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Veronica knows – if it’s anywhere.
Veronica knows – if it’s anywhere.

Pop CultureJuly 25, 2019

Where can I watch the fourth season of Veronica Mars in New Zealand?

Veronica knows – if it’s anywhere.
Veronica knows – if it’s anywhere.

Sam Brooks embarks on a search to watch the much-hyped season four of Veronica Mars. For an update, scroll to the end of the piece to find out where you can watch.

The short answer to that question in the headline: You can’t. At least not legally.

The new season of Veronica Mars is not on Netflix, not on NEON, not on Lightbox, not on Amazon Prime, not on TVNZ (not even on Demand!), not anywhere. The Spinoff reached out to all these services, as well as Three, and received various phrasings of ‘Nope, sorry, no plans to pick it up either’ in return.

So if you want to watch it legally, book your plane tickets because you’re going to America to watch it on Hulu, baby.

In the days of yore, when you had to watch television on an actual television, it was common for a TV show not to make it to the Land of the Long White Cloud. But these days, if you’ve got the dosh to subscribe to four different streaming services, chances are you’ll find that show that everybody’s talking about on social media overseas.

Which is why it was so bizarre to find on Friday, when the fourth season of a much-loved television show dropped (albeit a week early), that I couldn’t watch it anywhere. Over the weekend, fans on Twitter were raving about the twists and turns of the season, and especially the ending. But if you were in New Zealand, don’t you dare think about (legally) participating in that conversation! Go watch Mean Mums, you Kiwis.

The Veronica Mars situation is a throwback to that time when New Zealand would get shows months, if not years, after the fact. The wait could be so long that a show might be cancelled before it even got its primetime premiere over here. I still have fond memories of the ridiculously lavish campaign that TV2, as it was then called, ran for LAX, a Heather Locklear show about Los Angeles Airport which by that point had already been put out of its misery after just eight episodes.

Another, more relevant example is the original three-season run of Veronica Mars. The show originally aired on UPN, a now-defunct TV network whose hits included Roswell, Star Trek: Enterprise, a lot of wrestling and, uh, Jake 2.0. Barely anybody watched those first two seasons of Veronica Mars, and when the network shuttered it was picked up by the CW, and ran for one troubled season.

But in New Zealand, Veronica Mars aired in a primetime slot on a Friday night – or at least the first season did. If you wanted to watch seasons 2 and 3, it meant spending your sunny Sunday afternoons indoors. But for that first season, the show was a genuine hit, and people loved it. I’d bet a not inconsiderable amount of money that I’ve talked to more fans of the show from New Zealand than I have from anywhere else, which is why it’s so surprising that no streaming service here has picked up the new season.

That’s especially so when you consider that the first three seasons are there to be watched on TVNZ OnDemand right now! And if you haven’t seen those three seasons, you really should. Veronica Mars, as a character, is one of the greats. She’s flawed without being monstrous, badass without being unrealistic, and has conflicts both internal and external that make her a genuinely compelling person to watch develop over three seasons. Plus, Kristen Bell’s performance is still, to this day, highly underrated and under-rewarded.

Which is all to say: Somebody buy this show now! You’ll get your money’s worth, I promise.

UPDATED: Neon has announced that they’re going to be receiving the fourth season of Veronica Mars for streaming on August 2, as well as seasons 1-3 and the 2014 film.

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Ever wanted to be the Eagle from Eagle vs. Shark? Screenbid lets you do it.
Ever wanted to be the Eagle from Eagle vs. Shark? Screenbid lets you do it.

Pop CultureJuly 25, 2019

The website that lets you bid on the detritus of TV and movie history

Ever wanted to be the Eagle from Eagle vs. Shark? Screenbid lets you do it.
Ever wanted to be the Eagle from Eagle vs. Shark? Screenbid lets you do it.

Ever wanted to buy a sonogram of Quinn’s baby from Glee? How about Dr. House’s bathrobe? Tara Ward shows you how. 

If you’re a fan of Taika Waititi’s classic Kiwi romantic comedy Eagle and Shark and you’ve a spare hundred bucks rattling around down the back of the couch, then get thee to Screenbid immediately. There are two iconic, beloved, goddamned national treasures sitting in an American warehouse waiting for a new owner, and it could be you.

