It’s the star and breakout of Renters, Pru Morrall. But what does she think of the 90 day eviction law?
It’s the star and breakout of Renters, Pru Morrall. But what does she think of the 90 day eviction law?

Pop CultureOctober 4, 2018

One man’s desperate quest to get Pru from Renters to agree to rental reform

It’s the star and breakout of Renters, Pru Morrall. But what does she think of the 90 day eviction law?
It’s the star and breakout of Renters, Pru Morrall. But what does she think of the 90 day eviction law?

The show Renters is a morality play about the sufferings inflicted on landlords by their terrible tenants. Hayden Donnell talks to one of the show’s stars ahead of its seventh season, and tries to convince her to support pro-tenant rental reform.

It’s impossible to dislike Pru Morrell. The star of TVNZ’s reality series Renters is the type of person who hugs on the first greeting. She talks conspiratorially, like to an old friend. When I tell her she’s the highlight of the show, she leans back in her chair and says “well I would never talk like that” in the tone of voice that implies she would definitely think like that at the very least.

But Pru is mainly famous for evicting people from their homes in a series that often paints tenants as filthy reprobates with a penchant for grand larceny. Renters is beloved because it plays to the worst prejudices of our property owning class. It shows renters wallowing in their own muck; leeching off their landlords’ benevolence; taking advantage of a generous system.

It does it with a smile. In one episode from season 6, the vividly red-haired Pru is tasked with evicting a tenant who’s fallen behind on rent. “As if the tenant wasn’t in the red enough already, she now has to face Pru,” the voiceover says, proving that it’s not true what they say: you can joke about a poor person who may soon be kicked out of her house with nowhere to go.

Pru, at least, seems fair to her tenants, with an undeniable streak of kindness. She’s charming, gregarious. The tenant at that property thanked her and wished a good day on her way out.

The problem is the gap between the world of Renters and real life. In Renters, the main issue with the property market is tenants who leave shit stains on the toilets and fling food on the blinds. In real life, most tenants are just doing their best to get by, and are often taken advantage of by bad landlords exploiting our spreading housing crisis. Hundreds of children go to hospital each year with preventable respiratory illnesses contracted in their damp, cold rental homes. Property managers like Pru have come under fire recently for propping up an unfairly weighted system, or in the case of Quinovic, openly advertising their ability to squeeze as much profit as possible out of increasingly desperate tenants.

That combustible situation is the backdrop for the show’s new series. In previous seasons, the political winds were blowing in Pru and her fellow property managers’ favour. The National-led government had little interest in angering its property investing base. Now Labour is in power, and a suite of new protections for tenants are set to go to a vote in Parliament. I spent an hour talking to Pru ahead of the show’s debut tonight. It was one part interview, one part desperate quest to get her to concede that it was a good thing to put a stop to no-cause, 90-day evictions.

Pru is, obviously, the one on the far right with the statement stilettos.

Renters is now up to its seventh season. How’s the show been going so long?

People love it. People love seeing how people live. It’s the old PLS syndrome.

What’s PLS syndrome?

People Love Shit. Like, ‘Oh that’s filthy, look at that shit’.

And that’s fine by you?

Fine by me. Because I’ve been able to get other messages out about EQC [the Earthquake Commission]. About Fletchers and the shoddy repairs they’ve done. About all that kind of thing.

So you’re using the filth to get to goodness?

*Pru crosses herself*

You’re crossing yourself!

I didn’t know what else to do. Look, some evictions are fine. Like the one where the woman left the property in good order and paid everything up.

Do you ever worry about what will happen to a person like that after you evict them?

Of course. Of course. There’s a level of that. Some I don’t. Some I really think, just, get out of my sight. When they’ve ravaged, pillaged, lied. And they’re out there, let’s face it. But there’s some you’d rather work with them and if we can we will.

At the time we get to the stage you see it on TV all the bets are off the table. We’ve gone to mediation. We’ve sat down tried to nut out a payment plan. We’ve guided them to the mayor’s fund. By the time we go to get property back it’s too late.

But the show doesn’t show that process. It just shows the conflict. Do you worry it creates the wrong impression?

Initially I was very reluctant to do this show at all. It’s not what property management is about. It’s not about just evictions.

The reason I agreed to do it in the end was because [production company] Greenstone allowed me to talk about EQC and the private insurers. I’ve done a lot of work there. There are a few evictions along the way and that fraudster we got locked up.

A grassy knoll with a white picket fence on a beautiful spring day, also Pru.

