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Pet WeekApril 1, 2022

Why are our planes filled with bees?

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Every year millions of New Zealand bees are boarding cargo planes and jetting off on their big OE. Mirjam Guesgen finds out why.

All week we are examining and celebrating our relationship with critters big and small in Aotearoa. Click here for more Pet Week content.

The skies have been taken over by bees. Not in swarms threatening the final few weeks of barbecue season. Not milling around pools waiting to sting your bare behind. These bees are on planes (insert Samuel L. Jackson reference).

I am sure you have many questions, so let’s start with “wait, what?”

Every year, bee breeders here in Aotearoa export literally millions of live bees. We’re talking bees, queen bees, bumblebees and bee larvae. Most of them buzz off to Canada, but bees can be sent to the UK, China or the US too.

Carolyn Guy, manager of animal health and exports for the Ministry for Primary Industries (MPI), oversee the process and explains the insects’ in-flight experience. They’re packaged up into neat little wooden boxes with mesh sides, with each box containing an inflight meal of a (honey free) sugar supplement. 

Just how many flyers are we talking about here? Time for a quick back-of-the-napkin calculation. According to MPI’s website, one box, weighing around one kilogram, can hold around 10,000 bees. In 2021, New Zealand exported 12,661 kilos of bees which works out at 126.6 million little-stingers, plus another 4,000 bumblebees and queen bees on top of that. 

That’s not even the most bees we’ve sent flying in recent years. In 2019, Aotearoa exported more than 20,000 kilograms or some 200 million bees. 

An example of a bee that has not boarded a plane. Photo: Getty Images

But so far this year, only 28 kilograms of bees have made the journey. MPI said they can’t comment on how many they’re expecting to make the flights. “It depends on exporters’ commercial arrangements with Canadian importers,” says Guy.

When it comes to the bees’ travel arrangements, they don’t all fly at the same time. Last year the shipments were split into 24 lots. Most of the bees fly in “bee season” – roughly between February and May. The timing is both to coincide with the beginning of Spring in Canada and to make sure we can keep our bee supplies topped up, explains Guy.

“At other times of the year, the bees go into hibernation. Bee populations increase when there is extra food during spring through to the end of autumn,” she says. So bee numbers are at a high just before we send a bunch of them off – “we don’t want to decrease our bee population,” she says – and the bees arrive ready to spread some sweet sweet pollen around Canada’s crops. That is, once they get over their jet lag (yup bees get something similar to jet lag).

And that partly explains this slightly un-bee-lievable phenomenon. Canada’s able to get much higher bee numbers earlier in their Spring by buying them from the other side of the world than they could get through “natural” bee breeding at the end of their winter. Essentially it’s taking advantage of the fact that we have opposite seasons to one another. 

Getting more bees and getting them earlier means Canada’s plants get pollinated sooner and they end up with more crops overall.

Bees at work. Photo: Wikipedia

But there is a downside to the bees’ international travel. Having live bees on a flight means there’s a stand-down period for all pets travelling to Canada for three months. 

Sarah Thomas, director of Pet Transport, a company that coordinates sending pets around New Zealand and overseas, says she has about 20 clients with at least one pet each trying to get home to Canada right now. 

“It’s a tricky position to be in – we support biodiversity here, and the importance of bees for our environment is paramount. But unfortunately, the impacts on families and their pets are very trying. We just want owners and their pets to be able to travel safely, comfortably and based around their own timeline,” she says. 

Thomas adds that the pet transportation industry was hit really hard by Covid-19. When the borders first shut, more than 200 pets who were booked to fly in a single week were left grounded. Since then, they’ve been able to move a lot of those pets, but it’s still tricky because of flight shortages.

And just as international flights resumed and the country started to return to normalcy at the beginning of this year, bee season started. 

“We found ourselves saying ‘oh the bloody bees!’ and then quickly adding in afterwards, ‘but thank you bees for keeping our planet alive,’” says Thomas.

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Pet WeekApril 1, 2022

Best in show: Ranking the best pets from New Zealand TV ads

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Which of our many famous TV pets will come out on top? Tara Ward looks back at Aotearoa’s rich history of animal advertising. 

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Whether they’re dazzling us with a dancing dog or charming us with some other cute critter, advertisers know the way to a consumer’s heart is through an animal. It doesn’t matter if they have nothing to do with the product they’re selling – show me a cute pig on a rural road and I will buy that new phone. A heartwarming story about a homeless dog? Why yes, I will change my power provider, and thank you for encouraging me to bawl my eyes out while I do so.

New Zealand TV ads are filled with clever creatures doing astonishing things, so we’ve found ten of the best and ranked them according to a complex scientific theory that only cats and goldfish understand.

10) Quit For Life’s sad passive smoking dog

Sorry (Image: YouTube)

A total downer to kick things off, but what can I say? The Dulux sheepdog is a multinational fraud, Mary Lambie’s cat from Good Morning never featured on an ad and Rico the Air New Zealand mascot is a misogynistic hairball of shame. My paws were tied, let’s move on.

9) Toby the One-der Dog

A nation’s hero (Image: YouTube)

This popular 1991 TV One campaign featured a glittering array of celebrities and a lost dog named Toby. The six-episode series ran for five months, as the lovable mutt traveled the length of Aotearoa in search of Jude Dobson and/or his true home. The final ad saw Toby reunite with his owner on Christmas Day, and screened straight after the Queen’s message. What a wonderful world, indeed.

8) The Tux Dog

Fit as a fiddle, sharp as a knife (Image: YouTube)

Farmers will tell you their working dogs are not pets, but more like colleagues. No judgement here lads and ladettes, we’re too busy clapping in time to this classic banger of a soundtrack.

7) Piggy Sue 

Babe (Image: YouTube)

This 2015 Vodafone ad warms the heart like the smell of a hot bacon butty. Man discovers cute animal, is won over by its piggish charms, and they live happily ever after in provincial New Zealand. The same thing happened to me when I met my husband. Delicious, on every level.

6) The Trustpower Dog 

The greatest love story ever told (Image: YouTube)

A surprisingly low ranking for such a high impact ad, but our tear ducts have already been taunted enough this decade and my love for slobber only goes so far. Trustpower has long relied on the emotional power of a cute dog, but this sentimental masterpiece takes it to another level, and that’s even before you find out the dog died earlier this year. All we’ll say is that if you don’t openly sob watching this love story about two soulmates finding each other, then you, good sir, are the animal.

5) Ghetti

Run for your lives (Image: YouTube)

Some readers will argue that a puppet isn’t a pet, but let’s leave them to cry their misguided tears into life’s lonely little rulebook. Ghetti was the shining star of the tinned food world in the early 90s, leading a Wattie’s campaign to get us eating more spaghetti with added processed meats. He should be the stuff of nightmares, but many of us climbed aboard the Ghetti train by collecting the labels and scamming our parents to buy the Ghetti soft toy. Great news: it’s not too late to adopt your own pet gremlin.

4) Rolly

Hey now Rolly, Rolly hang on (Image: YouTube)

In 2020 we stockpiled toilet paper, but in the 90s we had such a carefree attitude to the stuff that we let a dog run amok with it through a hedge maze. Purex was onto a winner with a cute canine and a jingle that just won’t quit, and the beloved shar-pei became both an anarchistic beast of the bathroom and a superhero wrapped in two-ply. Rolly made toilet paper fun again, especially when it was soft and strong, and once we started embossing it? Absolute scenes.

3) Wilson 

Imagine if he’d only won a bonus ticket (Image: YouTube)

This 2011 Lotto ad starred lucky dog Wilson, who took his power back from humans and played us like the fickle fools we are. From the moment Wilson leapt into the ocean to rescue a winning ticket, he led us on a desperate journey into the unknown and showed inspirational loyalty and persistence. He also proved gambling only pays if you have paws. In short, Wilson lived his best life. A dog never forgets, and $24 million lasts a long, long time.

2) Bugger 

Bugger (Image: YouTube)

Controversy, thy name is bugger. This Toyota Hilux ad from 1999 made headlines for repeatedly uttering the word “bugger” (humans: six times, dogs: once), attracting over 120 complaints to the Advertising Standards Authority. The ad was taken off air until the authority ruled it wasn’t likely to cause widespread offence, clearing the path to giddy television fame for sweary pets everywhere. The biggest bugger of all? Hercules the dog died in 2004.

1) Spot 

Our first, our last, our everything (Image: YouTube)

The one and true legend of TV animals, Spot ruled our small screens from 1991 to 1998. He starred in over 40 Telecom ads, showcasing the company’s latest fax or call diversion feature and teaching us about a wild new invention called the internet.

But the wonders of technology were nothing compared to Spot himself, who fearlessly conducted orchestras and changed car tyres, swam oceans and scaled tall buildings. The perky jack russell terrier may have been Australian, but when he died in 2000 we grieved him like he was our own. In a fitting twist, the powers of the internet mean Spot will never leave us, and thank goodness for that. Thirty years later, and we’ve never needed a tiny dog with a big bag of tricks more.

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