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DJ Jacinda Ardern at the Laneway Festival on 27 January 2014 in Auckland, New Zealand (Photo: Fiona Goodall/Getty Images)
DJ Jacinda Ardern at the Laneway Festival on 27 January 2014 in Auckland, New Zealand (Photo: Fiona Goodall/Getty Images)

Pop CultureAugust 2, 2017

The complete-ish history of Jacinda Ardern’s DJ career

DJ Jacinda Ardern at the Laneway Festival on 27 January 2014 in Auckland, New Zealand (Photo: Fiona Goodall/Getty Images)
DJ Jacinda Ardern at the Laneway Festival on 27 January 2014 in Auckland, New Zealand (Photo: Fiona Goodall/Getty Images)

The Spinoff presents a roundup of Jacinda Ardern’s DJ appearances, plus the set list from her much-name-dropped appearance at the 2014 Laneway Festival, with our track-by-track commentary.

Not only is Jacinda Ardern the new leader of the Labour Party (which, according to my social media feeds is going great – she’s already the next prime minister), every profile of her ever written will be sure to include that she is not one of those usual boring politician types, she’s a DJ!

Look …

And if you haven’t had the pleasure of seeing her spin (and, to be honest, I haven’t), you may wonder what a Jacinda Ardern DJ set is like. Well, wonder no more dear reader, for I have attempted to compile the definitive history of Jacinda Ardern’s DJ sets and made a handy Spotify playlist of some of the hits so you can turn the lights down and the laptop speakers up and pretend you were there.

Morrisonville College after-ball, 1997

“Played some Spice Girls” according to someone who was there.

‘A Wedding’, unknown

A guest of the happy couple remembers: “She played a bit of Spice Girls then followed up with a touch of Judas Priest …”

Record Store Day, Real Groovy Records Auckland, 2013

According to one admiring fan on Twitter, she played The Beatles into Toy Love. Sounds good.

AUSA “Political Party”, Shadows, University of Auckland, 2014

Scared of Girls remembers: “She did a DJ set at Shadows in 2014 and not even kidding ended it with TLC – No Scrubs.”

Jessica Storey adds:“And she came offstage during her set to have a dance with the crowd.”

Real Groovy Anniversary, Real Groovy Records Auckland, 2014

NZ Herald business editor-at-large Liam Dann was there and tweeted: “Iggy pop… Toy Love. Sounding great.”

The 13th Floor, 2013

A live-streamed radio show for the 13th Floor. I wasn’t going to include this because it wasn’t, like, live at a bar (plus, you can’t call everyone that’s ever done one of those RNZ Desert Island Disc things a DJ), but she played a bunch of good local music which I wanted to include on the playlist, so here it is.

Laneway Festival, Auckland, 2014

JACINDA ARDERN IN THE THUNDERDOME, LANEWAY 2014 (PHOTO: BEN HOWE)

Flying Nun/Out boss and former-Laneway co-promoter Ben Howe remembers how it came to be: “We were chatting at the music awards about Laneway, which I think she has attended most years just as a music fan. Without really thinking about it too much I said, ‘You should come and DJ,’ and she said, ‘I’d love to’. Usually, these sorts of things are carefully considered and discussed with everyone on the team, but on this occasion it just slipped out in the general spirit of wine and celebration.

“I was less thinking about the political implications, more I just knew she was a good person, into music, had DJ’d quite a bit already and had a high profile. I knew she must have good taste in music. A few people later questioned me on it and I responded that I couldn’t resist the temptation to book the future PM of NZ as a DJ, though in reality that was an afterthought. Anyway, it was good to have her and I saw some of her set – she got the Thuderdome jumping!”

SETLIST:

1. Beyonce & Andre 3000 – ‘Back to Black’

This deep cut from the The Great Gatsby soundtrack is a slow and confident start to a festival set. Moody and pulsating, it says to the audience ‘Don’t expect any cheap hits here. Expect the unexpected (and a bunch cover songs that aren’t as good as either the original song or the covering artists’ songs)’.

2. Gossip – ‘Careless Whisper’

Another cover. I hadn’t heard this before, but I quite like it. Not as good as the George Michael version, but pretty good,

3. Terry Reid – ‘Bang bang’

Oh, I see what’s going on here. It’s all going to be covers innit? Always one step ahead. You can see how she’s achieved so much in only a year’s more time than it took me to get here, compiling and annotating her DJ sets. Killer song though…

4. Street Chant – ‘Black or White’

Damn, Jacinda Ardern is not only more successful than me but way cooler than me. Not only did I not know Street Chant covered MJ’s ‘Black or White’, I can’t even find it on the internet. But Street Chant are the best, and this is a banger, so I can only assume that 1+1=2. (Approached for comment, Street Chant’s Emily Edrosa replied: “no comment”.)