Screenbid is an online American auction site that lists niche and obscure items salvaged from popular TV shows and movies. One glimpse and you’ll fall down a rabbit hole of random collectibles that you may never resurface from. Items range in price from a few bucks into the high thousands, and the treasures anything from a 30 Rock Fear Factor lunchbox ($125) to Ruby’s Academy Award-winning undergarments from Cold Mountain ($2,000, all prices from here on in in USD).

For a mere $700, you can buy Jarrod’s Eagle costume and be the proud owner of a piece of New Zealand cinematic history. You can put your own beautiful head where Jemaine Clement put his when the Eagle Lord showed off his watch-wallet to the entire world. Touch those same feathers, feel that elastic ping under your chin, soak up any creative genius Jemaine left inside. How have these costumes not already been snapped up? Foolish suckas!

Sadly, the giant pencil candle from Eagle and Shark isn’t listed on Screenbid, but there’s plenty of weird and wonderful TV show stuff that is. Fancy spending $45,000 on Bill the Butcher’s trousers from Gangs of New York? No? Then this is all I have for you, read it and weep into your Mad Men Kleenex Boutique Pink Tissues ($50).

Under $25

Spend $20 on this cheque for $2,000,000 from the set of Bones, and watch all your dreams come true. Simply change your name to Gary Gray, take your own bones down to the bank, and cackle wildly as the teller charges you a $3.00 cheque deposit fee for the pleasure. You’re a millionaire now, Gary Gray! $3.00 is nothing to you, you crazy bastard.

Alternatively, if the shit hits the fan, pull out this FBI note pad for $25, because you are a criminal now and I cannot be held responsible for your actions.

Under $50

Hey look, it’s a sonogram of Quinn’s baby from Glee, that wackadoo show about a high school student who convinced her boyfriend they got pregnant from sitting in a hot tub and then sold the baby to the wife of her Glee club teacher. It’s $40, so jazz hands, spirit fingers, don’t stop believing.

Under $100

Now we’re getting to the good stuff and when I say ‘good’ I mean WTAF:

Forget the one-eyed dog, buy yourself a new life. Become Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation by buying her name badge for a cool $99, or pretend you have syphilis with this charming Masters of Sex Veneral Disease Report Form ($75). If banking that fake million-dollar cheque went wrong, these Bates Motel’s Crime Scene Markers will come in handy, and if all else fails, spend a measly 70 bucks to buy Principal Foster’s Badger Costume from New Girl and hide away in a badger of shame.

Under $250

I just spent all my money on the turkey baster Lindsay used to get pregnant in You’re the Worst, but if you’ve got spare cash please throw it at these TV treasures immediately:

The OfficeErin Hannon’s Paper Holder and Tape Dispenser ($250)

“They’re not very exciting or extravagant,” says the listing, but I’m stopping you there, Screenbid. Ever tried to live a life without sticky tape? It’s not good.

House: Dr Gregory House’s tumorous leg x-ray ($200)

Creepy? I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you from inside my new badger costume. Make a note on your Mad Men vintage typewriter, because this is a piece of art to be framed and hung in the Louvre.

Mad Men: Don Draper’s 1963 Tax Return ($200)

I mean, why wouldn’t you?

Under $500

Who knows what the heck a 6 Sigma Retreat Placard from 30 Rock is but it’s only $300, so SOLD to the lonely woman in a badger suit. You spin me right round, Alec Baldwin, right round.

If a spinning placard isn’t your jam (fools), snap up the sunglasses David Duchovny wore in Californication ($275), or this charming Sons of Anarchy skull ring($375), or for a mere $350, House’s bathrobe from, um, House.

Under $1000

Rib cage? No. Nicholas Cage? Definitely not. A Hotel Cortez Iron Maiden from American Horror Story for only $800? YES, PLEASE.

Unlimited budget

You might have an unlimited budget, but I’m the proud owner of a Master of Sex Lice and Shampoo Comb and a tube of glue once used in Bates Motel, so I think we all know who the winner is. If you need a crutch for your feelings, the answer is obvious: