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Oprah, Eric, Kim, Havoc. The titans of chat shows.
Oprah, Eric, Kim, Havoc. The titans of chat shows.

Pop CultureMay 11, 2019

A chat show host’s top 11 chat show duos of all time

Oprah, Eric, Kim, Havoc. The titans of chat shows.
Oprah, Eric, Kim, Havoc. The titans of chat shows.

Comedian and sometime chat show host Tim Batt runs down his list of the top chat show hosting duos of all time, from Oprah & Gayle to Havoc & Newsboy.

Chat shows are a strange mainstay of entertainment. Debuting in caves then later shifting to radio and eventually television, the basics of the format are well established. Have a great constant host the audience learns to trust and love, and usually, team them up with a funny musical sidekick. Then parade a roster of famous people in front of the pair night after night.

Not every host nails it (see: Jimmy Fallon) but the chat show format’s simplicity and star power often attracts top TV ratings (see also: Jimmy Fallon).

This year, after doing five consecutive years of writing and performing new, one-hour stand-up comedy shows in the festival, I wanted to do something different. Something I had failed to achieve success on the telly doing (see my short-lived Duke show, Banter). I wanted to do a live comedy chat show. Hence, my new comedy fest show, Space Couch.

My co-host and musicman is the Wellington-based phenomenon known as Disasteradio (or Eyeliner or Luke Rowell). We’ve been going through old videos of chat show legends try to replicate some of that TV magic and we thought we’d turn out research into an ultimate ranking of these powerful duos, the top ELEVEN – why do ten, when you can do eleven – chatshow hosts:

Eric Andre & Hannibal Buress

The Eric Andre Show’s sole mission is to take a dump on the chat show format. He’s a classically trained double bass player turned comedian/actor. His show is not far off watching Jigsaw from the Saw movies host a chatshow with his stoner best mate. He tortures unwitting celebrity guests – trapping and electrically shocking Jack Black is a highlight.

Every episode opens with Eric completely destroying his set, and for the bulk of his ‘interviews’, his sidekick (actor/comedian) Hannibal Buress stands menacingly over the guest, throwing out some of the funniest lines while the guest tries to figure out how to leave the show.

Full disclosure: It’s often an uncomfortable watch. It’s really dark, violent, bizarre and frankly genius television.

Havoc & Newsboy

Havoc and Newsboy was TV lightning in a bottle. Havo presumably emerged from the womb cracking jokes with the obstetrician who delivered him and Jeremy Wells’ telegenic bone structure was coupled with a comedic delivery so dry, Huntly and Palmers took notes.

Their chemistry was superb. Segments like Fun With Meat, Extreme Office Furniture and the genuine celebration of dance music was just so cool in a sea of crap telly. These guys are the true princes of Kiwi television. Full disclosure: I’ve had the good fortune to work with both Havo and Wells and don’t have a single bad thing to say about either of them.

Kim Hill & Her Righteous Indignation

Kim Hill is utterly peerless. So, it makes sense that her only suitable sidekick would be her otherworldly intellect. She beat people around with it weekly on the telly. Still does on RNZ.

It’s a real shame her show Face To Face was relatively short lived, but we should say our thanks to whatever genetic imperviousness Hill has to cigarettes that we have her on our airwaves at all. She is a gift. A terrifying gift. Full disclosure: Kim Hill often appears to me in dreams. It’s not a sex thing, I just really respect the heck of her career and think about it constantly.

Conan O’Brien & Andy Richter

Conan is 193cm of pure Harvard-educated clown. He’s famous for a career of consistent silliness and calm resilience in the face of unbridled fuckery from the world’s greatest villain: Jay Leno. His sidekick Andy Richter sits in a chair next to Conan every show and often will say just one sentence in an episode. It’s easy to overlook his smarts but Andy is brutally sharp – the man won Celebrity Jeopardy! Most importantly though, Conan and Andy have a visible affection for each other. Full disclosure: Conan and Andy may just be on the list cause I’m a sucker for two men enjoying each other’s company on telly.

Oprah Winfrey & Gayle King

Full disclosure; I reckon I know what you’re thinking: Gayle wasn’t on the show with Oprah. But I ask you, dear reader – wasn’t she? Oprah and Gayle’s prominent and legendary friendship has stood the test of time and a changing media landscape. People in the ’90s couldn’t make sense of a prominent friendship between two famous women of colour, so many assumed they were in a romantic relationship.

It wasn’t true. What is true, based on every interview they’ve given together or mention they’ve made of each other publicly, is that Oprah and Gayle carry each other in their hearts every single broadcast they make. They are spiritual sisters. A metaphysical TV duo separated by their respective networks.

Clive Anderson & Richard Vranch-At-The-Piano

Full disclosure: Whose Line Is It Anyway? is technically not a talkshow but in the wider sense of the term, perhaps, yes it is?

Either way, this pairing was essential on our list due to sheer star quality and exemplary dichotomy between Clive’s silica-gel-dry delivery and Vranch’s smooth-moving, genre hopping keyboard work. In all my time watching the UK Whose Line, Vranch-At-The-Piano never misses a single note. How many times did he play that hoedown? Did he ever get a chance to talk at all? Did anyone catalogue his classic looks?

