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BooksMay 27, 2016

The Friday poem: “Chris Tse and His Imaginary Band”

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New verse by Wellington writer  (and winner of the 2016 Ockham New Zealand national book award for best first book of poetry) Chris Tse.

 

Chris Tse and His Imaginary Band

We were brighter when the world didn’t know

about us or our rock n’ roll dreams. Now

we dress in black, but we’re not depressed—

we’re just backlit, per record label instructions.

Fans come and go, but true fans stick with you

through the stigma of rib removal and that feud

with Jem and The Holograms. Nobody can win.

Nowadays, the world is made of oysters and

everyone’s had a taste. Can I just say that I think

I’ve done too many drugs. (Or maybe it’s gout?)

The bloggers won’t stop reading into our

matching tattoos. Yes, they’re of each other’s wives,

but what’s that got to do with the music?

Everyone has forgotten we’re an imaginary band.

A suggested path back to relevancy: nip slip—rehab

ten-trip—a greatest hits. It’ll take an untimely death

to seal our legend. No veins for overdose,

no doomed flight. Buried by a mountain

of French fries—that’s how I want us all to go.

Keep going!
Bestseller books

ListsMay 27, 2016

The weekly Unity Books best-seller list – May 27

Bestseller books

A weekly feature at the Spinoff Review of Books: the best-selling books at the Auckland and Wellington stores of Unity Books.

THE BEST–SELLER CHART FOR THE WEEK JUST ENDED: May 27

UNITY BOOKS AUCKLAND

1. A Little Life ($25) by Hanya Yanagihara

The novel you have to read, apparently; it’s been the number one best-seller all year.

2. How Did We Get Into this Mess? ($39) by George Monbiot

The great Guardian essayist on inequality and other states of crisis.

3. When Breath Becomes Air ($37) by Paul Kalanithi

A neurosurgeon asks: what makes life worth living?

4. All the Light We Cannot See ($25) by Anthony Doerr

Improbable but beautiful novel about a blind French girl and a German boy who try to survive the devastation of World War II.

5. Chronicles: On Our Troubled Times ($37) by Thomas Piketty

Essays by the economist du jour.

6. Coming Rain ($37) by Stephen Daisley

Hm! The only New Zealand writer in this week’s top 10. Winner of the 2016 Ockham NZ novel of the year

7. My Life On the Road ($37) by Gloria Steinem

Memoir by the superstar feminist legend.

8. The Night Manager ($26) by John Le Carre

In the shadowy recesses of Whitehall and Washington an unholy alliance operates between the intelligence community and the secret arms trade, etc.

9. The Silk Roads: A New History of the World ($33) by Peter Frankopan

Most immodest sub-title of the year.

10. The Romanovs: 1613-1918 ($50) by Simon Sebag Montefiore

Three centuries of cruelty, barbarism and vodka.

 

UNITY BOOKS WELLINGTON

1. The Sympathizer ($28) by Viet Thanh Nguyen

Winner of the 2016 Pulitzer prize for fiction.

2. Silencing Science (Bridget Williams Books, $15) by Shaun Hendy

Essays about the moral and social obligations of scientists.

3. How Did We Get into This Mess? ($39) by George Monbiot

Essays by the pessimist du jour.

4. Coming Rain ($37) by Stephen Daisley

5. Chronicles On Our Troubled Times ($37) by Thomas Piketty

6. My Brilliant Friend ($30) by Elena Ferrante

First of the series of Neapolitan novels by the new great master of fiction.

7. In Gratitude ($30) by Jenny Diski

One of the best books of the year without a doubt: cancer diary by the London Review of Books essayist.

8. Being Chinese: A New Zealander’s Story ($40) by Helene Wong

Worthy memoir.

9. Silk Roads: A New History of the World ($33) by Peter Frankopan

10. Mandibles: A Family, 2029-2047 ($35) by Lionel Shriver

A bloodless world war will wipe out the savings of millions of American families: such is the gloomy, terrifying premise of the new novel by the author of the gloomy, terrifying We Have to Talk About Kevin.