This absolutely cursed image.
This absolutely cursed image.

Pop CultureJune 3, 2019

Dancing with the Stars, week eight: Three’s definitely a crowd

This absolutely cursed image.
This absolutely cursed image.

It’s week eight of Dancing with the Stars, and (some of) our favourite celebs from past seasons return! Sam Brooks power-ranks the contestants.

Credit where credit is due: This is a much better gambit than pairing people up with each other for devastatingly unbalanced triple dances. Who doesn’t want to see human lightbulb Barbara Kendall back onscreen? Who doesn’t want to see Randell shimmy around with Shane Cameron, a thought that had literally never occurred to me before tonight? Who can say!

Enough said, we’re on the road to the finale right now and I can’t wait, let’s get into the rankings:

Chris Harris, Vanessa Cole, Glen Osborne.

ELIMINATED: Glen Osborne and Vanessa Cole (with Chris Harris) – Salsa

How exciting for former Black Hat Chris Harris to be back in the dancing saddle during the Cricket World Cup! Although, honestly, Harris was one of my favourite dancers of last season, and my personal favourite in the latter stages of the competition to win, so I was quite delighted to see him come back.

Unfortunately, ALT’s ‘Tequila’ is potentially the worst piece of nineties rap excluding one Vanilla Ice, and no amount of Black Hattery or Vanessa being amazing can fix that. This looks like two uncles dancing at the wedding with their ex, and like they’re competing over her? The vibe is weird, and I don’t like it! I don’t like being reminded of weddings!

Even more unfortunately, the winner was not rugby (union) on the day. Goodbye, Glen.

Judge’s score: 24.

Nadia Lim and Barbara Kendall!

5. Nadia Lim and Aaron Gilmore (with Barbara Kendall) – Paso doble

Right from the get-go, there was a pairing where the current celebrity contestant was shown up by a returning celebrity contestant! The paso requires both Barbara Kendall and Nadia Lim to bring a ferocity to the floor, and Kendall seemed better matched to the dance than Lim. Kendall brought a strength and stateliness to the ferocity that Lim can’t quite match – she’s still quite stiff and awkward.

We’re at the stage of the competition where she needs to grow exponentially to get up with the best contenders, and there’s not enough time left to do that, honestly.

As Aretha Franklin would say, “Great gowns. Beautiful gowns.”

Judge’s score: 23.

Manu Vatuvei, Loryn Reynolds, Miriama Smith.

4. Manu Vatuvei and Loryn Reynolds (with Miriama Smith) – Jive

Real talk: Whoever is doing the covers on this show is acing it, this cover of ‘Dear Future Husband’, which is truly one of the more vile songs of Meghan Trainor’s (the personification of white mediocrity, lest we forget) oeuvre.

This was fun! Miriama was a bit stiff for most of it, but once they got to the stunty part – Loryn on Manu’s shoulders, Miriama upside down hanging from him – everything was pretty much forgotten. If there’s one thing that can be said for this season of DWTS, for better or worse, is that the choreography this year is a lot more stunty and has been consistently throughout the season. It hasn’t helped much with the judges, but if you’re someone who votes for this show, I can imagine that seeing a dancer hold one partner upside down and one on their shoulders, would overwhelm even a middling dance.

Which is to say, despite his bottom two placing, Manu is probably staying around until the final.

Judge’s score: 26.

Shane Cameron, Brittany Coleman, Clinton Randell.

3. Clinton Randell and Brittany Coleman (with Shane Cameron) – Argentine Tango

I say this with full ignorance and no irony: I have never heard of Shane Cameron. I understand he puts things on his hands and hits other men, then people spend a tremendous amounts of money betting on how good he hits somebody else or how good he gets hit. None of this helps me here.

This, however, is the flipside of Barbara Kendall issue. Shane Cameron just shows up all of what Randell can do – he’s flexible, he’s fun, he’s fun to watch. Shane Cameron looks like he hasn’t danced, maybe ever!

Also, at one moment, Cameron has to throw Brittany over his shoulders and throws her so high that it looks like Randell has to reach to catch her. Well done for catching her, Randell. This is a lady-sweeping show, not a lady-throwing show.

Judge’s score: 27

William Wairua, Amelia McGregor and an ACT Party politician.

2. William Wairua and Amelia McGregor (with David Seymour) – Quickstep

I have given more oxygen to David Seymour than I ever intended to, and I will not give him any more here.

I like William Wairua and Amelia McGregor a lot, and send them my sincere congratulations on two tens.

Judge’s score: 29.

Shae Mountain, Laura Daniel, and Ben Barrington.

1. Laura Daniel and Shae Mountain (with Ben Barrington) – Quickstep

‘Valerie’ is the ‘Alone’ of dancing competitions – it’s a ticket to an easy win. Just like the sheer act of singing ‘Alone’ makes audiences go wild and send many text messages from their phones, the effervescence of ‘Valerie’ does the same. This is Mark Ronson at the height of his abilities, and there’s something about the DNA of it that makes me bubble up and want to dance, despite writing this from underneath a million blankets.

I have no comment on Ben Barrington! He’s been shot a lot on Shortland Street and both actor and character have survived! Well done.

There’s so little to say about Laura, you guys. She’s getting the best scores, two tens in just as many weeks. Her song choices are great. She’s got the range. She’s got everything you need to be a winner, and I hope that she makes it to the final. Laura is one of the best dancers the show has ever seen, and there would be a genuinely satisfying narrative arc (as though the voters care about such a thing) to see a huge fan of the show also actually win the show.

