Each year, to his neighbours’ dismay, right-wing columnist and convicted fraudster Damien Grant celebrates his son’s birthday with a deafening commercial-level fireworks display. Grant’s critics need to shut up and let him live his libertarian ideals in peace, says Emily Writes.
So I was listening to RNZ’s The Panel (only because Mihi Forbes was on it) when I heard a story that tugged at my heart strings. It is the story of a man.
A brave man. An Auckland man.
Damien Grant, occasional columnist, fireworksimporter and convicted fraudster, is a champion of freedom.
If Damien Grant was an animal he would be an eagle. Soaring above our communities spraying freedom in the form of….fireworks.
And he is being heinously, heinously attacked by it – by freedom haters who wish to impose their tyrannical rule and ridiculous ideas like “not wanting horses to break their legs in fear” and so-called “respect for their community”.
Damien Grant is a hero. Some might think that it’s excessive to stage a commercial fireworks display on your child’s birthday but who hasn’t wanted to light up the sky in celebration of spreading their seed? This is the right of every man.
And as Damien says on The Panel, to the quite frankly outrageous suggestion that he should consider the “people” around him: “I enjoy fireworks.”
How can you argue with that? Damien likes fireworks. So why, WHY, should he have to consider the welfare of animals who have frankly done nothing for us at all, and the “community” who can just move out if they don’t like it.
As Damien says, fireworks have been around for “a thousand years or more” and they are “entertaining”.
If that’s not an argument for horses to die, companion animals to be traumatised, and babies to be up all night screaming I don’t know what is.
But Damien, expert in words and opinions, continues to argue his side, even though he has clearly won this battle with his exceptional reasoning. “Visually” he says, fireworks are “an orchestra sound-wise”. They are also “exciting” and “dramatic”.
If that’s not enough to convince the local veterinarian and these uppity dickheads who care about the welfare of their pets and family members, then what about this argument that shows the towering intellect of a man who didn’t lose his virginity until his mid-30s.
“You eat bacon, a pig dies.”
It is true. It cannot be denied. We do eat bacon. And a pig does die.
Now, frankly, Damien Grant, champion of liberty, could have left it there. Because who could argue with this truth teller? This saviour of self-determination?
But he continues. “The horses in question…” he says, correctly putting the real menace to society, those enemies of sovereignty, on notice. They know about the fireworks.
Kaimanawa Heritage Horses muster coordinator Simone Frewin told NZME that there is an “extremely high chance the fireworks could cause injury or death to these horses” and that our hero of self-governance, lover of justice Damien Grant is “sadly… immune to reason and considers the potential enjoyment of the 40 children and more than 80 adults to be of greater importance than serious trauma and potential catastrophic loss of life.”
But what more could he do? It’s not like he could listen to the community who have begged him for four years to stop putting on these gratituous displays of wealth and privilege? This astounding monument to narcissism. This gigantic attempt at appeasing his fragile masculinity.
It’s not like he could do that. It simply is not an option. The horses need to move out, or maybe just put on ear phones; if the people don’t like it they can move out too. Close the curtains. Sure the display has been described as “hellish” by people in the area – but what do those horse-lovers know?
Because, as Damien says: “There are more people than horses. And they shouldn’t have a right of veto over other people’s enjoyment.”
“I want to put on a fireworks show”.
Self-described former incel Damien Grant, King of Waitoki, has spoken. He wants to light things and he wants those things to blow up and make big things in the sky. And that has nothing to do with his sexual frustration.
Finally, let us consider these wise words from this simple everyday hero partaking in his God-given right to hold a commercial fireworks display for his child:
Emily Writes is the editor of The Spinoff Parents. Her book Rants in the Dark is out now. Buy it here. Her second book Is it Bedtime Yet? is out in August. Follow her on Facebook here.
