centre, and asked him if the wedges were any good.

I had a Thunder cheerleader – a beautiful brunette named Jenny – flash me a big smile in the concrete tunnels below the arena, and ask me if I was Ben (disclaimer: she was my AirBnB host’s girlfriend and I had met her that afternoon).

I did a video interview with Adams that compelled one ‘Veitchy on Sport’ Facebook commentator to suggest “this reporter should be shot.”

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Getting to OKC is a big job. It took me seven hours driving, from Memphis. Travelling seven hours on the I-40 West across country as flat and boring as the Canterbury Plains with only radio preachers to keep you company does unusual things to a man.

In terms of metropolitan population, Oklahoma City is almost exactly the same size of Auckland. No word on house prices, but to a visitor, I’ve got to say, it’s boring as hell.

Flat as the country around it, Oklahoma City revolves around two things: oil industry cash, and the Oklahoma City Thunder.

The Thunder – the city’s only pro sports team – are the only show in town, and, more than that, its throbbing heart. While Oklahoma itself is a football state, OKC residents identify with the Thunder almost completely. The Thunder’s style is their style. The Thunder’s victories – and defeats – are theirs.

Memphis – a Southern city beset by deeply Southern problems – has the same connection to the Grizz. The ‘Grit and Grind’ style of Mike Conley, Z-Bo and Marc Gasol embodies what it is to be Memphian, in the same way that KD, Westbrook and Adams are part of what it means to be an Oklahoman.

The Thunder aren’t gritty like the Grizz; outside Westbrook – a real gunslinger – they are far cleaner and more polished. But that’s Oklahoma City too. What’s more, they bloody love Adams, arguably more than Kiwis do. For us, Adams is a source of pride and wonderment more than anything. To them, he feeds their collective beast – the fortunes of this team that makes them tick.

Everyone in OKC seems to have an Adams story. My AirBnB host Karl met him in Croatia last year. Karl was partying his way through the Balkans, and bumped into the big Kiwi in Hvar.

Karl admitted that Adams looked uncomfortable at meeting Thunder fans so far from the hype – but yarned with them for a half hour or so.

Later, he said, Adams hit the dance floor and danced for “one hour straight, cutting epic shapes.”

Adams is getting serious attention out of OKC, too. Along with complimentary critiques by the top American NBA writers, GQ did a piece about his moustache last year, while the Wall Street Journal recently did a huge feature on how much he and Kanter love Turkish food, and how they’ve created ‘halal rankings’ for American cities.

PHOENIX, AZ - FEBRUARY 08:  Steven Adams #12 of the Oklahoma City Thunder high-fives Enes Kanter #11 after scoring against the Phoenix Suns during the second half of the NBA game at Talking Stick Resort Arena on February 8, 2016 in Phoenix, Arizona.  The Thunder defeated the Suns 122-106. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
Steven Adams and Enes Kanter: ‘Stache Brothers. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

Everyday basketball fans are talking about him, as well. I went to a party in Memphis the Friday before boosting it to OKC, and asked a couple of the lads there what they thought about him.

The responses were unanimous. All of them thought Adams was “a beast” and wanted him at the Grizz. All thought he could become one of the best centres in the NBA, if he wasn’t already.

None of them knew he was a New Zealander.

This is what I find interesting about Adams: the strange juxtaposition of his Chur-Bro Kiwiness and the fact that he plays – and is, arguably, now a star – in the NBA.

His style – on court and off it – is a complete about-face from everything else you see in the NBA; a league that values spotlight and swagger ahead of nuance and chill.

It’s a place where you will regularly see the top players sit down for big broadcast interviews and – with a straight face and without a hint of irony – talk about “the pursuit of greatness” and “what it means to be great”.

Regardless of how entertaining or athletic they are, that’s not only laughable – it’s arrogant.

Then you’ve got this rugged-as dude from NZ who goes in the complete opposite direction. A bloke who told ESPN his hometown of Rotorua “smells like someone farted in your face all the time, but you get used to it”. A dude that, when asked at a media all-in yesterday about a bandage on his hand, said: “it’s just for looks, mate. Trying to give me some street cred.”

It’s classic, but, for me, it’s hard to reconcile the two personas: ‘Adams the Kiwi’ and ‘Adams the NBA star’.

I’ll admit, I still see the Kiwi in him more than the NBA player. He’s a super chill dude – a true rarity in sport. He knows when to take things seriously, and when to recognise them for the circus they are. His response to the recent ‘little monkeys’ situation is a good example of this.

Adams’ style is no act. It’s genuine. Yeah, he drops in the unusual soundbites to the media but he never takes it into piss-take territory. And once the microphones and cameras are away, the dude just works his butt off. His development, since he joined the Thunder, is undeniable evidence of that.

When asked, in his post-game all-in in the dressing room, about Durant’s incredible fourth-quarter performance in Game 4 against the Spurs, Adams just shrugged. “Didn’t even notice, bro. Honestly” was his response.

At the time, I thought ‘bro, that’s bullshit. Of course you felt something.’ But now, I get it. The response showed me why he’s likely to go a long way in the NBA.

It’s not like he wasn’t impressed or anything – he was just doing his own thing. Letting everything else melt away. Sure, he’s doing what he’s doing in the NBA, but that’s just a coalface, like any other.

Then the whistle blows. You grab a shower. You give the media a couple of lines, and you go home. You don’t buy or read anything else into it. That’s his approach. End of story.

He’s a real dude, Steven Adams. In an age of over media-managed, over-exposed athletes, he’s something we’ve never seen before. He gives us the lightning – just the right amount – but carries the thunder, too. Quite something.

My favourite moment of the weekend came back at the training facility. Adams – known for his below-average free throw ability – had finished his game with his fellow Big Men, and was practicing shots with a coach.

The only Thunder player left on the practice courts, the big Kiwi made an impatient media scrum wait a good 15 minutes before strolling up for the all-in.

OAKLAND, CA - MAY 16:  Steven Adams #12 of the Oklahoma City Thunder attempts a shot against Draymond Green #23 of the Golden State Warriors during game one of the NBA Western Conference Finals at ORACLE Arena on May 16, 2016 in Oakland, California. The Thunder defeated the Warriors 108-102. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
Steven Adams and Draymond Green: mortal basketball enemies. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

Afterwards, I was introduced to him by the team’s media manager to set up the post-game interview (time with any player during the playoffs come with massive limits – I’d only get five minutes with him, in total). I told him that, since we last met, in 2014, he’d got more tats and now had hair like Uncle Bully.

“Bro, don’t even say that,” Adams said, of the Once Were Warriors villain. “They don’t know who Uncle Bully is here, aye. No one does.”

“I still think you look like Tom Selleck,” the media man said.

“I think you look like Uncle Bully,” I said, again.

Adams craned his head, and pointed at the media dude. “Americans are more honest too, bro.”

“Maybe, but Kiwis are more straight-up, aye.”

That got a hearty laugh, and, I thought to myself, “how classic”. KD, Westbrook and the crew don’t know that he looks like Uncle Bully. Hardcase.

Then Adams walked off giving me the tumeke sign with his fingers.

“Chur, bro. Laters!”

Tumeke, bro.