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Unfournately remembering what can go in the recycling bin is often a challenge (Image: The Spinoff)

SocietyJuly 1, 2024

New Zealand standardised its recycling rules – why is it still so confusing?

the confused lady math meme, four frames of a woman looking puzzled with maths formulas floating in front of her face, and different items, like lids, pizza boxes, recycling symbols, cans floating around her
Unfournately remembering what can go in the recycling bin is often a challenge (Image: The Spinoff)

No matter how many times you put them in the bin, lids still can’t be recycled.

Despite the government’s valiant efforts to make recycling completely consistent throughout the country, and The Spinoff’s valiant (if we do say so ourselves) efforts to keep explaining what is going on with our waste system, there’s still widespread confusion about recycling. What goes in what bin? What are the rules about lids? 

Five months after the new rules came in, the recycling sector is still reporting that contamination is high: lots of stuff that can be recycled is going to landfill, and lots of stuff that can’t be recycled is ending up at the recycling plant. Recycling the wrong stuff (or contaminating otherwise recyclable items with gunk) is bad for everyone: it makes recycling less efficient and more expensive, contaminates the efforts of people who did rinse their milk bottles and take the lids off, and makes recycling worker’s job harder. Here’s quick explainer for next time you’re hovering over the bin with a lid in your hand, wondering where it should go. 

Lids! Lids! Are you really sure I can’t recycle lids? 

There has been a lot of confusion around this at The Spinoff offices, but the truth is that no lid of any size should go in your recycling bin – even big ones, like ice cream container lids. The rule of thumb for general recycling is that if something is smaller than 5cm x 5cm, it can’t be recycled, but when it comes to lids, their thinness means they can still fall through the machinery at recycling centres even if they’re bigger than 5cm. If they’re still attached to the bottle or container, they can reduce the quality of recycled material due to being made out of a different type of plastic. There are some alternatives – for example, in Wellington the Sustainability Trust has a free drop-off service for plastic and metal lids, and Auckland Council allows you to search to find where you can drop off stuff that can’t go in the recycling bin. 

So just to be clear once and for all. You cannot recycle any lids.

What else can I not recycle? 

The obvious stuff: food, garden waste, plastic that isn’t 1, 2 and 5, chemicals, batteries, building materials, nappies and sanitary waste. 

But also some of the non-obvious stuff: glass from beverage bottles is recyclable, but other kinds of glass, like from mirrors, windows, lightbulbs, cooking utensils or drinking glasses can’t be recycled. Really big plastic containers that are more than four litres can’t be recycled. Aluminium drink cans can be recycled, but gas canisters can’t. 

I’m also still confused about pizza boxes. Does the grease gum up the recycling system? What about when the stuff to recycle has food on it?

While you should definitely rinse or scrape food off your recycling if you can, it doesn’t have to be perfect; recycling systems can handle pizza boxes that are greasy as long as the food is out. Shake your sauce or juice bottles with a bit of water to remove the detritus, swish the dish brush around the hummus container, flick out the pizza crumbs – and then put the packaging in the recycling. As a bonus, clean recycling is much less likely to attract insects and rats to the bins.

a green and red poster showing what can and can't be recycled
A simple guide to recycling, via Auckland’s EcoMatters 

Why are there so many kinds of plastic that can’t be recycled? 

Plastic is made from oil, which is why promoting its use (including recycling), works in the oil industry’s favour. About 10% of plastic that has ever been made has been recycled, because making new plastic often works out cheaper, and only 1% has been recycled more than once. China used to accept many rich countries’ plastic, including New Zealand’s, but it stopped because much of the plastic was too contaminated to be valuable. This meant that there were fewer kinds of plastic that could be processed in New Zealand – part of the reason that soft plastic bins that used to be common in supermarkets are slightly harder to find now. 

Beyond that, lots of plastic is made to be stable: hard, set in shape, light and strong. The qualities that make it so convenient is what makes many kinds of plastic difficult to recycle: the long polymer chains get shorter each time they are melted and formed into a new material, becoming a lower quality substance. Additionally, lots of plastics contain dyes and other chemical additives that can react unpredictably when mixed with each other. Often recycled plastic is mixed with new plastic to create recycled plastic items – although there are always enthusiastically heralded new technologies coming through that promise to change this.

How does recycling in New Zealand compare to other places? 

In a comprehensive 2023 Waste Strategy from the Ministry for the Environment, New Zealand’s reuse and recycling rates are described as “poor” compared to other countries. On average, each New Zealander is estimated to have generated 700kg of waste that ended up in landfills in 2021, meaning that New Zealand is one of the highest waste producers in the OECD. There isn’t always a market for recycled materials (partially due to our small size), and while many in the waste sector try innovative new things like turning plastics into plasterboard, others say that this is just “distributing a landfill full of rubbishy plastic bags around the country”. 