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A glass pipe for smoking P found in a methamphetamine manufacturing lab following a police raid on January 17, 2018 in Auckland (Image: Fiona Goodall/Getty Images)
A glass pipe for smoking P found in a methamphetamine manufacturing lab following a police raid on January 17, 2018 in Auckland (Image: Fiona Goodall/Getty Images)
New Zealand was poised for drug reform in 2007, but reform never came. Why do we still adhere to drug prohibition, which will be remembered as one of the most arbitrary, barbaric and brutal systems of oppression in human history?
‘Drug’ Prohibition is an archaic system of control conceived in the 1950s that’s had a devastating global impact upon individuals, families, communities and countries.
Back in the 1950s offensive ideas and practices towards indigenous people, people of colour, women, homosexuals, people with mental illness or learning disabilities were sadly not uncommon. Indeed, abuse was legitimised and normalised at a structural, cultural and interpersonal level. Now almost 70 years later, such bigotry has successfully been exposed and challenged, and such attitudes are for the most part no longer socially acceptable or state approved.
By contrast, the oppressive attitudes in the 1950s directed towards people who used ‘drugs’ became enshrined in the 1961 UN Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs, and little has changed since. We have been duped into using state approved drugs (alcohol, caffeine, tobacco and sugar) within our daily routines and rituals and to embrace them as ‘non-drugs’. These hidden drugs have monopolised and saturated the market, while all substances banned by the government (that we are encouraged to call ‘drugs’) are demonised, presented as unquestionably dangerous.
This sharp distinction between state-approved and state-banned drugs has no scientific or pharmacological foundation to support it. What we commonly referred to as ‘drugs’ or ‘narcotics’ are simply a list of substances, arbitrarily prohibited for political reasons. It’s an untenable 1950s social construct lacking any research evidence to support it. Prohibition and fierce law enforcement cannot be justified from a human rights perspective or from a scientific basis, but conveniently banned drugs are blamed for the devastation and damage caused by prohibition.
Ironically, when they’re under the same quality control conditions as state-approved drugs, banned substances are generally less physically, socially and psychologically harmful. Further, there are medical benefits to many prohibited drugs that are being to denied to patients, leaving people with epilepsy, PTSD, depression, autism, Alzheimer’s, MS, Parkinson’s and cancer to needlessly suffer, or risk criminalisation and/or imprisonment.
Prohibition doesn’t stop people using drugs; it just makes using drugs dangerous. Once drugs are pushed underground users have little idea of the content of their purchase. The drug could be much higher potency than they anticipated, it could be mixed with highly toxic ingredients, and if they get into difficulty they are less likely to seek help. Undoubtedly, one of the greatest risks is posed not by drugs, but by a drug conviction. A criminal record for a drug crime can result in insurmountable hurdles when seeking employment, education, housing, international travel, insurance and relationships.
But drug enforcement is selective and profoundly divisive. It invariably targets the poor, the indigenous, people of colour, and people from black and minority ethnic groups (BME), despite evidence that levels of drug use are similar across communities. This discriminatory drug enforcement has resulted in worrying disparities in terms of over-representation of indigenous people and people of colour in prison, particularly in New Zealand, Australia, the United Kingdom and USA.
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The prohibition efforts to reduce drug supply have failed abysmally (UN reportrecords levels of opium production in Afghanistan last year) but despite the failure of prohibition, the drug policy ratchet only ever leads to more punitive approaches. Research indicates that policing to remove dealers from stable supply chains actually increases violence in communities, while militarised responses to drug cartels have effectively resulted in violent ‘drug wars’ that have destabilised countries such as Mexico. The worrying growth of violent gangs and drug cartels are not inevitable by-products of ‘drugs’. They are the inevitable outcome of a brutally enforced system of drug prohibition, one that was also witnessed in the 1920s with alcohol prohibition.
