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Pop CultureAugust 4, 2017

Best Songs Ever: Dancing to the end of the non-digital world and ASMR-pop

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Our regular round-up of new songs and singles, this week featuring Estère, Yumi Zouma, Bloodnut, Paul McLaney, Sons of Zion and more…

SONG OF THE WEEK

Estère – ‘Pro Bono Techno Zone’

Dancing to the end of the non-digital world

Estère, the Wellington-based producer/singer/artist, is back with a twisted electro-funk missive against our collective obsession with technology. ‘Pro Bono Techno Zone’ is an expansion of the sound she built, with her sampler ‘Lola’, on her 2014 self-titled EP. Over a steady, unfussy beat, an IRL guitar, clipped blasts of horns and sampled helium voices, Estère decries a world where kids don’t go outside, where we see faces as swipeable images, where digital distractions have a monopoly on what’s left of our attention-spans. If that all sounds self-serious and a bit of a bummer, I can assure you it’s not. If society is going to hell, staring into its phone as it walks off the cliff, ‘Pro Bono Techno Zone’ at least sounds like something to dance to, even if it’s on the way down. / Henry Oliver

Yumi Zouma – ‘December’

Christchurch’s best dream-pop band return from covering (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? in its entirety with the first single from their recently-announced second album. ‘December’ is so satisfyingly serene it could just about count as ASMR (is ‘ASMR-pop’ a genre yet?) – especially when the layered backing vocals blow in on the chorus. But don’t confuse serenity for lack of detail, because there’s a lot packed into the song’s four minutes. Horn lines, handclaps, a classic Cure bassline, a keyboard part that sounds a bit like a muted version of Lightning Seeds ‘Pure’… all thoughtfully utilised and always in service to Christie Simpson’s vocals. Add it to whatever your chill out playlist is called immediately. / Calum Henderson

Bloodnut – ‘Burning Bush’

Finally, a metal band for the 2% (of the population with red hair)

On their second album, Auckland metal band Bloodnut double down on their schtick, one that if you haven’t heard about makes for quite the story. The self-proclaimed “band of gingers” explore what they call “the darker side of what it means to be red of hair” throughout their records, which boils down to “songs that cover religious persecution, the negative myths and history surrounding the 2%.” They’re also promising to donate 10% of their album sales to Melanoma New Zealand since “skin cancer is no joke for gingers.”

This new one’s called St Ranga – yes, that’s a Metallica reference – and it follows on from Blues From The Red Sons that took its name from a 1992 Kyuss record. (Check out their cover art for it if you’re looking to get a kick out of today.) Just like Kyuss, the band channel a certain kind of sludgy stoner rock that is worthy of attention. But listen closely and behind their tongue-in-cheek veneer you’ll find an act that could easily segue this thing into something that people will be willing to actually take seriously. Let’s hope they do: it’s not like New Zealand needs its own Tenacious D anyway. / Hussein Moses

Paul McLaney – ‘Love’ feat. Esther Stephens

Even if you’re not into Shakespeare…

I’ve been in love with the live version of this for about a year now. First performed by Esther Stephens at the Pop Up Globe for their Play On event (which is coming back for the Cabaret Festival this year), ‘Love’ is an excerpt from William Shakespeare’s ‘Love’s Labours Lost’. McLaney’s Play On album came out literally today, and the studio version is a smaller, more intimate version of this performance. It feels like Stephens whispering a little love poem in her ear, whereas the live version of this is a big, huge, messy declaration of love.

It’s not for everyone; it’s a 6:20 performance of Shakespeare that hews closer to Loreena McKennitt than say, The Chainsmokers, but McLaney’s production is lush but delicate, and Stephens’ smaller, intimate performance makes it sound like you’re sitting across from her at a bar while she tells you hard truths about love. I’m not into Shakespeare, but this is the bard at his most relatable, warm and human. / Sam Brooks

Vic Mensa – ‘Didn’t I (Say I Didn’t)’

The collaborator strikes out on his own…

Only a certain type of rap artist can pull off a Kid Cudi homage and then immediately follow it up with a song featuring power-pop geeks Weezer. But on his debut album The Autobiography, Vic Mensa – the Chicago emcee who’s best known for collabing with Kanye West on songs like ‘Wolves’ and ‘U Mad’ – makes it clear that he’s going to do things his own way. For the most part, the record is an exploration of addiction, depression, loss and struggle, with Mensa’s knack for radical honesty helping to drive those topics home. Then there’s ‘Didn’t I (Say I Didn’t)’, the Darondo-sampling album intro that’s works as a simple reminder that no matter how dark it gets, the sun keeps rising. “Didn’t I tell you we was gon’ make it to the top,” he muses throughout. For Mensa, it’s not so much a question as it is a proclamation. / HM

Sons of Zion feat. Aaradhna – ‘Is That Enough’

Reggae’s sons go adult con temporary

“HIT SINGLE ALERT”.

“BLOWING UP THE CHARTS”.

“Tipped to be one of the biggest hits in New Zealand this year”.

Despite their record label’s best efforts to tell us otherwise – those quotes above come straight from the press release about the song – the latest from Sons of Zion doesn’t quite live up to the hype. Reggae might be at the heart of what they do, but on ‘Is That Enough’, the band take a leaf out of newcomer Teeks’ book and land on a throwback soul sound that puts them firmly in the adult contemporary, buy-it-for-Mother’s-Day kind of category.  It won’t break any new ground, which is a shame. Never mind, I only clicked on it for Aaradhna. / HM


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Pop CultureAugust 4, 2017

Sam’s Celebrity Game Reviews – Nicki Minaj: The Empire

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Next up in Sam’s Celebrity Game Reviews is Nicki Minaj: The Empire, in which you play a character who becomes fast friends with Nicki Minaj and ends up performing as her opening act.