Guy Montgomery & Tim Lambourne

Local boys made good, hidden on a station that had such low ratings they pulled the plug after two years, in a move I myself called “the single stupidest” decision in New Zealand TV history. This was live-broadcast, garage telly going out every night, and Monty and Lambourne quickly grew into innovative and quick-witted broadcasters forced to evolve to survive with scant resources.

First full disclosure: I regularly appeared on their show to review public toilets but let’s put that to one side – these two young men had the goods.

Space Ghost & Zorack

Space Ghost: Coast to Coast started in 1994. Through a series of acquisitions and mergers, a set of crude animations and Intellectual Property from a terrible 60s cartoon that nobody wanted (Space Ghost) fell into the hands of bored animators at Cartoon Network. In their spare time, they created a show that turned the protagonist into an idiot talk show host aided by his two mortal enemies, director Moltar – a “lava man”, and bandleader/sidekick Zorack – a giant mantis. Space Ghost destroys Zorack in most episodes. His celebrity guests range from a palpably stoned Thom Yorke to a lightly stoned Willie Nelson. They knew their audience.

Second full disclosure: I smoke weed.

Craig Ferguson & Geoff ‘The Robot’ Peterson

Ferguson is a revered figure in the late night circuit because he performed his role completely differently to any other host. His thick Scottish accent cut through the molasses of cheesy American butt kissers (like Fallon) and his total embrace of awkward silence and totally inane questions was kind of revolutionary. Among the show’s absurd elements was his sidekick, a wise-cracking animatronic skeleton voiced by a comedian named Josh Robert Thompson who improvising Geoff’s shtick. Thompson was brilliant not just at playing off Ferguson, but also for his exceptional vocal talents.

Third full disclosure: Recent rewatching of Ferguson has shown that interviews with women guests have not aged well.

David Letterman & Paul Shaffer 

Chuck on Letterman. Problematic interview? It’s a 50/50 bet. But cut to Paul Shaffer and he’s up there with some sick-ass band, every time. Sat behind a sick-ass keyboard rig playing some tight money-heavy grooves. Just laying it down. The guy is showbiz personified and much like his other sunglass-ed contemporaries (Jeff Lynne, Roy Orbison, Roddy Piper in They Live) he just exudes skill and dedication to his craft. Shaffer is the ultimate plant for Letterman. When they tête-à-tête it’s bone dry ribbing, except when Paul takes the chance to roast David and ascends with sublimely increasing rage.

Plus, fourth full disclosure or just a fact, he’s in This Is Spinal Tap and co-wrote ‘It’s Raining Men!’. That’s showbiz, baby.



Danny Parker & Randy Campbell (Matt Heath & Chris Stapp)

Fifth and final full disclosure: I worked with Matt Heath for a few years at Radio Hauraki.

Before I was his producer though, I was just a boy in Christchurch watching an utter shambles of a show called Back of The Y: Masterpiece Television on TV2 when my parents thought I’d gone to bed. It was Jackass with storylines. Nitrocircus with characters, but without safety supervisors. I loved it. Danny Parker was a moustachioed send-up of a TV host borrowing from the canon of Chris Morris characters. Randy Campbell was a fuckwit Kiwi Evel Knievel who tanked every stunt he attempted. Their onscreen appearances together were epic. 

You can buy tickets to Tim Batt x Disasteradio’s live chat show Space Couch in the Comedy Festival right here. Shows are in Wellington and Auckland.

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The second trailer for the Final Fantasy remake dropped today.
The second trailer for the Final Fantasy remake dropped today.

Pop CultureMay 10, 2019

A play-by-play of the new Final Fantasy 7 remake trailer

The second trailer for the Final Fantasy remake dropped today.
The second trailer for the Final Fantasy remake dropped today.

The new trailer for the much anticipated, oft-delayed Final Fantasy 7 remake is finally here! Optimist and superfan Sam Brooks breaks it down, moment by moment.

Final Fantasy 7 is, indisputably, the most popular RPG of all time. It’s one of the biggest selling video games of all time, too.

When the remake was announced, Obama was president, John Key was prime minister and the reigning Best Actress was Julianne Moore. It was a different time, you guys.

When the first trailer came out, two years later and two years ago, I lost my mind. This isn’t even my favourite Final Fantasy, and definitely not the one I would choose to remake, but my childhood nostalgia took over and I started crying. I pre-ordered the game at EB Games, despite the fact it didn’t even have a release date yet. I might as well have booked a beach vacation to Miami in 2050, that’s how close it was to throwing money down the drain.

Until today, there’s been literally one minute and forty-nine seconds of footage released for this game. But today, ladies and otherly identifieds, we’ve got a whole extra minute!

Let’s get into it.

0:03–0:05: Well, it’s not going to get further away! That’s not how time works.

