If you haven’t started watching yet, we beg you to reconsider.

Who got flushed this week, and who remains circling the drain. 

Normies only from now on, please.

The prize fund continues to grow, but so does the faithful's deathly sense of despair.

Hell hath no fury like a woman with a wedding to plan.

Nobody wants to be the first sent home, especially when you went to all the trouble of finding a missing eyeball in a room full of haunted dolls.

The Spinoff faithfuls deliver their verdict on episode one of The Traitors NZ. 

A wrestler, a clairvoyant and a funeral director walk into a castle... As season two approaches, let us introduce the brave souls about to blag and backstab their way to $100,000.

It's back, baby... and this time there's not a celebrity in sight.

'No one could see that I was in trouble because I was just jumping around with my arms waving and acting like a monkey.'

Eyeballs were eaten, heads were shaved and a winner was crowned.

The Traitors NZ just handed the controls to Aotearoa’s greatest living celebrity, and nothing will ever be the same again.

'Something truly terrible has happened…'

What is happening at Paul Henry's lodge?!

'TV is a real Aladdin’s cave of treasure. I don’t think people really give it the respect it deserves.'