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BELOW DECK — Pictured: (l-r) Captain Lee Rosbach, Kate Chastain, Josiah Carter, Laura Betancourt, Ross Inia, Ashton Pienaar, Rhylee Gerber, Tyler Rowland, Adrian Martin — (Photo by: Greg Endries/Bravo)
BELOW DECK — Pictured: (l-r) Captain Lee Rosbach, Kate Chastain, Josiah Carter, Laura Betancourt, Ross Inia, Ashton Pienaar, Rhylee Gerber, Tyler Rowland, Adrian Martin — (Photo by: Greg Endries/Bravo)

Pop CultureMarch 7, 2019

Five reasons you should be watching Below Deck right now

BELOW DECK — Pictured: (l-r) Captain Lee Rosbach, Kate Chastain, Josiah Carter, Laura Betancourt, Ross Inia, Ashton Pienaar, Rhylee Gerber, Tyler Rowland, Adrian Martin — (Photo by: Greg Endries/Bravo)
BELOW DECK — Pictured: (l-r) Captain Lee Rosbach, Kate Chastain, Josiah Carter, Laura Betancourt, Ross Inia, Ashton Pienaar, Rhylee Gerber, Tyler Rowland, Adrian Martin — (Photo by: Greg Endries/Bravo)

Six seasons in, Below Deck remains the wildest drama on the high seas. Now’s the perfect time to catch up on this hugely entertaining boat-based reality series, argues Dominic Corry.

Vanderpump Rules and the various Real Housewives shows may dominate the Bravo brand, but a world away from those land-based shenanigans, there’s another Bravo reality franchise making waves. Literally. Sorry.

Below Deck, and its spin-off sister show, Below Deck Mediterranean, centre around the day-to-day lives of the people who work on luxury super yachts catering to the super rich. These well-to-do (but often poorly behaved) clients charter the super yacht for three days, during which time their every desire is fulfilled by the four-person deck crew, the three-person stew staff and the chef.

The show chronicles the stresses upon the crew during charter, and also emphasises how much they like to cut loose when each charter finishes. Personal lives inevitably became messily intertangled.

Aside from Captain Lee Rosbach, the so-called Stud of the Sea, and Chief Stewardess Kate Chastain, a master of deathly silent passive aggression, the cast mostly revolves year-to-year, with some crew members sticking around for a couple of seasons, especially the chef. There’s almost always at least one useless deckhand or stew who gets fired in the reality TV equivalent of receiving a dishonourable discharge from the Navy.

While the previous five seasons were Caribbean-set, the latest season of Below Deck, currently screening on Bravo New Zealand, takes place in Tahiti. It’s absolutely the best season of the show yet and its superlative entertainment value is such that I am compelled to sing its praises in an effort to get you, readers, to watch it. So, here are five reasons you should be watching Below Deck right now.

BELOW DECK — Pictured: Josiah Carter — (Photo by: Greg Endries/Bravo)

They’re on a boat!

While many reality shows require large amounts of artifice to generate that most valuable of reality show commodities, drama, Below Deck requires none, simply by virtue of the fact that it all takes place on a boat. Something is always going wrong on a boat. The captain is always yelling at somebody on a boat. You have to take your shoes off on a boat. Things always get heated on boat. Everything is amplified on a boat. The close quarters mean the crew is always getting on each other’s nerves.

It’s delightful. No massaging of drama is required. It all flows naturally. A big part of the stewards’ lives is doing laundry. Somehow, Below Deck turns people doing laundry on a boat into captivating television. I’m serious.

New Zealanders can relate

Going to work on the super yachts is a rite of passage for many young New Zealanders. Most of us know at least one person who’s done it. Even if we don’t, as a boat-heavy nation, pretty much every New Zealander has set foot on a boat and been told to take their shoes off at least once. And probably been yelled at by the captain.

So Kiwis generally have a degree of familiarity with the world of Below Deck that goes slightly beyond, say, the West Hollywood nightlife scene portrayed in Vanderpump Rules. Barely half the cast is American, with the deck and stew crews always including a healthy mix of young Aussies (Hannah Ferrier, the Chief Stew on all three seasons of Below Deck Med, is one), Brits and South Africans. It’s always felt like an environment in which a New Zealander could naturally appear at any moment, an eventuality I waited five long years for…

BELOW DECK — Pictured: (l-r) Ashton Pienaar, Ross Inia — (Photo by: Greg Endries/Bravo)

A Kiwi!

My favourite thing about this season of Below Deck is that the show finally has a Kiwi in the cast: deckhand Ross Inia. And he’s awesome. He may well be the most authentically Kiwi presence to ever appear on an American reality TV show. Where most reality TV show cast members only ever throw fuel on drama fires, Ross does his best to de-escalate any flare-ups.

