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Maps: supplied, Design: Tina Tiller
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OPINIONSocietyMay 10, 2023

Regional rail: What is, what was and what could be

Maps: supplied, Design: Tina Tiller
Maps: supplied, Design: Tina Tiller

Regional rail options in 2023 are few and far between. But it wasn’t always like this, writes Emma Maguire.

I spent the first 18 years of my life living in Gisborne, a city where you can walk from one side to the other in 40 minutes. I didn’t know a single person who ever rode the bus. All I knew of trains was riding the steam train WA165 out of the city – to Muriwai or Beach Loop – and then taking the bus to Wellington or Auckland.

My mum talks about taking the train from Gisborne to Wellington when she was younger, and ever since I first heard that that was possible, I’ve dreamed of a world where I could too.

I’m obsessed with trains. I don’t so much care about the specifics of them – how they work and whatnot – but rather the possibility they represent. 

One day, one day I might be able to travel back to Tairāwhiti without cramming myself into a tiny Intercity bus seat for 11 hours, or feeling a stranger’s thigh pressed sensually (and sweatily) against my own in the godawful baby plane that is the de Havilland Q300 twin-prop as it rattles its way up the East Coast. 

The answer to that is: TRAIN!

But it’s not coming anytime soon. 

Wellington, where I now live, has four major train lines, spanning out across the wider city. These trains run… very infrequently and are solely bus-replaced on public holidays and often on weekends. 

Auckland has one train that makes it out to Hamilton, the Capital Connection runs once a day from Wellington to Palmerston North, Great Journeys of NZ has three tourist trains that run Auckland-Wellington, Picton-Christchurch and Christchurch-Greymouth, and Dunedin has a handful of fairly sporadic tourist trains.

And that’s… it. 

From Auckland Transport’s hot mess of line repairs, to Kiwirail’s recent faux-pas with its Rail Inspection Car, to the pricing of long distance travel via any of Kiwirail’s regional services – the state of rail infrastructure in this country is horrendous, and it is absurd we have let it decay to this point.

In 2023, there are six long-distance train services running in New Zealand (and I use “long distance” lightly): the Capital Connection, the Wairarapa Connection, the Northern Explorer, the Coastal Pacific, the TranzAlpine and the Te Huia. The vast majority of those services don’t even run every day of the week. 

This is what we’ve done, and it is a travesty.

a map of Aotearoa showing the six train lines, four in the North Island and two in the South
The current regional rail lines in Aotearoa (Map: Emma Maguire)

The UK might be on fire right now but at least it has trains that run. Brighton and Glasgow are about the same distance apart as Auckland and Wellington (give or take 80km), and you can make that trip — via train — in just over six hours.

If you were to do the same in Aotearoa, you’d be on the Northern Explorer train for 11 hours. Just think – you too could spend $200+ of your hard earned money to travel one way, in a scenic carriage with no wifi, over-glossy seats and a distinct vibe of: this train was built for tourists. 

High-speed rail is our future. It’s renewable, it’s able to carry many, many more people than a bus or a car or a plane could, it’s on the ground, it allows for multiple stops across long distances, and for god’s sake, there’s cafes and toilets. It’s the ideal mode of transport, but no one in this country wants to make the effort to invest in it in any meaningful way.

Why? Maybe all the powers that be are in the pocket of Big Airplane, or maybe no one wants to make the effort. 

But the fact remains, it didn’t used to be like this.

As a part of research for historian André Brett’s book Can’t Get There from Here – tracking Aotearoa passenger rail since 1920 – designer Sam van der Weerden mapped out the full extent of passenger rail in Aotearoa. While those maps don’t necessarily represent lines that were all active at the same time, they do show the sheer breadth of the plausible rail network in our country. 

Map of historic regional rail lines (Map: Sam van der Weerden)

The map is expansive. It covers most of the land, weaving out across the islands like the blood vessels of our country. If there were tiny lines added in to serve the lower West Coast, and around Taupō, it would be comprehensive. It’s a much more wide and balanced set of routes than the absolute mediocre shitshow we have these days.

Most of these lines are unused now. Overgrown, covered in weeds, existing solely for the backgrounds of dystopic student films and indie album covers.

Imagine what New Zealand could be with quality, high-speed, long distance rail. You could get on a train in Wellington after work one day and get to Auckland before the night was out. You could train to the provinces, do work and virtual meetings on your journey from Dunedin to Christchurch, take the sleeper train home from your Northland music festival.

