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The Love Shack (Image: Tara Ward, who is shorter than other media)
The Love Shack (Image: Tara Ward, who is shorter than other media)

PoliticsSeptember 13, 2023

What happened when Chris Hipkins visited The Love Shack

The Love Shack (Image: Tara Ward, who is shorter than other media)
The Love Shack (Image: Tara Ward, who is shorter than other media)

Today Chris Hipkins visited a student flat in Dunedin and brought two boxes of donuts with him. Tara Ward was there too.

It’s not every day the prime minister visits a love shack, but today was no ordinary day in Dunedin. This morning, Chris Hipkins was on the campaign trail in the southern city, and amid his busy day of announcements, made a quick visit to a student flat on Cumberland Street named “The Love Shack”. Not only did the prime minister call in to the chateau of amour for a quick chat with a group of students, but he brought with him a very special guest: two boxes of donuts.

Before his arrival, everything outside the Love Shack seemed normal. Trucks rumbled past on state highway one and a nearby cherry tree was in full blossom, possibly for Hipkins’ visit, but mostly because it is spring. But when the prime minister arrived, flanked by Labour MPs Rachel Brooking and Ingrid Leary, he bounded up to the door with the energy of a man who is no stranger to a love shack. Five of the flat’s six residents – Kaitlyn, Jasmine, Santira, Laura and Thomas – greeted Hipkins next to the glass recycling bin and some old cardboard boxes, and welcomed him warmly into their home. Where was the sixth resident? We’ll never know.

It’s a little old place where we can get together

Once inside, it was clear the Love Shack wasn’t a dingy Dunedin student flat of yore, but a world of better living. The carpet was plush and went all the way from one wall to another. A heat pump graced the lounge wall and two french doors opened onto a backyard with real grass. There were no holes in the walls, no sad Speights can art installations on the mantelpiece. The Love Shack had heat, comfort and natural light. It was absolute scenes. 

Hipkins knew it, too. The Love Shack is a Healthier Homes success story, and Hipkins admitted he was thinking of Dunedin’s notoriously poor student accommodation when Labour introduced the legislation. The flatmates assured him their landlord was “very sweet” (a human donut, perhaps), and because two of the flatmates were conveniently dentistry students, Hipkins bought up Labour’s proposed free dentistry policy for under 30s. 

Hurry up and bring your jukebox money

Hipkins sat in the corner of the flat couch as he discussed Labour’s new policy, as the large group of media loomed over him approximately one metre away. Awkward? Not at all. One of the dentistry students asked how Hipkins planned to staff the new policy when health services are already understaffed, and he conveniently had a response ready: that more money would be allocated to fund an additional 335 places at medical school. But before things could get too political, a man in a suit reminded Hipkins why he was here: to give the students some donuts. 

It’s fine, dentists love donuts

The unexpected news of donuts made the students cheer with joy. “Slay!” one of them cried, a term which I would like to move, second and unanimously vote for as Labour’s new election slogan. The students seemed unaware that you should always be wary of a man who promises you free dental care but also gives you sweet treats, and were simply relieved they didn’t have to eat chicken on rice for tea again. 

The delicious bounty was duly presented, with flavours including pink with sprinkles, chocolate glazed and something the prime minister decided was “cinnamony”. “The TV networks like to get footage of me eating things,” Hipkins announced as he began to eat a thing, while Leary dutifully reminded everyone to brush their teeth afterwards. The students revealed they cleaned the house for a couple of hours after dinner the other night, and said the vibe of Dunedin student life was “great”. “How long has your light been out?” one journalist asked, pointing to a ceiling socket with no bulb. “All year,” the students replied. 

Better than chicken and rice

Hipkins chewed his cinnamony donut slowly, but after 15 minutes, it was time for him to move on. The whole shack shimmied, and after one last photo under the Love Shack sign, Hipkins disappeared into the wilds of state highway one. Flatmate Kaitlyn described the prime minister’s visit as “wicked”. “He made himself at home,” she laughed, adding it’s not every day the prime minister comes to visit. “I’m going to send my Mum a message soon and say ‘hey look, Chippy was at my flat.’ She’ll be dumbfounded.” Slay, indeed. 

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PoliticsSeptember 13, 2023

Shop the fit: Kieran McAnulty

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Next in our campaign style series, Kieran McAnulty shows us how to pull off the Kiwi Classic look, even without a big red ute.

Last Saturday, as the All Blacks were running and scrummaging their way around the finest Parisian soil in the opening game of the Rugby World Cup, Kieran McAnulty was at the Upper Hutt Cosmopolitan Club in his finest Kiwi Classic fit . The Labour MP for Wairarapa, who is on the campaign trail for a second term, had ten bucks on Ardie Savea to score a try – a bet which he unfortunately lost. McAnulty sat alongside Chris Hipkins and Grant Robertson to watch the big game, but was framed outside of photos taken for Labour’s social media channels. Still, his fit was spotted by the finest journalists, who alerted me to its existence.

2011 official All Blacks jersey

2011 official all black jersey

I’ve had it for quite a while,” says McAnulty. The day after the All Blacks announced they would be adding a sponsor (AIG) to the jerseys, he went out and bought this one.I liked the idea of having one without sponsorship on it,” he says. It was a good move, as sponsors come and go but true fans and Adidas partnerships are forever. The jersey is 11 years old, and there’s one in the New Zealand Fashion Museum collection, and one on TradeMe (size M) with a $70 starting price. This particular jersey caused outcry when it was found that Adidas was selling it for almost double the price in New Zealand ($220) compared to the US and the UK. Its synthetic ClimaCool fabric has held up well, and so has McAnulty’s weight watching, “Nice to know I haven’t expanded much”. This World Cup, the home jersey has shiny black fern illustrations, and the world cup logo with the date – unlike McAnulty’s it will forever show its age.

Crew neck thermal

black Crew neck thermal

“I’m pretty sure I got the black polyprop from Postie Plus in Masterton,” says McAnulty. We’re pretty sure this is right because there aren’t that many other shops in Masterton, so the chance of confusion is low. At the moment, Postie is only stocking striped thermals of the adult crew neck variety, but Kmart has a great black alternative made from polyester and elastane for only $16. If your bougie preference is a natural fibre, fair enough – I too get smelly in synthetics. For us sweatsters, there’s the Icebreaker Merino 200, which for $119.99 gives you such features as odour-resistance, no-itch-comfort, and body temperature regulation – gorgeous. You can also linger around the pyjama section of the op-shop touching all the tops until one feels not like the other ones, decide its merino, and ignore the holes in it. 

Chino shorts

If you think every guy you’ve ever seen in public was wearing these shorts you just might be right. Kingly organic chino shorts are a Barkers bestseller. They cost $99.99, and come in four boring colours – McAnulty opted for “Taupe,” which seems like a fancy word for tan. He doesn’t have much to say about them, so let me advise you that they’re 98% organic cotton, and they have a teeny tiny coin pocket on the right hand side (kind of mean to lefties). Customers are overwhelmingly stoked with these, giving them a 4.9 star average rating on the website, with comments such as “Easy to dress up a bit with a shirt if going out,” “Beautiful!” and “Ok”. If you’re not fussed about the coin-pocket, or it personally offends you, AS Colour sells almost identical shorts 40% cheaper, and they have five boring colour options.

Your mate’s jandals

“The jandals were left at my place after having a few mates stay the night before,” says McAnulty. “No one came forward, so finders keepers.” Communally owned jandals could be the ideal legacy of Labour’s egalitarian aspirations, but this also gives me the ick. Being close to your friends, having sleepovers, and not thinking they have cooties is good, but is wedging the same piece of sweaty plastic between your toes too close? I know we don’t want anything fancy, because we’re probably going to forget them at our mate’s house, but may I suggest a perfectly plain pair of black jandals for $12.99 from Number One Shoes. 

Flip leather case wallet

McAnulty didn’t include this wallet-cum-phone-case in his answers, but there it is, on the table next to his hand – today, we will make inferences. This is probably from a little shop at the mall, you know the ones that sell matching sets of different sized wheely suitcases even though I’m pretty sure everyone travels with one suitcase and an overstuffed backpack. The phone case wallet though, is extremely practical (all-in-one, hard to lose) and on brand in that bright shade of red. I’d expect to pay close-to-but-under $50 for something like this. Accessories are important little nods and one’s alliances, which is to say, think carefully about the colour of your purse.

Bonus: Zoi in a jacket

McAnulty’s three-year-old greyhound, Zoi, is no stranger to parliament and sometimes steals the thunder with her zoomies, though most of the time she is chilling. It’s thought (by McAnulty) that she has reduced stress levels and improved the wellbeing of staff who love to pat her and take her on walks.

Zoi was adopted by the minister of racing from Greyhounds as Pets, who rehome retired racing dogs. Their adoption fee is currently $450, which helps to covers costs like vaccination, de-sexing, and registration. Adoption will also require you to have lots of love for your new family member. She’s named after New Zealand Olympic snowboarder, Zoi Sadowski-Synnott. Even though her red check jacket matches her bed, she prefers the off-limits couch, and has also been known to wear reindeer ears.

Verdict: Well he looks great, just like the average Kiwi guy. You could put your own twist on the look by wearing things that are in your wardrobe already, like any other era of All Blacks jersey, any thermal, any boring colour chino-style shorts and your (or your friend’s) jandals, so this look could potentially be free to you.

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