UncategorizedOctober 16, 2015

Sports: The ACC Presents Champagne Rugby, Episode Four


The Alternative Commentary Collective are chomping at the bit for the All Blacks’ quarter final showdown with France this Sunday, devising a groundbreaking new prediction mechanism for the event after Drunk Man Up A Ladder failed last week.

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The team have breaking footage of a rolling maul chewing up some serious hard yards across the Auckland isthmus, there are some new faces (and nicknames) in the Power Rankings, and Jason Hoyte reports from the Social Media Testicle on Queen Street. He wants to know: out of New Zealand and France, which country has better lovers? Find out below:

Conrad Smith and Dan Carter are joining a host of former internationals in the French Top 14 competition. Click here to subscribe.

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