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Pop CultureNovember 19, 2015

Television: Throwback Thursday – How Peter Jackson’s TV Special Pranked All of Middle Earth

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Over 20 years since it aired on TV One on a quiet Sunday night, Aaron Yap remembers Peter Jackson’s hoax-documentary Forgotten Silver.

Peter Jackson might have sold New Zealand to the world as a viable enchanting Middle Earth filled with Hobbits and Gollums, but his greatest trick remains convincing us – for a brief moment – that we had a film pioneer in our midst.

Dreamt up with co-writer/director Costa Botes, Forgotten Silver aired on TV One’s Montana Sunday Theatre, October 29 in 1995. It was supposedly a documentary, chronicling the untold story of Colin McKenzie, a Kiwi filmmaker whose “lost” work was discovered by Jackson in a chest of 35mm reels stored in his neighbour’s garden shed.

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The claims that Forgotten Silver makes over the course of its incident-packed, tragicomic 53 minutes are patently absurd. Placing McKenzie in the towering league of the Lumiere Brothers and D.W. Griffith, the “documentary” asserts that he invented the tracking shot, the close-up, and produced the first sound film ever (never mind that it starred an all-Chinese cast and had no subtitles). He also captured the first evidence of a manned flight, nine months before the Wright Brothers.

For his magnum opus, McKenzie attempted an ambitious, disaster-prone adaptation of Salome, which involved the extraordinary feat of constructing a hidden city in the far reaches of New Zealand’s forests and commandeering an army of extras (sound like anyone?).

The public, by and large, bought all of this. When they found out that they had been misled, a deluge of hate mail poured into media outlets. Many were unable to see the hoax as anything but an abuse of public funds. “If this film was, in fact, made with the support of the New Zealand Film Commission and New Zealand on Air,” Jackie Hoffman wrote in the Nelson Evening Mail, “then I think it was an outrageous waste of my money.” Michael Rudd of Taupo said it reveals that “intellectual arrogance is to be found among those whose vocation it is to entertain or inform.” ‘I’m Not Laughing’ of Hamilton was “unable to trust anything that TV1 puts on again.” Herne Bay’s Sue Anderson wrote to The Listener – a co-conspirator in the ruse – that Peter Jackson “should be shot.”

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Others appreciated Jackson and Botes’ sly storytelling craft, and rightly so. From the ghostly mystique of the speckly archival film footage to Jeffrey Thomas’ lulling Attenborough-style voice-over, their application of tried-and-true documentary techniques was masterful, giving Forgotten Silver’s toe-curlingly weird twists the verisimilitude of historical fact.

I’d also argue that the po-faced talking-head contributions of Jackson and Botes themselves work better than those of American film critic Leonard Maltin and Miramax studio chief Harvey Weinstein. Maltin says some pretty questionable things (Rodney King beatings are brought up at one point), while Weinstein’s blowhard proclamations that he would he fight for Salome to be recognised by the Academy as a “best film” (of what? 1995?) immediately breaks the spell.


The public were quick to accept the myth of Colin McKenzie not because it was a skilfully made documentary but, at its heart, a shrewd piece of Kiwiana. It exploits our remoteness (if there was some unknown treasure to be excavated, why not in our backyard?), but grounds McKenzie’s wild tale in a number eight wire-style spirit that makes his achievements seem less ludicrous. You can imagine middle New Zealand marvelling hearteningly at McKenzie using parts from his uncle’s bicycle store to motor movie cameras, or stealing thousands of eggs to create his own film stock.

Twenty years on, Forgotten Silver has gained even greater resonance. There’s a sense of loss beyond giving us a ground-breaking, awe-inspiring national hero then ruthlessly yanking him away from under our collective feet.

Part of me is oddly nostalgic for a more naive, pre-Internet, pre-Blair Witch Project time that would allow something like Forgotten Silver to exist and function in full effectiveness (#ForgottenSilverIsFake trending alongside its broadcast would probably take the wind out of Jackson and Botes’ sails). Of course, hoaxes still exist today – Balloon Boy springs to mind. But these days they’re more likely to be geared towards the clickbait virality of modern media, rather than carefully manufactured film/documentary narratives.

