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Pet WeekApril 1, 2022

Best in show: Ranking the best pets from New Zealand TV ads

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Which of our many famous TV pets will come out on top? Tara Ward looks back at Aotearoa’s rich history of animal advertising. 

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Whether they’re dazzling us with a dancing dog or charming us with some other cute critter, advertisers know the way to a consumer’s heart is through an animal. It doesn’t matter if they have nothing to do with the product they’re selling – show me a cute pig on a rural road and I will buy that new phone. A heartwarming story about a homeless dog? Why yes, I will change my power provider, and thank you for encouraging me to bawl my eyes out while I do so.

New Zealand TV ads are filled with clever creatures doing astonishing things, so we’ve found ten of the best and ranked them according to a complex scientific theory that only cats and goldfish understand.

10) Quit For Life’s sad passive smoking dog

Sorry (Image: YouTube)

A total downer to kick things off, but what can I say? The Dulux sheepdog is a multinational fraud, Mary Lambie’s cat from Good Morning never featured on an ad and Rico the Air New Zealand mascot is a misogynistic hairball of shame. My paws were tied, let’s move on.

9) Toby the One-der Dog

A nation’s hero (Image: YouTube)

This popular 1991 TV One campaign featured a glittering array of celebrities and a lost dog named Toby. The six-episode series ran for five months, as the lovable mutt traveled the length of Aotearoa in search of Jude Dobson and/or his true home. The final ad saw Toby reunite with his owner on Christmas Day, and screened straight after the Queen’s message. What a wonderful world, indeed.

8) The Tux Dog

Fit as a fiddle, sharp as a knife (Image: YouTube)

Farmers will tell you their working dogs are not pets, but more like colleagues. No judgement here lads and ladettes, we’re too busy clapping in time to this classic banger of a soundtrack.

7) Piggy Sue 

Babe (Image: YouTube)

This 2015 Vodafone ad warms the heart like the smell of a hot bacon butty. Man discovers cute animal, is won over by its piggish charms, and they live happily ever after in provincial New Zealand. The same thing happened to me when I met my husband. Delicious, on every level.

6) The Trustpower Dog 

The greatest love story ever told (Image: YouTube)

A surprisingly low ranking for such a high impact ad, but our tear ducts have already been taunted enough this decade and my love for slobber only goes so far. Trustpower has long relied on the emotional power of a cute dog, but this sentimental masterpiece takes it to another level, and that’s even before you find out the dog died earlier this year. All we’ll say is that if you don’t openly sob watching this love story about two soulmates finding each other, then you, good sir, are the animal.

5) Ghetti

Run for your lives (Image: YouTube)

Some readers will argue that a puppet isn’t a pet, but let’s leave them to cry their misguided tears into life’s lonely little rulebook. Ghetti was the shining star of the tinned food world in the early 90s, leading a Wattie’s campaign to get us eating more spaghetti with added processed meats. He should be the stuff of nightmares, but many of us climbed aboard the Ghetti train by collecting the labels and scamming our parents to buy the Ghetti soft toy. Great news: it’s not too late to adopt your own pet gremlin.

4) Rolly

Hey now Rolly, Rolly hang on (Image: YouTube)

In 2020 we stockpiled toilet paper, but in the 90s we had such a carefree attitude to the stuff that we let a dog run amok with it through a hedge maze. Purex was onto a winner with a cute canine and a jingle that just won’t quit, and the beloved shar-pei became both an anarchistic beast of the bathroom and a superhero wrapped in two-ply. Rolly made toilet paper fun again, especially when it was soft and strong, and once we started embossing it? Absolute scenes.

3) Wilson 

Imagine if he’d only won a bonus ticket (Image: YouTube)

This 2011 Lotto ad starred lucky dog Wilson, who took his power back from humans and played us like the fickle fools we are. From the moment Wilson leapt into the ocean to rescue a winning ticket, he led us on a desperate journey into the unknown and showed inspirational loyalty and persistence. He also proved gambling only pays if you have paws. In short, Wilson lived his best life. A dog never forgets, and $24 million lasts a long, long time.

2) Bugger 

Bugger (Image: YouTube)

Controversy, thy name is bugger. This Toyota Hilux ad from 1999 made headlines for repeatedly uttering the word “bugger” (humans: six times, dogs: once), attracting over 120 complaints to the Advertising Standards Authority. The ad was taken off air until the authority ruled it wasn’t likely to cause widespread offence, clearing the path to giddy television fame for sweary pets everywhere. The biggest bugger of all? Hercules the dog died in 2004.