Judge’s score: 28.

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Meow is one of the many vibrant, diverse venues that make up Wellington’s music scene.
Meow is one of the many vibrant, diverse venues that make up Wellington’s music scene.

Pop CultureJune 3, 2019

At the sharp end of Wellington’s live music scene

Meow is one of the many vibrant, diverse venues that make up Wellington’s music scene.
Meow is one of the many vibrant, diverse venues that make up Wellington’s music scene.

Wellington’s music scene is diverse, vibrant, and full of community spirit – but it doesn’t come easy. Ben Lynch looks into the reality of being a music venue owner in the capital.

Whether you subscribe to Wellington’s widely used moniker of ‘coolest little capital’ or not, there’s no denying that the city has a depth of culture that belies its size. With more bars and cafes per capita than New York, and an impressive rate of a new restaurant opening nearly every week in 2017, there’s a creative and entrepreneurial community in the city that’s worth being proud of.

And, as with any hub that claims the title of ‘cultural capital’, the live music scene sits at the heart of it all. From international acts like Jay Rock and Deafhaven to local jazz and trap nights, the eclectic nature of the city is reflected in the huge variety of music and especially the venues that play host to it.

Rahine O’Rielly and Damian Jones, who co-own both Meow and the grassroots venue Caroline, explain how, because of Wellington’s size, there’s a need to be more than just a specialist genre venue. They point to the plethora of acts that have made up Meow’s recent listings, which aside from Jay Rock include the American indie act Snail Mail and esteemed rock trio A Place To Bury Strangers.

It’s concrete proof that, in Damian’s words, “we do everything”.

Calum Carmichael, owner of craft beer haven Rogue & Vagabond, shares this view. “The Rogue is a small venue, and we programme a wide variety of acts – funk, soul, blues, hip-hop, electronic, and of course jazz. We’ve been big supporters of the scene for six years now, and we don’t target a specific audience. Anyone that’s into music is welcome.”

Rogue & Vagabond, one of Wellington’s many venues

While there might be a concern that trying to do too much can dilute the appeal of certain venues, it seems that Wellington’s owners have comfortably nailed that side of it.

Even venues that are typically seen as more genre specific embrace this ethos and host a range of different nights – while a venue like Valhalla is seen as a ‘metal’ venue, it recently hosted a trap night. The two genres couldn’t be more different. Ben Mulchin, Valhalla’s owner, explains how: “Most [genre fans] have the same community spirit and passion as the metal community, so any show is welcome. As long as everyone is having a good time, I don’t care.”

This welcoming, broad-minded approach reflects much of the city’s output. The binding ‘community spirit’ that Mulchin references is also important in maintaining the diversity and artistic restlessness that’s widespread in the capital. As O’Rielly puts it: “I think there’s a wonderful community in Wellington, and that we are a smaller city but punch above our weight. We know the other venue owners, we know the people, we all work together and we all work towards the same thing.”

The city’s size is one of its main selling points as a cultural capital. Whether you’re wandering around one of the waterfront museums, eating on Courtenay Place, or sticking your head in a record store on Cuba Street, nothing in Wellington is too far, and most of it’s within spitting distance.

More importantly, perhaps, the city’s size also helps create the impression that everything is very much a part of your world. Seeing an act at San Fran a mere 20-minute walk away is far more manageable than driving to some unknown part of town that’s far removed from your day-to-day. That immediacy is important for a community to thrive, and is something Wellington has in abundance.

Caroline is a grassroots music venue in Wellington

Despite the tight-knit vibe of the city, running a venue isn’t always the easiest of gigs. As people are spending less money at bars and costs continue to rise, obstacles are consistently popping up for venue owners. “It would be great to get more council support and acknowledgment as we feel we add a lot of colour and boost the economy, especially when international bands play,” says Mulchin.

O’Rielly also highlights the encouraged free gig economy as being particularly detrimental.

“I think that a lot of the free events and how they run undermine the value of music for the musicians but also the people that are creating the scene. I know it’s a balancing act and it’s great to have music happening. But there are other events where they’re bringing in artists from out of town where they just seem to undermine the local music community. [The council is] doing a lot of publicity on the back of the ‘coolest little capital’ and ‘the most creative capital’, and a lot of that’s done by the people on the ground.”

Another key issue is one that’s impacting local music venues worldwide – sound control. UK cities such as London and Oxford have had widely-covered issues with venues struggling to deal with sound control, the problem lying in the balancing act that needs to take place between protecting venues’ livelihoods and not keeping people up all night.

San Fran, one of Wellington’s most popular venues

The lack of capital most venue owners have doesn’t equip them to incur such costs, and is something that, as O’Rielly puts it, “needs a resolution”. If not, the impact on Wellington’s venue owners could prove to be fatal.

But the overriding motivation for these venue owners isn’t financial. Rather, the rewards come from the blood, sweat and tears that each of them have put into the scene they so clearly love.

It’s in the close sense of community, it’s in the familial vibes, and it’s the depth of local talent and eye-catching international acts coming through. Talking to these owners, it’s obvious that despite the complications, running a venue in Wellington is a gratifying, and hugely important, vocation.

“It’s a fantastic job, and this is such a nice community in Wellington”, O’Rielly says. “I love that my children are growing up surrounded by these really creative and brave people who work really hard, and that’s why we do it.”