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BusinessDecember 13, 2024

Ranking the Dunedin malls that are actually one mall

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One mall to rule them all, one mall to find them, one mall to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them; in the Meridian where the shadows lie.

This is the fifth and final instalment in our Malls of New Zealand ranking series. 

In order to answer the question: which Dunedin mall is the best mall, you must first answer the question: how many malls does Dunedin have? This question is not as simple as you might think. 

Joseph Harper, in his magnificent ranking of Christchurch malls, set the criteria. A mall must have toilets. A mall must have a car park. And a mall must have a food court, or “multiple food options”. This decimated my list of potential candidates leaving me with a scant three eligible malls in Dunedin. The Meridian Mall, Wall Street Mall and The Golden Centre. 

Three isn’t bad. Three is almost cosmopolitan. Hamilton only has 4.8 and I’ve never met a demographic of people more addicted to discount shoe emporiums and 11am roasts. But behind the three candidates lies a taxonomic problem. What happens if your three best malls are actually just one mall in a trenchcoat? Or if you prefer a more prestigious analogy, the father, the son and the holy spirit.  

For all intents and purposes, Wall Street Mall, Meridian Mall and The Golden Centre are the same mall. They each have their own webpages. They are presumably owned by different private investment companies. But as a pedestrian, they’re more or less indistinguishable. As soon as you enter the behemoth that is The Dunedin Mall(s?), boundaries cease to exist, like one of those politically nebulous administrative regions on the edge of some contested territory. The moment I stepped over the jurisdictional boundary that separated Sushi Express from Michael Hill Jeweller, I longed to feel some infinitesimal shift, some tremor in the mall’s ambience that would show me I had reached a new plane of shopping consciousness. But there was nothing but the cold, roving eye of the surveillance cameras overhead.

This situation presented a problem. There was some discussion about whether or not a mall ranking was even appropriate for Dunedin. If all the malls are basically the same mall, what is there to rank? But this seems unfair. Just because Dunedin is populationally stunted, it shouldn’t prevent us from having nice things. After all, conjoined twins that share a heart (carpark) are still considered to have individual legal personhood. I decided to rank each mall on its individual merits. 

First, a note on the disqualified malls: 

Harvest Court Mall/ Mall 218

Across the road from the shopping behemoth is a fourth, supplementary mall, alternatively referred to as “Harvest Court Mall” or “mall 218”. The name Harvest Court Mall conjures up a Gilmore Girls-esque miasma of pumpkin-flavoured beverages and charming rural giftware. A quick visit was enough to confirm that this wasn’t really a mall, but a pedestrian shortcut with lofty ambitions. Yes, it has a vegan bakery, a Chinese restaurant with terrific ambience and a barbershop where you can purchase something called a “Normal Adults Haircut” for $30. But there were no visible toilets and no car park. Disqualified. 

Centre City Mall

Ah Centre City, with its four great intersecting rings, like that of a minor Olympics. Centre City Mall may once have been a mall, but these days, it’s simply a New World pretending. There are a few nice shops, but the vast majority of the stores are vacant, filled only by the occasional public health billboard proclaiming “menopause… we get it”. While it does have a bustling public toilet, Centre City Mall is disqualified for only boasting one food outlet, Tiffany’s Cafe, which is always crowded with pensioners and has extremely mixed Google reviews, including one claiming the food tastes like microwaved sand, and another where someone has accidentally uploaded a picture of their newspaper. The best part about this “mall” is the Richard Scarry Lowly Worm ride, where for the low cost of $2 you can climb into a giant apple and vibrate gently. 

3. Wall Street Mall


When you hear Wall Street, you think luxury. You think men yelling numbers. You do not think “glass window in floor revealing heritage driftwood pathway over former marshland” but that is precisely what awaited me as I entered Wall Street Mall at 9am on a Monday morning. 

Wall Street Mall (“where style meets convenience”) has more of what I’d describe as “high-end fast fashion” than its two counterparts. Country Road. Rod & Gunn. Mahers Shoes, which boasted some of the most decadently hideous footwear I have ever seen. Marbecks Cafe, packed with lone elderly women, gnawing on muffin rinds and having obnoxiously loud phone conversations. My spiritual brethren. 

Wall Street Mall boasts an abundance of spa and massage centres. The Rub. Luxurious Spa & Nails. The Vish Beauty Bar. Lush, which I’m always too scared to enter, in case management has finally implemented its new “dive tackle” policy. A conveniently located defibrillator, in case I was experiencing any cardiac distress. A mental health awareness Lego sculpture titled “Hope Defeats Despair”. An enormous blue and silver Christmas tree –  easily the grandest and most magnificent of all three malls, flanked by an empty Santa sleigh. The most horrible and upsetting part of Wall Street Mall was the mezzanine glass walkway which gave me insane vertigo. Nobody wants a glass bridge, especially not in an earthquake-prone building. 

2. The Golden Centre Mall


The Golden Centre Mall had a wistful, almost nostalgic quality to it. Pink and gold stars twinkled merrily on high. Two alarmingly smooth and aerodynamic white birds hung suspended from the ceiling, like Gua Sha facial massagers. Of all the malls, this mall most closely resembled the malls of my childhood. Where Meridian Mall has “EFX” hair, The Golden Centre has Just Cuts. Where Meridian Mall has Merchant/Overland shoes, The Golden Centre has Athlete’s Foot. There was a mysterious concrete area roped off behind Premium Retractable Queuing Stanchions. There was a Boost Juice urging me to go “full froppo.” 

I lingered for a while in @quisitions, a large gift store that sells enormous clocks without any numbers on them, glass trees with exquisite crystal fruits, and almost anything with your name on it, as long as your name is “Caroline” or “Doug.” 

I braved Chemist Warehouse, one of the most psychedelically intense experiences you can have while completely sober, and spent $40 on a new electric toothbrush, as mine was undergoing serious battery malfunctions, and had begun vibrating randomly in the middle of the night. (Authors note: after publication, a commenter mentioned Chemist Warehouse is actually in the Meridian, not the Golden Centre. I have no excuse, other than to claim I was obviously geographically bamboozled.)

Easily the best store in The Golden Centre Mall was Timezone, which is enormous and has an entire indoor bumper cars rink. Apart from a lone woman my age, meditatively pushing a pram, I had the entire arcade to myself. I spent $5.40 on two rounds of NBA Hoops, a game which I’m unexpectedly good at, and used my remaining credits on a mystery golden egg from a claw machine. I came away from the experience with a stretchy toy apple and an inflated sense of my own athletic ability. 

1. The Meridian Mall


Ah, The Meridian. Definitely the father to The Golden Centre’s holy ghost. According to the informative placard, the mall was officially opened on September 4, 1997 by the former governor-general of New Zealand, The RT Hon Sir Michael Hardie Boys, which sounds suspiciously like a fake name you’d give to the police after deciding against Peter Scooby Doo. 

This Christmas, the Meridian opted for a classic red and gold decorating theme, with strings of golden baubles unspooling from the ceiling, jellyfish style. Enormous red bows hung around every support pillar. Only the stunted Christmas trees were letting down the side, sagging with preposterously large baubles, like inoperable golden goitres. 

Meridian Mall has everything you could want from a mall. It has a Sunglass Hut. It has a Calendar Club. It has several mainstream jewellery stores with hideous calculator font (Michael Hill) where you might buy your bitch wife a hideous apology bracelet. It has a Mister Minit, which was by far the most popular store in the mall, with a permanent queue of 4-5 people. The top floor, where Kmart once stood, has a large and depressing JB Hi-Fi, next to an even larger and even more depressing Smith City, its blank walls illuminated only by an enormous photograph of a golden croissant, gleaming like a stained glass window. There was a pop-up store full of luxuriously furred puppets, and a cotton candy floss self-service machine that was too powerfully fluorescent to capture on film. (Authors note: I originally claimed there was a large and depressing Kathmandu beside the even more depressing Smith City. This was an error. A large and depressing JB Hi-Fi is beside Smith City. The large and depressing Kathmandu is on the bottom floor.)

Perhaps it’s no surprise that most Dunedinites simply refer to all three malls as “The Meridian”. It is easily the largest of the malls, with over 50 stores, three storeys and a confusing system of escalators. It has a food court. It has a gym. It has a currency exchange. Sadly, it also has vigilant security. 

Things got awkward after I snapped a picture of Muffin Break. I have always had a fondness for Muffin Break. Perhaps a kind of culinary Stockholm syndrome, after spending so much of my adolescence in Johnsonville Mall. I was just heading over to Santa’s Grotto to check out his visiting hours, and wondering if I was brave enough, as a 37-year-old woman, to request a photo on his knee, when I was approached by a representative of The Meridian Mall, who wanted to know who I was and why I was taking so many pictures, as security had “privacy concerns”. 

