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Pop CultureApril 3, 2021

Bottoms up! The best moments from Melodownz’s Kava Corner

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For the past six months, Melodownz’ interview series Kava Corner has been one of the joys of the internet. Sam Brooks runs down the best moments so far from the show that likes to get its subjects just a little buzzed.

I am on the record, multiple times, declaring Anika Moa Aotearoa’s best interviewer. She now might have a contender for her title, however, because hip-hop artist Melodownz is pretty damn good at it as well. His Youtube interview series Kava Corner, in which he enjoys several rounds of kava with different New Zealand personalities, makes for the perfect, gentle binge watch.

While the topics can get fairly heavy – interviews so far have covered politics, addiction, and time spent in prison – Melodownz keeps it light and warm. He’s clearly invested and interested in the people’s he interviewing, whether he’s clearly in quiet awe of his guest (in the case of say, Anika Moa and Scribe) or just vibing with them (as is the case with Chlöe Swarbrick and Benee).

I’ve rounded out the best moments from the nine episodes released thus far, but I implore you to watch all the episodes. They’ll soothe and relax you, just like a shell full of kava.

John Campbell loves a lot of things

Is there anything more pure on this green earth than John Campbell liking things? I think not. In this episode, he admits to liking:

  • A buttery chard (but only two nights a week!)
  • Jet plane lollies
  • Hip-hop, Frank Ocean, Public Enemy
  • Saying the f-word exactly once
  • Noname
  • Kava!

I could listen to John Campbell list the things he likes for hours on end.

Joseph Parker owns his royal title

In 2018, king of British talk telly Graham Norton body shamed Joseph Parker by calling him “the king of pies”. While this apparently weighed on Parker for a while, he eventually decided to own it: he wore a shirt to his subsequent fight with Anthony Joshua with the title emblazoned on the front. Let’s kick out the Queen, replace her with the King of Pies.

(He also reveals that he plays piano, which is super charming! While we’re kicking out the Queen, let’s give Joseph Parker all of Elton John’s tour dates.)

Patrick Gower shades John Key and Mike Hosking

Patrick Gower liberally drops f-bombs throughout his interview, where he thoughtfully discusses weed (good!) and his response to the shall-not-be-named white supremacists who sought to tour New Zealand (bad!). But the best f-bomb of all comes when Melodownz asks Gower who would win in a fight between John Key and Mike Hosking:

“Nobody’s winning in that, man. Who would wanna watch those fuckers fight? It’d be the worst boxing match in history. Nobody’s winning in that, are they?” Read them for filth, sis!!!

Chlöe Swarbrick doesn’t want to leave politics to the politicians

Chlöe Swarbrick’s episode should be essential viewing for high schoolers. I genuinely learned more about the way our political system works, from the Beehive down to local boards, than I did in my first 20 years of life. She needs little prompting from Melodownz, who seems so stoked to just be in the room with her, to discuss why it’s so important that everyone engages with politics (in another Hosking burn, she says, correctly that his vote matters as much as ours). But the real kicker is this slam dunk:

“Don’t leave politics to the politicians, bro. That’s where it gets cooked.”

Honestly, just all of Nix’s episode

If you aren’t familiar with Nix, don’t close this tab – open up a new one and get watching. She’s not just a hilarious time, she’s a dedicated activist who speaks candidly about her struggles with addiction and her time in prison. Nix is remarkably open throughout, without ever letting it feel too heavy, and Melodownz is equally candid and respectful of her sharing her time and her stories with him. It shows that Melodownz has mastered one key thing that interviewers should remember: it helps if you’re interested and invested in what your subject has to say.

Anika Moa’s haunted hotel

Anika leans into her heavy-drinking, raucous persona hard in this interview, but the funniest moment of the whole thing is where she talks about a fixation of hers: Chicks Hotel in Dunedin. She fully believes that the old, stone building is haunted, which is why she sleeps in the same room with her entire entourage whenever she’s in the city. We love a woman who doesn’t fear ghosts! Christina Ricci, anybody?

Benee’s mum hates the idea of her getting a face tattoo

Benee’s mum is as much of a character throughout her interview as she is, with the singer calling on her throughout her interview. Muroki, one of Benee’s friends, asks her if she’d ever get a face tattoo. Benee rates face tattoos, but her mum is not a fan.

“You can’t wear a moko because you’re not Māori. I respect facial tattoos when they’re cultural but you’re not. You’re a white girl from Grey Lynn. Keep them on your body!” Replace Mike’s Minute with Benee’s Mum’s Minute, in my perfectly frank opinion.

Dre Skrila and Sonny Jim answer the weirdest “would you rather” ever

Each episode of Kava Corner ends with Melodownz running through quick fire questions, a segment called ‘The Kava Buzz’. The interview with internet comedian Dre Skrila and Sonny Jim has the absolute strangest question of all of them: Would you rather look 10 years older above the neck or below the belt? They are genuinely bewildered by the question, but eventually settle on below the belt – even though it would make for, and I quote, “old ass dick” – because at least you can work out.

