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BooksNovember 12, 2021

The Friday Poem: I can’t stand the rain, by Vanessa Mei Crofskey

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A new poem from poet and artist Vanessa Mei Crofskey.

I can’t stand the rain

Standing on a steep street in Ōtepoti I hear late-night laughter wafting from inside a flat party, like occasional puffs of smoke. It’s that time of night where your crew get over the clinking beer bottles and the annoying oversharing white girls tryna link arms and you think to each other psychically let’s cut our losses and order an Uber outta here. Now that we’ve gapped it tho we have to hunch inwards as a group to preserve our precious warmth cuz it feels like zero degrees outside. It’s Dunedin, it probably is. We wait hurriedly for our cab and text the driver eta?, freezing our asses off but too stubborn to go back in.

I forgot ‘til I moved back to Pōneke how cold my home city is. All the girls grit their teeth and bare their cleavage bravely. They walk in tight circles, shielding their hair from the rain. Sometimes we cross paths when my night-out is at its ending, and theirs is just beginning. The arctic wind whips around the street, hollering and howling like a fucking baby. Crews of girls shapeshift from nightclub to nightclub, wearing short skirts and skimpy tops held up by strings underneath their big fuck-off fur coats. Crowds of policemen eye them each wearily, with nothing better to do than growl and provoke.

The season drips around me. It’s cold, damn cold to the bone, so cold I sober up immediately.

I squat on the sidewalk in my red silk party dress with my hemline all wet, which got dragged along the concrete. I’m shivering under this leather jacket, imagining my red lipstick could be warm as warehouse faux mink. I just have to cope until I’m in my dressing robes. My fingers have gone numb on my phone when the right license plate finally pulls up on the opposite side of the road. My flatmates and I pile into the backseat, clutching our bags and belongings. We fall into silence with our hands between our knees, shivering and staring out the window. The city turns into blips of light. Curls of hair fall onto the seat belt. I hear light snoring. At the speed bump my friend jerks awake.

My high school principal used to repeatedly say that young women these days have no resilience. I dare anyone to see throngs of full made-up faces proudly repping themselves on a Friday with no intention to cave and go home early. I have to salute anyone who’s got goals and determination. Missy Elliot was right though. Me, I just can’t stand the rain.

 

The Friday Poem is edited by Chris Tse. Submissions are welcome and will be open until 31 December 2021. Please send up to three poems to chris@christse.co.nz.

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BooksNovember 12, 2021

The Unity Books bestseller chart for the week ending November 12

An image split in two: orange sunset sky, black wet sand. Six silhouettes of people, all in pairs, face the water and the setting sun.
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The only published and available best-selling indie book chart in New Zealand is the top 10 sales list recorded every week at Unity Books’ stores in High St, Auckland, and Willis St, Wellington.

AUCKLAND

1  Aroha: Māori Wisdom for a Contented Life Lived in Harmony with our Planet by Hinemoa Elder (Penguin Random House, $30)

The perfect Christmas stocking filler or Secret Santa gift. Spread the Aroha! 

2  Afterlives by Abdulrazak Gurnah (Bloomsbury, $33)

Gurnah won this year’s Nobel Prize for Literature, so his most recent novel Afterlives certainly deserves a place here, too. The novel follows two young men in East Africa whose lives are upended by German colonial rule at the start of the 20th century. The Guardian calls Afterlives a “compelling novel, one that gathers close all those who were meant to be forgotten, and refuses their erasure.”

3  Cloud Cuckoo Land by Anthony Doerr (Fourth Estate, $35)

An absolute rave review from Catherine Woulfe: “Like Doerr’s 2014 Pulitzer-winner All the Light We Cannot See, Cloud Cuckoo Land is a huge novel. Six hundred and twenty-two glorious pages, nearly 800g, five days of reading so good it picked me up and whooshed me away. It is one long story, the epic life story of a book, but the bits we zoom in on take place in 1400s Constantinople, Idaho in 2020, and some time in the perilous future. I loved every part of it, fervently … Doerr breathes hope, and I hate the word ‘uplifting’ but really there’s no other word for it – the reading of this book lifted me up, left me more hopeful, more peaceful. It’s been weeks now and that feeling has lingered. It is exactly the book I needed.”

4  EM-PA-THY: The Human Side of Leadership by Harold Hillman (Bateman, $30)

Want your boss to be nicer to you? Maybe a subtle Christmas gift could do the trick …

5  The Promise by Damon Galgut (Chatto & Windus, $37)

Winner of this year’s Booker! The novel follows a white South African family and is broken into four sections, each a decade apart and based around a funeral. The judges called The Promise “a strong, unambiguous commentary on the history of South Africa and of humanity itself that can best be summed up in the question: does true justice exist in this world?” 

6  A Cook’s Book by Nigel Slater (4th Estate, $60)

It’s cookbook season, and Nigel Slater is one of the greats, mixing memoir with 200-plus recipes. You don’t just get a recipe for jam tarts – you also get Slater’s exquisitely-written memory of helping his mum make a tart for the first time, standing on a chair to reach the bench top. Sweet on two levels. 