His level-headed Kiwi-ness shines through in ways that are highly entertaining, and stand in marked contrast to reality show norms. Like most New Zealanders who show up on American television, poor Ross suffered the indignity of being sub-titled in his first few episodes while viewers got used to his accent.

Yes, Inia ran into a spot of bother after this season finished filming, but please don’t let that detract from the pleasure of seeing his otherwise laid-back Kiwi competence conflict with the hysterical theatrics of his castmates. As his boss, bosun/lead deckhand/insane douchebag Chandler, flails about wildly making a absolute hash of his job, Ross quietly gets things done in a classically humble Kiwi fashion. It’s true: this season of Below Deck has both a Ross and a Chandler, and no one told them life was gonna be this way.

My favourite Ross incident might be most Kiwi moment ever captured in a reality TV show: when the whole crew are in a van heading back to the boat after a big night out celebrating the end of a charter, it is Ross who asks: “Can we go to McDonalds?”

The charter guests are hilariously awful

Below Deck used to afford the charter guests some degree of dignity in the edit, but no more – these entitled bourgeois swines rarely come off well. And these days there seems to be a lot more footage of the staff complaining about the guests, who then usually pipe up on social media once their episode goes to air, adding a metatextual layer to the drama.

Living in the States, I have seen all of the current season, and there are some real doozies coming up. The Primary Charter Guest (i.e. the one who’s paying) on the final charter of the season is possibly the most poorly-behaved guest in the show’s history. Look forward to that, it’s great television.

BELOW DECK. Pictured: Kate Chastain (Photo by: Greg Endries/Bravo)

There’s plenty of food porn

You might not think it going in, but food plays a notably prominent role in making Below Deck as entertaining as it is. Planning what will comprise the meals and when they happen are a constant source of conflict between the chef and the stews, and much weight is placed on whether or not the guests are happy with what they’ve been served, as the food is supposed to represent the height of luxury.

They had the same chef for the first four seasons, British cad Ben, who was replaced by the incredibly mediocre Matt in season five. The current chef, the youthful and pseudo spiritual Adrian, is something of a dick, but he’s by far the most talented chef who’s ever been on the show, and his food is shot beautifully. It’s almost like there’s a little mini episode of Top Chef inside each Below Deck.

It is for these reasons, and many more (you won’t believe how invested you get in the deckhands’ struggles with setting up an inflatable slide), that Below Deck is the best reality show on television. You should be watching it. Right now.

Season six of Below Deck (featuring Kiwi Ross Inia) is currently airing Wednesdays at 7.30pm on Bravo New Zealand.

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The Newtown Festival. Photo: Ben Lynch.
The Newtown Festival. Photo: Ben Lynch.

Pop CultureMarch 7, 2019

How the Newtown Festival captures the suburb’s community spirit

The Newtown Festival. Photo: Ben Lynch.
The Newtown Festival. Photo: Ben Lynch.

The Newtown Festival, one of the capital’s biggest festivals, celebrated its 22nd birthday over the weekend. Ben Lynch was there.

Since its inception back in 1997 as a celebration of council tree planting and street improvements in the centre of Wellington’s most bohemian suburb, Newtown Festival has evolved to signify a great many things. The handover from summer to autumn. An opportunity to check out a host of local (and several national) acts across a range of genres. The temptation of a great many stalls selling everything from natural health soaps to real fruit ice cream. The festival has also become synonymous with persistent pushing and shoving, thanks to the size of the crowds it now attracts (70,000 in 2017, and an estimated 90,000 this year).

Most importantly, the festival embodies exactly what it was designed to express from day one: a sense of diversity and tolerance befitting the suburb where it was born. 

Last weekend I arrived in Riddiford Street, the festival’s epicentre, before the crowds and the sun had properly taken hold. A flick through the programme revealed a host of acts catering to crowds from metalheads to roots fans. For a free festival focussed overwhelmingly on local music, the range of artists was impressive, testament to the variety of acts who call Wellington home.

Punters at the Newtown Festival. Photo: Ben Lynch.

I was briefly concerned that my day had peaked before it had properly begun when I stopped at the Wilson Street stage to watch Linen. Despite hearing good things about their live show, with only one song currently available on Bandcamp I wasn’t quite sure what to expect, but the band were fantastic.  

Moulding together a sound that takes the experimentation and expansion of psych and combines it with the power of classic rock and ferociousness of punk, the band put on what was undeniably the best show I saw all day. Vocalist and guitarist Emerald Rose was on feral form, leading the troops through a journey of math-inflected melodies and moments of unrelenting force.

For those with a penchant for the heavier side of things, the Wilson Street stage outside Deathray Records was the place to be. Another highlight was local metal act Spook The Horses, who played towards the end of the day. Largely relying on a combination of vocalist Callum Gay’s spine-shattering growls and the pummeling instrumentation, their aesthetic seemed almost misplaced amid the bustling crowds and persistent sunshine. Regardless, they expertly injected a sizeable dose of metal into Newtown’s mainline, a welcome inclusion to the overall chilled-out Newtown vibe.