I don’t know what came over me. Having never formally studied journalism I had no idea if I was breaking any laws. I panicked and told the Meridian representative my cousins (?) were planning a cruise ship trip (??) to Dunedin, and had asked me for some “background” on the available shops (???). Considering the Meridian representative had just caught me enthusiastically photographing the coin-operated dolphin ride, it’s doubtful whether she believed me. But I was chastened enough to put my phone away, sadly before I was able to capture a picture of Santa’s Grotto (which looks less like a grotto and more like a festive coworking space).

Perhaps the security guards had finally become suspicious after watching me wandering around for a full morning, taking photos of dustbins. (The Meridian Mall’s bins are more streamlined and restrained, whereas The Golden Centre bins have a voluptuous curve.) But I suspected I had been snitched on by the woman from Muffin Break. I went back and looked through my photos later, and my suspicions were confirmed. Look at this photo and tell me this isn’t the face of someone about to call security.  

For privacy reasons, the Muffin Break employee’s face has been concealed. Here is my artist’s impression

I went upstairs to sit on the cracked leather couches and Google “legal take photos shopping mall?” The police and citizens advice bureau assured me I was innocent of any legal wrongdoing. But I didn’t have the heart to take any further snaps. My Christmas spirit had been ground to peppermint shards, like a candy cane under a reindeer’s hoof.  

Luckily, there happened to be one area of the mall where taking photos was not only permitted but encouraged. My last act was to spend $6 in the novelty photo booth. I came away with 16 photos of myself being attacked by various wild animals and, as a bonus, the photos of two groups of teenagers who had been there before me and forgot to collect their pics. 

If you left some photos in the Meridian Mall photo booth, get in touch

I decided to make a (muffin) break for it, and slunk out into the cool afternoon light, only to immediately realise I had forgotten to buy the one thing I came in for – a Secret Santa gift under $20. The quintessential mall experience. I returned to Marbecks, made my purchase, and got the hell out of there. 

Usually, I love the mall. Where else can you shoot a few hoops, get minor Botox and eat a muffin the size of a horse’s heart? But my run-in with the law had soured me. 

On the bus ride home, I weighed my experiences. Which of the three Dunedin malls was the best? 

Fuck it. They’re all the same mall. 

Keep going!
A small selection of the possibilities.
A small selection of the possibilities.

ĀteaDecember 11, 2024

Kirihimete gift guide 2024: cool stuff from Māori and Pasifika-led brands

A small selection of the possibilities.
A small selection of the possibilities.

Our legendary guide is back to help you through another silly season.

Note: When we first published this guide six years ago, it was about finding the small labels and makers out there and pointing hungry shoppers in their direction. Since then, there has been huge and exciting growth in stores both physical and online stocking Māori and Pacific goods and even putting together their own gift guides. So this time, we’ll start with all the places stocking all sorts of cool stuff, then select a few of our favourites for each category and add in some of the independent makers selling their own goods. 

Markets for all sorts

For when you’d rather browse a selection.

Moana Fresh: We could fill up this whole guide with goodies from Moana Fresh but it’s best to check them out yourself. If you’re in Auckland, a visit to the Avondale store is always with the travel.

Panikeke: A “pacific beauty story” with plenty of clothing, accessories and homewares for those on a budget. 

Hine Raumati: Based in Whangārei and with a great online store. Particularly fruitful for the arty folks in your life and the little ones.

Konei: All sorts in this Māori and Pasifika online store, including beauty, prints, stationery and games.

Lagi: Your one-stop island shop in the Hutt, filled with traditional clothing but also jewellery, handicrafts, language books and some great affordable towels.

Rise Beyond The Reef: Based in Fiji, this marketplace offers a range of local arts and crafts. A bit of an edge case as they don’t stock in New Zealand and ship from Australia so not ideal for last minute gift ideas but a really cool initiative with excellent products.

Kāinga

We know it’s summer but there are too many beautiful blankets out there. Awhi Company’s Manaaki Ngahere blanket throw is just extremely gorgeous. Just look at it. Also, a little green couch moment is incredibly on trend.

The iconic mink blankets of old have received a refresh with this Aio mink.

And of course the aspirational Noa Blankets. Not cheap but made to last a lifetime.

Tāne Ceramics crafts handmade wharenga mugs for the auntie whose cupboards can never have enough mugs. Or, consider gifting Under the Bird’s Vailima jug for that one uncle. You know the one.

Staying on the ceramics buzz, Alex Wong makes some of the most beautiful mugs and vases in Aotearoa. Some can be found at Moana Fresh but the best are rather randomly released on his Instagram stories every few months. Give a follow and keep an eye out.

Avara Moody makes beautiful ceramics, particularly unique jewellery cases and pedestal bowls. They can be found online at Avara Studios.

These salt dish sets from Rise Beyond The Reef will be the talk of your dinner party. 

Everybody and their māmā is obsessed with Moana Fresh anyway, so why not get their 2025 calendar, featuring work by 14 Māori and Pasifika artists? Alternatively, this Tuhi Stationery maramataka flip calendar will help you keep on top of the moon cycle as well as the days.

Kākahu and accessories

Keep your loved ones looking kewwwll this Kirihimete.

We love this t-shirt from Bloody Samoan.

And these vintage styled strength t-shirts from Pasifika Strength.

Isla Koko’s Laid Back tee, available in tan and light blue, sums up the summer vibes nicely. It’d probably look pretty cute paired with an “All We Need is Aroha” tote from Pono as well.

It might finally be time to convince your tinā to throw out that old beach bag she’s had since before you were born. Panikeke’s beach bags are colourful, and currently on sale.

Look, crocs are in and there’s nothing you can do about it. But there is a way you can make them cooler – by adding these te ao Māori-inspired jibbitz from Whariki, or Pacific Stylez’ range of croc charms repping Tonga, Samoa, Niue and the Cook Islands. Churr.

Taonga and jewellery

Precious small things to gift and wear.

There’s so, so, so many earrings designed by Māori and Pasifika artists that you can purchase. Try these glitter pōhutukawa earrings from Taonga Puawai, these moon-shaped, shell-made earrings by Whakakai (this shell-shaped pair will make a perfect secret Santa gift at $5) or Mamanu’s perfectly dainty mini tiare hoops.

If you’re into a more wordy statement piece, these Land Back earrings from Nuku and colourful Kia Ora earrings from Fluff will do the talking for you at the dinner table. Got a friend or relative who can’t stop talking about the hīkoi? Get them these earrings.

Using weaving techniques, these Toru choker and bracelets from Ahiraranga are an understated classic.

Our Taiao do beautiful mini heart pounamu and also these fun santa sacks.

Pukapuka

Pukapuka! For the beach, the bus and under the duvet at night.

Ngahuia Murphy’s Intuitive Ritual. According to staff writer Lyric Waiwiri-Smith, “Intuitive Ritual has carved out the most coveted spot a book could hope for: right next to the bed, for easy access, and to charm any visitors passing through with the presence of my big brain (though I don’t get many of those). I open it to check the maramataka, to find a karakia, to remind myself how to reconnect.”

Kataraina, Becky Manawatu’s much anticipated follow up to the critically acclaimed Auē, is already one of the best-selling novels of the year. In her review for The Spinoff (warning: heavy Auē spoilers), guest writer Jenna Todd wrote that “having read both, I can’t have one without the other”.

One of the best essayists in the country, Talia Marshall, released her debut book Whaea Blue this year. A must-have for any summer road trip.

The book for your university-aged cousin who seems too cool for you but is still lovely is Poorhara by Michelle Rahurahu.

Fa’afetai Ta’asē’s poetry collection Polynation, from Māori and Pasifika-focused publisher Manu Scripts, is an anthology of poems assembled by Ta’asē’s sister Alofa Lale following his sudden death in 2022. Polynation centres on Ta’asē’s identity as a Samoan man living with cerebral palsy in Aotearoa, and this is his first published work.

Mahi toi

A small selection of beautiful things to stare at.

Invest in one of Rakai Karaitiana’s beautiful Rebel Rider prints – available in small and medium sizes through Endemic World – paying tribute to Māori in the days of early settlers, and the significance of horses in the te ao Māori world.

Suffice to say, it’s been a long ass year. This “Resting in Resistance” tapestry from Moana Fresh is an important (and beautiful) reminder of the power of rage fuelled compassion, and the fact that we’re never really alone.

Luca Walton draws inspiration for his paintings from the influential Pasifika women in his life. He sells prints of his work online as small as A4 and as big as A0.

A taonga puoro is no small gift, but could be a special item for your musically inclined loved one. Māori by Design has a beautifully carved koauau, a traditional Māori flûte. Ngāi Tahu artist Ruby Solly has smaller clay pūtangitangi for sale online. These are easy to play but unfired, so need to be treated with care.

Pēpi

Inevitably, cute little ones get cute presents.

You can get the newest family member a beautiful teether designed by Kerilyn Clarke and made out of non toxic food grade silicone. They can be frozen for extra relief from emerging teeth, and popped in the dishwasher for easy cleaning.

Awhi Company make a load of patterned blankets, but our favourite is the boldly patterned Pitau knit blanket in shades of brown which give a slightly retro vibe. 

