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a scene from Blackadder featuring Blackadder and Baldrick appears on a film reel, to the right is a turnip in an envelope
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Pop CultureJune 13, 2023

A cutting plan: Blackadder, enraged fans and the curious case of the turnip in the mail

a scene from Blackadder featuring Blackadder and Baldrick appears on a film reel, to the right is a turnip in an envelope
Image: Getty Images; design by Tina Tiller

When Blackadder arrived on New Zealand screens, the 80s British comedy quickly achieved cult status. But when a rumour spread that several minutes of every episode were being edited out by TVNZ, things got weird.

I was once sent a turnip in the mail. It was 1990. The parcel arrived on my desk at TVNZ in Auckland where I was the TV One programmer. It was sent as a form of protest against the editing of the comedy Blackadder (burning playgrounds hadn’t been thought of back then). I didn’t know it was a turnip until the newspaper wrapping had been peeled back. I remember the fetid smell, just as you’d expect a sweaty tuber wrapped in newspaper, having travelled 1,430km from Dunedin to Auckland, to smell. I don’t know for sure that it came from Dunedin, but at the time enraged Otago University students were making a lot of noise about the editing of their favourite TV programme.

In British television comedy history, Blackadder attracts almost the kind of reverence given to Monty Python. It features almost as many quotable quotes. “I have a cunning plan.” “It’s so [insert adjective], you could rip the head off it and call it a [insert noun].” Rowan Atkinson plays Edmund Blackadder, the conniving antagonist, and his dim witted dogsbody Baldrick is played by Tony Robinson. Baldrick is obsessed with turnips. I presume that was the connection.

When the series started screening on TVNZ in the 1980s, it quickly achieved cult status, especially among university students. In 1990, when a repeat of the first series was showing, a rumour got out that several minutes of every episode were being edited out by TVNZ. It was true. As the programmer at the time, along with my colleague Glenn Usmar, I copped a lot of flak for that. Thirty-three years later, it’s time to explain.

Blackadder on a TV listing page from the Listener, April 2, 1990

To understand what happened, you need to realise that Blackadder was made by the BBC, a non-commercial broadcaster with a non-commercial schedule to fill. TVNZ was (and still is) a commercial environment. Programmes on TVNZ at that time had to be around 23 minutes in length for a half hour, or 46 minutes for an hour, to allow space for advertising. Compare this with the standard BBC programmes which were around 29 minutes or 58 minutes in duration. Add advertising plus programme promotions to 29 minutes of Blackadder, and it took up 40 minutes in TVNZ’s programme schedule.

Blackadder was considered a little raunchy back then so it was in the schedule to start at 9.30pm on a Monday night. Accordingly, the late news that followed was scheduled to start 40 minutes later at 10 past 10pm. And this really upset the then head of news. He wanted his late news to start on the dot of 10pm. I said it couldn’t be done without editing five minutes out of Blackadder. The response was an unhelpful: so what? Who will notice or care? My boss, the head of programming for channels One and 2, was an Australian who didn’t know who Rowan Atkinson was, and wasn’t terribly interested in the debate.

At our weekly board of management meeting, I argued the case vociferously for not editing. Sadly the board backed the news department and so the editing began. As did the rumours and the outrage. Glenn and I were as horrified as our viewers. As were the presentation staff whose job it was to prepare programmes for going to air. Most of them were huge fans of the programme. It was around this time that the turnip arrived.

Blackadder was not the only programme to be edited. Many other BBC programmes were edited to fit. Other British schedule stalwarts like Coronation Street were also edited but in Coro’s case, it was comparatively little. This was because Coro had been made for the commercial ITV network in the UK, to fit a commercial format.

I don’t know if the BBC knew what we were doing to their comedy taonga. It wouldn’t have taken much to figure it out, but they never said. At that time, I understand that TVNZ purchased more BBC product than any other offshore market. We had a bulk deal giving us first dibs on all their product such as comedies like Keeping Up Appearances and many of the Montana Sunday Theatre dramas. We were an important customer to them.

Apart from hiccups like the Blackadder debacle, being a programmer was a great job back in the day. Watching loads of potential content, deciding what to buy and when to schedule it. One day someone told me about this new technology that meant in the future, television viewers would be able to watch what they liked, when they liked. You would be able to watch unedited episodes of Blackadder at 9.30 at night or 9.30 in the morning. Television programmers would be out of a job. A cunning plan indeed.

Update, 1.30pm, June 13: A reference to Blackadder first screening on New Zealand television in 1990 was removed as the show was in fact shown here several years earlier. 

Dr Maureen Sinton (Ngāi Tai ki Tāmaki) is a former radio and television producer, TV One programmer and now lecturer at Te Ara Poutama, the Faculty of Māori and Indigenous Development at AUT. She was TV One programmer from 1989 to 1993, and later the programmer for Prime Television at the time of its start-up.

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Pop CultureJune 12, 2023

New to streaming: What to watch on Netflix NZ, Neon and more this week

Clockwise: Outlander, Double Parked, Homebound 3.0, The Full Monty. (Image Design: Archi Banal)
Clockwise: Outlander, Double Parked, Homebound 3.0, The Full Monty. (Image Design: Archi Banal)

What are you going to be watching this week? We round up everything coming to streaming services this week, including Netflix, Amazon Prime, Disney+, Apple TV+, Neon and TVNZ+.

