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SocietySeptember 5, 2016

The incredibly weird tale behind the Bashford Antiques clamping story

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The owners of Bashford Antiques are in the news for aggressively clamping cars outside their Ponsonby store. But this story is much, much stranger than a simple parking dispute. David Farrier reports.

Read the rest of the Bashford Antiques saga here.

The only tweet I’ve ever been “forced” to delete was about Bashford Antiques.

It happened about three years ago, when I was working at TV3. One of my colleagues came into the office in tears.

I just got her to recount the story to me again, because my memory was a little fuzzy:

“It was mid-morning on a week-day. I parked for less than 10 minutes in an unmarked park in the car park outside Bashford Antiques – an area they share with another business.

I was visiting the place right beside it to get a new ear-piece for work, only to find my car half-winched onto the back of a tow-truck when I walked out.

Such a heartwarming memory of two grown men – one a large burly tow truck driver (who called me a “Ponsonby wanker” for having a coffee in my hand), the other a small, mean little man from Bashford Antiques.

Both stood over me as I sat in my car, verbally abusing me at very close range – the little man threatening me with trespass notices – while I wept and shook uncontrollably (admittedly still breastfeeding and hormonal as hell), refusing to pay the $250 cash they were demanding before releasing my car from the truck.

They eventually wore me down and I paid up. I was a total emotional wreck and I have never ever been in a situation like it before or since.”

After hearing this story back in 2013, I tweeted something along the lines of, “Bashford Antiques made my colleague cry, stay away from this awful place”.

Shortly afterwards I got an email from management, telling me the CEO of Mediaworks wanted me to delete my tweet, immediately. I stuck my feet in, but eventually backed down. Job security and all that.

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Why did he want me to delete it? I don’t know. He probably loved antiques.

But I’ve always been a bit annoyed about it.

Bashford Antiques can do what they want on their own property I suppose – including towing. They can tow, tow, tow all day long. But it was more their behaviour around the towing that I thought was a bit odd.

Three years later: Bashford Antiques is still going strong

Bashford Antiques came crashing back into my consciousness last week, when TV3’s Story ran a Story story about them.

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It focused on a driver who says she parked in one of Bashford’s four carparks, which was unmarked (two of Bashford’s parks have no-parking warnings, two do not).

The driver got clamped, and was approached pretty quickly by a clamper demanding $220 cash.

This sounded an awful lot like what happened to my colleague three years ago, but with clamping instead of towing.

Now technically, Bashford Antiques can clamp. They can do pretty much whatever they want to do to cars on their property.

They can, for example:

  1. Cover the cars in chocolate sauce
  2. Take a big poo on the bonnet
  3. Tow them
  4. Clamp them

Thing is, I found myself not really caring about the act of clamping itself… I was more curious about who was doing the clamping. That’s where Story went next:

“The clamper said he worked for Premiere Clamping Services but when Story investigated there was no company registered with that name and we were unable to get hold of anyone using the phone number on the clamping sign.”

So, “Premiere Clamping Services” may or may not exist.

On top of this, Story reported that Bashford Antiques denies any link to the clamping company, which potentially isn’t real.

It’s worth watching the whole video, as things get increasingly feral. A tow truck is called in. Then the owners of Bashford Antiques decide to chuck some road cones across the parks of the neighboring business, which apparently doesn’t mind people parking there after hours.

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A cynical brain might ask: surely they weren’t trying to divert drivers into their parks where they could clamp, clamp, clamp and tow, tow, tow?

The story ends with this guy – someone associated with Bashford Antiques – saying “Bully, bully, bully!” to Dale, the reporter.

I wasn’t sure he was saying “bully” to the right person.

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The follow-up

Stuff.co.nz decided to follow up Story’s story by inviting the owner of Bashford Antiques to speak her mind. She appeared in a video, which is primarily notable for featuring what appears to be the world’s saddest dog.

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She talks as if her Ponsonby carpark has turned into a kind of modern day Sodom and Gomorrah:

“These people have defecated here, there’s been drug dealing, prostitution, and vandalism.”

When asked about whether she profits from the $220 clamping fee, she seemed a bit more unsure than in her statement to Story, this time saying it’s “neither here nor there”.

