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Kristie Williams, Dave Letele and Sonia Gray do their trio dance on the Dancing with the Stars semi-finals. (Photo: Eddison Te Reo)
Kristie Williams, Dave Letele and Sonia Gray do their trio dance on the Dancing with the Stars semi-finals. (Photo: Eddison Te Reo)

Pop CultureMay 23, 2022

Dancing with the Stars, semi-final: What are we doing here, exactly?

Kristie Williams, Dave Letele and Sonia Gray do their trio dance on the Dancing with the Stars semi-finals. (Photo: Eddison Te Reo)
Kristie Williams, Dave Letele and Sonia Gray do their trio dance on the Dancing with the Stars semi-finals. (Photo: Eddison Te Reo)

Covid-19 has hit Dancing with the Stars NZ, but the show must go on. Sam Brooks recaps week five.

As show openers go, “Who will stay healthy and make it to next week’s finals?” is a particularly bleak way to introduce this compromised semi-final, which saw Rhys Mathewson (front-runner) and Eric Murray (rear-runner) leave the competition after contracting Covid-19. As a result, this week sees the return of Alex Vaz (runner) and Kerre Woodham (also-runner) to the semi-final, competing against the remaining three couples featuring celebrities Jazz Thornton, Brodie Kane and Dave Letele.

And look, it’s Dancing with the Stars so it’s still fun, but the spectre of Covid-19 is hanging over it now, so it’s hard to feel especially joyous about proceedings. I’m happy for the returning dancers, of course, but this doesn’t feel like the way anybody hoped it would turn out.

Anyway, onto the dances!

Kerre Woodham and Jared Neame dance the quickstep. (Photo: Eddison Te Reo)

ELIMINATED: Kerre Woodham (and Jared Neame) – quickstep and rumba

First: Shoutout to Kerre for keeping on Kerre-ing on, learning two dances in two days, after having nearly two weeks off. That’s a lot of twos and caveats, but to perform as confidently as she does here is a pretty amazing feat. Did I expect a Dancing with the Stars performance to include a riff on the robot? Nope, but here we are, two dancers down and one Kerre up.

Secondly: there’s a certain kind of woman of a certain age range whose vibe is ‘Wicked Game’. Kerre Woodham absolutely feels like the kind of woman who has always wanted, secretly, to do a fully choreographed dance to ‘Wicked Game’ and I’m glad the show gave her that experience! Kerre on, Kerre.

SCORE: 45.

Brittany Coleman and Alex Vaz do the samba. (Photo: Eddison Te Reo)

Alex Vaz (and Brittany Coleman) – samba and foxtrot

Real life story: I saw Mr. President as part of a 90s lineup at Spark Arena a few years ago, and the band performed ‘Coco Jamboo’ twice. Because if you’d released ‘Coco Jamboo’, wouldn’t you perform it as many times as you could, given the chance? This was nice, this was fine! It’s not quite the level of dance I’d expect at the semi-final (pejorative), but it’s also not the level of dance I’d expect from a couple that had half the rehearsal time of everybody else (complimentary), so you get what you get. Good on them, honestly.

Siobhan Marshall joins the pair for their trio, and while she’s bloody delightful (all stars season, anybody?), it’s a pretty messy foxtrot! But it’s earnest and look, they got through it. I’m tired and it’s late in the season.

SCORE: 39.

Dave Letele and Kristie Williams dance the tango. (Photo: Eddison Te Reo)

Dave Letele (and Kristie Williams) – tango and cha cha

Another absolutely bomb song: Haddaway’s ‘What is Love?’. If you can listen to this song and not think of the scene in My So-Called Life where Ricky and Delia dance to this, you are… probably younger than I am. This song was fine, but felt a little bit low energy, which runs counter to the vibe of the song, I thought. The judges seemed to like it, which is a reminder that they are the experts, and I am the one referencing a Claire Danes vehicle from the 90s.

But also: The triumphant return of Sonia Gray, filling this pair out to a trio for a dance to Earth, Wind and Fire’s ‘September’. And look, this is just great TV, regardless of how good the dancing is. If anything, it’s a reminder of how much fun Sonia would’ve been on the show, but I’ve said that enough for one season!

SCORE: 46.

Brodie Kane and Enrique Johns dance a tango. (Photo: Eddison Te Reo)

Brodie Kane (and Enrique Johns) – tango and samba

A little bit louder now! Look, any dance to Lulu’s ‘Shout’ is going to be a winner for me. ‘Shout’ is a guaranteed party starter, a no nonsense great vibe and I have no issues, no notes with this tango even beyond the song choice. Brodie absolutely bodies her best dance so far, and wins the award for the most impressive floor-sweep yet.

Her trio dance – with host Clint Randell himself! – is to ‘Come on Eileen’ and it’s… delightful! This feels like one of those dances that would be much better in the room, but it doesn’t translate 100% to the screen. Still fun though, and this week represents a high watermark for Brodie overall.

SCORE: 53.