7  Crossroads by Jonathan Franzen (4th Estate, $35)

What follows is a report on a real conversation.

A man: “If aliens arrived on Earth, I’d give them a Franzen novel. That would be the best way to explain humans to them.”

His wife, with raised eyebrow: “White American humans from the Midwest, maybe.” 

Quips aside, Crossroads is supposed to be excellent.

8  Ottolenghi Test Kitchen: Shelf Love by Yotam Ottolenghi and Noor Murad (Ebury Press, $55)

Ottolenghi’s new book gives you a sneak-peek at his test kitchen. The Happy Foodie says, “OTK: Shelf Love is a recipe book that will teach you to fall in love with cooking intuitively from your cupboards and pantry, fridge and freezer. By cleverly using your kitchen finds, you’ll put a flavoursome, Ottolenghi-level dinner on the table any day of the week.” 

Recipes include (All The Herb) Dumplings with Caramelised Onions, Spiced Semolina with Fried Corn, Peanuts and Coriander, and Upside-Down Lemon, Maple and Vanilla Pudding with Lemon-Maple Butter. Drooling yet? 

9  Beautiful World, Where Are You by Sally Rooney (Faber, $33)

Rooney Rooney Rooney – her star may be fading this week in Auckland, but she’s still reigning queen in Wellington. 

10  The Women of Troy by Pat Barker (Hamish Hamilton, $37)

Novel about the aftermath of the Trojan War, told through the eyes of women. The New Yorker gives a nuanced, not altogether positive review: “How to make something new out of the classics? The tension between novelty and the weight of tradition is one that many writers since Homer have felt … Like so many others, Barker wants to impose her modern concerns onto this very ancient material. But she’s not nearly comfortable enough in her Greek mode to fashion a work of real authority.” That must sting. 

WELLINGTON

1  Beautiful World, Where Are You by Sally Rooney (Faber, $33)

2  All Tito’s Children by Tim Grgec (Victoria University Press, $25)

A debut poetry collection, tagged with this wonderful recommendation from James Brown: “If you like Charles Simic’s poetry, Lloyd Jones’s Biografi or the film The Lives of Others, read this book. Tim Grgec renders the shifting surfaces of Tito’s Yugoslavia in a masterclass of exquisite writing. ‘The morning spread heavily, the hills forgetting which way to cast their shadows across the plains.’ His sentences feel effortless and perfect. ‘I ate frost to hide my breath.’ This is his family’s and Yugoslavia’s story, throughout which Tito’s voice pervades, toys with, chills. ‘You’re exactly the person I wanted to see.’ This is exactly the book you wanted to read.”

A thousand years ago in early 2017 we published one of Tim Grgec’s earlier poems, as well as an essay about the hopes and dashed dreams of being an aspiring poet. 

3  The Promise by Damon Galgut (Chatto & Windus, $37)

4  Cloud Cuckoo Land by Anthony Doerr (Fourth Estate, $35)

5  Silverview by John le Carré (Viking, $35)

Le Carré’s final novel, published after his death. An excerpt, which you can read more of in the Guardian: “With raindrops spitting up at her from the pavement, Lily kept going as far as Mount Street, where she hailed a cab and ordered the driver to take her to Liverpool Street station. Maybe she’d really meant to visit the school. She no longer knew. Maybe she’d announced as much last night, although she doubted it, because by then she’d decided she was never again going to explain herself to anyone. Or maybe the idea hadn’t come to her till Proctor squeezed it out of her. The only thing she knew was: she wasn’t going to visit any bloody school for Proctor’s sake. To hell with that, and dying mothers and their secrets, and all of it.”

6  Oh William! by Elizabeth Strout (Viking, $35)

The return of Lucy Barton! The third Barton novel finds Lucy as a successful New York writer and recent widow, reuniting with her first husband (you guessed it – his name is William). A nuanced portrayal of a decades-long relationship. 

7  She’s a Killer by Kirsten McDougall (Victoria University Press, $30)

Luckily, it’s children you’re not meant to play favourites with, not books – because for us, She’s a Killer is winning the popularity contest. You can read a diabolically good excerpt here, in which the protagonist unexpectedly comes into cash and goes food shopping, fancy-dystopia style. 

8  Aroha: Māori Wisdom for a Contented Life Lived in Harmony with our Planet by Hinemoa Elder (Penguin Random House, $30)

9  Imagining Decolonisation by Rebecca Kiddle, Bianca Elkington, Moana Jackson, Ocean Ripeka Mercier, Mike Ross, Jennie Smeaton and Amanda Thomas (Bridget Williams Books, $15)

The most familiar face on the list.

10  Tikanga: An Introduction to Te Ao Māori by Keri Opai (Upstart Press, $40)

From the publisher’s blurb: Tikanga “enables readers to peer into the wharenui (meeting house) with respectful curiosity and learn to appreciate some of the fascinating intricacies of the people, language and culture of indigenous Aotearoa.”