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A bit of heat can save a wilting lettuce leaf. (Image: Archi Banal)
A bit of heat can save a wilting lettuce leaf. (Image: Archi Banal)

KaiJuly 8, 2022

Hear me out: You should cook your lettuce

A bit of heat can save a wilting lettuce leaf. (Image: Archi Banal)
A bit of heat can save a wilting lettuce leaf. (Image: Archi Banal)

Those sad-looking head of iceberg or bag of mesclun needn’t be tossed in the bin just because they’re no longer saladworthy. 

All too often, lettuces are left languishing in the fridge chiller after we’ve torn off the six leaves we needed for burger night or abandoned our grand plans for Caesar salad lunches. Eventually, we give up and hurl the sad-looking foliage in the rubbish. In winter, things get even more tenuous – who wants a big bowl of frigid leaves as you dodge the draught? Between the cost (medium-sized globes of iceberg are going for seven dollars at the supermarket) and the risk of it going to waste, many of us will be considering leaving lettuce off our shopping list all together. 

But there is another option many have never considered before: you can – and should – cook your lettuce. Through no fault of its own, lettuce has become destined to be eaten raw and only raw. We’re limiting ourselves, and we’re limiting lettuce.

It may seem incongruous with what we’re used to, but deployed into a hot pan or pot, limp leaves can be saved. The spooky and the wilted are morphed into something delicious, and perhaps most importantly in this weather, something warm. 

There’s something gratifying about using up every last scrap – and with food wastage on the rise, it’s never been more important. Food waste has increased since last year, which means we’re all throwing away more of our hard earned money and food. 

Lettuce has become destined to be eaten raw and only raw. (Image: Getty)

While cooking foods normally eaten raw may seem rather alarming for some of us, it’s perhaps more unusual that we don’t cook our lettuce more often. In China, it’s extremely normal to cook lettuce and serve it either hot or cold, in soups, stir-fries or as cooked salads. The Romans apparently cooked their lettuce leaves before dressing them with oil and vinegar. And in post-Roman Europe, lettuce was often poached or cooked by pouring hot oil and vinegar over the leaves. Here are four of my favourite ways to cook maturing lettuce at home.

Soups

Drooping lettuce lends itself particularly well to soups. On the simplest end of the soup realm is this recipe, where an amalgamation of potatoes and leaves that might otherwise be wasted are turned into a silky greenish soup. Portuguese caldo verde is made with potatoes, chorizo and most commonly, kale. But the green element can easily be swapped for most kinds of lettuce that you have on hand. If you’re in the mood for something a little more intricate, try Marcella Hazan’s recipe for Italian stuffed lettuce soup, which is traditionally made with brains and sweetbreads but in her version is swapped for a pillow of veal and chicken inside lettuce leaves.

Braised, sautéed or roasted

Garlic is a requisite when you’re dealing with lettuce in any of these three situations. Try adding whatever greens you have that need using to a pan with butter and garlic to sautée or braise. Or, to roast, brush wedges of hardy varieties like romaine or gem with olive oil before they go in the oven. Additions like pancetta, mustard, fennel seeds, onion, chilli or feta will only make things better. No matter how you decide to cook your lettuce, finish with some form of acid: a squeeze of lemon; a dash of apple cider vinegar; or a sprinkling of dried barberries or pomegranate seeds. 

Stir-fried 

There are a bewildering array of options when it comes to stir-fried lettuce. You could add lettuce in place of greens like bok choy or kai lan in a medley of vegetables, or simply hero your lettuce with garlic, oyster sauce and sesame oil. Traditional Chinese lettuce varieties like yau mak choy or celtuce, are ideal, but anything from cos to iceberg or a bunch of fancy will do the trick. For a quick dinner or lunch, serve nestled in a bowl of steamed rice with a crispy fried egg atop.

Risotto

In my humble opinion you could just substitute lettuce into whatever risotto recipe you normally use, or that you find on google. There’s a comforting austerity in knowing that you can turn a haggard lump of lettuce into a bowl of risotto.

Like all vegetables, lettuce is maligned, but there’s immense joy to be found among its leaves, especially if you cook them. Curly frisée and raggedy escarole. Loose rosettes of little gem or romaine. The certain crunch of verdant butterhead. 100g bags of rocket and mesclun inflated by air (and price too). I love that the frilled heads of lettuce many countries call Batavian, we simply call “fancy” here. People from the Portuguese city of Lisbon are nicknamed “Alfacinha”, meaning “little lettuce”. No one really knows why, but it could well be because of their fondness for the leafy green – and it’s no coincidence that they make the best salads in the world. 