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For cinephiles, the poignancy of Forgotten Silver is evident in its title: silver is forgotten. Forgotten Silver is now more than an elaborate joke – it’s a haunting epitaph for the vanishing celluloid. This is a work with a deep respect for film history, obsessive about its chemical processes and need for preservation. It argues that film is worth saving. But the irony is that Jackson himself can be considered partially responsible for the near-extinction of the ethos that Forgotten Silver represents.

The stratospheric success and impact of his Lord of the Rings trilogy, with all its advances in CGI technology, played a significant role in ushering in our current era of digitally-dominated filmmaking. Vast galaxies can be conjured from scratch inside a computer, digital shooting and theatrical exhibition are now industry standards. The practicality of digital projection is undeniable, but the mad scramble to switch every operating theatre to digital felt more like a rush to speed up the obsolescence of an entire format – still perfectly functional, as it’s been for the last century – without giving much thought to its cultural implications.

What this has meant is that it’s harder for the Salomes of this world to see the light of day. Most theatres can’t show them anyway because their film projectors have been trashed. And unless you’re a Lawrence of Arabia or Hitchcock, most of these films will never be converted to DCP. The digital-is-the-future thinking has cultivated a culture of content-delivery convenience that favours the iPhone-toting generation, while celluloid lovers are seen as fetishising, delusional, overly romantic dinosaurs who should get with the program.

I’d wager that McKenzie would be rolling in his grave, knowing that the fruits of his egg-thieving, berry-squishing ingenuity have gone to waste.


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Pop CultureNovember 18, 2015

Television: My Kitchen Rules Power Rankings, Week Six – Blood on the Cauliflower

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Alex Casey delivers her contestant power rankings for week six on My Kitchen Rules NZ. This week: a gory cauliflower incident occurs and gatecrashers shake things up.

We are out of the instant restaurants this week. No more funny fridge magnets, no more sensual animal art, no more Skytower-inspired decals. Things are getting serious, so things need to get a bit more ‘Britomart’. Where better to kick off the serious leg of the competition than around the corner from the cuisine centre of the world (the Britomart McDonald’s where all of the drunk people go to weep and yell).

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Before we begin, time to address the elephant in the room here. And I’m not talking about Ben Bayly’s tie:

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With the grand entrance of the gatecrashers came the crumbling of the fourth wall for me. It’s finally happened, I know someone one MKRNZ in Gatecrasher Reagan. It was only a matter of time and patience, and now I embark on this journey with an added extra dimension: the ability to cyberbully during episodes.

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I’m kidding, cyberbullying is bad. Onto my merciless – and definitely not a form of cyber-bullying – contestant power rankings.

1) Monique and Henry

Henry’s biggest challenge on MKRNZ is that he loves to chat in the supermarket. “I could spend three hours,” he beamed. Luckily, he was able to turn on that same deli-section charm during the challenges, attracting crowds to their station by belting ‘Tutira Mai Ngā Iwi’ at the top of his lungs.

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At MKR HQ, Monique and Henry dropped the ball after thinking that their turkey was actually chicken. I was more surprised than anyone – I thought it was one of those undersea blob fish that looks like Alfred Hitchcock:

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They pulled through in the end, proving that, when in doubt, make meatballs. And when in double doubt, make a complicated salsa tower. They might have had some slip-ups, but these guys mean serious business.

2) Travis and Jeremy

Great display from the lads this week, especially considering Travis lost his mind at Nosh and hoarded all of the lamb mince into his trolley like some backwards meat-Santa. Dirty politics, I like it. “Meatgate is now over,” Travis declared, five minutes later. These guys were part of the lamb kofta trifecta of pain this week and, although their offering was under-seasoned, they still came second in the People’s Choice competition. Dat face when you win everything no matter what:

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Travis was also on fire with weird sayings this week:

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More laughs than a clown working at a cream pie factory.