The biggies

Outlander (season 7 on Neon from June 17)

Our favourite time-travelling series returns for its seventh dramatic season, picking up in 1776 with Claire Fraser en route to be hanged and her husband Jamie trying to save her with nothing but his chiselled jaw and an attitude that just won’t quit. No spoilers, but it’s safe to assume that our heroine will not die in the first episode of a new season, mostly because we need to see Claire’s short hair grow out to a fashionable length. Also, the American Revolution has begun, and it’s about to ruin Claire and Jamie’s plans to stay home and play nurse all day. Who knows what will happen? You will, if you’ve read the books, but otherwise we are all just lumpy bannocks in Outlander’s hot oven of unpredictable drama. Welcome back, friends. / Tara Ward

Black Mirror (season six on Netflix from June 16)

After four years, Black Mirror returns to our screens with five more terrifying visits into our near future. The last set of episodes was pretty weak for a series that literally predicted a prime ministerial pig-sex scandal and the arrival of terrifying robotic dogs. But the trailer for season six, which includes a killer cast (Salma Hayek, Aaron Paul…) looks like a welcome return to form. In a post-Covid, post-everything world, Black Mirror 6 might just be the scariest of them all. / Stewart Sowman-Lund

Homebound 3.0 (on ThreeNow from June 15)

This eight-part sitcom follows two millennial Asian-Kiwis Henry Li (Sam Wang, also the series’ writer) and Melissa Wu (Michelle Ang). He’s a lawyer and aspiring sci-fi writer, she’s a dermatologist, but both are tied to their parents and family. Stuff gave this one a rave review, so definitely check it out when it drops (or when airs on the actual telly at 9pm on Friday!). / Sam Brooks

The notables

The Full Monty (on Disney+ from June 14)

Not the 1997 hit film, but a follow-up series, 25 years after the fact, starring many of the original cast. Gaz (Robert Carlyle) is now a grandad, but is full of wild schemes. The rest of the gang is plodding along with the trials and tribulations of being over the hill of middle age, except Horse (Paul Barber), who feels truly left behind by the world. When Horse’s attempt to fight back goes awry, the Monty gang reassembles. More stripping? Don’t count it out! / SB

Year Of (on TVNZ+ from June 12)

When a group of Year 11 inner city teens crash a Year 12 party, the night takes a turn for the worse, ending in a shocking event that will upturn their lives forever. Danielle Cormack, Joshua Hewson and Bishanyia Vincent star in this Australian high school drama that’s a bit heavier, a bit smarter, and with a bit more heart than your average show of this nature./ SB

Double Parked (on ThreeNow from June 15)

Three’s new comedy hour also brings with it Double Parked, which has a plethora of the finest comedians and performers in Aotearoa attached. Written by Chris Parker and Alice Snedden and starring Madeleine Sami, Antonia Prebble, Kura Forrester and Julia Morris, who you simply must know from this viral showstopping montage, the series follows a lesbian couple attempting to get pregnant in a variety of ways. As the title suggests, the couple are thrown for a loop when multiple methods succeed at once, leaving both women pregnant at the same time./ Alex Casey

The films

Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant (on Prime Video from June 15)

Unfortunately, this isn’t a remake of the teen-man-witch film from 2006 that featured a worrying amount of scenes in locker rooms. No, this is an action thriller starring Jake Gyllenhaal as a US special ops sergeant and Dar Salim as his interpreter, and their fight against the Taliban. It got pretty good reviews, so if that sounds like your thing check it out!/ SB

Extraction 2 (on Netflix from June 16)

Apparently, the first Extraction film was the most watched Netflix original film, with over 99 million viewers. Quick question: Can you tell me what Extraction was about off the top of your head? Probably not. Anyway, the second film sees Australian mercenary Tyler Rake (the equally Australian Chris Hemsworth) rescuing the family of a ruthless Georgian gangster from the prison where they’re being held. / SB

She Said (on Neon and Prime Video from June 15)

This film from last year was one of the unfortunate casualties of awards season, being released to lukewarm reviews and a much chillier box office reception. The film, based on the book of the same title by Jodi Kantor and Megan Twohey (played by Zoe Kazan and Carey Mulligan here), follows their investigation to unmask Harvey Weinstein in 2017. It’s a better film than it has any right to be, with some especially good supporting performances from Jennifer Ehle and Samantha Morton./ SB

Netflix

June 13

Amy Schumer’s Emergency Contact

June 14

The Surrogacy

Our Planet

June 16

Extraction 2

Black Clover: Sword of the Wizard King

June 17

King the Land

See You In My 19th Life

Neon

June 13

Law and Order: LA

June 15

Seven Types of Ambiguity

She Said

Blueblack

June 16

Hellboy

June 17

Outlander: Season 7a

TVNZ+

June 12

Year Of

Murdered by Morning

Deadly Cults

June 15

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

Temptation Island: Season 5

Da Fuq?

Miami Dolls

Hot Haus: Season 2

Hot Haus Uncut

Behind the Drag Queen Pageant of the Year

Disney+

June 14

The Full Monty

Full Count

The Zone: Survival Mission: Season 2

The Owl House: Season 3

BUNK’D: Learning the Ropes: Season 6

Dr Oakley, Yukon Vet: Season 11

June 16

Stan Lee

Prime Video

June 15

Neighbours: Season 20: Part 2

She Said

June 16

Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant

The Grand Tour: Season 5

The Honeymoon

Apple TV+

June 16

Lovely Little Farm: Season 2

Acorn

June 12

Endeavour: Season 9

Shudder

June 12

Terrifier 2

AMC+

June 15

True Crime: Look into My Eyes