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AucklandAugust 11, 2016

Thank God, someone finally explained the Unitary Plan in GIF form

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The Unitary Plan debate is long and complex. Even the councillors sometimes look like they’re wishing for death. But it’s incredibly important. Thankfully, Niko Elsen of Generation Zero has put together a list of the reasons why the plan should pass, in GIF form.

The final skirmish in the five-year Unitary Plan battle is underway this week. Most of us really don’t have a clue what’s going on, but the most important thing to remember through all the council bloodsport is that while the plan won’t be perfect, it’s still worth passing, and it’ll pretty damn great for the future of Auckland. To see that, you need to zoom out past the quibbles over whether to apply heritage protections to a plaque in central Howick and look at the big ways it’ll change Auckland. Here are 5 simple reasons that explain once and for all why this plan should pass. 

Reason 1: More Homes

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Planning Rules are pretty boring and super detailed. They’re often so complex it’s not easy to understand what’s going on. But once they’re added all together planning rules are just a big invisible spider’s web that spreads across Auckland that stops homes being built in certain ways.

The Unitary Plan lifts up and loosens that web of rules so more homes are allowed to be built. It doesn’t actually build homes – that’s for architects, developers and the Government, but it’s a super important step to let them get on with it.

So old plan = more spiders web = less homes. New plan = more flexible web = more homes.

Reason 2: More Choice

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When people argue about the Unitary Plan, the debate seems to focus on only two types of housing. A lot of opponents end up saying, “We should keep our single story houses because we hate shoebox apartment towers”.

The irony  is that the whole point of the plan is to focus on allowing other types of homes that aren’t allowed to be built under current rules.

Instead of only being allowed to build big single houses, the new plan allows tiny houses, loft apartments, townhouses, and terraced housing – exactly the kind of housing that is more affordable without being in big towers.

A study last year showed that more and more New Zealanders want to live in smaller houses and apartments, especially in the younger and older age groups. This Unitary Plan provides homes for the majority of Aucklanders.

Reason 3. Better Public Transport

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Public transport is awesome when the bus or the train comes often. In a proper grown up city, people expect to be able to turn up to a station or a bus stop and have something turn up every 5 or 10 minutes.

One of the major problems with Auckland is that – because of the old plan – we aren’t really a proper grown up city. We’re more an awkward stunted teenager, stuck between small town and big city density rules. In some parts of the city there aren’t enough passengers living near public transport corridors to warrant frequent trains and buses.

However the new plan focuses higher density housing choices around transport routes. With more passengers per route this means we can have better buses, trains and even new light rail lines.

So in short the the Unitary Plan really really helps our public transport problems which of course helps us reduce our carbon pollution.

Reason 4: Less Urban Sprawl

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Another of the really great things in Unitary Plan is that it says 70% of our growth should come from existing urban areas. That will help to limit housing sprawl which always comes with high infrastructure costs (new pipes, roads, rubbish truck trips) and just leads to increased rates, congestion, and carbon emissions.

This again shows the massive irony in many of the NIMBY arguments against the plan. They hate higher rates, more traffic and badly designed houses, but that’s exactly the opposite of what this plan does for the city overall. Encouraging less urban sprawl is almost the most effective way of achieving a more affordable, congestion-free, well designed city.

Reason 5: Creates the kind of city we all want  

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Cities are meant to be where people can live close together. That’s the whole point. Together to share ideas more easily, to make life more exciting, and so that we can be more efficient and less impactful on the environment beyond the city limits.

The Unitary Plan sounds really boring and it really actually is if you read it (so don’t). But the result of it all is pretty exciting and creates exactly the city that most Aucklanders want.

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DICK QUAX IN ACTION. PHOTO: GETTY
DICK QUAX IN ACTION. PHOTO: GETTY

AucklandAugust 10, 2016

What the hell just happened at the Unitary Plan hearings?

DICK QUAX IN ACTION. PHOTO: GETTY
DICK QUAX IN ACTION. PHOTO: GETTY

A shock hero has risen up at the Unitary Plan hearings. Hayden Donnell spent the day watching the drama unfold.

DICK QUAX IN ACTION. PHOTO: GETTY
DICK QUAX IN ACTION. PHOTO: GETTY

Today’s Unitary Plan hearing was held in a parallel universe.

Up was down. Right was left. A group of elderly people were wearing warpaint – though it turned out they were environmental campaigners, not furious Boomers defending their land.

It started weird and got weirder. No sooner had Mayor Len Brown kicked off proceedings than Spinoff arch-nemesis Dick Quax rose to reveal he had undergone a complete brain transplant.

Here was the person who wrote this article:

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Who seemed to want to put up a huge wall of pikes around Howick to hold outsiders at bay.

What would he say? That warships should be deployed to ward away immigrants to Auckland? That all future apartments should be moved to a satellite city in the seventh level of hell?

No. He moved that the council accept the Recommended Unitary Plan (RUP) in full. Everyone slapped themselves in the face to see whether they were dreaming. Quax was asking his fellow councillors to agree to add 422,000 new houses to Auckland with little debate. “The Independent Hearings Panel have come out with an outstanding plan,” said Bizarro Quax.

His motion was supported by Bizarro compact city campaigners Cameron Brewer, George Wood, and Sharon Stewart.

It came down to the usual pro-density campaigners to oppose him. Spinoff arch-friend Penny Hulse argued the RUP still contained some “cataclysmic” errors that needed to be corrected.

Her argument was accepted by most councillors. They didn’t want to take a vote and go home. They opted instead to grind their way through six hours of punishing debate, eking out agreements on every minor plan variation.

It was rough. There were low moments. During one particularly lengthy Mike Lee speech, Bill Cashmore appeared to be silently begging for death.

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They shouldn’t have tortured themselves.

In the end, the councillors didn’t really change anything. They voted to keep every contentious policy change put forward by the Independent Hearings Panel. Taking away protections on 2213 sites of value to mana whenua? Councillors voted 12-6 to back the policy. Removing blanket protections on pre-1944 buildings? They accepted that too, 15-5.

A lot of the most hotly disputed policies will be debated tomorrow. But it was striking to see vote after vote going the same way, with councillors bowing before their IHP overlords.

It’s possible some of them didn’t mean to. Many of the day’s recommendations were couched in the form of ancient riddles. Councillors were asked whether they wanted to do things like “reject the IHP’s rejection of protections on mana whenua sites”. Just reading that double-negative made most of my brain leak out my ears. Quax may have been feeling the same way when he morphed into a modernistshunned his right-wing peers, and voted to protect the civic administration building by Aotea Square. The motion passed 11-9. His vote made all the difference.

It was just another shining moment in the life of our new hero. Our moustachio’d comrade in arms.

Who was there when we wanted great architecture?

Quax: the progressive champion.

Who came along to fight for a compact city?

Quax: defender of the first-home buyer and desperate renter alike.

It was redemption writ large; Quax as John Travolta in Pulp Fiction.

Tune in for the hearings tomorrow though. Battlefield Earth is probably already in the works.