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Lizzo, Chung Ha, Robinson, Tiny Ruins, Jenny Lewis – just a few of the songs of the month come from these ladies.
Lizzo, Chung Ha, Robinson, Tiny Ruins, Jenny Lewis – just a few of the songs of the month come from these ladies.

Pop CultureJanuary 31, 2019

The Spinoff Music’s Songs of the Month: January

Lizzo, Chung Ha, Robinson, Tiny Ruins, Jenny Lewis – just a few of the songs of the month come from these ladies.
Lizzo, Chung Ha, Robinson, Tiny Ruins, Jenny Lewis – just a few of the songs of the month come from these ladies.

A popstar reclaims her hype, an indie-darling goes pop, and a trio of locals make good on their early promise. These are the songs of the month – five international, five local – as picked by The Spinoff’s culture editor Sam Brooks.

International

‘Don’t Feel Like Crying’ by Sigrid

For a while it seemed like the heat was cooling a little on Sigrid, the 23 year old wunderkind whose febrile pop seemed like a natural heir to Robyn’s mid-aughts sad pop throne. After a few unimpeachable singles (‘Plot Twist’, ‘Strangers’) and some memorable live performances, an album never materialised and the singles got more… impeachable, I suppose.

‘Don’t Feel Like Crying’ shifts Sigrid from neutral into fifth right from the uplifting strings that open this two-and-a-half minute ode to keeping a stiff upper lip. While Robyn sang along to club beats about dancing on her own, Sigrid sings along to a plinky piano about staying out on the town because if she ‘goes home, she’s gonna get upset’. It’s the kind of pop song that deserves a seven minute Fred Falke remix, and in a just world that’s what we would get.

‘Juice’ by Lizzo

Speaking of ‘where the hell is the album’, Lizzo!

Lizzo’s ascent has been more gradual than Sigrid’s. ‘Good as Hell’ came out in 2016 but didn’t seem to truly sink into public consciousness until last year, even though Lizzo has been reliably creating these love songs – whether it’s loving yourself or loving whoever the hell you want to love – for a good half-decade now.

With ‘Juice’, Lizzo moves from a zone of self-love into a zone of ‘you should love me, why don’t you love me, you dick.’ It’s not the most exciting track that Lizzo has ever made, and alongside the likes of last year’s ‘Boys’ or even ‘Fitness’, it feels like an album track, but Lizzo has enough charisma to push even a B-side into essential status.

‘Red Bull and Hennessy’ by Jenny Lewis

Jenny Lewis is back, you guys! The Voyager was one of my favourite albums of 2014 – the perfect blend of pop sensibilities and surf rock vibes, it was an album that made as much sense at a barbecue as after a breakup. ‘Red Bull and Hennessy’, a title so graphic it makes me sympathise with her hangover already, plants Lewis in the role of that waif who gets a bit too drunk, solely so she can make a bad decision with someone whose interactions can only be described as ‘bad decisions’.

‘Red Bull and Hennessy’ hews a little closer to country that Lewis’ earlier stuff, likely courtesy of its producer, Mandy Moore’s ex-husband Ryan Adams, and the big production suits Lewis well, surrounding her glass-cut vocals with double tracks, big drums (by, I’m shitting you not, the guy who did the narration for Thomas and the Tank Engine, Ringo Starr!) and a wall of guitars. And that solo! My lord.

Expect this one on year-end lists.

‘Seventeen’ by Sharon van Etten

Real talk: Is there an age that has made a better musical subject than ‘seventeen’? Probably, but Janis Ian, Stevie Nicks and now Sharon Van Etten make a great case for this being the perfect age for writing a song about.

I’m all for this trend of late-aughts indie darlings taking a right turn into pop that is in no way commercial, but is one hundred percent Good, Solid, Pop Music™. In this song (and also, the entirety of Remind Me Tomorrow, the year’s first essential album), John Congleton applies his distortion magic to Van Etten’s straw-thin voice and builds, builds, builds to a climax that recalls Fever Ray or even mid-nineties My Bloody Valentine. Hell, ‘Seventeen’ even has a fade-in, which should never work in a song.

Despite, maybe because of all these disparate factors, the song is an earworm, resting around the concept of Van Etten singing to her seventeen-year-old self palling around the city street: “But you’re just seventeen/So much like me.”

‘Gotta Go’ by Chung Ha

If you’re not familiar with Chung Ha, then you’re probably not familiar with modern K-pop, and vice-versa. Chung Ha used to be a part of the now defunct girl group I.O.I, but most importantly she released last year’s K-Pop smash hit ‘Roller Coaster’.

A good rule of thumb to follow when it comes to K-pop is that if you’re listening to a song that doesn’t have at least five hooks and isn’t secretly three songs blended into one, then it’s probably not worth listening to. ‘Gotta Go’ steps up to this expectation, and exceeds it.