3) Jay and Sarah

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I just feel like, if I pitched the idea of salmon wrapped in bacon to anyone, I would get laughed out of town. But when Jay and Sarah do it, they are so entrancing, so elegant, so regal that you just absolutely roll with whatever concoction they are dishing out. Both Gareth and Ben had never tried their special delicacy before, and of course they nailed it. Stay tuned next week when they plate up a chicken nugget wrapped in a ham steak, and probably take out the whole damn thing.

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On the second magical box night, they got a slab of venison and some pastry. Sarah was right to immediately utter “pie” as if possessed by Mrs Mac herself. Alas, the pastry took too long to roll out and the venison wasn’t the hero of the dish. Week six, and I am yet to see the cape-wielding, crime stopping venison hero the world needs right now.

501--venison-leg-joint4) William and Zoe

The two Aucklanders were right at home cooking in the midst of Britomart this week. Whilst assembling their people’s-choice-award-winning French toast, I couldn’t help but notice that they constantly address each other like B1 and B2.

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They won the challenge, and got to spend the next episode judging the rest of the contestants from their bamboo throne in the sky. These guys are in it for the long haul, feel like they’ll be in the bamboo so long that the panda might go extinct.

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5) Ruth and Cheryl

Yas Kofta Queens. After entering the gauntlet of kofta hell, these two underdogs took it out with their well-seasoned, moist little lamb lumps. “It’s actually exciting,” Cheryl chirped, ever the optimistic meerkat.

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“I don’t mind a magic box,” was another pearler from Cher this week, as those mystical boxes from Nosh opened on their own and collapsed like some depraved James Bond grocery-based gadget. It’s all going great for them – that’s what happens when you put your tears, sweat and ACTUAL blood into your cooking:

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6) Stella and Jess

One of the gatecrasher teams were Stella and Jess, a Wellington pair who work together in a bank and appear to be eternally bathed in an angelic white light.

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They even make beekeeping look like some devine holy ritual:

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The pair launched into the barbeque challenge by making koftas and their own flatbread which, by all accounts, is a pretty flash thing to do. Personally, I would have pummeled down a piece of Tip Top with a mallet: but I’m not a beekeeper flatbread genius. In Kitchen HQ, they made some shrivelled beans:

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And cottoned on the MKR mantra of presentation: “do a smear and hope for the best.” That phrase must never ever be used anywhere else. They’ve learned quick.

7) Simon and Lauren

Simon has really come out of his shell this week, revealing more and more about how much he hates losing to William, and how much he loves to swear in the kitchen.

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They pair made some creepy fish and chips with creamy leeks, which went down like a lead balloon at a county fair (bit of Travis influence there). Despite all of his swearing, Simon still got a gold star in fish filleting from Gareth’s Stickerbook of Rare Praise. “If I stuffed it up, people were just going to laugh,” Simon said sheepishly. He’s either a gentle giant, or a mischevious genius who is taking us all for a ride – because that fish filleting was damn sublime.

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8) Reagan and Ben

The new Auckland flatties love having a brew, grammin’ a plate of salmon, and wearing matching glasses. I’m going to be honest lads, you made a bold start flashing us some of the sweet pork belly nip. Avert your eyes Bob McCroskie.

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Disaster struck in Takutai square after Reagan dramatically cut his finger, and turned into a blue version of ET. I don’t think this is what the judges meant when they said they wanted flavours that would “cut through”:

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After cooking the risky (and risqué) pork belly on the barbie, the boys were exiled to the Sudden Death Naughty Couch, where they proceeded to be ignored by anyone and everyone.

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9) Kimberley and Brooke

In the midst of the Travis-induced lamb warfare, Kimberley and Brooke were the calm eye of the storm. “Tomato chutney” Brooke cooed, as Travis ran away with a bag of lamb mince like a burglar in a cartoon.

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They made “all fritter everything” this week, which wasn’t enough to protect them from the throes of Kitchen HQ. First up they made a magical salmon oasis floating in a horseradish soup, and then destroyed a fish carcass in what Ben Bayly solemnly called “a crucifixion.” I fear deeply for these two.

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Honourable Mentions:

This weird Dr Libby bed advertorial

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The Nosh Black Parade

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