Like other forms of oppression that were once institutionalised by government, the lid is being lifted on prohibition, exposing the lack of evidence to support it. Many countries have adopted harm reduction approaches: the Netherlands has sold cannabis in coffee shops since the 1970s; Portugal decriminalised all drug possession in 2001; Switzerland began prescribing injectable heroin in 1991; and in 2014 Uruguay legalised home-grown cannabis. The old regime of prohibition is crumbling, and countries engaged in reform are realising the positive outcomes in terms health, employment, disease control, crime and addiction. There is no going back.
New Zealand was poised for drug reform in 2007 when the Law Commission was tasked to review the Misuse of Drugs Act 1975. In 2011 after a four-year investigation the Law Commission published a comprehensive radical review, including 144 recommendations. Key recommendations of the Law Commission included rescinding the 1975 Act and replacing it with new legislation rooted in a health approach, a cautioning scheme for all drug personal possession, and ending the use of prison for low-level social drug dealing.
My arrival at Victoria University in January that year provided an ideal opportunity to help reshape drug law, policy and practice in Aotearoa New Zealand. I had imagined that a country respected for fighting hard to ensure women’s equal rights, sex workers’ rights, gay and lesbian marriage, and a country that stood firm against South African apartheid and against nuclear power would be more than ready to deliver much-needed drug reform.
Soon after I moved to New Zealand, I addressed the 2011 New Zealand Drug Policy Symposium on the Stigma and Discrimination as Barriers to Recovery, and in 2012 and 2013 I delivered papers at Criminology/Criminal Justice Conferences in Auckland and Wellington questioning the role and use of drug testing. However, I soon learned the dominant discourse on drugs and drug users was punitive and firmly rooted in prohibition ideology, with lip service paid towards evidenced based drug policies. Apart from punitive focused cherry picking, the extensive work and key proposals of the Law Commission quickly faded.
Instead of drug policy transformation, in my seven years in New Zealand I’ve witnessed the moral panic about methamphetamine contamination of houses; millions of dollars thrown at companies to carry out testing and cleaning; a punitive and dubious scheme to drug test unemployed people seeking work (with benefit suspensions for repeat positive drug tests); drug driving campaigns targeting cannabis users that conflate presence with impairment and crash causation; a questionable major investment to roll-out of US styled Drug Courts centred on abstinence, drug testing, scram ankle tags and 12-step residential rehabs; expensive annual police and air force helicopter missions to scour the countryside to remove cannabis plants; chronically sick people punished and/or incarcerated for self-medicating with home-grown cannabis; the introduction of a Psychoactive Substances Act 2013that extended the net of prohibition further by outlawing possession of every new psychoactive drug; and the worrying move to bolster compulsory treatment with the Substance Addiction (Compulsory Assessment and Treatment) Act 2017.
All rolled out comfortably and bedded in with minimal critique, challenge or resistance, while at the same time well-established harm reduction policies adopted in other countries – such as the distribution of naloxone take home, heroin prescribing, Good Samaritan laws, decriminalising cannabis self-medication and drug consumption rooms – struggled to gain traction.
While the Global Commission on Drug Policy (that encouragingly now includes former prime minister Helen Clark) presses countries to adopt evidence-based harm reduction policies and drug reform, New Zealand has gone in the opposite direction. The revelations concerning the meth testingof houses have epitomised just how punitive drug policies and practices have become in New Zealand – policies informed by prohibitionist ideology and intolerance, in which any level of drug presence is met with forceful consequences and assumptions.
Little has been done in this period to promote harm reduction, to advance the human rights of people who use drugs, or to push for much-needed reform as recommended by the Law Commission in 2011. In 1988 we were world leaders in harm reduction rolling out the first national needle exchange programme; 30 years later, how far we have fallen behind.
In decades to come, prohibition will be remembered as one of the most arbitrary, brutal systems of oppression in recent history. Some countries realised and acted upon this sooner than others. The chance for New Zealand to be on the right side of history is running out, but maybe the new government may surprise us.
Dr Julian Buchanan is a retired associate professor of criminology from Victoria University of Wellington. He has had a long interest in international drug policy, harm reduction and human rights.
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