I guess the criticism of the show is that it contributes to this idea that tenants are dirty wasters who shit everywhere.

They’re not. Only two per cent of them are. But that’s all the public wants to see. And by the time we’re doing that all bets are off the table. All hope is lost. The game is up. They don’t want to know about that. They just want to see me barking at them. *Pru does a dramatic voice*. GET. OUT. NOOOW. They want to see how they’ve made a mess of the shag…

What’s the shag?

The shag pile

What’s the shag pile?

It’s the carpet. Boy, you’re a lot younger aren’t you? You’re probably about the same age as my grandson.

No. Not quite. I’m 33.

Not quite. *Pru turns to TVNZ PR person* Isn’t he a bastard? You didn’t pre-warn me of this.

This new series is coming at a very interesting time, when the government is increasing protections for renters.

*Pru, conspiratorially* Mr Twyford.

And the big one is the end of no-cause eviction. Do you agree with the end of no-cause evictions for renters?

I think it’s gotta be a case-by-case basis, a bit like being compensated for smoking meth. I believe you should look at the case in its entirely. If I have a block of four flats. I’ve maybe got a couple of solo mums in there and a professional couple and I’ve just got some dropkick doing tinny houses and just being hideous and not looking after the dwelling. Why would I want to hold onto them?

The thing there is there are already avenues to pursue that person in the Tenancy Tribunal.

Well you can. And we can end a lease and we don’t have to say why.

I guess the no-cause thing is that there’s no security for tenants currently.

We love tenants staying long-term. This doesn’t happen often. You’re talking two to three per cent [that receive no-cause evictions]. And as much as Mr Twyford is… Philip Stoner Twyford. Philip Stoner Twyford *Pru puts heavy emphasis on the word ‘Stoner’*… is in some way saying he’s going to do all this stuff and provide greater security and everyone deserves a home, it’s just not feasible. It’s like saying ‘I want world peace’. And he wants every flat to be 20 degrees. With a moisture meter. It’s just not feasible.

The question is, if no-cause evictions are barely ever done and most houses are up to scratch and everything is good, then you wouldn’t be bothered that those are ending?

Well we do our best to make sure those properties are in good nick. There are aspects of this legislation that are just silly. They’re just silly.

What’s the silly bit?

Well for instance a moisture meter in every place.

Well the problem is that there’s this power imbalance. Tenants are predominantly poorer. They have less power. Landlords are mainly rich. They have more power. It’s hard for tenants to force them to keep houses up to scratch.

I don’t think you can say that. Life is full of grey areas.

There are a lot of people in tough situations though.

Not all of them, but I do get what you’re saying. And like I said, I’m not Sister Mary Viper. I understand I’m dealing with humans here. Though, they can 14-day [give a 14-day notice to fix damage] a landlord any time. If a tenant believes something is bad they can 14-day a landlord any time. And if they don’t, they can take them to the Tenancy Tribunal.

She can also deadlift two letters of the word ‘Renters’.

Statistically though they don’t take them to the Tenancy Tribunal. About 90 per cent of the cases at the Tribunal are taken by landlords.

Tenants don’t know their rights. That’s why we give them a booklet on tenants rights at the start of their tenancy.

Okay, that’s good

I think you’re beginning to quite like the way I work, dare I say.

Ha, that’s a great initiative. But I guess the other thing is that they’re so scared. They think by taking someone to the Tenancy Tribunal that person is going to come back at them and give them a 90-day no-cause eviction. They’ll find a way to get you out. And then the market is so dire that you might not find another place, particularly in Auckland.

*Pru scrunches up her face* I guess so. But then what I fear is that we’ll end with some badly written law. They need to look at it on a case-by-case basis a bit like they did with the people in the meth houses.

Can I get you to support the end of 90-day evictions by the end of this interview?

Irrelevant in Christchurch.

*Me, grumbling loudly in a journalist voice* Answer the question!

Well, the 42 would be more concerning wouldn’t it? Where the owner wants to move back in.

Wait we’ve got off track again. We’re moving around a lot of rentals laws. Will you support the end of 90-day no-cause evictions!?

*Pru squints, looks off the side and makes a face like she’s eating a sour lolly, then does a motion I interpret as crossing herself again*

I’m taking that as a yes.

 

This interview has been edited for clarity and length.

Renters returns to TVNZ 2 tonight .

Keep going!
And the key is… Matthew Gray Gubler.
And the key is… Matthew Gray Gubler.