1) Spot 

Our first, our last, our everything (Image: YouTube)

The one and true legend of TV animals, Spot ruled our small screens from 1991 to 1998. He starred in over 40 Telecom ads, showcasing the company’s latest fax or call diversion feature and teaching us about a wild new invention called the internet.

But the wonders of technology were nothing compared to Spot himself, who fearlessly conducted orchestras and changed car tyres, swam oceans and scaled tall buildings. The perky jack russell terrier may have been Australian, but when he died in 2000 we grieved him like he was our own. In a fitting twist, the powers of the internet mean Spot will never leave us, and thank goodness for that. Thirty years later, and we’ve never needed a tiny dog with a big bag of tricks more.

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Pet WeekMarch 31, 2022

Is TV for pets any good? The reviews are in

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Screen time isn’t just for humans any more – but do our pets want a bar of it? We showed some of YouTube’s finest cinema to the most discerning critics of all.

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Here at The Spinoff, we love nothing more than blobbing out in front of the television screen after a long hard day in front of the computer screen. We love screens so much, we already did a whole week about them. But it turns out it isn’t just us humans who are partial to a bit of screen time. For the last few years, sites like DogTV and streaming giants such as Amazon Prime and Spotify have all offered up content for pets to get square eyes and ears to.

But do our pets actually want to watch television? And if so, which genre or series do they prefer? We sat our cats and dogs in front of some screens to bring you the following (extremely mixed) bag of reviews.

Link the cat watched CAT GAMES – CATCHING FISH 1 HOUR VERSION

Link rests a single toe on the iPad (Photo: Alex Casey)

This underwater thriller is an old favourite in our household, one which was emphatically enjoyed by Link’s older sister Zelda (RIP). Link, on the other, was not so easily hooked on the virtual fish-catching iPad game, instead choosing to lie in front of it completely still, his eyes darting back and forth like he was at a tennis match. I found the video quite relaxing to have on in the background, but I will say the splish-sploshing of water made me need to go to the toilet. 

Morbius? More like Lessbius (Photo: Alex Casey)

Around the eight minute mark, Link made a lazy lunge towards the iPad, a single toe bean resting on the side of the screen. If he was about to start his digital fishing journey, all hope was lost by a deafening loud ad for upcoming Jared Leto vehicle Morbius. The tranquility completely disappeared as Leto grew fangs and hair. Link immediately looked away at something, anything else, in our apartment and refused to look back – The Leto Effect. Two stars. / Alex Casey

Stanley the dog watched… not really anything

My mother is obsessed with screens. All day long she stares at a medium-sized one, stealing occasional glances at the small one she always has in her hand or pocket, then usually switches to a big one at nighttime. It’s annoying, as it distracts her from more important things like cuddling me, feeding me and generally showering me with constant attention.

The only good thing about her screen obsession is usually she leaves me out of it. Apart from that one time she made me watch that TV show (it was actually pretty good, I’ll admit), I can usually go about my business snoozing and chewing things I shouldn’t while she’s distracted. But one afternoon, she lured me up to her desk with cheese (gouda, I think it was – very nice), sat me in front of the medium screen and seemed intent on making me look at it.

Where’s the gouda? (Photo: Alice Neville)

There was music playing, a genre I believe they call ambient, and a picture of a park or a path or something. Honestly, it was the most boring thing I’ve ever seen, so I wriggled away and resumed my usual position by the window to watch the cars go by – now that’s entertainment. 

Stan prefers a car (Photo: Alice Neville)

Then, would you believe it, she dragged me back over to the godforsaken screen to watch some birds chirping. I tried to escape but she held me tight and then up on the screen came a pair of French bulldogs who were whining and squeaking. I did cock my head at that, I admit – those squeaky snub-nosed bastards give me the creeps – but then wriggled away again. Anyway, she gave up after that, but it was weird. / Stanley (via Alice) Neville

Che Linton the cat watched Video for Cats to Watch : Squirrels and Birds Extravaganza

To me, the title “Squirrels and Birds Extravaganza” sounds delicious. I’ve grown up screen-free so, in all honesty, I’m a complete fledgling when it comes to the world of filmic criticism. The film, which I’d describe as a cat-on-the-ground documentary, started out with some enthralling POV shots of a flitting bird and busy squirrel. I darted towards the Beatrix Potter-esque creatures rummaging across the silver-screen, alas to no avail. I guess that’s what they mean by the magic of cinema.

Behold the magic of cinema (Photo: Charlotte Muru-Lanning)

Despite best efforts by producer Paul Dinning, the experience was frustrating. Naturally, I was curious about cinema, but I’m no chump – squirrels do not live in Aotearoa. After two minutes of humouring my mother, I began staring at the wall, hoping and praying she’d get the message: I was done. She shuffled the screen desperately into my line of vision. I returned to the biscuits I’d ignored all day. They tasted awful, but anything to put an end to this. She positioned the screen next to me once more. What does she want from me?

There are no squirrels here (Photo: Charlotte Muru-Lanning)

I indulged her one last time by leaping out at the screen, which was met with predictable cackles. I gave her my best stink-eye before slinking off into the night. / Charlotte Muru-Lanning

Link the cat watched Cat TV ~ Mice in the Jerry Mouse Hole

If Catching Fish left Link opining privately on his blog that, and I quote, “Vigil would provide more underwater thrills with less Leto interruptions”, then Mice in the Jerry House Hole would receive an instant certified fresh rating on his Rotten Tomatoes. Immediately, he was enraptured by the scene of a real mouse darting back and forth from his home. Link even rose from a lazy side slouch to a weird mermaid-like pose, poised to catch the titular mouse in the Jerry Mouse Hole. 

Link adopts mermaid pose. Photo: Alex Casey

Things got even more interesting when I took the iPad away, as Link continued to bat at the rug and look under it, searching for his beloved mouse and Jerry house. After five minutes it dawned on him – the mouse was not, in fact, in our actual house at all.

One man’s desperate search. Photo: Alex Casey

He looked at me with huge eyes, watering with betrayal, and uttered a phrase familiar to cat owners on Twitter around the globe. “Jail for mother,” he meowed. “Jail for mother for one thousand years.” / AC

Pickle the dog watched… me, mostly

When I opted to bring a lapdog into my home, I should’ve guessed his favourite place in the world might be my lap. Either on it, or in very close proximity to it, and at the very least in view of it. Wherever I am, there you will find Pickle. If I’m in bed, so is Pickle. If I’m bringing in the wheelie bin, Pickle simply must help. If I’m on the loo, Pickle is there to take notes. Despite having three young children, I have never known neediness like that displayed by this loved-up little Shih Tzu and Bichon cross. 

I have become resigned to the fact that my dog Pickle is now like my anxiety, forever there; be it all up in my business or lurking quietly in the background. Obviously I adore him and am extremely grateful to have someone who loves me unconditionally (might I remind you, he joins me in the restroom), but sometimes a gal needs a wee break from all that adoration.

I wasted no time in propping up the iPad on my bed and plopping Pickle in front of it. We started with the top search result – Relax Your Dog TV – 8 hours of relaxing TV for dogs at the babbling brook. My head was swimming at the thought of dogs being entertained for a full eight hours by this audiovisual sorcery. I mean, I would’ve been happy with eight minutes, but what I got was zero seconds.

Nada. (Photo: Jane Yee)

We tried a few more videos; I won’t bother linking them because they were equally unsuccessful in luring Pickle’s attention away from me. It turns out beautiful abstract designs, languidly morphing from one pattern to the next and set to a delightful ambient soundtrack are no competition for me, sporting bed hair and hot cross bun crumbs around my mouth. Slow motion dogs frolicking around a farm set to soothing music were treated with the same indifference.

Indifference. Photo: Jane Yee

My final attempt in diverting Pickle’s attention involved a digital tennis ball; the direct result of Alex gushing in a group chat that Link lunged towards the screen the moment she started playing it. It turns out Link is not Pickle and Pickle is not Link. For the duration of this screening, Pickle shook things up by gazing at my reflection in the mirror instead of gazing at me directly.

Anyone for some tennis? Photo: Jane Yee

Even now as I write this, laptop perched on my lap where my lapdog would rather be, it will surprise you not-at-all to know absolutely nothing has changed since dog videos came into our lives. And you know what? That’s actually OK by me, because honestly, just look at him (looking at me).

Behold (Photo: Jane Yee)