Scribe got told off by Brooke Fraser

Scribe’s interview is another highlight of the series – especially considering how reticent the rapper tends to be in interviews. He discusses his relationship to his own fame, his time in prison and his addiction with incredible candour. Again, it shows Melodownz’ tremendous skill that the interview doesn’t feel heavy at all. One lighter moment is Scribe recalling when Brooke Fraser told him off for not meeting some fans after the show, sharing with him what her father would tell her – “Do it now because one day they won’t be there!” And now you’re thinking of what Brooke Fraser would sound like telling off Scribe, and that’s some arithmetic, isn’t it?

You can watch all of Kava Corner on YouTube.

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Pop CultureApril 2, 2021

Here’s what to watch on free-to-air this Easter

No, you probably can’t watch bunnies but there’s a lot that you can watch.
No, you probably can’t watch bunnies but there’s a lot that you can watch.

We’ve found the shows you’ll want to watch on terrestrial TV this long weekend. 

It’s Easter, and you deserve some quality time in front of the television. Whether you’re spending the long weekend in a remote location with unreliable internet, or planning on being stuck on the couch in a chocolate coma unable to work the remote, you may end up relying on the wonders of free-to-air TV.

Don’t panic. We’ve scoured the TV listings and found the best terrestrial options for your holiday viewing pleasure. It’s not great, but it could be worse, and we’ll always have The Chase. Happy Easter, everyone. 

Good Friday

The Repair Shop (TVNZ 1, 7.00pm): Grab the tissues, fill your cup and get down with your bad selves with the nicest show on television. The Repair Shop warms the heart and feeds the soul, as a group of experts restore family heirlooms with tender loving care. Adults crying over old teddy bears has never been so comforting. 

The Wizard of Oz (TVNZ 1, 7.45pm): This movie is 82 years old and should be locked away in a vault, but apparently witches and flying monkeys are timeless.  

Hugh Grant and Nicole Kidman in The Undoing (supplied)

The Undoing (Prime, 8.30pm) The free-to-air debut of David E. Kelley’s thriller starring Hugh Grant and Nicole Kidman as a married couple whose life unravels when one of them is accused of murder. Continues on Saturday and Sunday nights, and be sure to read our review and also this to confirm the many questions you’ll have after the final episode. 

Easter Saturday

Life of Kai (10.30am, Three) a lifestyle series that celebrates the work of New Zealand’s best Māori culinary artists, showcasing how they give Māori kai a modern flavour. 

The five glorious Chasers. (Photo: TVNZ)

Beat the Chasers (5.00pm, TVNZ 1): It’s a repeat, but who cares? Five of Britain’s best brainiacs try to beat normal people in the quiz show countdown of your dreams. It’s the golden hour, it’s the hour of power, it might just be the best part of your long weekend.  

Oddball (6.30pm, TVNZ 2): Kids will love this sweet Australian movie about a dog protecting a penguin sanctuary, which means you’ll get precious minutes to steal their chocolate egg stash and eat it silently in the cupboard. Blessed. 

A United Kingdom (8.30pm, Māori TV): Based on a true story, this 2016 film starring Rosamund Pike and David Oyelowo follows the love story between Prince Seretse Khama of Botswana and Ruth Williams, a white woman from south London, and the public outcry after they marry. 

Easter Sunday

Arctic Fabulous.

Joanna Lumley in the Land of the Northern Lights (TVNZ 1, 7.25pm): A J-Lum travel show is a treat no matter what time of year, and this time she’s headed across the Arctic Circle and Norway in search of the aurora borealis. Turn off all the lights, put on your warmest jacket and try and pretend it’s not Patsy Stone who’s sleeping in an ice hotel.

Prince William: A Planet for All of Us (Three, 7.25pm): Love to see the heir to the throne remind us that Earth is for everyone. This documentary shows William on a royal quest to protect the planet, championing the work of those advocating for change around the world. Your Nana will love this.

Stacey Morrison fronts National Treasures. (Photo: TVNZ)

National Treasures (TVNZ 1, 8.30pm): It’s the final episode in this gem of a series about New Zealand treasures and taonga and the important stories they reveal from our past. Hosted by Stacey and Scotty Morrison, both national treasures themselves. 

Parasite (Māori TV, 8.30pm): Winner of the 2020 Academy Award for Best Picture, this unique Korean film is a wickedly dark satire about the parasitic relationship between two neighbouring families, the Kims and the Parks. Viewer reviews range from “a true masterpiece” to “OK film but that’s all”. You decide. 

Serious faces. (Photo: supplied)

Line of Duty (TVNZ 1, 9.20pm): Season six of Jed Mecurio’s (Bodyguard) acclaimed drama hits our screens, following the investigations of a controversial police unit that aims to uncover corruption within the force. Tense, complex and a bloody good watch. Seasons 1-5 are available on Netflix. 

Easter Monday

The Chase Bloopers (TVNZ 1, 7pm): The Chase, but funnier.

The Bachelor & Bachelorette NZ Tell All (TVNZ 2, 8pm): Our chance to find out what really happened during Moses and Lexie’s journeys to love. Why were there so many watersports? Did anyone ever finish one of those delicious cheese boards? Most importantly, are our pairs of lovebirds still together?