It’s Phantom Billstickers National Poetry Day! All week this week we’ve presented new verse on the delicate subject of fucking; today, we present a poem of much greater significance and importance, by Michael Hall of Dunedin.
Constructive Criticism
Awww come on ref
The guy’s clearly offside
Aww come on ref
That’s not a penalty
Aww come on,
For fuck’s sake, ref
That was forward
It was right in front of you
Ref, you couldn’t even officate
A blade of grass
Ref, my 6 year old can ref
Better than you
Why don’t you run off
And marry your whistle, ref
You’re a joke, ref
You’re embarrassing yourself
Ref, you can stick that whistle
Up your big fat hairy arse
Michael Hall, 2018
The Spinoff Review of Books is proudly brought to you by Unity Books.