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Just some genuinely beautiful television
Just some genuinely beautiful television

Pop CultureSeptember 27, 2023

Weird but true: The year’s most emotional TV played out on Celebrity Treasure Island

Just some genuinely beautiful television
Just some genuinely beautiful television

The inspired casting of Tāme Iti on a fundamentally silly reality TV show paid off in an impossibly resonant scene last night.

The scene is unimaginably pretty. Somewhere outside Wānaka, on an island far from any road, two men wander along the lakeside. The pair are bathed in sun despite a slate grey sky, with brooding maunga rising all around. It is, generously, a May-September friendship, with a stout Tūhoe kaumatua placing his hand gently on the shoulder of a rail thin Pākehā tāne from Dunedin.

In a year notable for acclaimed dramas and intimate, accomplished comedies, it’s hard to imagine any local show will top 10 minutes of extraordinarily powerful reality television on last night’s Celebrity Treasure Island. The show brings 20 or so celebrities together to live rough and remote and do challenges to raise money for charities, and its 14th season has proven that its recent post-Covid run of powerfully resonant television is no fluke. How? Either you were watching, and you know, or you weren’t and find the idea utterly nonsensical. It almost defies explanation.

But here goes. The two protagonists are Tāme Iti and James Mustapic, who are unlikely to run across one another in any other aspect of their lives. Iti needs no introduction, a 71-year-old whose biography is so rich and textured it reads like fiction: raised in rural Ruatoki, part of the Ngā Tamatoa Māori rights group, a communist who journeyed to China in the 70s, arrested during the 2007 botched Urewera raids, an acclaimed artist and excellent actor. Mustapic is, in his words, “a comedian who makes fun of psychics”, but also perhaps one of the most brilliant, funny and acerbic assessors of New Zealand’s recent cultural past.

Mustapic has been made captain of his team, and honestly, it feels unlikely. It’s full of stars and type-A personalities. Mustapic is a genius but this is his biggest gig to date, and his main collaborator is his mum. Still, you can see him swelling in the show, instantly beloved by his teammates to the point where, yeah, why can’t a skinny gay guy in his mid-20s lead a team with ex-Warriors captain Steve Price, Good Morning legend Mary Lambie and former Bachelor star Matilda Green on it?

James Mustapic on Celebrity Treasure Island

A big part of the answer might be Tāme Iti. On that walk beside the lake, Mustapic doesn’t know, but Iti has already decided to leave the show on his own terms. Iti takes him aside for a talk about leadership – and just imagine how that must feel. “I know you’ve got the kaha,” he says to Mustapic. The screen cuts to Mustapic in what is known as an “in the moment” interview, where he discusses what’s happening in the aftermath. “What the hell? I’m on an island with Tāme Iti. He’s a national treasure. And he’s talking to me? Telling me that I’m a great leader? It’s insane.”

Well, yes. But also, Iti sees something in Mustapic, and voices it. “Don’t be fooled by his size,” he says in his own interview. “It’s like a decoy.” At the end of the walk, they hongi. “Ka pai my bro.” Mustapic, clearly profoundly moved: “I struggle to put into words what something like that means to me.”

Then back to camp, where Iti delivers his news. “Coming here changed my whole routine. Gave me a bit of a shock treatment.” He’d been focusing on his health and the hard conditions and tough physical challenges were messing with that. You can see the shock and sadness on his teammates’ faces. Wearing a trademark bowler hat and a bright pink t-shirt, he launches into a karakia and the whole thing cannot help but give you chills. “Ke te pai, I’m here in your heart.” He says, “I love you.” He blows a kiss.

Tāme Iti on Celebrity Treasure Island

The team takes turns paying tribute to the great man. There are few dry eyes. A few minutes later he does it again, when they meet the next team ahead of a challenge. “I’m going to go home to my blind dog, let him lick my wounds,” he says. Then he’s gone.

The whole scene feels utterly surreal, his entire appearance on the show more the stuff of dreams than something that could ever really have happened. The whole thing took 10 minutes of screen time, handled with real grace despite the abrupt tone shift. 

Recently, reporter Tāmati Rimene-Sproat was interviewed for The Spinoff’s My Life in TV series, and, asked for a controversial opinion, said “Reality TV is trash. I don’t think that’s very controversial.” And it’s not. This genre is still, 25 years after it emerged, routinely dismissed and maligned. 