The tinny synth flutes, the trap beat backing, the vocal samples all build and build until the final act of the song, essentially the third song, which explodes and threatens to break free like one of PCD’s best songs during their prime, or even a less stringent Little Mix song. It’s all anchored by Chung Ha’s surprisingly warm, confident vocal. Even her detours into English, which are often the cringe-kiss of death for a K-Pop song, come more as punctuation than as distractions.

In short: If you’re not paying attention to Chung Ha in 2019, then you’re not paying attention to K-pop. And if you’re not paying attention to K-pop, you’re not paying attention to where music is going.

Local

‘Karma’ by Robinson

‘Karma’ begins with Robinson fitting into the now quintessential indie-pop croak, but the song takes off with the drop and the killer couplet: “Karma’s a bitch/and she’s coming for you!” That’s the kind of line where the dance circle turns inwards, points at each other, and yells in unison.

What makes it special is the hungry pine during the middle eight, where the beat drops out and Robinson simply repeats: “I was whole, I was whole, I was whole.” Love-hungry pop is one of my favourite kinds of pop, and this fits nicely (and cleverly) into that niche.

‘Falling Apart’ by Broods

Yes Broods! Give me that moody sixth cigarette of the night realness! Give me that Robyn b-side distortion! Give me that 90s Cardigans vibes! These are all the things that ‘Falling Apart’ touches upon, while still incorporating the gliding coolness that has always been essential to Broods’ general vibe.

I’m into it, can’t wait for Don’t Feed The Pop Monster.

‘Holograms’ by Tiny Ruins

And now for something completely different: ‘Holograms’ is more of a good thing from Tiny Ruins, with a little sprinkling of poppy stardust on top of it. On the surface this seems like a song that demands that you put flowers in your hair and don your flowiest robe, but it’s lyrics like “I saw the grim reaper and gave him the slip/saved by the Darth Vader novelty helmet” that clue you into the wry wit lying not that far beneath.

It’s a chill vibe, but not a sleepy one, is what I’m saying.

‘Greensmoke’ by imugi (이무기)

The song’s atmosphere is hazy beats and smoky vibes, but the vocals and lyrics are biting and sharp, culminating in the song’s apparent thesis: “I got no empathy for pain.” Which is nothing if not a big, sympathetic mood during this January heatwave.

Also: “Smoke turning green, crush out this roaches, don’t wanna sound mean, but I am too faded.” Not sure what it means, but I love it.

‘Depression’ by Dead Little Penny

The obligatory press release describes Hayley Smith’s voice as being similar to Courtney Love, which is a better comparison than I could make, so why not reprint it here? Smith’s voice doesn’t just cut through the heavy guitars of ‘Depression’, it melds with them to create a fuller, more oppressive wall of sound.

It’s shoegaze, sure, whatever that might mean in the year 2019 when genres serve less as boundaries and more as helpful tags, but there are clear hooks here that make it a nice, snug fit on pretty much any playlist you might want to make to sound cool this summer.

You can listen to The Spinoff Music’s Songs of the Month for January at the playlist right here:

 

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An alliance for the ages.
An alliance for the ages.

Pop CultureJanuary 31, 2019

A definitive ranking of the best church bangers

An alliance for the ages.
An alliance for the ages.

God may have created all of his children in his image, but the same cannot be said for his hymns. Some church songs are good, some are bad, and some are absolute bangers. Madeleine Chapman ranks the best of them.

Some say that in order to experience complete and utter silence, a hearing person must travel to outer space. But there’s another way. Travel to a Catholic church on a Sunday when an amateur is on projector duty, wait until the kid forgets to change the lyric slide for the third verse of ‘Here I Am, Lord’, and relax into the heavy, heavy silence.

In 2017 there were 66,000 Catholic school students in New Zealand, holding steady at 8.3% of the population. This means one thing and one thing only: 66,000 students in 2017 mumbled through some melodic version of the Lord’s Prayer.

Most church hymns in New Zealand are boring in that they were made to be sung as a sort of chant, and by mostly white people. There are some great gospel songs out there, as well as beautiful Samoan/Tongan/Māori hymns. But if you attended a religious school in New Zealand, you definitely didn’t sing those songs. Instead, you sang something like this:

Psalm 46: God is our hope and strength

This is old-white-people church singing in a nutshell. No discernible melody, written exclusively for out-of-tune dads to mumble loudly in an attempt to encourage participation from their reluctant children. Keep in mind that this version is literally the best ‘Psalm 46’ has ever sounded.

Thankfully, not every church song has as many words crammed in each line as ‘Psalm 46’. But there were a lot of bad and boring ones, or, as my sister eloquently put it, some that were “like seven slides long”.

As a weekly church-goer all my schooling days, as well as Catholic primary school and Anglican secondary school, I mumbled my way through a lot of songs. Here are in my humble opinion, and also objectively, the best ones. They’re not restricted to any one denomination, mainly because most bangers cross church lines and are sung by all of God’s children. So put on your Sunday best, stand up straight, and join me in singing praise to the greatest church bangers of all time.

