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Pop CultureMay 11, 2018

The Handmaid’s Tale recap: We’ve been sent good weather… or have we?

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Alex Casey dissects episode four of The Handmaid’s Tale, including tense baby showers and a walk down memory lane. Contains spoilers, obviously.

June, in the sacred words of Fur Patrol, am I surprised to see you here with Lydia? No. No I’m not. After last week’s literal plane crash disaster, I knew it was only a matter of time before we returned to the Gilead to check in with our Matron Saint of Cattle Prodding. June is counting the number of roses on the duvet – or “comforter” as they ironically insist on calling it in dystopia – chained to the bed with even less to entertain herself than a pig in captivity. At least piggies get a ball to play with.

Straight off the bat, something feels different in the Gilead this time. June’s eyebrow stays quietly cocked, her chin defiantly pointing outwards, her mouth occasionally blurting out casual aggressions hidden under niceties about the weather. Getting a taste of the outside has changed her forever and, so long as Aunt Lydia is going to try and force feed her the fake guise of Handmaid ‘freedom’, she’s going to continue to spew it right back up. For now.

The only appropriate response to green juice

This episode we are back to Keeping Up With the Waterfords – which would be the worst reality show ever made – and are offered a new side to Serena Joy. She seems constantly torn between hating and resenting June with every inch of her being, and wanting to protect and nourish her as she grows “her” unborn child. With pregnant June on the run for 92 days, a baby shower is definitely in order. Shoved to the side as the posh women fuss and open luxury toys, June reminds us all that she holds the true gift. “I felt the baby kick for the first time last night,” she snarls quietly from the outskirts.

It’s the relationship between June and Serena Joy – also June and every woman in the world of this show – that’s becoming more and more fascinating as the show exhales and expands. In a disarmingly tender scene, Serena Joy creeps in to June’s room and spoons her, gently resting her hand on her pregnant belly. It looks like a scene out of The Gilmore Girls or some crap, not to mention the fact that we also got to see Selena with her hair down AND smoking a cigarette. Three dimensional? She’ll show you three dimensional.

Through flashbacks to the pre-Gilead world, we see another important interaction between two women in a very different hellish situation. When June met her baby daddy Luke, he was with another woman. When they began sleeping each other, he was still with another woman. That woman is finally given a name and a face in this episode when she confronts June after a yoga class and begs her to stay away from her partner.

For all the excruciating scenes that The Handmaid’s Tale dishes out, this one was equally as torturous. It’s a testament to the show that they can make melodramatic affair confrontations land with as much of a wallop as someone cutting their own ear off, that’s for damn sure. “Did you ever think of me?” asks Annie of June. Very heartbreaking and very horrible.

Guilt: the musical

I’m yet to mention the real “Other Woman” of this episode. There are no two women more at war with each other than June and Offred, both trapped in one body and equally keen to subvert and obey. As Aunt Lydia moves into the Waterford residence to make smoothies and take June for walks, it’s obvious that she is working towards something. She’s simply not that nice. That something turns out to be the hanging dead body of the driver who helped June escape, a reminder that everything she touches can be punished, even if she can’t be.

“It’s my fault, it’s my fault, it’s my fault,” June is forced to chant to herself as she stares at the corpse, welcoming Offred closer with every utterance. Wrapping her bonnet around her head to obscure her face, we see June slowly slip away as she potters down to market. Directly down the barrel of the camera, Offred looks blankly at us, robotically muttering the same thing over and over again. “We’ve been sent good weather. We’ve been sent good weather. We’ve been sent good weather.”

Uh oh. Here’s hoping the forecast changes soon.

ELISABETH MOSS FACE OF THE WEEK

A five star snarl.

SHOT OF THE WEEK

Move over Wes Anderson.

TUNE OF THE WEEK

Not one for Friday drinks but maybe good for the Saturday hangover?


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Get ready for some huge news.
Get ready for some huge news.

Pop CultureMay 10, 2018

Coronation Street is about to quantum leap into the present day

Get ready for some huge news.
Get ready for some huge news.

There’s some huge Coronation Street news: New Zealand is in for a hardcore catch up. A shaken Tara Ward explains what’s happening.

Hold the phone, stop the runaway tram, throw your wobbly trifle at the wall. Mark this day down in television history, for it’s the day that TVNZ made an announcement that will make Coronation Street fans cry happy tears of pure Newton and Ridley lager.

Yesterday, we faced an 18-month gap between Coro episodes screening in the UK and New Zealand, possibly because ITV sends us the episodes on one of Jack Duckworth’s pigeons. Three nights every week, we stared into a dark Coronation Street abyss where everything was old news, fake news, where the storylines were as outdated as Norris’s attitude to mobile phones.

But today, the sun came out. From June, TVNZ will screen Coro episodes one week after the UK. One week!  It’s news as surprising as Dev and Deidre’s Christmas Day hook up, but way less nauseating.

No longer will fans be forced to trawl through the darkest corners of the internet for our latest Coro fix, or hide from spoilers like we’re a dead body buried under Gail Platt’s double bed. Praise be to the gods of Weatherfield, because that cruel lag in episodes is about to disappear quicker than Deirdre did after she visited Bev and died in the garden.

Spectacular, spectacular, no words in the vernacular can express the joy running through my cold, Carla Connor-esque veins. We’ve waited long enough, so let’s leap into Mary’s campervan like it’s some sort of oversized Mancurian DeLorean and launch ourselves into the future.

Gird your loins, Coro’s about to get real.

To cover all the important storylines that take place during the 18-month gap, TVNZ 1 will screen a special two-hour special on Sunday June 10. This will be one ginormous, glorious spoiler, so look away now if you don’t want to know the result.

From Monday June 11, we’ll get the latest episodes of Coronation Street 2018. Is that choirs of angels I hear? These episodes will be hotter than the hottest of Betty’s hotpots. Gail’s turtleneck jerseys will be 100% current season, Roy’s rolls will be soft and fresh, and Tracey’s insults will burn straight to our thermal core.

But it gets better. For the week beginning June 11, Coronation Street 2018 is on every night. Every. Single. Night. For one whole week, we can bask in the glow of up to date television. Enjoy it while it lasts, because Coro 2018 will return to its regular Wednesday – Friday timeslot the following week.

If you fancy yourself as some sort of Deirdre Barlow ghost (and who doesn’t AMIRITE) who haunts both the past and the future, then you can go John Stape-level crazy and watch ALL of Coro on TVNZ OnDemand. Choose a year, choose a storyline, choose a Phelan-related nightmare. The currently airing 2016/17 episodes (helpfully named Coronation Street Catch-up) will still screen every weekday afternoon.

Got it? We’re about to enter the Coronation Street twilight zone, where the cobbled lines between the past, present and future are blurred beyond our wildest dreams. We’ll probably end up more confused than Sally trying to decide which husband she wants to marry, but when has too much Coro ever been a bad thing?

Never, I tell you. NEVER.


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