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Commuting into the cities from the provinces would become more viable. You could bolster tourism in the regions or travel home to your small town for the weekends.

It would be worth it. It would be viable. It would reconnect New Zealand in a way that just isn’t possible with planes.

But no one wants to take that risk.

Certain pundits complain these days that rail isn’t “a possibility”. That the “time has passed”. That “it’s too expensive”. And to that I say: if we’d made changes 30 years ago we wouldn’t be having this discussion. If we’d maintained our lines and services throughout the advent of the car, we wouldn’t be starting from scratch now. 

The sooner we start, the sooner it’s fixed. 

We can whinge all we like about how much it is going to cost, about how much time it’s all going to take forever and ever and every new election cycle, or we can start getting shit done now before we all turn to dust. 

One day I hope to be able to train to Whanganui, to train home to Gisborne, to pop down to Dunedin by ferry and train for the weekend.

And I really hope it’s still while I’m young enough to enjoy it.

Keep going!
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SocietyMay 10, 2023

Rural sportswoman of the year ‘apologetic’ for blackface photos

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Photos of an award-winning shearer in blackface with friends were shared to Facebook, before being deleted about a day later. Stewart Sowman-Lund reports.

A world champion sheep shearer recently named New Zealand’s rural sportswoman of the year has apologised after sharing photos to Facebook of herself in blackface over the weekend.

Megan Whitehead, 26, was named the country’s top rural sportswoman at a ceremony in March. It was said at the time that her goal was to become the first woman to shear 700 lambs in one day, having previously made history for a nine-hour solo shear of 661 lambs. “With her impressive achievements and future aspirations, we can’t wait to see what she will accomplish next in this highly competitive industry,” read a blurb by Rural Sports NZ.

In photos originally uploaded to Facebook, and seen by The Spinoff, Whitehead and a pair of friends in Southland can be seen with black faces, faux dreadlocks and wearing clothing with the colours of the Jamaican flag. “This year Becky went to Jamaica and left us behind… so we decided to go too” read the caption on a post featuring Whitehead.

Other photos show one of the women with a fake oversized joint and wearing a T-shirt saying “living the high life” while another was pictured holding a bottle of Jamaican rum.

While Whitehead did not upload the original post herself, she did post a photo in the comments that showed her and another person in blackface and smiling.

Blackface, as this 2019 piece from CNN explained, is more than just painting your skin a darker colour. Dating back to the 19th century, it has its history in white Americans stereotypically depicting and mocking African Americans. Black people were often depicted as lazy and ignorant, almost exclusively for the entertainment of white audiences. And if it was racist and offensive 200 years ago, it’s far worse now.

It’s understood the photos of Whitehead and her friends were shared to Facebook on Saturday afternoon and visible for just over 24 hours before being deleted. According to a concerned member of the public who first approached The Spinoff, the photos may have been tied to the current duck shooting season when people paint their faces in camouflage. “But they contradict that by painting their whole bodies black and brown and wearing brightly coloured Jamaican costumes,” the person, who asked to remain anonymous, said.

Screenshots of the Facebook post showed at least one person criticising the group for being racist and “not even trying to hide it”, while other comments were in support. Whitehead herself commented on the photos saying “peace and love”.

The Spinoff attempted to reach Whitehead for comment but received no response. However, in a joint statement, Steve Hollander, the founder of the New Zealand Rural Sports Awards, and Sir David Fagan, the president of Shearing Sports New Zealand, said Whitehead was “embarrassed and apologetic for the pain caused by her actions”.

“Both Shearing Sports New Zealand and the New Zealand Rural Sports Awards support the diversity of rural sports,” the statement said. “Using blackface for fun is hurtful as it reinforces harmful racial stereotypes, and we hope it will soon be consigned to the history books.”

While the decision to wear blackface was “done for a laugh”, Hollander and Fagan both agreed “it was done without understanding the historical context”.

It’s not the first time and, sadly, it probably won’t be the last that someone in New Zealand decides to don the offensive costume and pose for photographs. In 2019, photos surfaced of NZME chief executive Michael Boggs in blackface at a 2015 work function. In 2018, a group of Harcourts employees dressed up as Cameroon athletes to attend a national conference. Stuff even has an article from 2020 titled “All the times New Zealanders thought it was OK to do blackface”, which provides more examples than you would expect (and includes notable New Zealanders like former Bachelor Art Green).