Photo: Steven Depolo
Photo: Steven Depolo

SocietyDecember 3, 2018

Bottle rockets: why are we all so angry about groundwater?

Photo: Steven Depolo
Photo: Steven Depolo

Commercial water bottling continues to spark controversy. But is it really such a big deal, or a proxy for something else, asks environmental scientist Tim Muller

Many Cantabrians are up in arms about water bottling company Cloud Ocean Water, the latest chapter in a story that’s played out across the country. There’s been a petition, a legal challenge, and even a protest rally. I set out to understand why water bottling upsets so many people, and ended up almost as confused as I started.

Let me start, though, by acknowledging that this is an emotive issue. And fair enough. We wouldn’t last long without water; we should feel strongly about it. Not to mention its cultural, spiritual and economic significance. But feeling strongly about something doesn’t make it bad for the environment, so what are the effects of water bottling?

The direct effects of pumping groundwater include drawdown (reduced water levels in neighbouring wells), stream depletion (where the flow in connected streams can be affected), and land subsidence above the well. Then there’s allocation (how much water is actually down there). I’ve worked on a few projects involving the dark art of hydrogeology, including one small water bottling operation. These effects can all be modelled relatively easily, and any consent application which doesn’t address them would be shown the door. Importantly, the end use of groundwater (bottling, irrigation, etc) makes little or no difference here. Aside from the geology and location, the only things that really matter are pumping rate and volume.

Which brings us to the widely-quoted “more than one billion litres” (about 1.6 billion, actually), which the old wool scour taken over by Cloud Ocean Water had consent to take annually. That’s a massive amount of water, right? Well, yes and no. Any water take sounds massive in litres per year. It’s a bit like stating your age in days – not untrue or dishonest, but also not a bad way to confuse or mislead someone. In this case, there’s a perfectly good cubic metre just three decimal places to the left, and that’s the standard unit for describing the massive volumes involved in groundwater management.

So then, to put it in context, 1.6 million m3 is around 0.06% of Canterbury’s estimated 2.52 billion m3 of confined groundwater. I’ve only counted confined aquifers as they’re geologically separated from the surface, and therefore generally cleaner and preferred for drinking water. There’s almost 200 times more groundwater in the other (unconfined) aquifers: 430 billion m3, or almost half a cubic kilometre if you prefer.

But how does the Cloud Ocean water take compare to others? Their annual water allocation would irrigate around 250 ha of pasture, according to Irricalc. That makes it larger than most Canterbury water takes, but not up there with the biggest players. Canterbury’s largest groundwater take consents have daily limits four or more times that of Cloud Ocean Water.

Back to the effects: Christchurch City Council (CCC) has submitted on Cloud Ocean’s current consent application. I’m not involved in any way, but I’ve read most of the publicly available information. It’s hard to summarise succinctly – these cases tend to devolve into obscure technical debates about numerical modelling inputs and local government procedures, which would usually inspire drowsiness rather than outrage among the public. Basically, CCC is concerned about possible drawdown on one of their four nearby wells (related to Cloud Ocean’s existing consented bore, not the new one), as well as CCC’s ability to drill new bores for future water supply. These are legitimate issues to raise, and Canterbury’s rules already favour public water supply over other groundwater uses, with good reason. The key point that’s been lost in this debate is that Cloud Ocean aren’t asking for more water (just the same amount but with an additional bore). As far as I know, no one was up in arms about that water when it was used by the wool scour.

Which leads us to the other, indirect effects. This is where it really does matter how the groundwater is used, but the effects are more varied, more complex, and hard to assess objectively. Take irrigation for example. Orchards might release pesticide runoff, livestock farms will leach nutrients into water, market gardens often do both. The extent of any problems depends on things like soils, climate, and management. And of course, you can have all of those land-uses – and the associated problems – without irrigation. (I live in Central Otago and it’s easy to forget there are places where you can just get water out of the sky.) Nonetheless, irrigation allows agriculture and horticulture to occur more widely and more intensively than would otherwise be possible (see the explosion of dairying on the Canterbury Plains). If this growth isn’t well managed, the environment (particularly water quality) will suffer.

Aside from primary production, you might use the water for industry, or for public supply, both of which will repay you with some kind of wastewater to deal with. And lastly, for bottled water, the main indirect effect is plastic consumption. That’s a legitimate concern (and it’s why I don’t drink bottled water myself), but it’s clearly not what all the recent fuss is about. If it was, there’d also be protests about soft drink manufacturers, which apart from the addition of a little sugar syrup, are doing exactly what water bottlers are doing.

Environmental effects aren’t the only factor in our water decisions. But suppose they were. There’d be no real reason to prefer one groundwater use over another in terms of the direct effects, and there’d still be no easy answer to which use has the worst indirect effects (and I haven’t even discussed greenhouse gases, which add another level of complexity). Still, if your concern is effects on the local environment (which is basically what the Resource Management Act considers, by the way), water bottling plants are arguably the ideal water users you’d want in your neighbourhood.

I’m no bottled water advocate. Drinking water from a one-use plastic bottle makes no sense in New Zealand. But there’s an element of privilege here too. Kiwis take it for granted that there’s fresh, pathogen-free water waiting whenever we want to pour a glass (or water the lawn, or flush the toilet). Obviously not everyone is so lucky, and not everyone whose city doesn’t provide safe water can afford an in-home treatment device. Wrapping our groundwater in plastic and selling it to Asia won’t fix global water inequality, but nor is it a solution without a problem, as some suggest.

And no one’s disputing we have water quality problems here too. Too few of our rivers are swimmable. Too little of our groundwater is drinkable. Too many of our councils have systematically underinvested in wastewater infrastructure over decades (apparently poo’s not a big vote winner).