Pop CultureOctober 4, 2018

The brilliant horror series hiding inside Criminal Minds

And the key is… Matthew Gray Gubler.
And the key is… Matthew Gray Gubler.

The somewhat inexplicable 14th (!) season of Criminal Minds starts tonight on TVNZ. To celebrate, super-fan Jean Sergent reveals the cult classic series hidden within the long-running procedural.

Three years ago I was in London doing a pretty great acting fellowship, but somehow I still found time to watch Criminal Minds on my laptop, which I perched on a stool while I lounged around in my North London terrace house bathtub. That’s how I relax: watching murders. If you’ve been looking for a crime procedural to replace all the Scandi-noir you’ve finished binging before realising you didn’t really like it, Criminal Minds has a backlog of 300 episodes for you to dive right into.

It’s Mandy, it’s Greg from Dharma and Greg, it’s MGG!

Criminal Minds, if you’ve somehow missed the phenomenon of the show that is not Law and Order: SVU but kind of is, is set inside the FBI’s Behavioural Analysis Unit, or the BAU. The BAU is modelled on the criminal profiling techniques made famous by egghead psychologists and armchair detectives. The team has changed over the years (Mandy Patinkin used to be in this damn show! You’ve been snoozing on Mandy ‘Evita’ Patinkin!), but the core has remained the same: hardboiled old-timer (Uncle Mandy, then Joe Mantegna – a truly awful actor whose voice you’ll recognise from The Simpsons), brainiac autism spectrum wunderkind (Matthew Gray Gubler), sharp as knives powersuit Lady Coppers (A.J. Cook and Paget Brewster), and the kooky jokesmith tech whizz (Kirsten Vangsness, giving the goth one out of NCIS a run for her money).

In short: Criminal Minds is The X-Files but with paedos and serial killers instead of worm people and smokemen. I guess? I dunno, I’ve only watched the first two seasons of The X-Files, and I’m sick of pretending I’ve seen them all. X-files fans: keep reading, you nerds. I’ve got inside information on the CORRECT way to watch Criminal Minds to get the most frights and monsters.

There are lots of ways you can kind of choose your own adventure through Criminal Minds. You could dive in at the beginning and get the full benefit to The Mandy Years. If you started with season 14, episode one, you’d probably still enjoy it. It’s absolutely bingeable, because it’s a procedural and that is why they exist. But if you want some creepy miniature horror films, then I’ve got the secret cult TV series for you: The Matthew Gray Gubler Directed Episodes (TMGGDE, or Tuhmuhguhduh).

MGG, the secret weapon of Criminal Minds.

Matthew Gray Gubler is an actor/painter/model/filmmaker whose real life hobbies include being in some kind of costume or onesie every day of the year. He is adorable and sexy and looks like the love child of John Waters and Jane Fonda. Having debuted in The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou as the main intern, he has been lurking around indie comedy for a while now while keeping up a steady income on my beloved Criminal Minds.

MGG has a great talent for the macabre, and his episodes are always a highlight of any new season. He has a very particular taste for horror stories, freaks, outrageously costumed monsters, and proper bone-chilling frights. While the episodes fit in to the show overall, they are also exciting genre-bending nuggets of gold.

Demanded by literally no one except Sam (TV editor’s note: Hi!), here is the Definitive Tuhmuhguhduh Power Rankings, as adjudicated by a serious panel of one: me.

10, aka the worst one: Season 11, Episode 18: ‘A Beautiful Disaster’

Sorry, AJ Cook, but A Beautiful Disaster is the worst one.

Skip this one. You have to really be invested in the whole team to give a shit about the gut-churning over-acting involved in wringing this story out. It doesn’t have much of the fright factor of most of the other episodes, and it’s part of the worst multiple episode story arc of the whole show. Shemar Moore has his shirt off a lot, but I dunno what else really recommends it. Basically it’s a love letter from The Goobs to co-star Shemar Moore for his last episode. See, you don’t care. Move on.

9: Season 6, Episode 18: ‘Lauren’

Don’t worry, Paget Brewster, you got to hang out heaps with Paul F. Tompkins after this.

It’s not that this isn’t a great episode, because it is! But it doesn’t really count in the MGG ouevre, because it has to be watched in the context of all of season 6. It’s a very gripping 42 minutes of telly but it doesn’t stand alone, despite flashbacks in it that feel a little bit like the parts of The Godfather where Michael and his wife are in Italy.

8: Season 9, Episode 7: ‘Gatekeeper’

Don’t worry, MGG and AJ Cook, that fake baby is nominally alive.