“HEY Y’ALL IT’S NICKI MINAJ!”

The unmistakable un-dulcet tones of Nicki Minaj greeted me and the rest of The Spinoff offices when I started the app up. And make no mistake, Nicki Minaj speaks in caps lock.

She welcomed me, and only me – after I hurriedly putting on my headphones – to play her game, which she describes as an experience where you can build your own rap career, chat to other players of the game and even make your own custom raps. This high-definition, surprisingly genuine and passionate video of Nicki Minaj then segues into the kind of 2D graphics that you expect from a glorified choose your own adventure mobile game.

The least flattering angle of Nicki Minaj.

Reader, I was excited to make my own custom raps in the absolute non-privacy of a work environment.

The plot and premise of the game is similar to that of Path to Fame, the Demi Lovato game previously reviewed in this seriesYou play a wannabe rap star (I decided to play as Macklemore, because he is a rapper who I have heard of) who meets Nicki Minaj completely by chance. Minaj then graciously decides to help you along in your career. You have to buy clothes to keep stylish, play little mini-games (which are less mini-games and more pushing things on the screen to win rap battles) and photoshoots (which in this universe are things you need to win). At some point you also need to spend real life money in order to progress and I guess be as big a rap star as Nicki Minaj.

The two beautiful places where this game parts from Path to Fame, other than being fronted by a popstar with a more recognizable personality and brand than Demi Lovato (which is not nice, but is very true!), is that you can write your own rap songs and you can, for some reason, buy fake furniture for your fake apartment. This triggered a Sims-like obsession in me that made me wonder what my life would’ve been like had I not forbidden myself from playing that synthetic-cannabis-in-video-game form, and I quickly exited out of that part of the game.

Which brings me to making your own rap songs. Now, I only made one of these because we all die eventually and I don’t want to have to explain to whatever is waiting for me in the afterlife, whether it is the pearly gates or an eternal screaming darkness, why I spent any amount of my life making rap songs in a fake video game.

First they let you pick a topic to rap about, from the only six topics there possibly can be to rap about:

The only things you can rap about.

And then they let you pick random words to slot into pre-determined lyrics. And thus I created what was sure to be my rap masterpiece:

This is the actual first draft of Thrift Store.

The game said it was amazing. It was a hit. I had written what was sure to be the next ‘No Diggity’, or to be more current, ‘XO TOUR LIF3’. The game loved me. Nicki Minaj loved me. I was finally somebody to be proud of…

… and then the game threw a roadblock in me. For some reason this game makes you spend ‘energy’ to do things like win rap battles and join Nicki Minaj onstage. You get a finite amount of energy every three hours, which I presume keeps you coming back to the game over and over, so you will eventually get addicted or at least get attached to it and therefore keep playing it.

I ran out of energy. I wanted to keep playing, but to keep playing I either had to wait some time or spend money to get more energy. Why should I have to pay money to play a game? Don’t they know it’s 2017?

And then I realised Nicki Minaj was no better than Demi Lovato. I mean she’s much better, and will stand the test of time, but when it comes to celebrity branded games, she is no better.

I closed the game in disgust, and a little bit thankfully because I love Nicki Minaj enough that I would have absolutely kept playing and I’m an adult who shouldn’t be spending his time playing celebrity mobile games.

‘Same Love’ hitmaker Macklemore as rendered by me.

Amount of game played: About an hour and a half, before the game started to throw roadblocks at me. I’m not going to wait to play your mobile game, Nicki Minaj.

Amount of [insert name of celebrity here] in [insert name of celebrity game]: A lot! The plot revolves around your character meeting Nicki Minaj at a street rap battle, which… okay sure whatever Nicki Minaj: The Empire, I guess you know Nicki Minaj better than I do. She then helps you out a lot and is more of a relevant character to the plot than your character’s best friend. So, a whole lot. She (or a convincing Nicki Minaj impersonate) also voices her character, the only voiced character in the game.

There’s also a lot of backing tracks in the game, similar to Demi Lovato: Path to Fame, so your enjoyment of this game might depend on your tolerance for hear tinny Nicki Minaj backing tracks, and mine is quite high. (Roman’s Revenge moreso than say, Pound the Alarm.)

Also, the version of Nicki Minaj in this game looks nothing like Nicki Minaj.

Nicki Minaj does not look like this, in any world.

Amount of $$$ spent on microtransactions: Zero dollars because I’ve played four mobile games and I refuse to spend any more human dollars on these things. In saying that, the game does put a few roadblocks in your way that sneakily ask for you to pay to progress the game, paying for arbitrary things like ‘crowns’ or ‘fans’ or literally and unsubtly exchanging real dollars for game dollars.

I love you Nicki Minaj, but I’d rather spend my hard-earned money on some tossed-off verses on singles than on progressing in your fairly well-made mobile game.

Amount of shameless promo: I feel like Nicki Minaj is shameless promo in human form, but there is surprisingly little of this. After all, if you’re playing a Nicki Minaj mobile game, you are unlikely to  need to be sold on the Nicki Minaj product. You’re already in too deep.

Should you play this?: Like with most mobile games, my answer is ‘No, probably not?’. If I was the type to play mobile games on the bus or other kinds of public transport, then I would say yes. The enforced breaks bug a binge gamer like me, and there’s a genuine lack of interest I have in this kind of game that indicates I should stop spending my time.

In saying that…

Next in this celebrity-branded series: Shady Wars, which features Eminem or, as he is often called, Skinny Shady.


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