For the babies with eczema or nappy rash, Mamaku Skin has a Baby Skin Calming Kit – a trio of nourishing products. They’re free from nasties and have 129 five star reviews. If the parents would be more inclined to use one product, Tutu Rongoā Māori have a Pēpi Pani lovingly formulated with calendula flowers, Kawakawa leaves, cold pressed sunflower oil and natural new zealand beeswax

If you’ve got a little swimmer, this patterned swimsuit from Island Pepe will protect 80% of their body from the sun and the chafing of a boogie board. You could even get them a matching bucket hat or wearable beach towel

These awesome Counting Blocks from Koha create

Tamariki, games and toys

Keep them warm and keep them occupied.

Our Taiao’s pōtae for tamariki in pink, green and black are insanely cute, perfect for summer and available in sizes for kids between 0 and 12 years old. When the weather gets colder, keep them warm in Sky Pirates’ range of kids-sized hoodies.

These Marama and Tagane dolls (in large and small sizes) from Rise Beyond The Reef are handsewn by Fijian women in their remote communities. The dolls feature Fijian marama (women) and tagane (men) with beautifully crafted handbags, chamba, sulu and other island gears, and they’re rated a solid five stars across 135 reviews.

A te reo Māori spin on the Edmonds cookbook for children will a) help the tamariki keep up their reo and b) hopefully transform them into passionate bakers sourcing the family with treats for years to come. It’s a win-win.

For the young kids, Awhi Company has this cute bingo set blending te reo Māori and English, while Piri Paua has a set of Samoan and te reo Māori wooden blocks to help your kids familiarise themselves with the colours and some hand-eye coordination.

There’s also Maimoa Creative’s on-the-good word game Pakiaka, which challenges players to be the first to complete their crossword set. Suitable for tamariki and grown ups, Pakiaka will test your te reo Māori reading and writing skills, and the Maimoa Creative website will show you multiple ways to play the game.

This 1000-piece puzzle from the Auckland Museum uses Samoan artist Serene Hodgman’s woven polypropylene design ‘Aute, alofa ia te oe / Hibiscus, I love you’ as its design. If you’re a one on one kind of player, try this beautiful Māori by Design chess set.

The very popular Lalaga card game is the wholesome antidote to Cards Against Humanity, designed to connect players and foster empathy. 

Health and beauty

Everyone loves a bit of pampering but try to make any self-care gifts specific to the person too!

For the auntie who loves stretching and bending, House of Rehua has a yoga mat made from organic jute and natural tree rubber. It’s 4mm thick, anti-slip and embellished with seven kawakawa leaves.

Save your loved ones from having scaly legs with Kūmarahou Butter from Tutu Rongoā Māori. It is luxuriously smooth and easily absorbed with a fresh, floral scent thanks to a dash of Kānuka essential oil. Another option is the harakeke hand and body cream from Aotea. It’s rich and suitable for sensitive skin.

There’s always a family member who just can’t get to sleep. To help them through the tossing and turning exacerbated by summer’s heat, get them a Sweet Dreams Deluxe Pack from Kawa Cure.

What Tāne doesn’t need a pair of socks and some little treats? Poipoia Ōtautahi have gathered these with a beard oil and healing Kawakawa Balm in their Tāne Gift Pack.

Mea Fragrance makes natural perfume oils with hand-harvested Taramea. The Dark Skies scent carries notes of Ylang Ylang, clove, bergamot, apricot and sweet vanilla. Yum!

Kai

Yummo!

A group of women at the Omaka Marae, taught by the Aunties who were members of the Māori Women’s Welfare League, make yummy kamokamo pickle, piripiri plum chutney, kawakawa jelly and horopito garlic sauce. If you can’t decide between them all, there’s a gift set too. We also love the tukutuku tea towel.

Sweet and Co in Porirua has your sweet tooth covered and have some Christmas specials going.

Want a non-alcoholic drink that feels a little bit fancy? Try Wai Māhuka, a honey-infused sparkling water made right here in NZ.

Named for Titahi Bay, the Titahi online store sells healthy snacks (think seeds, granola and crackers) and locally baked bread. 

If you’d rather a mix of everything with a bow on top, the kai Māori gift box includes a range of Māori kai offerings all packaged up and ready to gift. 

Pets 

Pets seem to know when everyone else gets a gift and they don’t.

Pounamu pet tags for those who LOVE their kitty or doggo.

Got a favourite Māori or Pasifika gift recommendation? Add it in the comments below.