The Bashford backlash

Soon afterward, people started flooding Bashford Antiques’ Facebook page with negative comments.

Bashford had flown into full damage control mode. Their main technique appeared to be telling everyone to piss off.

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The line that really stood out for me was, “all accounts of Bashford Antiques Ltd are certified by the prestigious firm of Marsden Robinson Chow”.

It’s seemed like quite a grandiose way to describe an accounting practice. Also, I wasn’t sure why they were bothering to describe it in the first place.

It reminded me a lot of the language I encountered when I first met Jane O’Brien Media, a company in America that took great pride in talking about its giant legal team and wonderful ethics, and would often spontaneously ERUPT into capital letters.

I felt like I was in familiar territory.

The lawyer

After seeing comments like that, I was curious to see what Bashford Antiques had been like in the past.

It quickly became apparent that Bashford’s Facebook page was riddled with interesting comments and reviews.

This 1-star review, and accompanying allegations, from June 2016 stood out:

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I got in touch with the reviewer’s sister, Jessica, and was told that she’d emailed owner Jillian Bashford-Evans directly – and that Jillian had replied:

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There were those capital letters again, shouting.

This time, there was talk of defamation, which was signed off by a lawyer.

I don’t know who was wrong and who was right in this exchange, but I was definitely drawn to the words MDA ORGAN MA [HONS] LLM [HONS].

The legalese reminded me again of the run-in I’d had with people making legal threats.

I remembered the lack of clarity over the nature of the clamping company patrolling Bashford’s Antiques, Premiere Clamping Services.

So what about the person behind this letter, MDA Organ? Who is MDA Organ?

While I have no reason to doubt this person’s credentials, no Organs can be found in the law society database:

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And the only “Organ” lawyer I could find anywhere else was Dean Organ, of Dean J Organ & Associates. I e-mailed him asking if he had ever had anything to do with Bashford Antiques. He replied:

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Now, there is a “Michael Organ” on Facebook who has commented on some of Bashford’s bad reviews, and left a review of his own:

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Could Michael “Low Class People” Organ be our mysterious “MDA Organ”? Or is Michael simply a man with the same last name and a passion for antiques?

Or was he made up by Jillian?

That would be quite weird.

Or is it even weirder? Had the owner of Bashford Antiques once employed the services of a sex-shop owner who masqueraded as a blue-blooded prince, and was eventually jailed for stealing a yacht?

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Michael Daniel Albert Organ.

AKA Count Michael Andrassy-Organe.

AKA Prince Michael Organe-Schirinksi.

AKA… MDA Organ… of Bashford Antiques?

What the fuck is going on here?

Who is MDA Organ? Who is Premiere Clamping Services? WHO IS REAL?

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The Scott-designed visitor centre at Te Urewera. Photo: Scott Architecture
The Scott-designed visitor centre at Te Urewera. Photo: Scott Architecture

SocietySeptember 4, 2016

‘The building is going to get scalped tomorrow’ – architects head to Urewera in attempt to save John Scott classic (UPDATED)

The Scott-designed visitor centre at Te Urewera. Photo: Scott Architecture
The Scott-designed visitor centre at Te Urewera. Photo: Scott Architecture

Gregory O’Brien is one of dozens of artists, architects and others hoping to get between the Āniwaniwa Visitor Centre and the DOC demolition crew, which is set to begin work on Monday morning (SCROLL DOWN FOR UPDATES)

A bevy of architects are on the road to Te Urewera this evening, hoping to stop the Department of Conservation contracted demolition of the Āniwaniwa Visitor Centre.

The building, listed by Heritage New Zealand as a Category One Historic Place, was designed by the celebrated Māori architect, the late John Scott, and opened in 1976. The Scott family, and a bunch of architects and other generally troublesome people have been campaigning to keep this modern classic standing – to repeat the successful effort to save the Scott-designed Futuna Chapel in Wellington in the early part of last decade.

DOC, for its part, says it in a press statement it has “considered all practical options for the old building since it was condemned by the Wairoa District Council, vacated and closed in 2008”, noting that it has the support of the main Urewera iwi, Ngāi Tūhoe, before waffling about a new centre with “heritage and visitor information, café, and overall connectedness to landscape, nature, lake, history, community and tangata whenua. A place for the whole whanau.”