5. Smashing Pumpkins – ‘Clones’

Billy and Co covering Alice Cooper. This is bad. I would have taken this as an opportunity to go to the toilet or buy a drink.

6. Tom Jones – ‘Lust for Life’

Tom Jones (and the Pretenders) playing Iggy is a fun shtick and the beat is good so you can see people digging this if they’re caught up in the moment, but there’s no way you’re putting this on at home.

7. Sid Vicious – ‘My Way’

The guy that turned the Sex Pistols from a great rock band into a (possibly even better) piece of performance art covering the Sinatra song that Donald and Melania danced to on inauguration night. Kinda puts a twisted spin on an already vacuous song. Sid’s version hold up though, I gotta say.

8. The Mint Chicks – ‘She’s a Mod’

The Mint Chicks, the best New Zealand band of their generation, were always great at covers and this is no exception.

9. William Shatner – ‘Common People’

This is good. And this was before all those dumb ‘Let’s get Christopher Walken to read dumb things on the internet!’ videos, which it could be mistaken for.

10. Snoop Dogg & Led Zepplin – ‘Drop It Like It’s A Whole lot of Love’

This isn’t a cover, but one of those mashup things that were everywhere in the days of Napster and Kazaa. And it’s bad. The only mashup that we need for the rest of eternity, just as a memorial to early-2000s internet culture, is The Strokes & Christina Aguilera’s ‘A Stroke of Genius’. All others are now surplus to requirements and may be deleted.

11. Little Pictures – ‘Buddy Holly’

Now that Rock Is Dead (RIP), this is probably closer to what Weezer would sound like if they formed in the ‘10s, rather than the ‘90s when kids liked guitars more than computers. This is actually okay. The beat is good, but the singing is not. But, just a click away is Weezer, who, I’m reminded, used to be really fucking good. Rock music! It’s fun to listen to sometimes!

12. The Pyjama Party – ‘It’s Love’

The Finns + Sean Donnelly doing a Chris Knox song. What’s not to love?

13. Toy Love – ‘Yummy Yummy Yummy’

Assuming this is the version from the Gluepot which is also Dylan’s ‘Positively 4th Street’, this is an assured and amazing choice to close out with – a lo-fi punk blast that would leave the audience’s brains screaming with tinnitus for the rest of the week if it was loud enough. A+

JACINDA ARDERN AT Laneway Festival, 2014 (PHOTO: GETTY)

OK, party people. What have we missed? If you’ve seen Jacinda Ardern DJ play a set we don’t know about, email us. And Jacinda, if you’re reading this, wanna DJ the next Spinoff party?

Keep going!
The Good Wife

Pop CultureAugust 1, 2017

Four reasons why you haven’t watched The Good Wife – and four more why you absolutely should

The Good Wife

The Good Wife is one of those show that has always seemed to be around, but you’ve probably never seen. Sam Brooks tells you why you haven’t watched it yet, and why you should fix that immediately.

At some point in 2016 I decided I was going to watch all of The Good Wife, just as it was wrapping up its seventh season. I wanted to watch a show that had won a lot of acting awards, something where I could sit back and watch people say smart things to each other and not think about it. I’d avoided it for a while, despite being pretty sure I would enjoy it. Sound familiar?

Why you probably haven’t watched The Good Wife

1. The title

This is a big point of contention for me. The title The Good Wife is about as generic as it gets, and immediately it gets my back up and makes my eyes roll out of their goddamned sockets as I go, “Ugh. Whose idea of a GOOD WIFE? A MAN’s idea? NO THANK YOU.” In fact when I first heard about the show the title made me turn it off immediately, because even if it’s ironic it’s a little bit too cute.

It’s like The Good Wife is the question to which someone smugly replies, probably while swirling around a glass of chardonnay, “But is she really?”

The answer is she is, and she isn’t. It’s boring, I know, but it’s true.

2. It’s a legal drama.

The Good Wife is a legal drama – an honest-to-god, people yelling in courtrooms and typing on computers and making very important phonecalls legal drama. These kinds of shows tend to rise up every few years; one or two manage to hook in and the rest fall into the cancellation pile.

Before this, the last big legal drama would’ve been probably been Boston Legal, in which William Shatner played Mental Illness Drag, James Spader spoke in halting sentences and the plot would stop all the time for people to recite their political points of view, which changed and shifted around according to the episode. By the time it reached it’s 57th season, by my conservative estimate, it had probably run out of political drama – and definitely organic drama –  and it died a quiet death.

So basically if your last experience with the genre is Boston Legal, I can see you avoiding The Good Wife. But you shouldn’t, because where Boston Legal handled its issue with huge hamhands, The Good Wife is a great deal more subtle. If a character has a point of view established in one episode, the show generally remembers where that character would stand on that issue later on in the run. You know, what good drama does.