10) Here I Am, Lord

As primary school children, this arrangement was incredibly hard to sing but you better believe – as Mary once believed the Angel Gabriel – that we tried our darnedest. It’s a pleasant tune that, sans lyrics, wouldn’t be out of place in a twee rom-com set on farm. Or maybe it’s terrible and I have Stockholm Syndrome after singing it every Sunday for 15 years.

9) Guide Me O Thou Great Redeemer

‘Guide Me O Thou Great Redeemer’, the oldest song in the world. No song makes more use of the gigantic cathedral organ than this one, except maybe Hans Zimmer’s Interstellar score when he got an organist to fall asleep at the keys (I love that score but it’s a lot). Amazing that at the wedding of Prince William – the future head of the Church of England – everyone still needed to read the lyrics of the most famous Anglican hymn off a booklet. Embarrassing.

8) This Little Light of Mine

Made (even more) famous on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, ‘This Little Light of Mine’ was sung at every school, religious or not. If your school had more than five brown students, you sang the chorus repeatedly, adding harmonies and echoes. If your school had fewer than five brown students, you sang the extended version, including the verse that is “Hide it under a bushel? No!” repeated. There’s something about yelling in a song that really gets white people going.

7) Mō maria

All hymns sound better when sung in a language – any language – besides English and that’s a fact. I’ve been including professional versions of each song in an effort to make them sound better to new listeners. But that’s not how they sound when regular kids sing them. This version of ‘Mō Maria’ is exactly how it’s supposed to sound and I love it. Be gone, harmonies, you are not needed here.

6) How Great Thou Art

I mostly included this one because of the very impressive but also hilarious performance above. This hymn sounds incredible when sung by actual singers (Elvis has a great version, as does Carrie Underwood) but is pretty excruciating when sung poorly at a school assembly. Put it this way, no 13 year old is going to do the “oooh”s and “aaah”s that this choir did. Bonus religious crossover: the beginning of this performance sounds exactly like King Herod’s funny voice in Jesus Christ Superstar (1973).

5) Lord of the Dance

In the grammy-nominated single ‘Shake It Out’, Florence and The Machine sings “it’s hard to dance with a devil on your back”. A line that stands out in an absolute banger. But she stole that line from English songwriter Sydney Carter who, in 1963, penned it in ‘Lord of the Dance’, an even bigger banger.

Sung in every Catholic primary school around the world, ‘Lord of the Dance’ serves Jesus’s life story in meme-able stanzas.

I danced on the Friday when the sky turned black
It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back
They buried my body, they thought I’d gone
But I am a dance and I still go on

Tfw office drinks get out of hand but you still want to go to town after.

4) It is well (with my soul)

‘It Is Well (With My Soul)’ is less a banger and more a beautiful lullaby. The Samoan version (‘E lelei le ali’i’) is even more so but there aren’t as many YouTube clips of it. What elevates ‘It Is Well’ is its simplicity. If you’ve never heard the song before, by the second chorus you’ll be able to comfortably sing along. And being able to comfortably sing along is crucial in a church banger.

As a bonus, the lyrics are very soothing and a good meditation on being still when life is hectic. I’ll choose to ignore the person who commented “it is only well with your soul IF Christ has expunged your sins. Repent and believe the gospel Mark 1:15” underneath this lyric video featuring many sunsets.

3) My Jesus, My Saviour

Anyone who doesn’t speak English and listened to this song would assume it was a chart-topping song playing daily on The Breeze and More FM. It’s got everything: a chorus that sounds like Selena’s ‘Dreaming of You’ with a bit of Westlife thrown in, and the four most popular chords in music. Yes, those three things constitute ‘everything’.

I’m positive there are 25 pop songs mashed together to create ‘My Jesus, My Saviour’. One day I’ll spend a lot of time finding all those songs and editing them together. Perhaps that day will be the second coming of Christ.

2) Ka waiata

No song has been sung more in retirement homes than ‘Ka Waiata’. A staple among church choirs and kapa haka groups alike, ‘Ka Waiata’ is a childhood classic and a lot of religious kids’ introduction to te reo. All good things from this banger.

1) Shine, Jesus, Shine

This is the one. The greatest church song of all time excluding almost every gospel song and probably every song sung in every other religion. ‘Shine, Jesus, Shine’ is it. When the demographic of Christianity is the person that goes to a sports game and, when ‘Sweet Caroline’ inevitably plays, quietly sings the verses then absolutely screams the DUN DUN DUN, the best church songs are ones that are entirely the DUN DUN DUN part of ‘Sweet Caroline’. That’s ‘Shine, Jesus, Shine’.

It has the vibe of a TV show’s theme song (like Full House or something) and is as easy to get stuck in your head. It also lends itself to being yelled instead of sung, exactly how schoolkids and white people love to engage with music.

If hearing this song doesn’t make you want to dance in a park and near a fence then I’m sorry to say but Jesus did not shine on you.

Did I snub a church banger? Let me know at madeleine@thespinoff.co.nz. It’s important we get this right.