Punters at the Newtown Festival. Photo: Ben Lynch.

As with any festival, by far the best way to experience this vibe is to wander around aimlessly and see what you happen upon. And it was when I found myself heading blindly from stage to stage that the range of music hinted at by the programme really came to life. Rock music isn’t your thing? Well, maybe the Songs From The Old Country stage was the place for you. Both dance group Bulgarian Ensemble Horo, and Vox Ethno, performing a series of old country songs from the Balkans, were a delight. If Bulgarian folk music isn’t up your alley, perhaps the Sounds Almighty Sound System or Renegade Bass Stage on Donald McLean Street were where you should have headed. Ant Dub/Taiko’s series of jungle classics drew a faithful, if fairly small, crowd in the mid-afternoon heat, appeasing those attendees who were happy to give Bic Runga a miss on the larger South Stage.

Elsewhere, the excellent Brannigan Kaa on the Tangata Whenua Stage at the north end of Riddiford Street, similarly had his own sizeable collection of fans assembled. A far cry from the sounds emerging from the Wilson Street stage just around the corner, Kaa’s charisma and smooth singing came as a joyful relief.

Holding strong to a mantra of diversity is one thing – creating an environment, and securing the calibre of acts, to result in quality performances is another. And, largely, Newtown Festival also did a good job of this. From the smaller, more colourful Newtown Avenue stage to the much grander scale of the South Stage, there was a decent attempt at differentiation both in terms of sound and environment.

The only real disappointment was the Normanby Street stage, which despite a really strong lineup seemed to have a few issues with sound. The much-loved ska outfit Dr Reknaw managed to pull an insane crowd both in terms of size and energy, and might have emerged as one of the acts of the day if the vocals weren’t lost in the slight breeze. The coy but highly promising indie duo Fruit Juice Parade and excellent O-Boy! fared better, but the shaking of the blow-up cover and occasional screech from the mic continued to impair on the acts playing.

A band plays at the Newtown Festival. Photo: Ben Lynch.

I’ve already mentioned the soaps and ice cream, but despite the fact they’re impossible to escape, it’s easy to overlook the variety and importance of the many many stalls. Admittedly a disproportionate amount of my time was spent gawping at the lines of food stalls, but when you’re treated to everything from Mexican to Ethiopian to Vietnamese, it’s hard to direct your attention to anything else. 

There were also any number of stalls selling handbags, cute earrings or ceramic pottery, all of which highlight both the best and the worst in local business ventures. But where the magic really lay was in the niche societies and endeavours that warranted a quick stop and chat. Case in point: ghost fishing.

If you’d have told me I’d have hung around the ghost fishing stall looking at all the things they’d reeled up around Wellington, you’d have been lucky to receive a glazed look in response. But there I was. A laptop, telescope, sunglasses; this stuff was bloody fascinating. Add to this the volume of other proudly local and lovingly curated stalls, and sometimes – just sometimes – it’s worth stopping in the midst the crowd and taking a moment to examine some of the goods on offer.

While we’re on the topic of the crowds, let’s discuss what was without doubt the main issue with the Newtown Festival: the Wellington Batucada street event. The other similar event I came across, the Wellington Capoeira Angola, caused no issues. It restricted itself to Donald McLean Street, in no way imposing itself upon passers-by, and was a quietly moving display. The much larger Wellington Batucada, however, unfortunately developed from an electric spectacle down on Colombo Street, off the beaten track, to a walking, drumming battering ram that made its way up through the main drag of Riddiford Street and ended at the Living Wage Stage on Constable Street.  

Seemingly oblivious to the mid-afternoon flow of people up and down Riddiford Street, it effectively acted as a dam in the middle of Newtown Festival’s main drag, leading to all sorts of blockage-related issues. A crowd of 90,000 people (nearly a fifth of the population of the wider Wellington region, even if it’s spread over a day, isn’t ever easy to deal with. You couldn’t help but feel that the hour or so of panic-induced pushing and shoving could have been eased somewhat without the Samba train ploughing through the centre of the festival.

Still, despite my gripes, even the mid-afternoon brawl added to the overarching character of Newtown Festival. There is a kind of chaotic beauty to the whole thing, from the howling of Linen’s Emerald Rose to the laptop caught while ghost fishing.

It’s a festival that bursts with love for its local community, typified by the Community Stage, situated in the centre of the whole event, which hosted a number of exceptional local performances. Watching the likes of Everybodies Choir sing their hearts out was as emotional as anything else I saw all day, and without the festival, they would almost certainly have missed out on the chance to perform on a gorgeous Sunday afternoon in the middle of their hometown.

And at the end of the day, that’s what it’s all about. It might not always be perfectly orchestrated, but Newtown Festival is replete with the energy and diversity that define a local community. And for that alone, 2019 has got to go down as a success.