I talked to one of these insubordinate aesthetes, artist, writer and curator Gregory O’Brien just before he left Wairoa on the road into Te Urewera this evening.

The Spinoff: What are you up to?

Gregory O’Brien: We’ve heard that an Auckland demolition team has been engaged to demolish the place, and they’re going to start at five O’clock tomorrow, Monday morning. So what’s happened is people from all over the country have turned up here, at least three car-loads from Wellington, also people from Napier, and a whole lot of people from Auckland, including Christina van Bohemen, who’s in charge of the Institute of Architects. And also the Scott family are turning up.

What’s your plan of attack?

Apparently there are a few things that have happened that may be a bit legally uncertain but they’re obviously to push this through fast, to get things going. I think the idea is to rip the roof off it, because that’s what you do to a building basically to destroy it – that was what was proposed for Futuna Chapel: you get the roof off it, exposed to the elements, the interior gets wrecked quickly.

What we’ve been told is the roof is going to come off because there’s been a request to put some of the timber from the roof in the floor of the new building which is the process of being completed at the moment, down the road at the lake [Waikaremoana] itself.

The Scott-designed visitor centre at Te Urewera. Photo: Scott Architecture
The Scott-designed visitor centre at Te Urewera. Photo: Scott Architecture

How is this likely to unfold?

Apparently there are security guards there already, so we might not be able to get within cooee of it. The road goes past it, but I believe under some kind of council bylaw they can actually shut access to the road off on the grounds of public safety or something. Because no one’s been told – they announced it on Friday, essentially they didn’t give any working days to respond, it sounds like one straight from the dirty tricks book, really, I’m not sure of the exact protocol – all I know is there’s going to be a lot of people there, a lot of talk, there’ll probably be some placards, there might be some people on horses. I expect there will probably be some police there. There’s a security company I think – I don’t know if they’re local or from Auckland; I’ve been told the demolition company are coming down from Auckland, possibly because any locally contracted team would be embroiled in the politics of the whole thing.

It would be quite a tragic thing, if it comes to pass. Basically the building is going to get scalped tomorrow, and then I guess they’ll systematically pull it apart. It will take them a few weeks. It does have a big concrete foundation, so they’ll probably need bulldozers.

Why is it worth fighting for?

I think it’s seen as a key work in New Zealand architecture. Julia Gatley put out a book with AUP a few years ago, Long Live the Modern, which highlights nearly 200 20th Century New Zealand buildings that are esteemed – so it has buildings in it like the Futuna Chapel, like the Dixon St flats in Wellington, it had the old Broadcasting House, since demolished. Among the John Scott buildings is the Visitor Centre. It’s not an imposing building. It’s a building that sits in the landscape. Jacob Scott says it was his father’s “ode to Tūhoe”. It’s about human beings living in the landscape, among the trees, in nature. Architecturally, the building is about the link between a human and non-human environment. You go through a kind of whare entrance-way, then you go through a walkway past trees. It is a very high-concept building. I think it’s very metaphoric for being in New Zealand. The truth of this place. The depth of it. The roots of it.

How is it like the Futuna experience?

Futuna came within about one millimetre of its life. One corner of Futuna actually got demolished, and then the people built it back again. That’s how close that came to getting completely smashed. And now the building is completely alive and well. It has a new life, an ongoing life, and its meaning keeps on being enhanced. This building has great potential.

The Futuna Chapel. Photo: Futuna Trust
The Futuna Chapel. Photo: Futuna Trust

Jenny Borndholt and I wrote a letter to Maggie Barry [reprinted below]. I mean, the wall the McCahon painting was on has to be the most important wall in New Zealand art history. In the 70s when McCahon did the work – it was a bicultural work, it was a pioneering work. It was argued over, fought over. Tūhoe had big problems with it. McCahon got very upset, Tūhoe got upset. Eventually the painting ended up there. Then it was stolen about 20 years later, then it was recovered, then it went back, and then it was removed again and the building was closed up and considered too problematic for all kinds of reasons by DOC.

