This afternoon, whilst catching up on last night’s Dancing With the Stars episode, I realised that I hadn’t yet voted for my favourite dancer and all-time person Pam Corkery. I still haven’t got my head around the logistics of the voting system, but I was embodied with nothing more than a pure desire to keep her in the competition.

Thinking nothing of it, I picked up my phone and did the deed, and began a terrifying conversation with the robot at the heart of the MediaWorks empire:

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