Brad Coleman and Jazz Thornton do a cha-cha. (Photo: Eddison Te Reo)

Jazz Thornton (and Brad Coleman) – cha cha and tango

Is there a better song from 2008-9 than Lady Gaga’s ‘Just Dance’? I say no. Honestly, big props to the music supervisor for this week’s choices, probably the strongest set of the season. Was this Jazz’s strongest dance? Probably not! But she seemed to be having a lot of fun, and I deeply endorse any choreography that involves the precise manipulation of a high ponytail.

The bi-friendly choreography of their second dance, to Stevie Nicks’ ‘I Can’t Wait’, featuring surprise guest Eli Matthewson, was genuinely a delight to see. And in a way it felt like a proper farewell to Eli, which was also, genuinely a delight to see! No notes!

SCORE: 53.

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Image: Tina Tiller
Image: Tina Tiller

Pop CultureMay 23, 2022

Hilary Barry is your new favourite Shortland Street star

Image: Tina Tiller
Image: Tina Tiller

Seven Sharp descends on Ferndale tonight for a documentary special about the local hospital turning 30. Hilary Barry tells Tara Ward what it was like filming the reality-blurring New Zealand TV crossover event of the century.

To celebrate Shortland Street’s 30th birthday, we are dedicating a whole week to the good (and not-so-good) people of Ferndale. Check out more Street Week content here

From the moment Hilary Barry first stepped inside the TVNZ building, she dreamed of making a cameo on Shortland Street. Tonight, as the show kicks off its 30th anniversary week, we’ll see that little cameo turn into something bigger than the Seven Sharp presenter ever anticipated. “I thought when they said ‘it’s our 30th birthday, would you like to do a crossover appearance?’ that I might play a person who’d hurt themselves or had their pulse taken in the ED,” Barry says. “Maybe one line, if that.”

But instead of one measly line of dialogue, this Monday and Tuesday night Barry stars in two full crossover episodes, playing a reporter who’s in Ferndale to film a special Seven Sharp documentary about the hospital. The lines between fact and fiction are delightfully blurred – almost as confusing as the time Carmen came back to Shortland Street as an entirely different character. Barry’s Seven Sharp sidekick Jeremy Wells will introduce each episode from the Seven Sharp studio, meaning Seven Sharp will be on both TVNZ 1 and TVNZ 2 at the same time this week. Barry anticipates some chaos. “People will tune into Shortland Street and go hang on, am I on the wrong channel? Be warned!”

Shortland Street will depart from its usual soapy structure for the crossover episodes, instead filming in the candid style of a fly-on-the-wall documentary with Barry interviewing some of the hospital’s key staff about how the hospital has changed their lives. “The lovely thing about it, I think, is that you get to hear the innermost thoughts of the characters describing their emotions, rather than acting them out,” she says. “It’s actually really moving.”

Also moving is Hilary Barry’s performance as tough-but-kind journalist Hilary Barry. Having last acted in the Masterton amateur theatrical society production of Cabaret in the early 1990s, Barry admits her skills were a bit rusty. It’s hard to tell, because she looks right at home on Shortland Street. She holds ex-CEO Chris Warner to account and supports emotional new mum Harper, makes jokes to camera and puts patients at ease. Based on this performance, Hilary Barry one day playing Hilary Barry, CEO of Shortland Street, doesn’t seem entirely outside the realm of possibility.

Despite Barry already being on the telly five nights a week, the long-time Shortland Street fan was daunted by the prospect of appearing on the iconic soap. Not only was she featuring in some of Shortland Street’s most high-profile episodes, she had pages of script to learn and scenes with some of her favourite characters, including world-renowned surgeon and “absolute trainwreck” Chris Warner.

Barry admits she freaked out. “I had to just pull myself together,” she says. “I was having this fangirl moment as well as trying to be an actor, which is out of my comfort zone anyway, even though I was playing myself. It was multifaceted stress, really, anxiety and over-excitement.”

It’s not just Shortland Street celebrating the big birthday – Seven Sharp will mark the occasion on TVNZ 1 with a separate story of their own. “There’s a lot of love going around,” Barry says of the cross-channel shenanigans, adding that even though both shows share a time slot and compete for viewers, she wants Shortland Street to do well. That’s exactly what the next CEO of Shortland Street would say, of course.

“30 years is an incredible, incredible achievement,” Barry says. After three decades on air, Shortland Street has become part of New Zealand’s social fabric, regardless of whether you’re an avid watcher or someone who dips in and out of the show. “There are so many of us who have got to know the characters and been absorbed by the stories, which are always really relevant. You know, they’ve always been really brave and weaved what’s happening in the real world into their storylines.”

There’s nothing more real-world than Seven Sharp, but Barry reckons her cameo is both the beginning and end of her acting career. “I just about passed out trying to learn these lines, I don’t know how they do it,” she says, praising the incredible work rate of the Shortland Street team. “I’ve heard this before about Shortland Street, about how incredibly quick turnaround everything is. But my goodness, until you’ve seen it first hand, you just cannot appreciate how hard they’re all working.”

Those were our people today, and that’s Seven Sharp – and Shortland Street – tonight.

The Shortland Street/Seven Sharp anniversary crossover episodes screen on Monday and Tuesday nights at 7pm on TVNZ 2 and on TVNZ OnDemand.