New Zealand is part of a global plastics treaty intended to reduce plastic waste and pollution, which is expected to be negotiated by the end of this year. We also have a National Plastics Action Plan, and a bevy of other strategies, goals, commitments and projects led by central government, local government and the waste sector – which simplifying the recycling rules was intended to help with. 

Reducing plastics and embracing the “circular economy” in New Zealand is part of a global effort that will require redesigning many aspects of modern life that assume that plastic will always be cheap and plentiful. As the recycling blogs love to point out, the “five Rs” are a hierarchy: refuse stuff that produces rubbish, reduce the waste you generate, reuse what you can, repurpose what you can’t – and then recycle.

Why is recycling so confusing? 

If I knew that, I wouldn’t have had to write this article. 

This piece has been amended to add further clarification around lids.

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WillySmacknTush at the scene of the crime (reading a book)
WillySmacknTush at the scene of the crime (reading a book)

BooksJune 27, 2024

Revealed: The shocking drag storytime event Brian Tamaki didn’t want you to see 

WillySmacknTush at the scene of the crime (reading a book)
WillySmacknTush at the scene of the crime (reading a book)

The Spinoff goes inside the controversial event deemed too dangerous for the New Zealand public.

Brian Tamaki was too scared to watch WillySmacknTush’s drag king storytime, but I was not. The latest target in Destiny Church’s campaign against rainbow events and road markings across Aotearoa, Tamaki and Destiny Church members have compared the drag storytime events to “the wolf dressed as granny waiting for [Little] Red Riding Hood”, labelling it “foul predator behaviour” and “targeting our innocent kids with their filth”. Others have posited it might just be a person dressed in sparkly clothes reading a book.

After 100 Destiny supporters protested a drag event at Gisborne library, another drag event at the Upper Hutt library has been forced to cancel this week following threats made by Tamaki. “If the mayor and his councillors do not shut this event down, I have instructed our Destiny Church members and ManUp men to shut it down,” he said of the event, where a person dressed in sparkly clothes reads a book. The news also comes as Tamaki faces defamation action from Haus of Flash, who were forced to cancel a nationwide tour after similar protest action.

What Tamaki describes is an event too shocking, too dangerous, too adult in nature for local councils and boards to allow it happen in public. He denotes a story time session (fun, friendly, educational) as having the potential to cause real harm to children, purely because of the people reading the book. “The over-promotion and protection of this perversion is not right,” he said in April. “We want officials to defund and remove drag queens’ story times from our schools and our libraries.”

But what actually happens at these controversial drag storytimes?

Today, WillySmacknTush still donned sparkly clothes and still read a book, refusing to be swayed by cancel culture by hosting the event online instead. The Spinoff went undercover (clicked the livestream link) to bring you the gory, salacious details of this event considered too dangerous for the New Zealand public.

Here are the most shocking and offensive moments from Thursday’s drag king story time.

1) Teddy bear wearing crown

I think we can all agree that this dangerous symbolism is an affront to the monarchy. 

2) Pale pink dinosaur

I think we can all agree that this dangerous symbolism is an affront to science. 

3) Coded language 

“Kia ora koutou, ko Willy ahau,” Willy SmacknTush said, rudely exposing children to a second national language without their consent. I suspect that Willy SmacknTush isn’t even his real name. 

4) Phishing scam

“My name’s Willy, I’m a drag king and I love dressing up,” said Willy. “What’s your names?” On the count of three, he then demanded that we all tell him our names. Straight into the microphone? Of Zuckerberg’s Meta? Not falling for that one. 

5) Swear words

The first book Willy read out involved a child splashing about in the ocean, and repeatedly exclaiming “oh, golly oh gee”. Extremely blasphemous and extremely offensive. Don’t even get me started on the pussybow blouse he was wearing. 

6) Toxic comments

For further confirmation that this event was hellbent on exploiting the innocence of our children, the comments section confirmed just how much harm was being caused. “Two rapt little boys here,” wrote one outraged viewer. “Twins are having the best time listening to this fabulousness,” added another aggrieved parent. “I really hope kids get to enjoy your story time in person in the future,” spat an incensed critic. 

7) Inappropriate content

If you thought the young girl blaspheming in the sea was bad, I was shocked to hear the harrowing tell-all memoir of Fred, a small fairy who made gowns, beautiful gowns. Irresponsibly, there was no mention at all of his employment rights or working conditions. And how about this dystopian vision from ‘Grandad’s Pride’?! “Pride is like a giant party, where we celebrate the wonderful diversity of our communities and share the message that everyone should be treated with equality and respect.” Oh golly, oh gee, rest assured that my teddy bear king WILL be hearing about this. 

8) Flagrant littering

To top it all off, Willy ended the session with this hateful diatribe. “I hope you’ve all had a lovely time reading with us today and hopefully you’ve found new books to add to your favourites.” To add insult to injury, he then blew sparkly silver glitter towards the camera. Toxic and harmful – that’s going to take ages to clean up.