But it is a heritage building: it needs a new life, as Futuna did. Futuna didn’t want to stay being a Catholic chapel, it had to become something new, it had to be reimagined. And that’s what it’s doing now. There’s no shortage of ideas about what you could do with this place. You could have art in the foyer: a six month turnaround of New Zealand contemporaty artists commissioned to do a work for that walk – everyone would leap at it. Maori painters, Pakeha painter, Tūhoe painters, Ngāti Ruapani painters. It’s like it’s on the cusp of becoming a new thing. Someone has to will it, to imagine it over that building, but to get there the building has to stay up, as Futuna did. Because if a bulldozer had got Futuna, it’s over, you know?

What is the Ngāi Tūhoe position?

Tūhoe is an iwi with many people in many positions. The dominant group seem to support the DOC position, which is that the simplest solution is to get rid of it. But there are a lot of people there who don’t think that. But also the status of the land it’s on is complicated, because there the Ngāti Ruapani, who also have a claim on it. It’s not a unanimous Tūhoe thing – I’ve got Tūhoe friends that are very keen to retain the building. There are people here that would be very involved in the future of it. It’s not like a whole of people from outside wanting to run the place from Wellington.

Where are you going to stay tonight?

There are some cabins in the camping ground down the road. There are going to be dozens of people, mostly architects. But also the Scott family and the Matahiwi marae. But whether there are Tūhoe there, whether this whole thing proceeds in silence, whatever happens is really up in the air.

Update, Monday 7am, message from O’Brien:

“We went through the building last evening. It was unlocked… No sign of anything going on or about to happen.

“This morning we arrived at 5am. There were a couple of DOC people present already; a kaumatua and a couple of others.

“There was a five minute blessing in Maori… then DANGER DO NOT ENTER plastic tape was placed across the property. Since then there has been some coming and going… a police car….

“So it looks as if they are going to start ripping the place apart.”

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Letter to the Hon Maggie Barry – minister for Arts, Culture and Heritage, as well as for the Department of Conservation – from Gregory O’Brien and Jenny Bornholdt

Dear Maggie,

The proposed demolition of the John Scott building at Waikaremoana is a terrible error. Like many, we are wondering who has provided “heritage advice” to the Ministry apropos the building. There is a terrible irony in the fact that DOC is announcing this pending demolition five days after we launched a book about the on-going life of another Scott building, Futuna Chapel. (That building was saved, as you know, at the eleventh hour, by which time one corner had been knocked off the entrance-structure, and all the church pews had been sent to the tip-shop – from where they were never recovered.) It’s a miracle that Futuna lived. But it did – and what a huge asset it is for all New Zealanders – not only to architects, artists, poets, musicians and others.

In 1999 I (Greg) curated an exhibition at City Gallery Wellington, centred around Colin McCahon’s Urewera Mural. The following year I worked on the Parihaka exhibition, which included work by Tame Iti. I understand, a little, the complexities of Tuhoe – and also the diversity of opinions within the iwi.

The wall upon which the Urewera Mural hung in the Aniwaniwa Visitors’ Centre must be THE most important wall in New Zealand art history (on account of the bicultural origins of McCahon’s work, firstly; the complicated, volatile history of its creation, then its theft, its reinstallation … and its ongoing story). This could become a very important wall in the future of New Zealand art as well.

We know Tuhoe living in the region who are willing and able to be involved in keeping the building alive and artistically active. Here’s one idea: The foyer/wall could be used as a “temporary” art space featuring a major commissioned work (on maybe a four or six month turnaround). I know significant artists like John Walsh, Robin White and others would leap at the opportunity to produce a work for such a space. First up, though, there could be a few seasons of art from Tuhoe… Tame and others… Maybe once every five years, there could be a season with McCahon’s Mural back in situ…

We feel for John Scott’s family. This building is close to their heart. Architecturally, it is a great metaphor for humanity and its place in the natural world. Conceptually it is a remarkable structure–porous, permeable… It belongs in the future; there are lessons we still have to learn from it. We are only beginning to understand this irreplaceable building.

Yours faithfully,

Gregory O’Brien and Jenny Bornholdt