0:10-0:12: It’s Aeris/Aerith! But for real, in this screenshot alone, you can sense the attention to detail that a hundred animators have put into this. That looks like a real jacket someone might wear, y’all! That looks like a real jacket might wear. Someone give me that jacket, please. I have nearly a thousand followers on Instagram, it’ll be worth it for you.

0:14: “Halt! Hands up!” Less a reaction, more just what they’re actually saying.

0:15: Literally the first fight of the game. Should it be concerning that a game that’s been in development for roughly five years has only shown us footage for what could be, generously, called the first maybe four hours of the game? Of course not! This is gaming, the world’s most reliable industry!

0:16: Okay, there’s actually a lot to break down, so let’s do it in quadrants.

Top left: Rocket!

Top right: Rocket tail!

Bottom left: It seems like this will be an action-RPG, which I think we already knew, and I would bet as much money as I spent pre-ordering this game ($90) that it will use some of the Kingdom Hearts 3 engine. I’m okay with that! That game was fun.

Bottom right: This is, again, from the first hour of the game. Cloud and Barret started off the original game with HP in the low hundreds, and MP in the mid-fifties. This is very different! Does this matter, as this is almost definitely from a demo and pre-release build? No, but you’re the one reading a second-by-second breakdown.

Jesse!

0:17: Strong brow game, Jesse! Updated graphics, glowed up brows.

0:19: This is the first Mako Reactor! Also, those greens you guys! Bringing me Wizard of Oz realness.

0:23: This is from the second dungeon of the game, Mako Reactor #5. The characters still have way too much HP, and not enough MP. This is stressing me out.

More importantly, it looks as though you can switch characters and play as them, which is cool!

0:26: Biggs, also every guy I had a crush on in high school.

0:27: Barret! Do we think that Square Enix is going to handle the character’s race this better around, and not turn him into an unfortunate stereotype? Probably not! Yet we soldier on anyway, blinkers on.

0:28: That’s a Stephen Marr haircut right there.

0:31: And Cloud, those are some Les Mills arms.

0:36: I’m no graphics queen, but the detail on that flower is astonishing, y’all.

0:39: This is the third boss of the game, Aps. Which isn’t important.

What is important is that this hopefully means that the remake includes one of the most bonkers sequences in an RPG ever – the entirety of Wall Market. That’s the part of the game where Cloud has to gather items so he can dress up like a woman and infiltrate the mansion of mob boss/sexual predator Don Corneo and rescue his oldest friend, Tifa, who has been captured by her. It’s also the part of the game where Cloud has to go to a brothel, get a massage from an oiled up muscle man and is rewarded with fancy underwear.

need this game, you guys.

0:42: More gameplay. Who cares about gameplay? Where’s Yuffie? Give me that character trailer.

Real talk: No way Yuffie is going to be optional this time, right? They’d never let it happen.

0:43: Second boss of the game.

0:44: Confirmed: This game will feature explosions.

0:48: The first boss of the game! Attack while its tail is up.

Do you think the game is going to keep all the errors of the original? I think people might genuinely revolt if we’re missing ‘this guy are sick’. Because people are idiots.

0:51: Again, the detail of this is incredible. Real care has been put into it, and if they can put it into, you know, the entirety of Final Fantasy 7, which is a fifty hour game, then it’ll be one for the record books.

And if not, everybody will be angry! Why does anybody want to make games, again?

0:55: Cloud has an earring! Didn’t notice that.

Also, those are literal bolts on his armour! Why?! Isn’t that awkward? Don’t they get caught on things, like, you know, his big blonde spiky hair?

0:57: “Can you bear to see the planet suffer, Cloud?”

This is important (importance is relative) for three reasons:

  1. This line of dialogue is not in Final Fantasy 7, as far as I can remember. This means that they’re doing rewrites of this game, adding stuff and taking stuff away. This was always going to be the case, because Final Fantasy 7 was a bit of a rushjob of a translation – as you can see in Tim Rogers’ excellent video series on its translation – but this confirms that yes, this is not the same script as the original.
  2. Sephiroth is in this game, and he has his long, flowing Garnier locks. Thank god.
  3. Sephiroth’s voice actor in this game is likely not George Newbern. He’s also not Lance Bass, of N*Sync and homosexuality fame, who voiced him in the first Kingdom Hearts game. This means that they’re probably not sticking with all the original actors for these characters, which include Rachael Leigh Cook (yes, She’s All That), Mena Suvari (yes, American Beauty) and Christy Carlson Romero (yes, Kim Possible).

Again, importance is relative and I am very, very dumb.

0:59: My son! My yoked, spiky-haired, blonde son!

1:00: Put it in my veiiiins.

1:05: Okay, so another nerdy deep dive.

The kicker here is ‘character design’ Roberto Ferrari, who was a sub character-designer on Final Fantasy XV and Type-0. Whatever your beefs with those games are, I think the design is pretty amazing. For him to be promoted to character designer proper, shared with Tetsuya Nomura, is a big deal and for me, bodes well for the game.

Anyway, see you here in June, what will probably be like, another 45 seconds of footage maximum!