As with any form of pop culture, it frequently earns that verdict. But sometimes it really doesn’t. Celebrity Treasure Island outwardly presents as a show with no chance at greatness. Yet due to a decision in recent years to take a very expansive view of the word celebrity, and lean into a form of hyper-diverse casting, it has become a place which regularly produces extraordinary scenes, some of which would naturally sit in any rational cultural hall of fame for this country. Yesterday’s was one of those. 

Of course it didn’t last. They dried their eyes and hoed into the next challenge, splashing about in the water and playing puzzles. The show still does what it says on the tin. But Tāme Iti and Mustapic also prove it contains multitudes, and their quiet kōrero needs to be marked for the pure and elevating vision of Aotearoa it represented. 

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Celebrity Treasure Island: Te Waipounamu is on TVNZ2 at 7.30pm every Monday to Wednesday, and streams on TVNZ+. For weekly recaps, get amongst The Real Pod Extra on Substack.

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What are you going to be watching this week? We round up everything coming to streaming services this week, including Netflix, Amazon Prime, Disney+, Apple TV+, ThreeNow, Neon and TVNZ+.

The biggies

Neighbours: The Return (on Prime Video from September 25)

Neighbours is back, baby. The long-running Australian soap that ended emotionally in 2022 has now risen from the dead in a twist even Madge Bishop wouldn’t have seen coming. Last November – three months after Neighbours ended “for good” – Amazon announced they would revive the show that launched the careers of Kylie Minogue, Margot Robbie and Delta Goodrem. The rebooted soap features a mix of old and new characters, including one unlikely star who travelled all the way from Newport Beach: Mischa bloody Barton (read more about this exciting news here). / Tara Ward

The Man Who Played with Fire (on TVNZ+ from September 26)

Nope, this isn’t another adaptation of a Stieg Larsson book, this is a documentary about Stieg Larsson! It follows the best-selling author’s secret, decade-long investigation into the assassination of Swedish prime minister Olof Palme, and uncovers the breakthrough he was on the brink of before his sudden death in 2004. Sounds like a plot worthy of… a Stieg Larsson novel, really./ SB

Project Greenlight (on Neon from September 27)

How hard is it to make a movie, really? This competitive reality show gets to the bottom of it all. Project Greenlight seems to be the reality competition show that won’t ever properly go away. It debuted in the early-00s, was revived in 2015, and now returns once more under the stewardship of Issa Rae. The reviews of this one were really great, framing the show as less a competition and more a look behind the scenes of what it is to make a movie that isn’t that good, really! I’m intrigued. / SB

The notables

The Kardashians (season four on Disney+ from September 28)

Like a bad vampire facial, season four of The Kardashians is sucking out the last drops of season three’s sisterly feud storyline and injecting it into this season to see just how anaemic it can get. The season four trailer ends with Kourtney telling Kim she’s a witch and she hates her. It could be a promotional tie-in for the new American Horror Story, which Kim is starring in, or they might actually hate each other in real life. Who knows anymore? The show has largely become a beige vehicle for the family to rewrite the narrative on events already reported and anchor them to a mafia-esque concept of family.

Because everything has already happened, we can look forward to the director’s cut of Kourtney’s “Trav I’m pregnant” announcement, nothing but allusions to Kylie dating Timothée Chalamet (who has refused to appear in the show) and more extravagant birthday parties for children who will only know they took place if they rewatch the show in 10 years’ time. At this point, we’re justifying watching the show on the basis of some pseudo-intellectual interest in pop culture phenomena, right? Do I hate it? Yes. Will I still watch it? To quote Kylie, “family time is my favourite time”, so, yes, absolutely. Please send help. / Anna Rawhiti-Connell

Grimm (all seasons on TVNZ+ from September 27)

There are dozens of procedurals that went on for more than a hundred episodes despite never quite making the headlines or hitting the cultural zeitgeist, even though they were actually good! Grimm is one of those, following homicide detective Nick Burkhardt (David Giuntoli) who learns he is descended from a line of guardians known as Grimms, charged with keep the balance between humanity and mythical creatures, for a cool 123 episodes. / SB

Love Island UK season five (on TVNZ+ from October 1)

The “legendary” fifth season from 2019 – featuring, among others, Molly-Mae and Tommy Fury – is coming to TVNZ+. From Alex Casey and Tara Ward’s conversation about the most recent season: “There’s just something so comforting about the fact that, especially as we plummet into the depths of winter, a new episode of Love Island UK will almost always be there at the end of the day. Obviously, not gonna lie, there’s simply too much TV to choose from and sometimes you just want to watch a group of people in their 20s try and figure out if a prawn is in the sea or not. Also, as Iain Stirling himself said, Love Island is fundamentally about people finding people and that is always interesting, regardless of whether those people have a working knowledge of crustacean habitation or not.”