I can also promise you that instead of William Shatner pretending to have Mad Cow Disease, The Good Wife gets Alan Cumming to come in and shake things up, which we can all probably agree is a vast improvement.

The cast of The Good Wife.

3. There’s a lot of episodes!

There’s 156 episodes of The Good Wife. That’s seven seasons, a clean 120 hours of television to make your way through. By any standard, that’s a lot of hours. It took me about a year to get through the entire show, very rarely binging more than one episode a day. Those 156 episodes can be really bloody daunting, but honestly they fly by. It’s like cleaning your house: if you do just a little bit every day, then your house will be clean by June! (Don’t clean your house like this, you goddamn monster.)

4. You hate women on TV.

Look, I get it (I don’t, you suck). The Good Wife doesn’t sound like your fantasy dragon-fucking-bro-pumping Game of Thrones (I don’t watch Game of Thrones) or your meth-pashing-needle-pumping Breaking Bad (ditto) or even your zombie-loving The Walking Dead (absolutely ditto) and that’s because it’s not. It’s a show about a woman finding her way after her husband cheats on her and throws her family into a high profile sex scandal; it deals with generally real feelings and somewhat real experiences that line up with our own.

If that doesn’t sound like your thing, and who am I to judge your oxymoronically grimdark escapism, then The Good Wife is probably not your thing.

Why you need to watch The Good Wife

1. It’s really great

The Good Wife is that rare beast, a network drama (that is, not an HBO/Showtime/Netflix drama) that is genuinely intelligent and gripping. It suffers a little bit from seasonal rot – 22 episodes feels excessive for any drama in our 10-to-13-episode Golden Age of television – but it manages to sustain both long story arcs and case-of-the-week type episodic drama. It’s a structure we don’t see often in buzzed about dramas, because we’ve switched to long narrative season- or even series-long arcs that move at the pace of a parliamentary bill, but it works. It keeps you invested in each episode, and keeps you coming back.

Beyond that, the acting is also surprisingly deep and layered for a network drama. It turns out if you give very good actors some very good material then you’re going to get some very good acting! Julianna Margulies displays a mastery over eyebrow acting, while Archie Panjabi and Christine Baranski bring the skills when it comes to being mean to other people onscreen. It’s always satisfying to watch people be mean in more clever and satisfying ways than you ever could.

If your brand of drama is people having too many feelings and not being able to express them properly because of the rules of society or the ethics of their job, then The Good Wife is the show for you.

Julianna Margulies as Alicia Florrick in The Good Wife.

2. You can watch it while doing other stuff

Look, this doesn’t sound like a recommendation. But aren’t we tired of having to actually watch the show we put on? Don’t you want to have something to put on while you’re cooking or cleaning or hungover and maybe falling in and out of sleep? The Good Wife is perfect for that. You can drop out for about ten minutes, scramble your eggs, hang up your laundry, pass out in regrets of last night, and then drop back in and not miss that much. Sometimes you need a show like that, and sometimes you need that show to be good.

3. It’s actually good from the start!

This is really important, you guys.

A new rule I’ve implemented with TV is that if it’s not good from the first episode, I’m not going to watch it. There’s way too much TV now to put up with anything that’s not good from the very first second. My time is important. I’m not going to sit through ten episodes of shambling zombies and sad people to get to the point where someone dies or someone lives or whatever happens. There is exactly one show on television that I would recommend sticking out if you’re not into it, and that’s BoJack Horseman.

However! The Good Wife is good from the very first episode, and it never lets up. It throws us straight into the drama: Alicia Florrick’s husband goes to jail for doing stuff with hookers and Alicia Florrick has to start from scratch at a law firm. The first season milks that for all the drama it’s worth, and the subsequent six seasons follow her rise and fall in the world of Chicago law. There’s rarely ever a bad episode, and for the less exciting ones, refer to my second point.

4. It means you can watch the sequel series, The Good Fight

Now, The Good Fight is maybe a worse title than The Good Wife. It has even less of the irony and is not super representative of what the show is actually about. The Good Fight is essentially The Good Wife without the lead character, but with the best character on the show, Diane Lockhart (Christine Baranski) and two other characters played by Cush Jumbo and Rose Leslie, who I understand plays a dragon of some kind on Game of Thrones. It’s a tighter, more condensed version of The Good Wife, and is similarly good, and fulfills my need to see Christine Baranski be mean and correct to people.

Of course you can watch this without watching The Good Wife, but one of the best things about having seen The Good Wife is being able to dig into this smaller, nastier show which responds quite directly and brutally to the politics in Trump’s America.


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