In his 1964 book The Raw and the Cooked, French anthropologist Claude Lévi-Strauss argued that the preparation of food is a form of language that reveals a society’s structure, that cooking transforms food from nature to culture. Along similar lines, I’d argue that cooking lettuce transports it not just from nature to culture, but from the everyday to the miraculous; from the wilted to wonderful.

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Denny’s Auckland CBD between the hours of 11pm-7am (Image: Archi Banal)
Denny’s Auckland CBD between the hours of 11pm-7am (Image: Archi Banal)

KaiJuly 5, 2022

Auckland CBD’s famous 24-hour Denny’s now closes at 11pm

Denny’s Auckland CBD between the hours of 11pm-7am (Image: Archi Banal)
Denny’s Auckland CBD between the hours of 11pm-7am (Image: Archi Banal)

In a huge blow to students and late night clubbers, the CBD’s most consistently open eatery now closes before midnight. Denny’s correspondent Sam Brooks reports.

Picture this: You’re out late on a Saturday night in Auckland’s thriving (tbc) CBD. You’ve been boogying along the viaduct, hobnobbing on Karangahape Road, or maybe somewhere cooler betwixt the two. You really want a bite to eat, but you’re not in the mood for queueing at McDonald’s or Kebabs on Queen. You want pancakes at 3am, you want to sit down, you maybe even want a Coke float. So you go to the CBD stalwart: Denny’s.

And for the first time in your memory, it’s closed. There’s a sign on the door that says “Denny’s Auckland CBD Restaurant will now be operating from 7am to 11pm due to current staffing shortages. This stores [sic] will no longer be operating 24/7 ‘til further notice. You can still get your Denny’s fix and all your favourites with our new revised hours.”

That’s right. The one constant of the ever-shifting CBD, the bastion light in a foggy darkness, is no longer open 24 hours a day. And it hasn’t been for quite a while. 

On February 27, Denny’s posted an identical message to their Facebook page, informing “friends and family” that the Auckland CBD and the Manukau restaurants would only be operating from 7am-11pm due to staffing shortages, a familiar hospitality phrase in the Covid era. Denny’s Christchurch suffered the same fate early in April. For a while there were no Denny’s open 24 hours in the whole country. New Lynn? Nope. Porirua? Don’t even think about it.

Almost a year ago, I tried to spend a full 24 hours in the Auckland CBD Denny’s, only to be thwarted at the nine hour mark. But even in that time it was clear to me that Denny’s was mostly empty during the day, which makes the decision to close at 11pm especially bewildering. 

I’ve observed, outside of this failed stunt, the restaurant full of people – theatre kids after a closing night, high schoolers after the ball, students out late on a Wednesday night, adults who should know better – entirely in the hours where the pm clicks over to the am. It comes alive in these hours, and proves its worth.

The beloved Auckland CBD Denny’s (Image: Archi Banal)

Denny’s is an institution. It’s a tier above McDonald’s, where service has been reduced to ordering from a screen. It’s the only place where you could have something close to a restaurant experience at any hour of the day. It’s also the only place where it’s socially acceptable for messy children and messy adults to dine next to each other, everybody united by the social contract that it is slightly embarrassing to be at Denny’s. 

An anonymous staffer at The Spinoff called the food “underrated”, whereas I would call it “correctly rated”. It’s unlikely to be the best meal you’ve had but it’s also unlikely to cause any lasting physical damage, which is the best you can hope for from somewhere that’s open 24 hours a day. When you truncate those hours to a mere 16, it’s just another restaurant with OK food.

Staffing issues are rife throughout the country and in all sectors, so I’m glad Denny’s workers aren’t being made to work overnight shifts while short-staffed. But if a Denny’s isn’t open 24 hours a day, it’s not really a Denny’s, as far as I’m concerned. It’s a Denno’s. 

There is a silver lining to this tragic tale. As of writing, one Denny’s in the country is still open 24 hours a day. After announcing its own shortened hours, the Manukau Denny’s went back to its classic opening hours on April 11. So if you want your Coke float fix, you better get on your preferred form of transport and get out to South Auckland. Otherwise, you’re out of luck between the hours of 11pm and 7am.