The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s.

Jane is away, so the mice will play. Call the coppers, its a chaos pod this week no with proper doc, no proper stings and no proper adults. It’s been a great week of reality television, with the dramatic conclusion of Celebrity Treasure Island seeing Shane Cameron use his head wheat, The Wiz lose his marbles and Sam Wallace take home the bacon.

There’s also Married at First Sight NZ, which had a boozy dinner party to end all dinner parties. Tequila shots were had, sex questions were asked, and paid actor accusations were made. Rose and Christopher went to a crystal healer, James and Carmen poled danced, Jono and Ray had many, many fights. It’s The Real Pod, and we promise we’ll do better next time.

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