Even though this is definitely a good episode, it has a very dumb subplot about a bar closing, and they all do karaoke at the end, which should absolutely never be part of the plot of a television show. The main story – the horror, the terror – is about a trophy-collecting killer, which is always a good one to hang an episode on. There’s lots of creepy photos taken through windows. The main guest actor in this episode is an actor who has the terrific name of Jack Plotnick. He’s someone you’ll look at and go “I recognise that guy”, and that is because he has been on one episode of a lot of shows you’ve watched against your better judgment.

7: Season 10, Episode 21: ‘Mr Scratch’

Looks like SOMEONE went to Elam.

A bit like the series 6 episode ‘Lauren’, ‘Mr Scratch’ needs to be contextualised, given that the eponymous character is one of the key villains of the whole damn show. This episode is the first introduction to the character that the team will spend the next two seasons trying to defeat. He’s, like, I guess, a boss level monster? This episode tips our Gray Gubes into some full blown psychological horror thriller territory, and he excels in it. Scratch is a wiley, twisted, talented murderer who provides the BAU with a lot of head-scratching terrors. If you’ve survived ten seasons of Criminal Minds thus far, you’re in for a treat with this harrowing story arc.

6: Season 8, Episode 20: ‘Alchemy’

Creepy hotel vibe, check.

The Goobz’s second episode in season 8. Matthew Grambitious Gubler! At this point in series 8 MGG’s character Spencer Reid has just gone through a spoilertrauma. Seriously, season 8 will break your heart to bits. This episode is notable for containing some classic horror elements: a creepy hotel, a psychotic woman, and supporting characters who look like they were drawn by Edward Gorey. It’s kind of a Psycho meets Misery vibe.

5: Season 7, Episode 19: ‘Heathridge Manor’

I mean, it looks pretty accurately like a manor.

Shit man this one is so creepy! Emotional incest! Stockholm syndrome! Sibling control! An abandoned asylum! The young actress from Californication who is not very good at acting but is really creepy! A classic of the Gubler Tapes.

4: Season 12, Episode 6: Elliot’s Pond

What is this, The Mindy Project?

This one is deep in the gothic horror genre, with a real Stephen King vibe. A spooky old asylum! A 30-year-old case! Three boys on a bike ride! Definite family violence! There’s a wee bit of faffing around with the team’s feelings in this one because long time BAU leader, Greg-off-of-DharmaandGreg suddenly is gone. Hardcore fans like myself did a lot of googling after that bombshell. Apparently he maybe yelled at someone on set? I dunno, give him a break, he’s not Christian Bale.

3: Season 8, Episode 10: The Lesson

Grima Wormtongue, is that you?

This is some Saw shit mates! Guest starring Brad Dourif of One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest and Lord of the Rings fame! This one will tick a lot of creepy gory boxes, while also weirdly featuring quite a sweet love story in the subplot. Matthew Gray Gubler proves himself once again to be Matthew Great At Casting as Brad “Literally the voice of Chucky from Child’s Play” and Mark Povinelli tear it up as soft-brained psychos.

2: Series 13, Episode 17: The Capilanos

Is that you, Pennywise?

If you’re scared of clowns, you’re gonna wanna give this one a hard pass. This episode absolutely slams from beginning to end, with real genuine scares. It’s low on gore but high on thrills, and there’s a real tearjerker of an ending. This episode has a seasoned slickness to it that you’d expect from Gublertron after so many episodes in the director’s seat. It’s not necessarily my taste, but it’s technically a superb episode. Bonus detail is that it features one of my favourite tropes of Criminal Minds: Matthew Gray Gubler talking gently to a traumatised child.

1, aka hands-down the best: Season 5, Episode 16: Mosley Lane

Hey Queen Beth Grant!

What a creepy name! If this episode was the first feature film by a new talent in horror, people would be stoked and it would win prizes. This is a creepy child abduction story, and the main villains are a demented duo played by absolute legends Bud Cort (Harold and Maud, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou) and Beth Grant (literally everything from The Golden Girls to Pearl Harbor to No Country For Old Men to The Office). I guess it’s a matter of taste, but I really enjoy abduction stories, and guest star Beth Grant was in the greatest/worst made-for-TV abduction story of all time, I Know My First Name is Steven. Also, Bud Cort.

The 14th season of Criminal Minds premieres at 10pm tonight on TVNZ. You can watch the 13th season right here on TVNZ on Demand.