The films

Love is in the Air (on Netflix from September 28)

Delta Goodrem is back on our screens in a role she was truly born to try: a fiercely independent seaplane pilot who is definitely NOT going to fall in love with the brash city CEO who turns up to shut down her family business. This cheesy romance has been on my “To Watch” list for weeks, and if Delta’s character doesn’t sing “Lost Without You” on a grand piano hidden under a dusty parachute in the corner of her airport hanger, I’ll eat my captain’s hat. / TW

Flora and the Sun (on AppleTV+ from September 29)

John Carney (Once, Begin Again, Sing Street) has been making the same film – tearjerking romantic musical dramas – over and over again for close to two decades, which might be annoying if it weren’t for the fact that these films are all actually really good! Flora (Eve Hewson) is a single mother living in Dublin having trouble with her rebellious son who happens upon a guitar in a skip one day. With the help of a Los Angeles-based online guitar teacher (Joseph Gordon-Levitt, at his most Gordon-Levitty), she discovers that one person’s trash is, yes, another’s person’s treasure. I’m already crying!/ SB

The first four Indiana Jones films (on Neon from October 1)

There’s never a wrong time to watch Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, especially in the two weeks leading up to the election. Give yourself some joy, watch some Indy movies. (On the flipside, there is almost never a right time to watch Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, but go with your chosen deity on that one.) / SB

Netflix

September 25

Little Baby Bum: Music Time

September 26

Who Killed Jill Dando?

September 27

Overhaul

Streetflow 2

Encounters

September 28

Castlevania: Nocture

Love is in the Air

The Darkness with La Luz del Mondo

September 29

Do Not Disturb

Nowhere

Power Rangers Cosmic Fury

September 20

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

Neon

September 25

Grace’s Amazing Machines: Season 4

September 26

Scream VI

September 27

Project Greenlight

Tracey Morgan: Taking it Too Far

September 28

Our Idiot Brother

September 30

Paw Patrol: Season 8b

Wedding Crashers

October 1

Paw Patrol: Season 9a

Little Monsters

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

TVNZ+

September 26

The Man Who Played With Fire

September 27

Grimm: Seasons 1-7

September 29

RuPaul’s Drag Race UK: Season Five

Cubicle Confessions

September 30

The Killing Kind

October 1

Love Island UK: Season 5

Oasis: Supersonic

Studio 54: The Documentary

Nas: Time is Illmatic

Arthur Christmas

Smurfs: The Lost Village

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Season 9-11

Teenage Euthanasia: Season 2

Persian Lessons

Sputnik

Scattering CJ

My Millennial Life

Winston Churchill: Blood, Sweat and Oil Paint

Basquiat: Rage to Riches

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder

A Mother’s Nightmare

Reba McEntire’s The Hammer

The Simone Biles Story: Courage to Soar

Death, She Wrote

Black Mamba: Kiss of Death

Find Me a Beach House

Bushwhacked: Season 3

Brave Wilderness

Pride: Season 4

Camp Wannakiki: Season 5b

Gogo For The Gold: Season 2a

The Sherry Vine Variety Show: Season 2a

Life After Flash

Life After The Navigator

Dying Laughing

Lady Boss: The Jackie Collins Story

ThreeNow

N/A

Disney+

September 27

All the Same… or Not: Season 2

The Worst of Evil

Reply 1997: Season 1

September 29

Beautiful, FL

Project CC

Maxine

The Ghost

The Roof

Black Belts

Prime Video

September 25

Neighbours: The Return

September 29

Gen V

September 30

Ski Jumpers

Apple TV+

September 29

Flora and Son

AMC+

N/A

Acorn

N/A

Shudder

September 29

Nightmare