I can’t help but wonder if the high emotions around water bottling are a kind of proxy war. Like how a couple with financial stress and a stagnant sex life might pick a fight over the proper way to make sandwiches. Similarly, the bottled water issue seems immediate enough to channel our anger, but distant enough to avoid the discomfort of acknowledging the real issues or changing our own behaviour. Whether or not I’m right about that, the real water issues facing New Zealand will still be there when we’re done arguing about water bottling, and it’s hard to see how this screaming match can bring us any closer to fixing them.

Tim Muller is an environmental scientist with Landpro. All views expressed and any errors are his own.


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SocietyDecember 2, 2018

The rage-inducing experience of visiting a doctor when you’re losing weight

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In part two of Mike Kilpatrick’s journey of losing weight through becoming a pro wrestler, he writes about the rage that a simple visit to the doctor can conjure. Read part 1 here .

Perhaps the only thing more inexplicable than a 44-year-old massively unfit man trying to become a wrestler is the love that most of my fellow Scots and I have for the soft drink Irn Bru. For those of you who haven’t had the pleasure it’s a sickly sweet, bright orange-coloured fizzy drink that, when served from a glass bottle, transforms into the greatest hangover cure known to man.

Whatever you think of Scotland’s other national drink it tends to be a polarising experience. A bit like Vegemite and Marmite but without the disgusting taste of… well, both of those.

It’s not the most obvious thing to compare oneself to. Who wants to engender such opposing positions of love and hate? Certainly no-one thinking straight. Perfect, therefore, for me and pro-wrestlers.

When I was growing up its advertising slogan was ‘Made in Scotland From Girders’, which still brings to mind strength and power, two things pro-wrestlers should undoubtedly have. But more importantly its name and slogan is open to puns – a staple of the wrestling business for as long as I’ve been watching.

I’d been playing with ideas and hadn’t found anything that seemed to fit. It was annoying me. Then in a flash of genius my partner, award-winning artist Sam Mitchell, transformed my wrestling destiny with the utterance of a few words. “You should be Irn Bruce.”

It was perfect and sounded like someone who could do bad things. A warrior. Yeah, Irn Bruce was angry. And so bad that he dined on the raw ground meat of Scotland’s national animal for dinner. Which is… the unicorn. No, I’m not joking. But I realised I could probably make even that work for me. Or should I say Irn Bruce.

I can see it in my mind now. Impact Pro Wrestling (more on them next time) announcer Steve McCleary is standing in the ring, resplendent in his shiny shoes, suit trousers and waistcoat, one arm behind his back as per normal, microphone poised.

“And introducing the challenger, from the highlands and islands of Caledonia, the wild man made in Scotland fae pissed-off unicorns… IRRRRRRN BRUUUUUCE!”

The heavy rock music rings out as this evil bearded guy appears, shouting insults at the crowd, gesticulating wildly. He slaps away the hands of the fans who want a high five. He stares at the kids and tells them they suck and attacks the good guy before the bell rings. The boos are deafening.

Being the bad guy sounds like fun, right?

Especially when that’s not really who I am. I don’t tend to get annoyed easily and certainly not to the point where I could become violent. But my good nature was pushed to the limit following a visit to the doctors earlier this year that had me steaming from the ears.

I’d been to see about something unrelated to my weight. The nurse weighed me anyway, as seems standard these days, and noted I’d lost around 37kgs. I felt good in that moment but quickly realised that the habit of being weighed every time I went to the doctor had actually stopped me going in the past, actively putting my own health at risk rather than facing the wrath of health professionals.

The few minutes I spent with the doctor flew past, uneventful except for giving me hope that my health issue could be resolved. And as I stood to leave he stopped me.

“We need to have a chat about your weight. It’s a problem.”

I was stunned. I had been busting my arse for months and I literally couldn’t be doing any more. But in that moment it didn’t matter. I wasn’t a person, I was a set of numbers on his screen. Just an obese nonentity and something that needed to be fixed. I protested.

“I’ve lost a lot of weight and I’m still working hard and there’s more to go.”

I almost cried as he told me it wasn’t enough. I felt insulted. Betrayed. Less than human. A pile of shit.

And then came the rage, the rage that I’m going to channel in the seconds before my music hits and I walk through the curtain to the ring. My internal monologue was screaming.

“How dare he? HOW FUCKING DARE HE? I’m going to show him. I’m going to go and buy all the shit I used to eat and binge on it all. Pies, sausage rolls, cream buns, chocolate, pizza. I’m going to eat every last mouthful and then go and see him again and tell him I put it all back on just to spite him.”

And then Twitter came to my rescue again. One post to vent, one reply of understanding and sanity prevailed. I didn’t indulge that rage and Sam helped calm me down further when I arrived home. I resolved that I wasn’t going to let external validation – or the lack thereof – be one of my drivers.

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But let’s be clear about one thing: the words may be different but what happened to me is happening to many other people in New Zealand on a daily basis. You’re not a complicated person with agency in such circumstances, you’re a BMI calculation that has to be lowered. You don’t matter. And that’s both heartbreaking and potentially deadly. I know I’m not the only person who has avoided going to the doctor because of the likely conversations.

I feel lucky that I had the support around me to be able to deal with a circumstance that could easily have thrown me right off my path. Others, I’m sure, aren’t as lucky.

And as I stepped on the scales this week, a wee glance in the mirror to see Irn Bruce staring back at me, and realised I’d lost a grand total of 60kgs I raised a middle finger.

An act of defiance, one that may become part of my wrestling persona, but ultimately a salute to a man who was supposed to help but almost brought it all crashing down around me.


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